The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovers!! Happy Wednesday! :0) I'm betting we're in for another very big day on the live feeds! Shelly, Shelly Machiavelli will not be going down without a fight.

***Blogger's acting really sketchy in Chrome today. I recommend using a different browser.

It's also HoH Picture day in the Big Brother 13 house, which is always fun, as well as the day Porsche will be writing her blog... I'm really curious to see what she says... All week long, I've imagined Janelle's advice to her was something along the lines of "be as invisible as you can, as long as you can... present yourself as a non-threat both physically and mentally... win nothing until you absolutely have to." It's certainly worked for her. I'm curious to see if she sheds any light on this in her upcoming blog.

With the live eviction tomorrow night, Shelly and Adam have 1 more full day to make sure they're the one staying... In the event Adam should be the unlucky HG walking out the door, I recommend this as his lovely parting gift. ;0) For Shelly, I still need your help. Please have a look around here, scroll down the page, search around and find her something good n funny and message it to me on facebook! OK.. You have your assignment, and I have mine...

Here's a couple of your parting gift ideas for Shelly:

1. What Would Machiavelli Do?
2. Trouser Filler - for assistance until she gains back all the weight she's dropped in the house...

Time for me to dive into the flashback machine and start culling and transcribing the Overnight Report! Please refresh this post to check for the first sections right around 5:30am BBT... maybe even a little earlier...

10:19pm BBT

Feed 3 & 4

HoH Room

Kalia & Porsche

The ladies are up in HoH fantasizing about what they'd do with the winnings. And how some of the other HGs don't seem like they need it as much as the 2 of them..

Kalia: I need to be 1st or 2nd so I can furnish my apartment.. waaahhh.. or I need one last luxury competition.

Porsche: Well, no, that's why I gave that to you.

Kalia: I appreciate that. We can furnish our apartments together. Cuz it doesn't even seem like.. Like, I think that everybody here could use the money, but like, (stealth whispering and hand motions, so I'm paraphrasing with liberties) she won before.. Shelly's got megabucks... Adam also talks about traveling.. Not like he seems like he has a lot of money, but he's comfortable.. He's ok.. And then Rachel.. She could probably use it for a home.. Like they're clearly..

Porsche: Yeah.

Kalia: But.. I think about that too.. Like, you and I really need the money.

Porsche: I know. Trust me. I know. And that's the other thing.. Obviously Rachel needs it too, but it's just like...

Kalia: Yeah.

Porsche: But then I think about it.. That's not how it's gonna be spent.

Kalia: I know. I know..

Porsche: So.. then I think about that, and I'm like, No. No no no no...

Porsche and Kalia agree that they don't want to pay for an extravagant wedding or the 12,000 dollar gown they're sure Rachel would buy... Certainly not when Kalia has $300 in her bank account and a mountain of debt.

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10:30pm

Feeds 1 & 2

Shelly, Adam & Rachel are playing pool.

Kalia sticks her head out for a moment.

Adam: What time is it?

Kalia: 10:30

Adam: Ohh. I missed it. Fara, I love you, baby. Miss you. See you soon.

Kalia goes in. Jordan comes out. They invite her to play... Funny voices and ball humor..

Shelly: Quit goin' for my balls, loser.

Adam: I went for hers last time.

Shelly: I don't like your balls. I'm takin' em out.

Adam: Heyy.. Hey... That's what she said.

Shelly: C'mon Rachel, put his balls in.

Adam: Woah.

Rachel: I don't have a good shot at Adam's balls.

Adam: (pause) That's what Fara said.

Shelly/Rachel/Jordan/Carolyn: Woah!! hehehe

The laughs continue... If you'd like to watch this Flashback Funny on the live feeds, please go to 10:30pm on Feed 1 for the best angles.

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10:50pm

QUAD

Adam, Porsche, Shelly, Jordan

Flashback Funny of the Season!

Adam: This doesn't feel like my stick.

Porsche: That's what.. Adam said.

Adam: C'mon. Day 60. I forgot what my stick feels like.

Porsche: hehehe

Jordan: Day 60 , I forgot what my stick feels like? Oh, Kruddy! 'Member, (sings) Kruddy's gotta chubby in his pants... (Palm Trees. Skippy must be new and not realize this is an original.) Who came up with that?

