Tuesday Morning in the Big Brother 14 House
Happy Tuesday, BB Lovers! Oh the tangled webs they weave! What mischief will our little band of critters get themselves into on the live feeds today? Which of them will be able to maintain their cool? Which will be able to manipulate the potential for mayhem and destruction in the others? Which of us will get caught up in the maze as well?
If you haven't had a look at the offerings from some of our dearly departed BB14 HGs, here are the links to check em out before their auctions end: Janelle's BB14 Bag, Janelle's Bikini, Janelle's Towel, Janelle's Purple Ring - so far I'm the high bidder on the ring, but I don't expect that to last for more than 5 minutes!☺ JoJo's BB14 Bag, and the rest of JoJo's Listings. I haven't seen anything yet from Jodi, Wil, Willie or Kara, but I'll let you know if I do. Or you can let me know if you do! :0)
While you're over there, check out the eBayDailyDeals. They've been listing really good stuff lately, and I've been awful about reminding you this season. I blame the HGs. Now pardon me while I go drool over the deals on cameras..
By the way, if you need catching up on the last 20 odd hours in cuckooland, here ya go. Yesterday after the PoV Cermony was particularly nutso:
- The Overnight Report
- Lazy Latenight with Lessa
- Big Brother 14: PoV Ceremony Spoiler and Aftermath...
Ashley and Frank are gaming before they've even brushed their teeth! Then they move outside and Boogie joins them..
Time: 8:55am BBT
Ash & Frank
Ash: Was Joe upstairs before he was talking to you?
Frank: He was for a long time. He came downstairs, tried a bed, couldn't sleep, got up and went to the kitchen
Ash: I was worried cuz he was up there for like 3 hours, like what the hell?
Frank: Joe said he told us the same thing he told them. Lets draw a line in the sand, pick a side and not go back and forth, only four weeks left.
Ash: Yeah, I know it just concerns me cause like you got 20 minutes. He has 3 hours.
Frank: 20 minutes with me is like a day with him.
Frank: That was good.
Ash: I just cant imagine they have that much to talk about
Frank: One thing i said to Joe, If you roll with us, it'll be 5 on 3 in the HOH comp. Whoever wins this will have the #s the rest of the game
Ash:Yeah, I know.
Frank: Stealth whisper master.
Ash: This is the first time I've felt pessimistic in this game. What the f is Joe doing? I felt like I remember talking to him (Joe) last week, I knew who I wanted to play with, but he was all up their asses. I feel like I've saved him so many times in this game, even when he was talking shit, and when he wanted...
Boogie: He literally is all about you.
Frank: He said last night, all I need to make up my mind is Ash.
Boogie: We didn't even have to do much work. I'm just scramblin' to survive, so we're trying to sell him this thing and we're all rah rah rah.. He just needs to hear it from you that you'r ewilling to go against your girl.. He just needs to hear it from you.. I think honestly that we can f'in do this.
Ash: I felt that way all day yesterday.. Then last night I was laying in bed thinking and every time Joe gos up there, he's there for like 3 hours..
Frank: He had an anxiety attack yesterday..
Boogie: The medic even came.
Ash: Because he doesn't know what side to pick? I feel bad because I haven't spoken to him..
Boogie: The most important thing is.. You have to be like, "this is our only chance, cuz otherwise they;'re gonna pick us off. I love Jenn, but.."
Ash: I have it.
Boogie: I know you understand it.. It's just, if he hears one thing in your voice that's.. His whole thing is, if there's casualties of war..
Ash: hehe.. He loves it..
Boogie: If the 5 of us get together, and Shane can't play this week??
Boogie: Plus.. Imagine.. By a vote of 4 to 3, Mike you are safe.. and they all freak.. and then 3 minutes later, it's guys, get outside, you gotta play hoh.. Here's what else.. I'm gonna play my routine from yesterday, and hopefully we can get Jenn to fight with Joe, and dig her own grave.
Boogie: If we stoke those fires.. and it'll be so believable, because I'll just be like, I don't give a f*ck, I'm going home, and they wont worry. Plus, this is Joe's opportunity to be the big man. The thing is, his role really isn't that important over there..
Ash: Right this second.
Boogie: Yeah, right this second, with the vote.
Boogie: They're gonna run outta bodies over there..
Ash: Britney would put me up in a heartbeat.
Boogie: He's like, I need to know where I fit on the totem pole.. You think you'r egonna rise over there? One guy's having his little gay showmance with her.. and the other 2 were the coaches.. You aint crackin that 4. Number 2, did my name come out of your mouth? Yeah.. I pushed 99% for Dan and a little bit for you, but I told you that, remember? And then.. You guys aren't going anywhere after? Where the hell we gonna go.
