Tuesday Morning is Relative in the BB14 House

Happy Tuesday, BB Lovers!  It's HoH Pictures, Blogging and Tweeting Day!!  Ian is very excited about this. Add that to the campaining and end game scheming that'll be going on, and we've got ourselves a show on the live feeds!

Last night, Ian decided that he wants all of the Quack Packers to vote Frank out.  As much as he'd love to be the tie breaker for fun, he doesn't want to take the chance of this getting botched.  Still, he said they'd meet again today up in HoH to discuss it further. Also, Dan and Danielle shored up their final 2 commitments to each other, or at least Dan pulled out of Danielle that she would never stick a knife in his back.  And Dan wondered aloud about the monster he'd created... Danielle also made some attempts in the kissing department with Shane, and while she snuck 2 in, they went unreturned.  All of this and more is covered in great detail in The Overnight Report.

If you went to bed before midnight BBT last night, make sure to have a look at Lessa's stellar coverage in her Late Night Jam. :0)

It's morning, and the wakey wakey has been sounded.. Let's join our HGs!

8:59am
Jenn's in the backyard, adjusting the awnings for BB.

Jenn: Got off the block.. Been some good days.  Must be a Big Brother angel watchin' over my ass.
**and good morning to you, Jenn.
Jenn: Ooh, it's gonna be hot today.

9:07am The rest of the HGs are still sleeping, and BB is letting them for the moment.. If Jenn says anything substantive, or if anyone else wakes up, I'll let you know.

9:09am After brief fishies, Ian's awake too!

 Ian puts on his headset to listen to his CD and pulls the covers back up.. After a few minutes, he heads to the bathroom to wash up..

9:24am  Ian feeds the fish and has a good long look at them..

Then back to wsh his hands again..before puttin gon a sweatshirt and having a seat on the couch.
**riveting, I know.

9:40am  Frank and Joe are now up..  Frank gives his hair it's morning fluff before sticking it under a hat..

Then it's off to the storage room for a new battery and into the kitchen for coffee..and a healthy morning toot.. Frank, my dear, if you make it past this week and win the next HoH, here's what I want in your basket: HoH Basket or Lovely Parting Gift

9:47am
F3 and 4
Kitchen
Joe: Hey, I got 4 votes last night.
Frank: You broke the rules last night.
Joe: (shouts out to his wife)
Frank: Don't tell me I just got up for nothin'.  I thought they were about to call me in.  (pause) Lemme get my sunglasses.  It seem bright out there.

Joe: (to his wife, Sarah) Tell everybody out there to vote for me!

Outside..
Frank: Tell Joe Arvin to Shut the F up.

9:50am
Joe joins Frank outside.  Chatter.. Frank lets out another toot.

Frank: Why'd they wake us up so f'in early?
Joe: Me and the block buddy here gotta do a little campainging.. Gotta have our social game on.. Gots to put on the happy face.  Be barack Obama today.
Frank: F that.  I'll be George W.
Joe: George W in an election year.
Frank: F'in poor Barack has gone through so much in office, he's not smilin' near as much anymore.
Joe: I always like to look at the before and after pics of presidents.. Ok.. here's the list of people tryn' to kill us, here's the list of people we nee to kill, and..
Frank: Your wife and kids are gonna have a blast.  you?  Not so much.
Joe: Your life as you know it is ove fore the rest of your life..
Frank: True. ♫Sittin' on the dock of the bay.. Know that soing?  By Otis Redding?
Joe: Who doesn't?
Frank: Probably a couple people in this house.. Otis Redding..  Is he related to Oris SPunkmeyer?  I would've liked to have a cookie last night.. Jessie threw em all out.  (does Boogie's shout outs then..) Man, I don't even do my own shoutouts anymore.. Mom.. You know I love ya.  Juice n Cake..

Frank: I wonder if we'll have a live show tonight?  They gotta do something.. I was hoping this week would be a fast forward.  You would be in jury already.. I'd be back on the block again..
Joe: Twice in a double evict.  Unless you're HoH.  You can't be HoH.
Frank: No, I can't.  It's almost that time.
Joe: Bowel movement Tuesday..
Frank: I'll be back in a movement.

9:59am --Timecheck.

Frank heads in.. Joe camera talks in the 3rd person..  carolyn becomes instantly annoyed and walks away.

10:10am
Frank and Joe
Backyard

Frank: Can I get a handshake?!  Can you swear on one of your family members lives?
Joe: And then you still don't know.

Frank: What's the point of wakin' up early?  I can't campaign.  You're the only one up.  I might try to pop off another daytime workout today.. Take my shirt off.. kill 2 birds with one stone. I wonder if there's a drinking game the live feeders play when we say something.. Like when you say, Levi, Mow the lawn, they have to chug a beer.