Adam: Jeff came up with it.

Jordan: What does it mean when he says "got a chubby in his pants," talkin' about poop?

Adam: No..

Shelly: Talkin' about a hard on.

Jordan: Ooohhhh!!

Shelly: That's what you were singin' that day. That he had a hard on..

Adam: That I had a hard on in my pants...

Jordan: Ohh!! hahahaha!!

Shelly: You never knew that?

Jordan: No!!!

Shelly: You didn't know what a chubby was?

Jordan: Who says that??

Shelly: I guess not Jeff.

Porsche: A chubby's actually like half of a hard on..

Jordan: Really?

Porsche: It's when it starts to get hard, and it's just chubby.

Shelly: That's gotta go on the top 10 list.

Porsche: Day 60. Best moment in the house happens... (Jordan not knowing)

Jordan: Who.. I didn't know that.

Adam: That's right up there with "how can adults have curfews?"

Shelly: Jeff's never said to you, "gah, I'm gettin' a chub?"

Jordan: Never. The only thing I've ever heard is talkin' about chub rub.. ya know when you have fat on your legs, and it rubs together?

This is ongoing for several minutes.. and flippin' hysterical.. I promise you will laugh. Watch this one on flashback. It's worth getting the 3 day free trial, if you don't have the feeds yet. It could well be the flashback funny of the season! :0)

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11:00pm

Backyard Couch

Shelly, Kalia, Jordan, Porsche, Adam, Rachel

They gathered HGs are talking about Broadway shows they've seen, which leads Shelly to mention a ballet. Shelly and Jordan's take-away from the classic was rather surprising to me.

Shelly: I've seen The Nutcracker, and that's just like junk right up in your face.

Jordan: For real.

Shelly: It is! I mean, I'm up in the front, like, oh my God, it's gonna pop out and hit me. It's uncomfortable.

Jordan: All you see is..

Shelly: Is nuts.

Kalia: In The Nutcracker.

Shelly: You can't even focus on the darn thing, because all you see are a bunch of packages in front of you.

Jordan: Yeah.

Porsche: Dudes in tights?

Shelly: Yes! And the tights are tight.

Jordan: Tight! Skin Tight!

Shelly: And it's right in front of you.. if you're up front..

Kalia: At least they're wearing dance belts..

Jordan: Or if they're standing sideways, it's like..

Shelly: Boing!!

Jordan: And you're like.. oooh... They need somthin' hard..

Kalia: That would make it worse.. You mean they need to tuck it.

Shelly: They need to make it all one shape..

Bulge talk continues and then develops into a discussion about Lawon and his never wearing underwear and how uncomfortable that was for Kalia during a comp... And then they move on to the Food Comp where they all got hurt and and sick and scarred and ambulances were called... To check this out in the flashback section of the live feeds, start at 11pm on the quad...

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11:23pm BBT

All HGs

Quad

We've now much into funny burp and fart stories... Click the pic to get to the live feeds log in page, if you've gottem or the 3 day free trial, if you need em.

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11:29pm

QUAD

All

The Chima Talk.. bits and pieces.. Included because Shelly manages to stick her foot in her mouth with Rachel, so it could impact this game.

They all discuss their memories of Chima's exit.

Jordan: I didn't know what happened until we watched the whole season.. Cuz we had gotten a skill, and I was out here practicing..

Shelly: Natalia and all them were laughing.. She acted like a 3 year old.

Jordan: She was nice.. but just don't get on her bad side.

Adam: Have you talked to her since?

Jordan: I sawl her at this award thing, and she was very nice..

Rachel: She's very nice..

Adam: Does she feel bad about it?

Jordan: Oh, I didn't bring it up. I would never say anything. I left it alone.

Rachel: She feels very bad about it.

Shelly: I would never say a word. (to Rachel) I'd like to see you two go head to head... Chima and You. That would be interesting.

Rachel: Why?

Shelly: Just the way that she, like, she could handle people, and the way that you can talk to people.. It would have been interesting to see you two in the same house.

