The Overnight Report
Good morning, Big Brother Lovers! Happy Monday! If you went to bed early last night, be sure to check out Late Night Lessa's terrific post, Sunday, Sunday. :0)
Today's expected PoV Ceremony and possible Renoms were the game-talk of the night, and they're the central focus of the Overnight Report.. Shane told JoJo that he'll be talking to Frank in the morning, and pushing to get Wil put up as the Renom, instead of Danielle. Non-game talk ran the gambit, from sex to spider bites... Enjoy!
Around the feeds..
Jenn's sharing a break-up story with Wil in the Kicks Room on Feed 1. Britney enters..
On 3/4 Janelle and Joe are having a smoke, chatting with Ian about.. smoking.
Feed 4 flips to JoJo, Dan and Ashley in the bathroom.
JoJo: What's a girl gotta do in here to get the Golden Power of Veto.. Should I do that? Just make fun of myself on the whole New York thing?
Dan finds his first gray hair.
JoJo: What's a girl gotta do? Get on my f'in knees? I wanna add a little spunk to it. First I'll joke with it, then I'll get serious.
Ashley: Yeah, I think that would be funny.
JoJo: Like, seriously.. Whats a girl gotta do around here to get the Power of Veto? What's a girl gotta lose? Just my BB life.
Ashley: Don't say that.
The girls run outside to see Ian smoke his 1st cigarette. We hop over to feed 1. This is not his first.. It's just his first in the house.
JoJo: What's it feel like? Do you feel high?
Ian: I smoke fairly regularly in real life..
Ashley: Are you buzzin' out?
Ian: It's a cigarette.
JoJo: Ooh, Ian.. Smoke away, Ian.. Ooh.. do that again, Ian. Lick you lips.
JoJo: Ashley, should we attack Ian later tonight?
JoJo: I tried the other night, but I'm not sure I touched the right thing. Wanna know a little secret, Ian? I'm bisexual. That's the twist. Nobody knows.
1:18am Talk turns to masturbation..
JoJo: I wanted to last night.. So.. If you get HoH, is that what you're gonna do? Rub one out?
Ian: Yeah. I haven't since sequester.
JoJo: Girls love it too. It's human nature. It's perfectly normal. Most women who don't do it are the ones who suck in the bedroom. Did you know that? So when you do get with a girl, make sure she does.. If you ever need advice, ask. I can tell you a whole lot about women.
JoJo: That's what I'm here for..
JoJo hugs Ian goodnight.. says goodnight to Joe.
Ian: Alright. Time for bed. We're gonna have to get up for the ceremony tomorrow.
Joe: Yeah, I'm gonna hve 1 more cigarette then get up.
Feed 1 flips to Janelle and Ashley, now in the bathroom. JoJo comes in to brush her teeth.
Janelle: Yeah, so let's go on a diet tomorrow..
Ashley: I feel like such a hypocrite.
Janelle: I should've put myself on slop this week.
Ashley: We have to put on our bikinis tomorrow.
Janelle: I just don't feel attractive. Well, my breast implants do weigh 10 pounds.
Ashley: 5 each?
We flip to join Dan and Danielle in the Lounge.. He's retelling the tale of his proposal..
JoJo says goodnight..
Janelle: I wanna get in shape again. I don't wanna just talk about it.
Ashley: Whatever we ate now, we're gonna leave here skinnier.
Janelle: Egg whites in the morning.. no more chips and salsa.. I should've just put myself on slop.
Talk turns to AllStars..
Janelle: It sucks when you're trying to get rid of someone you can't, and frickin' Boogie won.
Ashley: We're better than this. We cannot let food control our life.. We can change.
Janelle: I want to.
1:30am - Feed 1 flips to Shane and JoJo in the Have not Room, talking about who to put up next week... and who'd he'd like to replace him this week on the block.
JoJo: Maybe Jenn.
Shane: I'm gonna go to Frank and say, Wil is our biggest target. Why not get rid of him Thursday night?
JoJo: He is ruthless. He is so cold. You saw what he did to Kara. And if me or Danielle goes, we're down to 3 girls.
Shane: If Wil is gone Thursday, he's not gonna compete in HoH. If he knows he's not gonna be put up next week.. After this week, there's gonna be 8 people left. You never know.. They might say, coaches, pick 2 players.. I'm playing for myself. I'm gonna tell Frank that.. To have a girl like you on our alliance.. Danielle's very smart and very loyal. She's not gonna go anywhere. Boogie told me, I wanna bring this home for Frank.. Knock off Jenn and Joe..