Chatter about home.. Joe will go home to cold.. Frank will still have a month or 2 of beach time left..

Frank: November's a big, big month for me. I'm goin' back to space. I'm goin' to the moon, bitches.  ♫I've got 2 tickets to paradsise.. Eddie Money..    I might have to offer up my first born child to some of these f'ers..  Trying to think about what to offer em.
Joe: I'll offer em my love..
Frank: I'll be like, hey, I can win the veto for you, son.. Keep ya safe.  I couldn't win it this week.
Joe: No, Dan gotcha.  THen put us in this position...
Frank: Yes he did.
Joe: All for Jenn and him to go on and win it all.  They'll partner up.
Frank: Depends.  That's one thing I can use on Dan: You vote me out, and Jenn wont work with ya.  And had it not been for Jenn and i last week, his ass woulda gone home.
Joe: If you go home, that'll be your worst move of the year.
Frank: No it wont.
Joe: In my opinion, Dan is much more dangerous in this house than Britney.
Frank: Him winning and me going up wouldn't have changed anything.
**Frank's getting heated at the notion he made a mistake.
Frank: I knew once that Ian was ratting me out weeks ago, that Britney had gotten too close ot him.  I had to gamble, because 2 weeks ago, everyone wantd me out of this house.  I just gotta hope that they want you out more than me now.  You see what I'm sayin?
Joe: Yes.  But I firmly believe Dan is the most dangerous person in this house.
Frank: I disagree.

Frank believes Britney needed to go..

Joe: I don't think Shane wants you out, because he needs you here as a target.
Frank: I don't think he does either, but Britney did.
Joe: It's gonna be hard for me to get Shane's vote because of that.. because if he knocks you out, he knocks out the other biggest target.. and the fact that you can't play HoH again.
Frank: It helps.
Joe: I just gotta get Jenn's vote.  Turn her over.
Frank: I been takin' Beano before bed, son.

Timecheck --10:24am  Frank heads inside for something to drink..

Joe: He is one cocky mofo.  Frank thinks he has this.  Gots to prove different.  Gah, is he cocky.

10:30am  Joe comes inside.  Comments that the others are still sleeping.  Frank heads back out. Every feeder hops to 3.

Frank: I mean this f'ing guy.. gonna tell me my move was bad.  Does he not realize I know what I'm doin a little more than he thinks?  Me sending Britney home was the worst move I ever made?  one of the best.  Especially if this week works out in my favor.  If it doesn't, it almost doesn't matter.  WIth Britney here, Ian woulda won, and I'd still be up on the block. I mighta won Otev.. but.. WIth Britney gone, I've got more opportun ity to get the people in the hosue to work with me.. Shane.. Possibly even Danielle.  Joe's already against me.. Me and him and Shane made a deal last week, and he's already gone to Shane and said, maybe it's time to get me out.  I came in with my character and I want to leave with it intact.

Frank: To come in here and put on a facade that's not you?  f there's one thing I know, this game can be very exhausting.. When you're having to work like this and hustle on the block, if you're also having to worry about being someone you'r enot?  It's just too much to deak with.  People come into this game and lie all the time.. If I'da done that this summer, it would've caught up to me.. You can' tkeep an alliance together in here for more than 6 days.. Becaus eof that, you can't tell lies.  The one thing I have going for me is that people believe me.  At this point, I'm justified in telling a couple lies, cuz everyone's lied to me.  I've been promised I would'nt go up a millin times, and yet I've been put up a million times.  It aint easy.  i've been on the verge of mental breakdown for a while now.  The rollercoaster of HoH, block block, HoH, block block.  I do my best to put on a smile, but it's not easy.  Especially as a target.  Hatin' on your boy.

Frank: It was touhg when Mike left.. TO have someone in this game you can truly trust is golden.  I think I can trust Jenn.  I know she'll be there for me.  WIth Danielle and Shane.. They're too afraid, too selfish.. They don't realize what kind of work I oculd do for them, if they did for me.  I just need people to return some favors to me, i guess.  One thing workin aganst me with Danielle is I put her on the block twice.. I put her up once.. She likes to talk mad shit about how she pulled this great move and sent Janelle home.  She mighta carried it out, but it was my boy Mike Boogie who made it come together.. Sent home my biggest nemesis in the game.  Danielle didn't do shit. I love how she was prayin' it was gonna be endurance last week, and she was the 3rd to fall off.  People just don't understand this f'in game.  Once again, for everyone at home, if you've tried out before and didn't make it, try again.  It took me 3 years to get in, and i'm living my dream..

