Saturday Afternoon Cruisin'

Hellloooo mutual Big Brother lovers! Simply Sam here taking the BBDish wheel for my very first spin and hoping for a smooth, inaugural, ride. Our Goddess of BBDish is, without a doubt, the BEST at the wheel, but as super-human awesome as she is... even she needs a rest from time to time. I'll do my best to see to it we don't end up in any ditches.

Though, honestly? I personally love the bumps, unforeseen swerves, and especially the rip-rolllling, flippy-floppy, bouncy, and frequently crashing ride that IS Big Brother. I love, love, LOVE, the Big Brother Bus and all that goes along with this super funtastic Summer road trip. It truly is the journey that always creams my Twinkie, not the destination. I know MY mind has been swirling with all kinds of potential rip-roarin’, joy (and misery) ridin’ swerves with the HG's! What a house of personalities and possibilities so far, eh?! I’m LOVING this season’s hamsters… of course I have my personal faves, though, I am loving this year’s cast of characters. Okay, enough about me already! Let’s move on to our lovely lil critters, shall we?

Sooo… here we are so far:

►We have Coach Dan this week with all three of his newbies in hot water in less than favorable positions:
Jodi – Evicted, Kara – Nominated, and Danielle – currently a Have Not.

►We have Coach Boogie with:
Frank – Nominated, Jenn and Ian both in the clear… so far.

►Coach Janelle is looking good this week with:
Ashley – A Have Not with Joe and Wil also in the clear… again, so far.

►Coach Britney is sitting the prettiest this week with her newbies:
Willie – Reigning HOH, Shane – POV winner and JoJo sitting in the clear… so far.

If you’ve missed anything in this VERY active house, and need to get up to speed? We have Late Night Lessa’s excellent “It's Friday, Friday...” for all the hamster happenings late last night and Carolyn’s stellar “The Overnight Report” for their scheming while most of us were sleeping and the scoop on the mad, bright and early, gaming in Carolyn’s supreme “The Morning Report” leading us up to the here and now.

I can’t possibly say this enough: The LIVE FEEDS are truly the BEST way to experience this ride. While we strive to cover EVERY bump? Body language and expressions speak sooo much louder than words ever could. If you’re not seeing it for yourself? You are truly missing so much of this exciting journey!

Let’s check in on our hamsters now, shall we?

12:00pm BBT
HOH Feeds 3 &4
Willie, Janelle, Wil, Britney, JoJo, Shane, Ashley

Britney: Do you think we should make a decision now? Or gather some more facts and decide later about Frank?
Joe: I like the guy. But, I think he could beat me with a Jury. He's a good guy. He had me at hello.
JoJo: Do you think it'll be Q&A? If we get Kara out this week Dan will be really screwed.
Britney: Dan is sooo good. Like the minute I started talking to him I wanted to be on his team... he is THAT good!
Janelle: We cannot trust Frank.
Janelle: Next time we need to put up Ian and Frank against each other.
Joe: Boogie is really smart.
Wil: Ian listens to everything we say, Jenn too, and we all need to make sure to remember to think everything out of their mouths is not true.
Sam: Oy... slow down guys! One at a time.
Shane: Ian, Jenn, then Frank. That's the order we need to get them out.
Britney: We need to just think this through and decide Tuesday the order.
Janelle: We need to blindside Dan.
JoJo: *leaves* Good meeting.
Britney: It's like 700 decibels in here! With everyone talking all at once!
Janelle: I'm gonna hold the golden apple and talk. We need to get rid of Kara and then Danielle next week because we need to get Dan out.
Britney/Janelle: In unison - haha. Meeting adjourned! (whew!)

**Everyone heads out of HOH and I'm going to lurk elsewhere.

Wil/Janelle are currently sharing some idle chatter in the kitchen, no game talk... so I'm heading out to the backyard. The pool is looking mighty luscious right now. *fans self*

12:42pm BBT
Backyard
All Critters

Bathing Beauties:

Workout (Mini) Crew: (Britney & Wil)

12:59pm BBT
All Feeds-Backyard

No game talk is occurring right now, everyone seems to be simply enjoying each others company just chillin' in the back yard. No drama?! With this crew? Weird.

Britney & Wil are discussing random clothing stores and styles. They are both talking about how they purchase from a lot of the same designers.
Wil: I really don't like shopping that much though.
Britney: Me too.
They go back to working out...
Wil: I just farted.
**hehe

1:10pm BBT
Feeds 3/4 Kitchen
Willie, Janelle, JoJo

Wille: America please get Ian to turn on Boogie.
Janelle: I can see him still making fun of me.
JoJo: I f'ing hate him
Willie: I really just want to get him out (Boogie).
Janelle: If Ian wins HOH and puts up Fank that would be so funny! I feel like Boogie is thinking of Frank as his new Will.
Willie: I would much rather not have Frank gunning for me than Ian gunning for me. One of those people are going home next week. And with that he exits.

Talk turns to endurance comps:
Janelle: I've never been good at endurance. Do you think they'll have a coaches only endurance comp? I must have like A.D.D. or something, I really don't, but... yeah.
JoJo: I don't know... maybe. You never know.
Janelle: Frank is never going to be as close to you as Shane and Willie will. Wil & Britney are still working out?! It's sooo hot out there.

Kara enters... Dan soon follows. Janelle and JoJo go silent as they obviously try to come up with something else inane to talk about in their presence. It's turned in to munchin' time for many of the critters.

1:30pm BBT
HOH Feed 1& 2
Willie, Janelle, Britney

The feeds flip to this... in progress:
Willie: Russell was mean on Survivor. Somebody in here has already called me Russell.
Janelle: Who?
Willie: I don't remember, but I don't want it coming back that I didn't tell anybody. 
Janelle: Just tell everyone you couldn't say because he didn't sign a release.
*Brief fishies
Willie: I just want to make sure that my alliance knows I am his brother so I can say it was never a secret from the people I trust.


Willie exits leaving Janelle and Britney alone in the HOH bathroom. Both are in complete agreement that it is imperative that they work together to keep pumping it in to everyone that Dan is dangerous and he has to go. For everyone's sake.


Well... I gotta say thanks for dropping your Hantz bomb while I was cruisin' the BBDish bus, Willie. Okay, I admit it... I do like me some Hantz'. They are excellent for drama, (which I don't like in my real world), on the shows they've appeared in. And isn't that why we LOVE reality TV?

I am so happy to have spent this time here with you all and now it's time for me to pass the wheel to:

*drumroll please*

ZINGER!

*major applause!* Drive like the wind! ;)

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