Monday Morning in the BB14 House

Happy Monday, BB Lovers! We have 3 up before the bell: Frank, Boogie and Joe.  We'll be joining them in the backyard...If you haven't read the Overnight Report yet, it's full of important info... just FYI. The live feeds have been hopping since the word go.. If you haven't tried them yet, and you'd like a 3 day free trial, have at it. :)

To your immediate right, please notice Exhibit A of why Dishchick Carolyn should never be allowed to attempt any graphics.  And directly below that, you'll notice a new Quickie Poll! :)

***Happy Birthday, Boogie!! 


8:13am
Cam 1
Backard, couch
Boogie and Frank, then Joe

Frank: Charades was clutch last night..  Joe's buggin'.. Joe's getting the specifics of conversations.  He's paranoid on both fronts.  And like her not playin' charades last night.. Not making an effort. 
Boogie: So you know the buttons to push.
Frank: I woke up in a cold sweat last night.. I think I sweat to warm myself up sometimes.
Boogie: The temperature swings.. I don't know if it's our bodies or what.

Joe joins them.

Frank: My mom's probably goin, "Frankie, why are you droppin' the F bomb so much?"
Boogie: They edit around it.
Frank: But she's probably at work right now, watching the live feeds to see if she hears my voice in the morning.

Talk turns to laundry.. then naps.. tv shows...dish network.. direct tv..

The Live Feeds went to the BRB screen at 8:24am BBT...


8:35am BBT - Fishies!  Wakey, wakey, houseguests!  It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers! :)  Willie.. You're free to sleep until all the BB demons go away, dear..  If you'd like to silently sunbathe or loll about the pool, I'm game for that too, you swarthy little Hantz man.. ;)

8:44am BBT

And they're up! 

 Kara and Shane are doing their morning rituals together.. The backyard crew has expanded to include Ian and JoJo.. Chatter about cartoons, charades, etc..

  Is it just me, or can anyone else very easily imagine Mike Boogie as a very cranky old mn?

JoJo: The oldest I was in the 80s was 5.
**she's a zygote!

Frank: I wish they had a list of songs  we could sing.


Shane joins the backyard crew.  Then Wil.  Talk turns to morning pleasantries, sleeping arrangements and pains..  Speaking of pains, Ashley's moving slowly and cautiously through the house.  Poor Snow White.

8:52am
Kitchen
Willie and Ashley

Willie: Did you get good sleep?
Ashley: mmm
Willie: No, huh?

Frank comes inside.  They complain about today's wake-up music.. Then Frank and Willie head to the Storage Room. We follow..

8:55am
Cam 3/4
Storage Room

Willie: I get so burned out.. I don't know what's wrong or what's right half the time.

Frank: Everything good?
Willie: Yeah.
Frank: I'm sorry bout that whole thing with..  Boogiejust put me in a bad spot yesterday.
Willie: You gotta stop letting him put you in a bad spot.  I'm fighting right now.
Frank: I know you are, Bubba.

They exit the Storage Room. and return to the Kitchen Area..

Willie: It's Boogie's birthday today, y'all..
Ashley: I hope they do something for him.
Willie: I hope they let you off of Have Nots for a couple hours..

Willie goes outside.  Frank and Ashley chat about her date with Ian.  She's complimentary about him as a person.. and a cute kid.

9:00am
JoJo and Ashley

JoJo: Middle of the night, I got my period.. Always in the middle of the night.  I just came downstairs, popped some advil..Advil sucks.  I took 4 of them. I wish we had Aleve.

**Thanks.  I was wondering why you got up and left that bed.

I flip away from the period talk to the backyard just in time to hear Boogie say..

Boogie: And the he pees on her.

Frank mentions R Kelly, and we get fish.  Seriously, Skippy? Public figure.

9:09am

The backyard crew is talking about Survivor.  Good move, Boogie.  Antagonize Willie while he's thinking about giving your boy a pass this week.

9:15am
Boogie enters the kitchen area...

Ashley: Happy Birthday!!!
Boogie: Thank you.  I almost just hit my head again, if you can believe that.  I hear you fell off the bed last night.
Ashley: Yup. I slept on the floor.

