Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday! I'm so excited! I have a great interview coming for you this afternoon! And yes, I'm a big tease!
Today on the live feeds and in the BB13 House, Dani will be taking pics, blogging and tweeting... The mock newlyweds will likely be doing some campaigning... Jordan will likely be fretting and pickle munching... Jeff will likely give us lots of screen-capping opportunities.. Everyone who hasn't won HoH yet will be making their grand declarations of intent... And we'll be here covering all the good stuff. ;)
Before I get cracking on the Overnight, a reminder... Tonight at the Wednesday Show Viewing Party, I'll be announcing the winner of the Theracane from Relax the Back.
If you didn't get in on RTing the 1st tweet Sunday night, and even if ya did, you'll have another chance to RT at 10am Eastern today. I'll post the link for that tweet right here:
Also, their fanpage on facebook is *so* close to 3000, and when they hit 3000, someone's gonna win a Tempurpedic bed. I would LOVE for that someone to be a BB fan! Even better, a disher! So go click like! I shouldn't be the only one with a happy spine! :0)
OK.. On with the Overnight! Please refresh this post at 6:30am BBT for the first sections. If you were asleep for Rachel & Brendon's mock wedding last night, you missed a good time. Everyone got all dressed up and had a lot of fun with it. How can you go wrong with a giant Elf ring-bearer? Lawon was hysterical as the preacher! Jordan caught the bouquet, and Jeff caught the garter... major sweetness there. Check out GenieSea's post, TrashBagWedding, for gorgeous caps and flashback times.
Speaking of the Elf, it's 5am, and he just came outside to the backyard to chat with the live feeds... Spark em up! :0) He begins by talking to Farrah... 20 minutes later, he's jedi training..
Jeff, Dani, Adam, Kalia, Porsche
Jeff's telling a funny football game story... Check it out in the flashback section of the live feeds at 11:29pm on Feed 1. Click the pic to get to the log in page.
Jordan & Rachel
Jordanism that'll make the CBS edit, time permitting...
Rachel: So anyways, they're getting married in April, and she's gonna be moving to Canada, so...
Jordan: Do you have to... If you move to Canada, do you have to... cuz Canada's considered.. No! It's not considered another country... You need yer passport?
Jordan, Brendon & Rachel
Jordan: Lawon said he was pootin' last night, so I think it was a combination of both of y'all.
Rachel: It was horrible, between the 3 of you.
Jordan: I know! Imagine if I had all that stuff.
Rachel: How come they left the Veto medallion on the wall still?
Jordan: They normally take it away?
Brendon: Only because any of us put it in the box.
Rachel: Yeah, but they gave me my key back... so they usually take the veto medallion with them...
Rachel wonders why the Veto rules are as they are, which then leads into a talk about coming twists...
Jordan: Listen, Julie said there's gonna be a lot of twists n stuff, so I'm wonderin' like..
Rachel: They're not gonna happen though until after Thursday.
Jordan: Yeah, I know, but I'm just like wonderin'.. I wonder what the twist could be.
Rachel: I know. I've thought about that too, but honestly, this is.. Is everyone outside? This just sucks. This whole situation.
Jordan: Believe me, I know.
Rachel: And it's like, no matter which one of you goes, it sucks.. Not only for the 4 of us, but for the game. Whichever one pf y'all goes, it sucks for the game. Like.. fanbase, for everyone.. I guarantee the fans are not happy. They can't be.
Jordan: It sucks.
Brendon: It sucks that it's one of us... and at the hands of one of our own, who we thought was on our side.
***Ain't selective memory grand?!
Brendon: All about greed.
Rachel: I call her the Wicked Witch of the HoH.
Jordan: oh my gah..
Brendon: Did you? In the DR?
Brendon: Don't answer... I might have called her Judas.
Jordan: hahah.. Did you say it like Jerry?
Rachel: Jeff called her preying mantis...
At 12:14am, Jeff comes in to use the restroom, then joins them.. But first, they fantasize about coming twists...
At 12:16, Jeff Joins them... Both he and Jordan are being really snuggly since the mock wedding...
While Jeff, Brendon and Adam play pool, Dani, Lawon and Kalia are having toe talk on the couch...
Adam, Lawon, Porsche, Jordan
Past cars, fantasy cars... As dreams of 500k dance in their heads. Porsche's got the most expensive taste..
Jordan: If you could get any car in the world, what's yer..
Adam: 69 Camaro.
Jordan: What would yours be?
Porsche: Like any car?
Jordan: Anything you want.
Porsche: A Ferrari Italia.
Adam: They're not practical.
Porsche: But they're gorgeous! hehehe
Lawon: I'm not a car person like that. Just get me to point A.
Jordan: But if some guy came up to you and was like, you can have any car you want..
Lawon: Know what I like is some Audis. A burnt orange Audi.
Jordan: What about you, Jeff?
Jeff: I'd get a Bentley.
Porsche:Or a Phantom.. Have someone else drive it for me.
And so on...
The HGs are still chatting on the couch, making conversation while waiting to be called in for DRs.. The mock newlyweds are fading fast...
Brendon: Our wedding day is just exhausting.
Shelly: Wait for the real one.
Adam: And it went by so fast, didn't it? Did you look around and absorb it all?
Brendon: Was it worth all that money we spent on it?
Shelly: I know those trashbags were expensive man..
Rachel: They were. That dress?
Shelly: Thanks goes out to Hefty!
