The Morning Report

It's Saturday morning in the BB14 house, and a few of the HGs woke up before the bell.  To catch Boogie's conversation with Shane regarding the PoV, please go to 8am in the flashbacks.  For the time being, when using flashbacks you'll need to adjust to your own time zone, so if you're on the east coast and you'd like to see something that happened at 8am BBT, plunk in 11am, and that'll work.

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8:28am BBT
Backyard
Ashley, Shane, Joe, Frank

Shane's in pain with his back.  He joins Ashley on the injured reserves list.  They jokingly razz him a little about the old man walk as he gets up to go inside for a moment.  Joe educates Ashley and Frank on how coffee is decaffeinated.

Joe: They bleach the beans.. in real bleach.
Ashley: Gosh.
Frank: I saw this thing..  THis woman was like, "household bleach is good for your house, but it's also great to bleach your teeth."
Ashley: Oh gosh..
Joe: I have a buddy who uses it in his pool.. It's almost the same as chlorine.
Frank: I wanna do a salt water pool.
Ashley: oooh, I'd like that.
Joe: It's almost 10 extra grand, but..
Frank: But they say it's a lot better for your skin..
Ashley: And salt water's better for anything.
Joe: I have one of those at home.  I like the salt too, cuz I let my dog swim in the pool.. and it doesn't hurt em.  My doberman swims all day.  He just loves it.

They share sweet and tragic dog stories..Talk turns to the scale in the BB house.  It seems to have a 10 pound fluctuation...

**Production, please tell Shane to lay flat on his back, legs elevated..  and give him an ice pack to lay on. I can feel his pain from here. Kthxbye. 

8:43am
Backyard chatter turns to Popeyes vs KFC..  then cooking. 

Ashley: We've come to the conclusion, we're most excited for you to win HoH, because you requested special spices.
Joe: I brought a chef jacket with me, and I'm gonna wear it to every eviction.
Frank: I wanna see you cookin in boxers.
All: (laugh)

Shane's back is really bothering him.  He's talking about going to the doctor. 

Joe: I got cash in my wallet if you need it.
Shane: No, thanks though.  I have insurance.  I gotta take this brace off.  It's messing with me.
**no.  keep it on and lay flat.

Shane: I think I'll be alright, but it just sucks now.
Joe: Did you get your muscle relaxer?
Shane: I just took 3 advil.  It was stupid.  I was lifting 10 pounds. My buddy blew out his back lifting a sock.
Joe: How old are you?
Shane: 26
Joe: Wait til you hit 40.
Carolyn: amen. 

Boogie calls over from the bench press area, asking Shane for personal trainer advice in terms of muscle recuperation..

8:52am
While Frank fluffs his hair, he camera talks to people at home...

Frank: Love you mama.  Love you nana.  And whoever else is watching at home.  I could be seeing you soon.

Meanwhile in the back yard..

Joe: I really like Frank, but he throws our whole thing off..
Shane: i know.
Joe: I really wish they didn't call em coaches... Their fate is tied to us.  Our fate is not tied to them.

**MUTINY!!!  Frank returns.

Joe: I'm gonna tell you when I realized that.. When I didn't get that key.. because he was looking out for his numbers.  I feel like me n Willie are pretty tight, so he was lookin' out for his numbers.

Frank moves off the double chaise to speak without being heard by Boogie.

Frank: I'm trying to separate myself from Mike right now.. He's not my ideal cup, but I didn't get to pick.

Joe: I'm gonna ask you a straight up question, and I'm gonna ask him too.. Rumor has it that Mike's trying to get me up on the block..
Frank: It's been said, but only if Kara won or went off..
Joe: That makes sense..
Frank: He was playing on people worrying about us running out of food.  I'm sure you've heard that a little bit.
Joe: Yeah.  I was just.. dude, really?  I understand trying to protect your players, but..
Frank It wasn't like he was aiming for you.. It was more worst case scenario.
Joe: I'm a man's man.  Eventually I'm gonna be put up.
Frank: You ask me anything, I'm gonna tell you.
Joe: I got it from a 1st hand source.. I was just wondering.. Everybody's got an angle.
Frank: THey're worried about Mike doin' like he did on his season..
Joe: I would say you're right.  Everybody's scared to death he's gonna backstab em.
Frank: And it just puts a bigger target on my back.