**Production - If your Have Not beds are injuring 20 year olds, ya think it might be a good idea to change them?

9:27am Chatter is all over the place.  Entertaining, but.. I'm waiting for individual HGs to break off in game talk.. At the moment...

• Boogie's outisde with the backyard crew, asking Ian about blackberries and the like in college classes.. 
• Wil's fixing himself breakfast.. 
• Frank's also inside, chatting up Ashley..
• JoJo's floating between the 2 areas.

9:30am
Shane enters the dining area.

Shane: You ready?
Ashley: Yeah.
Wil: Budding showmances.

***We haven't seen Danielle yet.. or Janelle, Britney or Dan.

Shane and Frank talk about their eating schedules.  Both maintain regular feedings.  Wil and JoJo talk about needing to improve their pool skills.  Frank asks if they want to play Cut Throat, and he explains how it works.  Frank confesses he's terrible too.

JoJo: I'm sure you're good.
Frank:I promise I'm not.

Danielle's alive, but just barely.

They compliment Danielle on how pretty her hair looks first thing in the morning.

JoJo: My ex used to always tell me that.
Shane: Is the bed upstairs comfortable, JoJo?
JoJo: It's great.
Wil: You slept up there?
JoJo: Yeah.

9:39am
Feed 3
JoJo, Frank, Shane
More breakfast preparations.. and a little honey thumb sucking for your viewing pleasure...

Shane: It's kinda crazy that other houseguests.. like Rachel and Dominique were all in here..
JoJo: I was so grateful Rachel didn't walk in that door.  Nobody wanted her here. She's one of those girls I would either get along with really good.. or just hate.
Frank: Can you imagine being on her team if everyone hated her?

JoJo: She would get mad at people for playing the game a certain way, and I was like, Bitch, you do the same thing.
**tread lightly, JoJo.
JoJo: I think the viewers had enough of her.  2 summers in a row.
Frank: Not only BB 2 summers in a row, but Amazing Race..

Frank explains to Shane how Amazing Race works. Willie comes in as they're talking about some reality show I've never heard of.. I'm a CBS/Bravo girl when it comes to competition based reality shows..


9:50am
Cam 1
Hammock

I spot Ian alone on the Hammock, so I go to see if he's talking to us.. 

Ian: This is pissing me off.  OK.. That's enough.. I'm taking initiative here. This is going inside.  Unfrikkinbelievable.  Ants!

Ian gets off the hammock, grabs some cups from around the yard while griping to himself about the ants.  He enters the house, saying nothing. 

Camera one flips to Ashley in the lounge, perhaps sleeping, definitely horizontal.  I don't begrudge her either.

9:55am
BB: Ashley, please go to the Diary Room.
Carolyn: Thank you, BB.

On camera 3, Danielle's talking like a 5 year old and showing her intended Showmance her ouchie.

9:56am
Feeds 1/2
Quickie with Joe & Wil
Storage Room

I missed it, but that's the time stamp if you'd like to watch it on flashback.

Joe reiterates this to Willie in the backyard, immediately after.


Willie: I think what's goin' on is that Boogie is tryin to stir up a lot of crap.
**Ding!! We have a winner!
Joe: We talked last night, and he was like, Boog's tryin to get me to pull them in for an alliance.  That's just what I was told last night.
Willie: Appreciate that, man.  I gotta go wash my plate before they start bitchin at me.

Joe then pulls Shane into the Storage Room..

Shane: They're tryin' to make it like season 12 with the brigade.
Joe: Exactly.. And Frank said Boogie's gonna keep tryin to pull you guys in.

Shane says he's going to go talk with Willie about this.  This pleases Joe. 

CUT TO:
10:05am
Cams 3/4

Shane: Joe just came to me and told me..
Willie: Yeah..
Shane: And that's exactly what they were suggesting in the Storage Room..
Willie: We just gotta win HoH this week.  They're just tryin' to divide.
Shane: Frank's gotta weird game.  Comin' to both sides..

Joe comes out.. Then Wil and JoJo

Joe: Boogie's attacking these 2 to get them on a team.
Willie: Whatever we do decide to do this week..
Joe: You're still the number 1 target.
Shane: Hopefully Britney wins so she can save you.