Ash: He's huge on loyalty.
Boogie: How about my speech yesterday? It was all about loyalty. I looked at Shane, and I was like, I got plenty more to go around.
Boogie: Granted, it's only Tuesday, but he said he'd tell us midday on Tuesday.. If he says yes, I'll be like, you can hang with them, make em think whatever, but what will be the icing on the cake, is if we can get Jenn to fight with him.. We gotta get her fired up again. The less she feels like a pawn? That's what we have to consider.. So maybe with her, i don't act like so sure I'm going home.
Ash: I believe it can happen for sure. Especially after I talk to Joe, cuz he wont..
Boogie: ..mince words..
Ash: Cuz he's all about ride or die..
Frank: I told him and I told Mike.. We saw how loyal he was with Janelle..
Ash: And make sure you talk.. he loves to talk about the game.
Boogie: I was up til 3:30am last night.. F'in desperate times call for desperate measures..
Boogie goes in for coffee..
Frank and Ash say how nice it is to see Boogie's heart back in the game.
Boogie: He just wants to be a part of something.. So we need to make him feel a part of something over here. It's real easy to gravitate that way when they just laid the hammer down, but Thursday night is comin' real quickly.. You 2 have won all the comps, and she's finished 2nd twice.. Britney has comp anxiety anyways.. Imagine when that happens. Vote of 4 to 3.. Jenn you are evicted from the Big Brother house.. I'll f'in get in their grill.. I'll get right in Dan's face. You're soft, son. Where's your bible? This is hbow I love to play.
Frank: He said the funniest thing last night.. Quit callin' people out while they're reading the bible.
**Boogie's on lather, rinse repeat..
Boogie: He dsidn't wanna come back here and play with me, cuz I know hom better than anybody. Except Jerry who knows him best and called him out.
Ash: What'd Jerry do?
Boogie: Jerry, the old man? Called him Judas.
Boogie: There's so few votes now going forward..
Ash: What if it's double evict? Who would you put up?
Frank: Jenn said something about putting Dan and Danielle up.. It got me thinking.. Shane's less likely to play in the PoV, so we can pull Danielle off and put Shane up.. And if Shane does get pulled and he does win, and he has the option to use it on Dan or Danielle, and we tell him, do it and we're sending Britney home? He wont use it and that'll damage his relationships on all sides.
Ash: We can't underestimate Dan either..
Boogie: Either one would be fine with me. I hate em both, and they're threatening in different ways. Shane in the comps.. He's always in the mix.
Frank: Of course, he's not good at the question HoHs either.. He went out 1st round..
Boogie: Eagle Eye's usually up early with us..
Frank: Blood pressure.
Boogie: He stayed up late. We didn't wanna wake you up, but he really wants to make his decision and set this thing in motion..
Ash: And then he can go upstairs and play his little games..
Boogie: And if I stay, he can still blend in the background. He makes a big move, and then we stay public enemy number 1.
Frank: And you can even float that to him..
Boogie: I'm surprised Joe's not up yet.. especially after that Journey wake up.. ♫Stree-eetlights.. people
Boogie: Danielle and Britney? Do you think they want me stayin' in a surprise? I'll stand Over Britney as we walk out.
Ash: Dan's been filling Danielle's head since day one. She thinks she's winning the game.
Boogie: What does she do? "She" got Janelle out...
Frank: Everybody at home knows who got that done.
Boogie: Get the f outta here. You're next.
Boogie mocks Danielle's habit of looking at herself in the mirrors sucking her cheeks in..
Frank: There wont be another comp tailored for her like that.
Ash: And Ian coulda won that one too..
Boogie: We gotta get his little gorilla ass in gear..
Ash: Me n him play around.. Ian makes me laugh and I find this childlike innocence to him, but.. He looks up to you too.. SO much.
Frank: I understand Mike, but I wonder why he looks up to me so much.
Ash: He knows if you're gone, he's next. He's so egocentric. He thinks the whole show is about him.
**it is. ;p
Boogie: His game is weaksauce.. He better win something.. He's in for such a rude awakening when he gets home. Although.. He'll be one of those people who gets into the internet aspect.. He'll gain validation from that small sect of people.. "My fans" - it's like 20 people..
Ash: Yeah, he'll be all over that.
They head inside for more coffee..
Frank razzes Boogie for only making enough for himself, and Boogie explains it's because he doesn't understand how much is enough for more people..
Frank: I can't believe Dan's pussy ass, excuse me for the P word. Can't even sleep with me anymore.