***Open mouth, insert foot, don't imagine Rachel doesn't get what you really mean, although she's going to play it off... In a good way.

Rachel: Thanks. She's... probably not gonna be asked back.

Adam: Prob'ly not.

Kalia: She might not even be invited to dinner.

Shelly: hahahaha!

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11:47pm BBT
Quad

All HGs

Jordan and Rachel are talking about how nice some of the fans are... A fan of Jeff and Jordan's sent them Carrie Underwood tickets.. 2nd row! Jordan tells the story of the concert.

Jordan: They're almost too nice. You're like, thank you very much. I appreciate it.. But you feel bad. They're really just nice.. and you feel rude if you don't take it..
Rachel: I have the best fans.. I became friends with a lot of these people too..

Talk turns to the mean stuff. Jordan and Rachel give Shelly some advice.

Shelly: And then there's the mean people.
Rachel: Yeah, but they don't count.
Jordan: you gotta think of it.. Not everybody's gonna like you. Cuz everybody likes certain types of people.. I know you said about Tony. My dad was the same. he would read some of the stuff and get really mad. But you just gotta ignore it.
Shelly: Yeah.
Jordan: If you're yourself, and you acted yourself...
Adam: Anybody who says sh*t.. say go live in that house for 60 days, and then talk to me.
Jordan: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Jordan: For a lot of people who don't like you, there's a lot of people who do like you, and you can't let that get you down or upset.. I would suggest not reading it for a while.
Rachel: My recommendation? Don't read it ever. They will tell you a million times, Don't get on the internet, and you'll be like, why? I wanna check it out. Don't get on the internet. They say it for a reason. Don't do it. Just don't. Seriously. Just don't. From the bottom of my heart.
Jordan: I think later on it's ok, cuz I've looked and been like, "Man!! That is mean!" But then I'm like, Whatever.. That was a year ago.
Rachel: I wouldn't ever look. Period. Dot com.
Adam: I'm gonna laugh at anybody that hates me.

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12:17am BBT
QUAD

While Adam and Porsche are checking out the Fortune Teller to see if they can get her moving.. No... Rachel gets a visit from a puppy..
Shelly makes a special puppy puppet voice, as if her daughter's stuffed animal is speaking to Rachel.. She pokes him through the space in the wall between their rooms.

Shelly/Puppy: Heya... Can you see me? Can you see me?
Rachel: I can't really see anything. All I see is ears.. It's Shelly's puppy.
Shelly/Puppy: A birdie told me something today...
Rachel: What?
Shelly/Puppy: Check under your pillow.
Rachel: My pillow?

Rachel grabs a flashlight, shines it under her pillow, and..

Rachel: My puppy!! yayyy!
Shelly/Puppy: Puppies stick together.
Rachel: Yayyy!!! Thank you!! Who stole him? This is very curious.. Kalia walks in and doesn't know where he is and all of a sudden he returns? Hm.

**wow. bonus, even.

Shelly/Puppy: Us puppies are happy tonight.

Rachel: Yayyyy!

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12:21am
Feed 3
Adam
Backyard



Adam: Ooooh. This f'ing game.. This f'ing house.. This f'in place.. I know you guys probably like the drama that Shelly causes in this house.. more than you like the nice guy tryin' to play the honest game, but obviously, I'm not playing a completely honest game.. cuz I got deals with..

***Fire Skippy! He just flipped from talking Adam to sleeping Rachel.

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12:28am BBT
Feed 1 & 2
Porsche & Kalia
HoH