Talk turns to target making in BB.. and they all agree it happens like a breeze.  Then onto HoH comp speculation. 

9:04am
Camera 1
Backyard Crew, cont'd

Ashley has gone inside.

They talk briefly about Kara and how she's dealing with being on the block, then Joe Calls Biigie over and asks him in front of everyone "Hey Mike, I hear you want me on the block."

Boogie: I want Frank off the block.  I floated a few names.. and you were one of them..

Boogie makes a save by calling Wil into their sitelines, telling them that since Wil's an entertainer, he's one people will always keep around.  Then he calls the women into question, referring to them as the social players..

Boogie: Having big target s in the game?  If you're trying to extrapolate that I tried to get you out because I floated your name, that's not necessarily the case.. I heard you as I was going to get a protein shake.  Drawing a line in the sand, and dividing the house isn't always a great idea.  It's like AllStars.  Those season 6 kids won the first 4 comps, then we booted em all out, except Janelle.  We kept her around a little longer, because she was a big target.
Joe: I'm always gonna be direct with you.  Whenever I hear something, I'm not gonna let it fester.. I don't have a problem with a smart move.
Boogie: Ashley's rubbin em down. Wil's the entertainment.. The chef's more important to me, but I had to throw a couple names out there.

They group rag on JoJo, who is not present.  She's Jersey Shore, she's etc., etc... She went off on Joe for calling sauce gravy.  They ponder razzing her about a number of Italian stereotypes.

Boogie: Has she ever even been to Italy?  She's a child.

Talk turns to casting people from Boston, which leads to a discussion of BB9 HGs.

9:23am BBT
The backyard man crew is not talking about people being messy.  Boogie's using it to take out Dan's team, trashing Danielle's laziness in the house, not cleaning up after herself.

Boogie: I'm trying to get JoJo to take her on.. If Danielle will fight.  Just give her one piece of lip, and it's on and poppin'.
Frank: And because she's a have not, she makes an excuse of that, saying people should feel sorry for her.

They rehash the PoV comp..

9:28am
Checking around the house, we find Ashley alone in the kitchen cleaning up the stove area..   then moving to the Have Not Room to grab a swimsuit, rummage through drawers..

Outside, Boogie wonders aloud why Danielle knows so much about drugs and things like that.  He pegs her as a nurse.  The others agree.

Boogie: The kindergarted thing just sounds like a story. I think she's lying, but I don't know what the motivation is.  Maybe she has money or something..
**Bingo

Talk turns to Ian...

Boogie: I don't care what your motivation is.. I'm trying to help you buy a house for your family. Whatever it takes.. I don't wanna hear, I wanna make jury.  The jury is the top 9 out of 12 people.
**or is it? 

Boogie: Nice kid.. but a kid.
Frank: He's a sweetheart.  Can you imagine being a 21 year old, and having roommates this hot?
Boogie: Imagine if he was a socially cool 21 year old.
Joe: Every time they're in the shower, he'll go in there.  The girls are getting pissed about that.
Boogie: I'll talk to him about that.  He wont be brushing his teeth for 24 hours.  I got this handled.

The backyard crew notices how late BB is letting people sleep today... It's 9 o'clock and still no wake up call.   Since the PoV Comp was yesterday, instead of the normal Saturday,  it seems that production is treating today like a Sunday..  Hmmm.. Should I?? ;)  Nope.

Everyone mills about, then Frank pulls Boogie back outside for a private one-on-one.

9:40am

Cams1/2

Frank: I've been telling people I'm trying to separate myself from you, to get them to trust me..
Boogie: I love this idea, because then you can infiltrate their camp.