Boogie: Why don't you say to him today, dude, thanks for the extra bed space.. It's nice having Ian in there. I'm getting great sleep prepping for the comp Thursday night.
Ash: At the end of the day, I feel like you love the game, and I don't know if Jenn has that love.
Boogie: F*ck yeah I do.
Frank: But you were gonna vote for Joe over me?!
Ash: You never even asked me for a vote.
Frank: The week I was up against Joe, coaches weren't in the game yet, so I didn't ask you at all..
Ash: No, you didn't, and you were all of Danielle that week, so I was like, f*ck that kid.
Boogie: Well, I'm not asking, I'm begging. There is no question that I wanna be here. No f'in doubt about it. I wanna catch these f*ckers.
Ash: Janelle never had my best interest, and then when I found out she was rallying votes for Joe against me? She wanted to keep Joe in the game over me? I was just like, f that bitch. If people don't believe in me or wanna work with me? Janelle was nice to me, but it was fake.
Frank: Yeah. She was fake.
Ash: I love Brit, and even when that whole Janelle thing was going on.. But I don't know why they pretend they're not working together.. They do this whole act.
Boogie: If we get this HoH.. If I stay? This game just got completely flipped.
Frank: I love that the lines got drawn.
Ash: It's way better.
Boogie: No more fake conversations.. All that sh*t.. Don't expect more questions about your highschool cheerleading.. It's on, trick.
Boogie: Shoutout to Barbara on the live feeds! Your daughter's a key player!
Ash: Hi Mom!
Boogie and Frank continue working Ash, and developing their game plan with Ash, in advance of Joe waking up..
Frank: Obviously, I've made it clear I don't want Dan or Shane winning, and I want at least one of us 5 in the final 2..
Ash: How is he still bitter about..
Boogie: Of course you were going up. You voted for f'ing Willie.
Frank: Every time he says that, I wanna be like, I've been up on the block 4 times.. You've been up once. Chill the F out.
Boogie: A really good team is me, you, Boogie, Frank and Ian.. Be like, we want you badly..
Frank: And on Thursday,
Ash: Remember what I said in the beginning of the game? If you wanna be an eagle, you have to fly with the eagles.
Boogie: The monstrous point is: Shane's not playing. That's huge! 5 on 3.. and one of the 3 ain't Shane? This is the week to take control of the house.
Frank: I wanna grind their bones into dust and make my f'in bread this week.
Ash: Janelle would love all this..
Frank: Yeah, she would. Me n Mike were sayin' last night.. She's usually a ride or die person too.
Ash: I think she was SO afraid of Boogie beating her.. or making it further.. and you were his right hand man, and that just go tin her head.
Boogie: Yeah.. she was obsessed with that.
Ash: Joe should be happy.. I mean, I know Janelle and you had your differences, but you guys did work together.
Boogie: Whatever it takes to get him on board. I'll do the cooking show today. I'll even eat the avocado cheesecake.
Frank: It's incredible.
Ash: Yeah it is.
Frank: I'm not gonna lie - it's in my top 3 desserts of all time.
Boogie: We could call it the foodie alliance.. The Snack Pack.. Ian did love him some pudding, when it was pudding and whatever.. Plus the other thing is, the Have/Have Nots will be back on Friday. Joe didn't like his team last time.. Now when the bandanas come out? The teams are the teams.. Shane on slop maybe is the most fun to watch..
Frank: Even if the teams didn't go our way? Say it was me, Shane, Dan and Britney? I'd toss it! I'd be a Have Not just to make them do it.
Boogie: I'll sleep on the floor and drink protein shakes on the reg if I can still be here.
Frank: There's just so much soy protein in the slop. I would not eat a lot of that..
Ash: I was scooping out the oats..
Frank: That's a good idea.
Timecheck - 10:19am
Ash: This is the best time to be in the game and it's gonna go so fast..
Ash: That's what I was worried about.. What if I win an HoH on a double evic, and I'll be up there all flabbergasted.
Boogie: We gotta get Jenn to fight with Joe. I love Jenn, but.. I love me more. I gotta do whatever it takes to stay here, and that will f'in seal it.
Ash: Dan was working Joe last night.. he was making up a song.. Now he's like talking again..
Boogie: It's ok. As long as we fire Joe up. I'm just gonna hammer in his face.. The 4 of them.. The 4 of them..
Ash: He loves all that.. High 5s.. Secret meetings in the storage room.. Got some Vital Information..
Boogie: Hahahaha! Vital Info..
Ash: Has Joe played in any PoVs?
Boogie: haha.. Yeah.. He played in the ball one with the ramps.. Has he played in any others?
They run through the PoV comps..
BB: Ashley, please go to the Diary Room.