CUT TO:
10:11am
Cam 1
Kitchen

Frank: I kinda was givin JoJo your whole shpeel about how she's just used to guys grovellin'.
Boogie: mm hmm.  Don't be one of those guys.

Ian comes through and Boogie asks about the date.

Ian: It went well.
Boogie: Did you learn anything?
Ian: I'll talk to you about it later, if you want dets.  Bythe way, if you want to ruffle feathers..  Pee all over the seat.. constantly.
Boogie: But that's not her.  Clearly.  We need to direct it towards her.

Ian washes some dishes...

Fishy wrist break..

10:20am and all's well...

• JoJo and Frank are improving their pool skills.. aka, Frank is taking an opportunity to bind with JoJo.
• After a food conversation with Joe, Wil, Boogie and Shane..
• Boogie is asking Shane about working out. Wil and Joe go silent for this one. 
• Willie (not Russell!) is chillin' by the jacuzzi.

10:24am BBT - Janie joins the living around the jacuzzi with her coffee.  Willie says he loves coffee, but he can't drink it, because it gives him anxiety.

Willie: You've got a career.  I've got a job.
Ian: That's cool. 

Talk around the couches has changed to Skinny Boy drinks.. Boogie recommends Vodka and Vitamin Water for that fruity taste without the calories.

10:30am
Cams 1/2 - The jacuzzi Crew now includes Janelle, Willie and Joe.  Talk is a little stilted.
Cams 3/4 - Boogie et al are talking about their HoH Basket requests and making HoH Comp predictions.  Boogie thinks it'll be A/B.

In the background, we can hear JoJo and Frank playing pool.

10:35am
Cams 1/2
Jacuzzi
Willie, Wil, Joe, Janelle

Joe: One thing I forgot to say, is that he said he'd put up Danielle and JoJo as a pawn. for you.. if he won HoH.  He said he told you that.
Willie: He didn't.
Joe: He said he'd have to, so his alliance wouldn't know he was with you.
Wil: It's all running together... Who are you guys?  What is this place?

Willie's all game talked out.

Wil: Big Brother's like the most stressful vacation...


10:40am
Cams 1/2
Jacuzzi

Willie: I wouldn't even listen, dude..
**yup.  Willie's taking a Sunday. Trying anyhow..
Janelle: You guys excited for your 1st live show on Thursday.
Willie: If you think about the numbrs, it don't make sense.
Joe: He said the whole key to it was to get you to believe.. 

Joe fills Janie in..

Joe: He says to prove to Willie that he's telling the truth, he'd put up Danielle and JoJo as pawns.
Janie: That means he's backdooring you (Willie).
Joe: yeah.
Janie: It doesn't make sense, you guys.
Joe: That's just what I heard last night... It doesn't make sense..
Janie: Their strategy is confusion.

Talk turns to Live Show wardrobe..

11:15am
HoH
Feeds 1/2
Willie and Britney


Willie: We're not getting rid of Frank. I don't wanna get in a debate about it.  It's in your best interest.  It's a chance we gotta take.  And I think I'm your best chance to win the money.

Britney: I do too.  So what are you  thinking as far as..
Willie: I think we get numbers that people don't know about..  I think we got JoJo..  Ashley..  Both would keep me in the game before anybody.
Britney: She loves Wil.
WIllie: I'm tellin' you.  She'd get rid of Wil before me.  She came up to me last night..  She came in and laid by me.. We talked for 2 hours last night, and she never talks game to me.. I said to her, we're playin' the game.  The coaches aren't.  She told me.. She brought up Wil.  She said he was in a room with Kara talkin' last night.  She, Jojo, Shane, me, boogie's team.. all voting out Kara.   Ian, Jen, JoJo, Ashley...
Britney: But yesterday when we were having our little mental breakdown.. Wil was saying it was better to get out Kara.

Willie: It's in our best interest to get Kara out.  She's gonna f*ck us in the long run, because she's connected to too many people.  Frank isn't connected like that.  Is he gonna f*ck us with Boogie?  Maybe.
Britney: But he can't be trusted.
Willie: Wouldn't you be sayin' everything to everybody to save yourself?
Britney: Yeah, but put that on you.  He's just telling you what you want to hear.  If we get rid of Kara this week, everybody will wanna go after Frank next week.  If we get rid of Frank, nobody will want to go after Kara.
Willie: And the Ashley thing falls so perfect.. and Joe sees perfectly..
Britney: Well, yesterday janelle did tell me that Wil was her number 1...
Willie: And who did you tell her yours was?
Britney: You.
Willie: I wish you'd said Shane.
Britney: JoJo rubs people the wrong way.
Willie: A person who's got a good chance of winning is Ashley..  unless she's against  a person who really ran the game.