JoJo: It sucks that the guys are gonna control this game.
Shane: You proved yourself yesterday. He knows you're the top physical player in this game. We can get rid of Jenn first.
JoJo: You know you can trust me.
Shane: If one of those guys wins HoH, you know Janelle's gonna have em put up Frank.. Don't tell Frank. I'm gonna use the Power of Veto tomorrow. I know I have your alliance, your loyalty..Wil is our number one target.
**As he should, Shane will use the PoV on himself. He tells JoJo that he's going to try to get Frank to put Wil up as the renom.
JoJo: I'm glad you said that, because Wil is my number one target.
Shane: If we can get him out of the game, you're safe, I'm safe..
JoJo: I think it's gonna be endurance next week..
Shane: That's what I'm thinking.. If I'm left in this game, I think I'm a bigger threat.. There's so many things that can happen. It just depends on how Shane.. who Shane puts up as the ReNom.
JoJo: Tell him if one of us wins HoH, we'll work with him on who goes up. In the Big Brother game, people don't really use the POV early in the game. It's more later in the game, when you have tighter alliances.
**except on themselves.. like Shane's about to do.
Shane: We need to get Wil out of here while we have the opportunity. Frank's team stays strong with 3. I'm still here and a bigger target than him. It's a win-win for Frank.
JoJo: Did you say anything to him yet?
Shane: No. I'm gonna wait til tomorrow morning, so it's the last thing in his head. We have the votes. Joe and Ashley will vote to save Wil, but everyone else will vote to save you. Don't say anything.
JoJo: I wont.
Shane: It's good I'm doing this, because you'll be safe. Right now, the house is 50-50 (with the assumed renom Danielle v JoJo). Danielle's smart, but you're a physical competitor. Don't forget, when there's 8 people left, the coaches might split up and get 2 each of us.. They like to switch it up.. I think that's the best option for all of us.
Shane: Honestly, after PoV yesterday, did you think you had a chance?
JoJo: No. Because Janelle's just after me. ____'s a weird girl. Like one of those girls who doesn't like girls. She wanted Kara out of here, and she was sleeping in bed with her.
Shane: As long as Frank's playing for us, we're safe. There's always options.. Right now, there 2 teams are like, we've got 3 each.. We're cruising into the finals.
JoJo: I'm not.
Shane: Don't listen to a coach.. It's gonna flip Janelle. Boogie's gonna be completely cool with it, cuz his guys are safe.
JoJo: It'll be me, Joe, Ian, you.. Tell him, if he gets rid of me or Danielle, we're down to 3 girls. It makes so much more sense to get rid of a strong guy.
Shane: And if that happens, the next HoH, Janelle's team is gonna be like, what just happened.
JoJo: I hope he goes for it. Do you think he's the kind of guy to make a big move?
Shane: I think so. It would set a standard.. There's ways around it. We'll see who he nominates. It would be huge, huge to get rid of him. I just have to sell it. Because if I stay in the game, and Frank knows I'm not coming after him... and Wil is..
JoJo: Should you tell him we talked? I want him to know he's safe on my end too.
Shane: I will. And Danielle too. I do trust him. I do. I'm just gonna tell him, it's an indiviual game. Don't let your coach screw it up for you.
JoJo: Frank tried 3 times to get on the show. Tell him, do you really want to let a coach or a veteran mess it up fo ryou? You wanna know I played my own game.
Ian comes in.
Shane: We should ask Ian. He'll know. Has any floater ever won?
Ian: Yes. There's only been one person who never won an HoH..
Shane: Ian, you're good. You're not on my target.
JoJo: With me too.
Ian: I know. I figured it out. I'm safer with you.
Shane: You don't have to talk game with us.. if you're not comfortable..
Ian: I'm fine..
They turn the lights off, as Ian wants this to be "pillow talk."
JoJo: I've battled a lot of things in my life.
Shane: I can tell. Whenever you want to open up to me, I'm here.
JoJo: Thank you.
Shane: You don't deserve to leave like this.
2am Feed 1/2 Ian returns to the Have Not Room.. Feed 3/4 Janelle and Ashley break it up in the bathroom, head to the lounge to say hi to Dan. Ashley says goodnight. Janelle stays to chat.
Ian: You're in a decent position.
Shane: I don't know how. Everyone wants me gone.
Ian: I can explain. Even if someone on my side wins the Head of Household, you.. If the coaches comp is still in play, and one of you wins the veto, we have to nominate one of our own.