Boogie: Saving Boogie.. Saving Private Boogie..
Ash: Haha! Love it!
Boogie: Show me some love in there.
Ashley goes in.
Boogie: Come on.. Ashley and Joe.. Make this happen. Please.
Frank comes back out.
Boogie: Dude.. This is feeling very realistic. She's a f'in gamer. She turned it on. Who knew? Oh my God.
Frank: F'in Janelle didn't even know that sh*t.
Boogie: She turned it on..
Boogie's so nervous, his stomach is doing flips.
Frank: Just her talking to him is what's gonna sell it.
Boogie: I'll be like, Hey Joe.. You can still act buddy-buddy and I'll act like I'm going home..
BB: Mike, please go to the Diary Room.
Frank: Well, Superpassers.. Mom, Nana.. Juice n cake.. I love ya.
Frank: Miss ya'll.. I'm gonna make sure Mike stays this week. I think we can get it done.. At least we're gonna try. I hope people look at what happened yesterday for the way it was.. It's not fair for things like that to go unknown.. We didn't want people in this house not knowing how we were made to look stupid by people we thought were trustworthy. Dan's playing a dishonest game. Me n Mike can open our mouths and talk talk talk.. cuz we're honest. F'in Ashley Ioco over here. Super gamer. I shoulda never doubted her.
Ash: Were you talking to the live feeders?
Frank: Yeah. I was just giving you props.
Ash: Hi, Live feeders.
Frank: That was a quick DR.
Ash: It wasn't really a DR..
Frank: You still in pain?
Ash: Just in the mornings and at nighttime..
Frank: It was weird seein' Mike so down yesterday.. We just need a rock solid yes from Joe..
Ash: I just have to talk to Joe. I feel bad. I've been really distant. I just have to tell him it was all part of my plan, which it was...
Frank: What is your natural haircolor?
Ash: Like dishwater blond..
Frank: Like mine? WIth less red tint?
Frank: We're twinkies.
Boogie returns.. Chatter about highschool costumes.. Then..
Boogie: You'll be fighting crime this week.
Frank: Devious Father Dan
Ash: This is so mean, but that's how priests are. My dad has this thing where you don't have to go to church all the time, because the people that go to church every sunday are the ones committing sins on the reg. Not cool.
Frank: you're right though..
Boogie: It's like the Tao of Augie..
Church talk continues..
BB: Jenn to the DR.
Frank: I hope they get her riled up in there. Fire her up, DR!
Ash: She's very vocal about it.. She told WIl and I, I'm just gonna float all the way... And I'm like, you can't be saying that.
Frank: She's floating, but she's not floating well. People need to start picking team, and they need people to row, and she's like a dead body at this point.
**so much for Ashley's latest flirtmance.
Frank: She's pissed too.. She's like, don't act to me like I'm just a f'in pawn..
Boogie: You're a pawn when they absolutely control the votes. THey don't control the votes.
Ash: And doesn't Dan know that she's like a legit rock star?
Frank: What do you mean star?
Boogie: Not star, but she makes a living at it..
Frank: I did love Ian's contribution yesterday.. Shane made an omelet, and Ian said, "Best decision you made all day."
Ian had now joined Boogie, Frank and Ashley in the backyard. Frank is advising him to be nicer to Joe, because they need to bring him in. Ian isn't keen on it...
Checking the quad, we find Dan up and in the bathroom, camera talking til he hears the door open, "It sounded like a really good idea, but.. "
Dan and Frank pass each other in the hallway.
Dan: Mornin' Bubba.
Frank: No gauze today?
Remaining on the quad.. The backyard crew has fallen into silence.
Dan: It's FrootLoops time in the Big Brother house. Good morning, Chelsea. I love you.
Ian: Pretty much have to get HoH this week.
Boogie: I like our odds if I stay. Shane's not playing.
Dan: can you help Toucan Sam? No, But I can help Toucan Dan and his crew get ready for the next HoH..
Boogie: I want to stay, but I also want them rattled when we walk outside..
BB: Joe, Britney, please change your batteries..
Outside, Boogie and Frank are talking about The Art of War..
Inside, Dan's working it out..
Boogie: God, I'm f'ing amped up right now.
Ash: Good, you need to be.
**Talk some more, Dan..
Dan: Will the anti-Dan hate rally continue today? One can only speculate.
Dan moves over to the memory board..
Ashley goes inside for a glass of water and to rummage a bit in the fridge.. then Storage..
Dan's in the bathroom
Frank and Boogie are still outside... in time-out for the moment.. they've reached their quota for the morning. ;-p
Ian's on the Hammock.
Dan: Morning, Ash.