Frank: Persistence is the key to opportnity.  Be persistent. Be yourself.  Let your love for the game shine through!  Dan goes on this angle of picking a role and sticking to that through the try out process.  I don't agree with that.  Just be yourself.  Maybe I should'nt have let everybody know what a big fan I was when I walked in the door, but they respect it.. If that's what helped get me a vote or 2, it was worth it.  I really do feel if I make it through this week, it's really close.  I got a shot.  I can't win this next HoH, but I'd love to win this next PoV coming up.. make sure Ian goes home..

10:43am F1 This is ongoing.. **HandCramp! You're gonna have to catch this on flashback..

11am
Frank: If I really do stay on a 4-0 vote this week, which is what I'm being told.. I think I may have turned the house around.  I guess the proof is in the pudding.  The DE was a bad night for me, but it might've also been a good night.  I lost my 2 closest allies, and found out a 3rd was a rat.. When my back was against a wall, and I was passionate.. When people see that kind of passion, they wanna roll with it, not against it.  Maybe I'm tootin' my own horn.  People see that and say, gah, this guy.. Join with him or get rolled over.  Hopefully.  I don't know.  We'll find out on Thursday.  Because if I really do stay on a 4-0 vote, things are looking really good for me.  It means there's nobody who'd put me up if they won HoH.
**sigh..

Frank: ..except Danielle, and that's because she really doesn't have anyone else to choose from.  I am surprised.. Sure, Dan could be lyin' to me right now, but the more I watch him, the less respect I have for his game.  He makes moves that are completely unnecessary.  That goofy funeral thing?  All he needed to do was pull me aside.  It really damaged his relationship with Danielle..
**And that's why it was brilliant.  Because you still believe it. And it was only true for an hour..

Frank: That whole you're dead to me thing?  WHy would you do that?  Why would you burn a bridge like that just to get me on your side.  Moves like that baffle me.  Sure I thought he pulled the trigger on me and Mike to early, but it wasn't him.  It was Ian.  I would've rather had Willie on pour team, I think.  Maybe not, but I think I would.  Hopefully I don't go home this week.. Maybe I can stick around and get a 7th or 8th nomination.. I bet ya'll at home know a lot more than I do.  Maybe I'm safer than I think I am.. I wish I knew somethin'.  Even when I was up against janelle, and I was told it was an 8 to 1 vote, I never felt safe..

Frank: Dirty scallywags.  The whole lot of em.  Except for Jenn.  Jenn's a good girl.  What I want.. is to stay this week.  Obviously, i want to win.  The spiteful part of me wants to stay this week, have Ian go up, me win the pov, and have ian come to me and be like, you're right, I should work with you, and me be like, it's too late, son. He goes and puts me and Jenn on the block?  And then Joe as a replacement. Stupid move.  He shouda put up Danielle.. or Shane.. But it didn't happen.  Ian is such a siss when it comes to this game.  He's supposed to be intelligent.  Socailly he's not very well equipped for this game. 

This is ongoing.. Time check.. 11:10am  Checking the other feeds, the others are still asleep..

Frank: Was Ian expendable to Mike and I?  Sure. But we would've been happy to have him for the comps we assume are coming up.. It's not that Mike and I aren't the cool kids.. We definitely have a lottle more bravado than the other side.  I guess we were a little too loud for Ian.  Less.. You know.. cordial when we didn't wanna be.  Mike and I weren't afraid to draw a line and be, with us or against us.. Against us? We'll f ya.  I should've tried to smooth things over with Mike and Ian..

11:14am - Mercifully, Frank's "gotta take a pee."

11:19am

Frank: If Dan lies to me, he wont win against anybody.  I'd rather see someone who deserves it less win than someone who stabbed me in the back.  It's not personal.
**And Frank has officially jumped the shark.

11:20am
Frank: That's the great thing.  If I stay this week, people will want Ian out.. and then Dan or Shane.. and then.. Hopefully I can be left with.. I think my best final 3 is me and Jenn and Shane.. or me, Jenn and Dan.  If Dan's truthful about this final 2 deal, then maybe he'll take me to final 2..  It blows my mind to think Dan's serious about taking me to final 2, and him getting second place.  Maybe he thinks I'll have to screw enough people that he can beat me..  I can't win this HoH, so hopefully Ian goes home.  Hopefully he'll vote for me, if I'm there.  He's intelligent.  He knows the game, and he wants someone who deserves it to win.

**Frank, please stop.  I feel like I'm listening to delusional ramblings from deep in a mental ward.  I can't.  I just can't.

Frank's monologue is ongoing on feed 3 at 11:26am.. If you'd like to see it, spark up your feeds or hop into flashback. :)

**Dear BB, Can you please wake some of the other HGs now?

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