Frankly this entry is nothing more than a cheap excuse to post this cap.
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Porsche
Gas talk in the Candy Room... Slop, Sardines, you name it.. The HGs are having an extra stinky week. Click the pic to get to the live feed log in page and watch this on flashback.
Meanwhile, outside on Feed 3... also at 2:30am.. 2:29 if you're diving into flashback..
Adam, Lawon, Shelly are talking Food Comps and the rest of the summer.
Adam: All I know is, motherf'er better fight for something, cuz I am not eating slop on my birthday!
Lawon: No one wants that.
Shelly: I have a feeling I'll be back on slop soon.
Adam: After Thursday, there'll be 9 people in the house.
Lawon: Can you imagine? hehehe! I can't even imagine it at 4.
Adam: Well, that's when the house will actually seem big.
Lawon: It seems big to me now.
Adam: That 1st week, there was people everywhere.
Shelly: That's true..
Lawon: But now I'm sayin'.. cuz everybody's so spread out now.. and it's just... it's weird. But we got all summer now together, guys.
Shelly: I know.
Adam: We're stuck.
Lawon: We're stuck.
Feeds 3 & 4
Dani is not happy with Rachel's behavior regarding Porsche... or much else.
Dani: Porsche stood up for herself, thank God. Who is Rachel to scold her for hanging out with me?! What?!
Lawon: That's crazy.
Dani: I couldn't believe it. I was like, did she say something, and she was like, Oh yeah.. "They reprimanded me forlike 15 minutes."
Lawon: Who does that?
Dani: Not only is it her personal life, but this is her game! Who are you to get in the way of her game, by making her guilty by association with you!
Dani: I just think that's bs. I would never tell someone, like, Do not hang out with Lawon...
Lawon: They're crazy.. If it's not about her, it's a different story. Adam was saying, "I wish I could talk to her, but it's never the right time.. just to tell her, you have a life outside of here, and you need to think about that." They talk to him too.
Dani: Adam? They went up to him the 1st day and tried to cop a deal with him... He wouldn't tell me what they said, but he said there's pros and cons and there's more pros to getting him out.
Dani: I would really like to see Adam win HoH this Thursday, for his birthday... plus, he'll put up Rachel.
Lawon: Oh, I didn't know that.
Dani: Absolutely. Who would you put up, if you got it?
Dani: And who?
Lawon: That's the thing.. Rachel... (long pause) Might be Shelly.
Dani: Really? You could just tell her she's a pawn. Know what I mean?
Dani: Just tell her you need to put up a strong player next to Rachel to make sure Rachel doesn't win the PoV.. and you have the desire to win.. and blablabla..
They fret over the possibility of Rachel winning the coming HoH and reaffirm that it's a must win for their side..
Lawon: He (i didn't hear who) said that Rachel needs to get out of here..
Dani: Yup. It'll be pleasant.
Lawon: Hello! Hello!
Dani: In the house.. It really would be.
Lawon: I talked to Jeff a little this morning, and he's like, we just gotta get through this week, cuz Jordan's a little bit stressed.
Dani: And in Big Brother anything can happen.. and Brendon and Rachel are like trying to sell limbs and livers to stay in the house.
Lawon: I know. And Jeff was like, we just have to make it through this week...
Dani: That's all they care about. But you also have to remember, that once they do make it past this week, Jeff is gonna be Game On. He wants to win. Jordan doesn't wanna win. She just wants to be here...
Lawon: Right, right, right..
Dani: Jeff wants to win. You need to remember that, because after they're guaranteed jury, they were coasting to get there, and now that they're there, it's gonna be game on.
Talk turns to Brendon..
Lawon: He walks around here like Lurch.
Dani: He hasn't been doin' it for the last 2 days though. He hasn't been bullying people and strong-arming them.. Laying down his scepter on Kalia.. that made me ill. Uch. They were real big bullies for the 1st 3 weeks. Just to have someone else in power, and show them they can't walk around like they own the place? They don't, clearly, or else he wouldn't be going home. It feels great. It really does. They literally walked around here on their high horses and talked down to people and were just gonna stomp on everyone to get to the end. On the one hand you have Jordan, who is just so sweet.. and on the other, you have Brendon, who is gonna trample old women and babies to get to the end. Personally, I like old women and babies.
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Porsche, Adam
They're into the nightly Candy Room game of 20 Questions. Tonight it's TV & Movie Stars...
If you'd like to join in, click the pic to get to the live feed log in page and watch on flashback. :)
Feed 3 & 4
Dani & Lawon
They're in the middle of an Adam love-fest, talk turns to Dominic...
Dani: He's like, I'll see you in Vegas.. I'm all, I'll see you at the finale. Are you not planning on coming? He's a crack-up!
Lawon: I wonder what he's doing right now..
Dani: I know. Sleeping? It's 3 am.
With this, Dani & Lawon head inside to the bathroom... THey miss pajama jams..
Feeds 1 & 2
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Adam, Porsche
Jordan tickles Jeff's back and Game time continues...
At 3:53am, Kalia guesses correctly.
Kalia: Minka Kelly!
Jordan: Yes. The girl Jeff gets a boner over.
Kalia: She's not that cute, Jeff.
Jeff: Are you thinking of the right girl?
Jordan: Jeff told me he'd leave me for her.
Kalia: Everyone has one.
Jeff: I thought we got 5.
It's a fun little flashback... And this concludes the overnight report. Happy Wednesday, BB Lovers!