Ash: Hey Danno
They exchange morning pleasantries.. Then Dan moves into the Arcade.. He calls out to Ashley from there.
Dan: Ashley, do you know the date today? 20th?
Ash: I think so. I got off track. I'll ask Ian. Wait. Do you know when Brit's birthday is?
Dan: Thursday.. The 23rd.
Ash: So today's the 21st.
Dan: Good thinkin.
Out back, Frank and Boogie are planning the next Chilltown DR session.. Then..
Frank: I didn't give Ash credit. I didn't know she knew the game like this. Well, I kinda knew.. She showed a lot when she folded to me the other day.
Boogie: Did she tell you she did it on purpose?
Frank: She obviously knew that if she folds to me, I win.
Boogie: I thought she was too scared to stay.
Frank: I'm so glad we didn't go off on Joe now.. We still called him out, but..
Boogie: That God we didn't do that.
Frank: We had a laundry list of shit 3 pages long.. I hope Ash is in there talking to him right now.
Boogie: I see some movement in the kitchen, but I can't see who it is.
**no. Ash is solita in the kitchen.
Frank and Boogie resume fantasizing about Thursday night..
Frank: You want some eggs?
Boogie: I could rock a little.
Frank: I was even thinkin', if there's a hamburger left, crumbling one up in the pan with the eggs.
Boogie: I love that idea.
Boogie and Frank move inside. Boogie looks over Ashley's shoulder, telling her her dish looks impressive. Dan's in the Arcade reading his bible..
Frank sticks his head backoutside to offer Ian in on the eggs. Ian's a no.
Talk to us, Ian..
Ian: joe.. uch.. joe..
A little louder, please..
Ian gets off the hammock, crosses the yard and goes inside..
F1 flips to Dan in the Arcade..
Dan walks from the Arcade through the kitchen, living room, and to the bedroom, and not a word is spoken to him or from him..
Inside, Ashley's telling Frank and Boogie that she had to ask for an advance on her stipend to cover her bills..
BB: Joe, Britney. Please change your batteries.
Boogie: Get up and let's ball, son.
BB: Joe, please change your batteries.
Ashley: You goin' to the pool, Ian?
Ash: Me too. Morning, Brit.
Ash: I'm gonna go to the pool.
Brit: I might too.
Ash: How'd you sleep? DId you have good dreams?
Brit: I had good dreams.. how bout you?
Ash: I had a really hard time flaling asleep. I hate when I don't dream, and I haven't been dreaming.
Brit: When I woke up, I felt like it was gonna be a lot later than it is.
F1 and 2
Ian: Joe is apparently gonna give them an answer today, yes or no. They were up real late with him last night. I don't know how we're gonna do this.. I guess continue with the plan and blame my vote on Joe? Sounds like a plan to me. It might take me further, but it's not gonna get me many jury votes.
Dan: You've got Ashley.
Ian: We don't have Ahley anymore. Oh.. You mean for Jury?
Dan: Bottom line is, no one's gonna figure it out, and no one's gonna rat you out. As long as you don't admit it yourself.. You're fine, just as long as you don't self-incriminate.
Ian: Oh geez.. I feel dirty.
Ian: I feel horrible. I had a good talk about it with Britney lasty night though.
Dan: I would pay money to see your goodbye message though.
Ian: It's not gonna be mean. Sorry.
Dan: Mine either.
Ian: I've yet to do a mean one. They're like, hey, pre-jury boot. I'm like, sorry. It's a shame too, cuz I had a good one if Fank hadn't won the PoV? "Ain't nobody gonna come between me and my floatmance." I just had to settle for it being a regular dairy queen.
Ian: Sup, Ash?
Ashley crosses to the Hammock..
Ian: I'm getting in the pool, just to warn you.
Ash: Me too.
Ian: I saw the funniest f'in thing..
Ian: Joe asked Brit to get his batteries.. and then he stood up, and he had the biggest friggin hard on..
Ash: I'm sure they told you, but when he was in the Have Not room? He was beating off..
Ian: No Way!!!! Oh my gosh.. I came close this morning, but I just can't in here. I bet he gets it evry night though.. Based on his stories and that tattoo, he must have stock in Viagra.
Ash: But you know what they say, the guys who talk about it the most aren't getting it.
11:55am Boner and masturbation talk continues with Ashley and Ian.
**Ash is uncomfortable with this line of conversation.. me too.
Ash: You ask like it's normal in the BB house.
Ian: It is.. Boogie got a..
Dan: Ian, I have a new game for us.
**Thank you, Dan!
Ian gets up to join Dan in the pool..
Ian: Consider that offer.
Ash: Ok. Will do.
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