Frank: yeah.; and she told me Dan has been throwing me under the bus.
Boogie: I'm sure.
Frank: And that sets us up to get rid of Danielle next week.. and I could put Willie up next to her.. and he'd be cool with it, since we'd have the votes to get her out.
Boogie: We'll cross that bridge.. But what I do like is the whole "you don't work for me" thing.  Because I come with a reputation.. so obviously they're gunning for me.  Don't lay it on too thick.. Just be like, I work for myself..  Thats funny.  You say her whole face lit up. hahaha.  Thy might invite you up to some of the meetings.. That would be good.
Frank: She asked me, if coaches weren't involved, who would you be working with?  So obviously I said a bunch of people from the other side..
Boogie: hahaha..  Obviously Ian's a big target, and I don't know if I can get it off him..  If you survive, they're not gonna put you up.
Frank: I think our ace in the whole is gonna be these coaches comps.. Especially if they get Dan out..  And they've even brought up the possible trade situation.

Boogie: Innately, people like you already..  The more fear and paranoia you can put in them, the better.

Boogie cautions Frank about gaming and advises him to be the good time guy.  Boogie's completely wise that Janelle and Britney's goal  is more about removing Dan..

Frank: Dan was in that HoH for a long time last night.
Boogie: He can talk as much as he wants...

This conversation is ongoing on cameras 1 and 2 at 9:50am BBT in flashback on the live feeds.

10am Fishies... Perhaps BB is waking the HGs that haven't woken on their own.. 
10:18am And they're up!  BB woke them with the theme music from Xanadu! hehe

10:20am
Storage Room
Kara and Jenn, then more..

Chatter about sleeping..  and wanting Candy.  Both women are sporting their sunglasses inside. Both Joe and Willie enter the storage room. Willie needs Avdil.  Joe can't remember what he came in for.  Wil comes in and  can't remember why either.

10:23am
Most of the HGs are assembling in the Kitchen Area.. preparing and eating breakfast.
Willie heads outside for a smoke.  JoJo too.

Willie: First smoke of the day?
JoJo: No.  I was having one, then my song came on, so I hadda put it out and go inside.
Willie: ♫Pour some sugar on me...
JoJo: You're 34?  I was shocked to hear that.  I thought like 28.. 30..
Willie: The scruff makes me look a lot older.
JoJo: So we got the meeting tomorrow?
Willie: Probably so.
JoJo: Everybody said Sunday.. I was talking to Kara last night... I felt bad, but I told her I was voting Frank out..
Willie: What you do is say we haven't made a decision yet.
JoJo: I did.  I said, they just don't tell me much.  They don't think I'm smart.

 Joe comes outside to join them.Ashley joins them too..

Joe: They have no idea what we're up to.  They think Brit and Janelle are good friends..
JoJo: They're gonna try and turn us against each other, but I'm not listening to a thing.
Joe: It's a great week, cuz you don't have to work too much..
JoJo: I think Shane's more of a target now, because he killed it yesterday.  We just gotta keep winning.
Willie: Cuz I can't play next week. If it's an endurance..

Bravado galore.. 

Willie: I gotta get some sun today, and I gotta shave this head.. I'm gettin' a mohawk today.
JoJo to Ashley: You tanning too?
Ashley: Yeah.. I gotta.

Boogie joins them on the couch.

The HGs believe the PoV Ceremony will take place on Sunday.  It makes sense, since the PoV Comp was also a day early, but since PoV Ceremonies usually take place on Mondays, I'm hoping for a sign from production on that... An announcement of PoV Ceremony Tomorrow on the tv screen in the living room would be lovely. :)

10:40am
Cameras 1/2
The backyard crew is crew is growing.  Britney, Frank, Boogie, Willie and Joe.
Topic: Hairstyles.  Boogie got extensions and cornrows.. Frank had cornrows at one point as well.  Willie sports a mohawk to conceal his receding hairline.
Talk turns to music, hometowns, etc..

They're having a nice few minutes on a Saturday morning together.. As long as there is a group present, small-talk will prevail.  Look out for break offs.. ;)

10:48am - Dan joins everyone on the couch in the backyard.

CUT TO:
10:49am
Cam 3/4
Storage Room
Boogie and Ian

Boogie: No defensive, no defensive..
Ian: Unreal.
Boogie: No biggie.

**Spotting them on the quad cam, I hopped over and only caught the last moments of this exchange, but I'm going to use my psychic powers to deduce Boogie just told Ian to quite hanging out it in the bathrooms while the women are showering. 

***hand cramp! brb!

10:56am
Britney: Trivia! Trivia!  Which BB12 Cast member had no toenails?

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