Shane: What do you think the chances are, of when there's 8 people in the house, the coaches doing a draft and picking new people.
Ian: It's not beyond a reasonable doubt that the coaches immunity ends this week.. as far as them picking someone to be safe. This is the point at which it would stop...
Ian: The only thing we have is that they explicitly said "coaches cannot vote, play for hoh or pov." I don't think they would lie to us.
Shane: So you don't think they're coming into the game?
Ian: As long as the coaches immunity is in play, it behooves all of us to appease their wishes.
Shane: I think you're in a better position.. If Janelle's team win, they're gonna put up you and Frank, but he'll go home.
Ian: That's highly speculative, and there's gonna be flukes along the way. To even think..
Shane: I guess we have to wait for who's nominated and go from there. What time does the Veto Ceremony start? Fairly early?
JoJo: They didn't say anything to us. Usually they tell us the night before.
Shane: Keep your head up. I'm fighting for you. Ian's fighting for Ashley.
Talk turns to Willie...
Ian: Say the headbutt thing was deemed to be incidental physical contact, and he was allowed back in the house.. The reality is, if they had calmed him down in the Diary Room, I would've... I think Willie will probably go down as one of the least popular HGs in the history of the program.
Shane; And we all had to deal with him.
JoJo: He lied to us, manipulated us..
Ian: Frank's a dude..
Shane: Willie was tellin' us lies about Frank.
Ian: I'm sure he was.. Willie was doing well til that house meeting.. Then he just blew it to sh*t.
Shane: It's so frikkin hot in here. I'm down to my thong.
JoJo: I was just about to take my pants off, and I am wearing a thong.
Shane: Come over here and snuggle.
Shane: I don't kiss smokers.
JoJo: I brushed my teeth.
Shane: I'm kidding.
JoJo: Shane, when you talk game to me, it just turns me on.
Shane: Get on your knees.
Shane: Why can't I sleep?
JoJo: Do you want a massage? I'll help you sleep..
Shane: If I wasn't on a metal slab..
Shane: You're just a heartbreaker, JoJo.
JoJo: I'm really not. When I date I guy, I'm really straight up. I'm like, I'm not lookin' for a boyfriend right now..
JoJo: Then you gotta do a little caressing.. touch the face, the hair..
Shane: My ears.
JoJo: It feels so good, if it's done the right way. I don't leave marks. No hickies please. What are we, in the 8th grade.
Shane: I have a scar on my neck that looks like one.
Ian: I went on a date with this girl in January, and I had this huge spider bite on the back of my neck.
Shane: Looked like a huge zit.
**and he describes it, but since I'm about to puke, I'll spare you the same nausea.
Shane: Goodnight, guys.
Dan and Danielle are heading into their rooms... giggling.. Janelle moves to hop into the tiny bed.
Dan: You're 32, Janelle. You can sleep in the big bed.
Janelle: We're the married people. We should sleep alone.
Dan's having a giggle fit. Wil crawls into the tiny bed with Janelle for a couple minutes... Then he gets up to hug Ashley and Danielle goodnight..
Janelle: I tried sleeping in there, but there's too much farting and snoring going on. Joe farts like every 5 minutes.
Wil: Do you think if we bum rish the DR, they'll give us some Benadryl?
Janelle: yes, lets!
Janelle: Ashley, you need to win HoH next week, cuz this is bullsh*t.
Ashley: I will.
Janelle: Did Michelle and Jessie hook up?
Dan: That's a weird closet relationship.
Janelle: Did they bang one out in jury house?
Dan: I don't know. She was obsessed with him. Why? Who hooked up in your jury house?
Janelle: uhh.. No one.
Janelle: I'm serious.
Dan: No, I mean season 7 jury house.
Janelle: I didn't go to the jury house. I just went to a hotel.. but they snuck out..
**hehe. I remember that. pics of the all stars jury dancing at some club.. anyone want to dig into the bb7dish archives?
Janelle: On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot was she in that untiard?
Dan: I'm not answering that.
Janelle: I love Michelle too.. She's probably like, wtf??
Dan: Did I tell you I talked to Erika before I came on the show?
**Erika was 2nd on AllStars.
Dan: Cuz I talked to her about casting.
Janelle: She's probably going through menopause.
Dan: I'm going to bed. You're single-handedly getting every Big Brother alum to hate us tonight.
Janelle: Sorry, Scrubika.
2:49am BBT Sweet dreams, BB14 HGs.. We'll see you in the morning.