Porsche: I think it's very win comps and decide what you wanna do.
Kalia: But it's also a very week to week thing. And I feel like every week things are different.. Like, we walked into this week one way, completely not expecting to be walking out of it the way we are.
Porsche: Yeah.
Kalia: And um.. But like that kind of thing is very like, it changes and it changes really.. on a dime.
Porsche: Depending on who's here?
Kalia: That.. and just as easy as we make deals? Other people are making deals too.
Porsche: Well, of course.
Kalia: And.. I don't think.. Oh what did you say Rachel asked you again?
Porsche: She asked me who I thought we should keep.. And I was like, there are pros and cons to both.. and as much as Shelly can't win anything, Adam was thrown the only thing he did win. She was like, "I don't believe that. I don't believe he was thrown it." I was like, ok.. Other people do, and whether he did or didn't, how many times did Adam run around the pool with his pants down because Jeff beat him.. Either way.. It's him or someone who hasn't won anything, is pretty manipulative and is still in the final 6.. That's pretty impressive.
Kalia: Right.
Porsche: And um, she was like, yeah.. and I was like, luckily I don't have a vote this week, so it's whatever you guys decide, but Kalia wants to vote however you guys vote.
Kalia: We still haven't had this talk as like a 4some.. and I'm like, why haven't we talked? Is it because it's understood, or is it that we all see it as we're gonna come after each other?
Porsche: Probably. They see it as 2 against 1 next week.
Kalia: Oh, for HoH.
Porsche: mm hmm
Kalia: I think Rachel sees it more that way than Jordan.
**nope.
Porsche: Rachel will put it onto Jordan.
Kalia: Ehh.. I don't think that Rachel is.. I literally only feel like HoH is against Rachel.
Porsche: mm hmm. I agree. Anyway.. Day 2 is where that starts.. Let's see if these even come off the pages, cuz these are super thin..

They begin studying with the Bible Porsche requested for this purpose.. Almost.

Kalia: The 4 of us need to talk tomorrow.. and make sure this happens. I said to Jordan..
Porsche: Day one, Rachel wins HoH.
Kalia: That was a Saturday?
Porsche: mm hmm
Kalia: Day 3 was Monday?
Porsche: That was the first food comp? No cuz we all had food on the 4th of July.
Kalia: When was the cookie cake fiasco?

They're confused on the early dates. The beginning of the study session is a bit of Who's on 1st, What's on 2nd.. Then they make progress.. If you'd like to watch them studying, go to 12:34am on Feed 1.

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1:00am BBT

Feed 1 & 2

Porsche & Kalia

Porsche and Kalia are up in the HoH studying..

Porsche: ok.. second.. Just memorize the days.

Kalia: I can't sit here and memorize 69 days.

Porsche: It's not 69, and you only need to remember like 14 of em.

Kalia: I know, but I'm like..

Porsche: Not 14.. 18 or 20. Ok, the 2nd HoH was odd..

Kalia: The first eviction was on an odd day.

Porsche: Then the noms are always gonna be even..

Kalia: mm hmm

Porsche: Cuz it's gonna be the day after, so it's either gonna be odd or even, flip flop..

Kalia: I get that, but then everything else that week is gonna be odd.

Porsche: And then it switches to evens..

Kalia: on the day of the eviction.

Porsche: mm hmm

Kalia: And then the next HoH is gonna be the same thing.

Porsche: It's gonna be all evens. So the 1st Hoh had odd things, the second HoH had odd things, the 3rd HoH had evens, and it starts the pattern after the 1st week.

Kalia: So only the 1st 2 are odds?

Porsche: The 1st 2 are odds.. then week 3 is evens.. week 4 is odds..

Kalia: So it's just the 1st 2 that are wacky.. Week 5?

Porsche: Starts evens.

Kalia: It's week 5, but that's the week Brendon was evicted. So if the question is, "Brendon's eviction was on evens or odds,"

Porsche: Hold on..

Kalia: It's still gonna be even, but it's coming off of an odd week.

**A very odd week indeed.

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1:30am
HoH
Porsche & Kalia
Pillowtalk...

They're trying to figure out what new arguments to make to Jordan and Rachel to make sure they vote Shelly out.
From this, they move on to speculating about possible powers Shelly might have gotten from the Fortune Teller... In this fantasy scenario, Rachel and Shelly go back on the block on Thursday...


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2:30am BBT
Feed 3
Backyard
Adam

Adam's having a smoke, shaking his head, holding his head in his hands... He looks worried, and he's not talking, yet... I'm gonna stick with him for a few minutes and see if he does...

2:33:54

Adam: I swear... I swear...

How do we know he's genuinely concerned? He's not talking.

This concludes the Overnight Report. I'll get a Morning Report going as soon as the HGs are conscious and talkative.. :) Happy Wednesday, BB Lovers!

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