Britney: I swear I think they give her weed in the diary room.
Willie: Me too.  She always looks high.

Britney: We need to just steer everybody in the angle of Kara..
Willie: Wednesday night.. but never ever ever say anything about Kara... and never ever ever say anything about Ashley.
Britney: When we do tell them, you need to emphasize the game aspect of it.. that if we get rid of Frank this week, kara falls off the radar completely.  I think they've made a deal with Kara, that if she or Danielle win HoH next week, they wont nominate anyone from Janelle's team. I knew what Janelle was doing.  I knew she was making a deal with them.

Willie: I don't wanna be obvious, but I need to talk to Frank again... Today.. Last night he told Joe he was gonna nominate JoJo and somebody else..
Britney: And who?
Willie: Danielle..  and I said, please do that. That kills their whole alliance..
***He missed the pawn part.  That's key.
Britney: Say we get Kara out of the game.  Worst case scenario, Ian wins HoH.  We have to press him to knock Dan out.  If we win HoH next week, I'm gonna want to take out Danielle, and knock Dan out of the game completely.
Willie: But if we have the opportunity to knock Frank out again next week, you don't want to take that?  If we can make it to 7 people with me, JoJo, Ashley and Joe in it.. that's great.  To be honest with you.. Your strongest player is really your weakest player.
Britney: I know.  I really trust janelle in this game to a certain point, but I know she's looking out for her people like I'm looking out for mine..

11:34am - This is ongoing on Cameras 1 and 2...

Britney: Ok.. We have to get rid of Kara. We just have to hope between now and then that Dan sets off more fireworks.
Willie: And I need to get Frank to STFU. He's tryin' so hard.  He auditioned 3 times to be on this show.
Britney: Dan thinks she's safe.
Willie: I know.  I shook Dan's hand and said, if she stays, we're good.. I told Frank the same thing.  I haven't promised anyone.  Here comes Janelle.

Janelle: Hey Guys.
Britney: Is that coffee?
Janelle: Here, have it.

Workout chatter, mercifully.

Janelle: I think we're getting a catered sushi event tonight.. It's Boogie's birthday.
Willie: Will there be anything cooked?
Janelle: The cran is always cooked.. and the tempura rolls..
Willie: I hope we have alcohol..

Both Janelle and Willie are missing clothes.  Joe too.

Britney: Oh, Janelle..  What're we gonna do this week?
Janelle: I don't know.. Honestly.. I don't even give a crap anymore.  Why don't we just draw straws.  Either one of them leaving is fine.
**smart cookie! not pressing.

Britney and Willie both agree.  They say their over the whole dramatic process this week.

11:42am... Meanwhile in the backyard, on cameras 3 and 4, BB14 Sun Bathing Beauties all over the lawn..
And Dan has joined the HoH crew... if only to plug Janelle's Mary Kay website.. Britney gets in on it too. 

Boogie's begging Big Brother to have his assistant deliver Sushi.

11:56am BBT
Janelle and Britney, solo
HoH

Janelle and Britney discuss the coming eviction.  Janelle's very low key and keen on emphasizing what a threat Dan is..

Britney: If we tell them what we suspect is gonna happen, then they'll be on board.
Janelle: But then they'll know they're working for us.
Britney: We have to take care of ourselves.  You know Boogie thinks the same thing we do..
Janelle: So what is Willie leaning towards?  Cuz if he leans toward Kara, they'll all go along with it, cuz they wanna do what he wants to do.
Britney: (lies) I don't know what he wants to do.. If Boogie was down 2 players, everybody would be on board to get rid of him.  People aren't gonna wanna go After Danielle.
Janelle: They're not gonna want to take out Dan either.  He's gonna pull them all in, and get them to go after us.  All it takes is for him to get into power, and tell all of them to go after us.
 

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