The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sanity Sunday!
Our HGs have been going nuts with MVP confusion and conspiracy theories all weekend on the live feeds. Tonight was no different, although there was the added bonus of McCrae's Birthday entertainment..
If you've been out and about this weekend, and you need some catching up, here are the previous 4 posts:
PoV Spoiler and Aftermath, MVP Nom and PoV Players, Saturday Morning, The Overnight Report.
I hope to see you all here tonight for our Sunday Show Viewing Party at 7:50pm eastern. :-)
Now let's join our HGs and see what they got into Saturday night!
Everyone but Judd
(He's in Solitary)
McCrae is ready for his Birthday to begin..
Or is he?
You're really gonna have to watch this one on flashback. Go to 11:59pm on the quad and enjoy. :-)
Being the Minnesota Nice guy he is, when McCrae gets called to the DR, he first stops to talk with Judd and apologize once again about the PoV Comp. Judd tells him not to worry about it, and wishes him Happy Birthday.
Amanda: Like, can't she be nice for 5 minutes? This isn't even about me. It's about McCrae. She's so mean.
Aaryn: He was down here tho.. it's ok.
Elissa: One year, they wrapped me in saran wrap..
Amanda, Aaryn.. Andy joins
Andy: What's wrong?
Amanda: Elissa's being super nasty. She's just being super hurtful.
Andy: She's been being really weird today.
Aaryn: If I can say you're not a mean girl, you're not a mean girl.. You're not a mean girl, and we've had the biggest arguments here.
Amanda: Anything I've done has been strategic.. for game play.. It pisses me off.. I don't get it. It was supposed to be fun. it's not about you. (Elissa) Just.. Whatever. Over it. I'm over her. I was in a horrible mood, then I was in a great mood, because everyone wanted to have fun for McC rae's birthday.. and she just kept poking and digging.. How much am I supposed to take?
Aaryn: I know.
Kaitlin: Someone drank a whole bottle of wine for herself tonight..
Amanda: Who're you talking about?
Kaitlin: Elissa. She couldn't even keep her head up. Did you hear what she said?
Amanda: I heard every word.
Kaitlin: You were just having fun!
Amanda: The whole time down here.. I was just trying to have fun.. For one night, can we just have fun? The passive aggressive comments the whole time down here. Obviously I'm a bigger girl than all of you..
The women are all being very supportive.
Kaitlin: Don't even let her win. Don't let her get inside your head like this. She thinks she's better than everyone else.
Aaryn: I'm so glad I'm not the only one who sees this.
Kaitlin: Amanda, you were fantastic. Everyone had a great time.
Amanda: I'm the one who f'ing kept her here.. We can't drop the game for a f'ing hour?
Kaitlin: You have to understand.. It's little things like that that make her feel better about herself.
Amanda: Constant antagonization.. A stripper comment, a whore comment.. just non-stop. There's just no need to be nasty.
Aaryn: This shit happened with me on day 3. I'm glad other people can see it now.
Amanda's in the bathroom crying.. McCrae knocks..
McCrae: It's McCrae. Can I come in?
Lots of tears..
Amanda: She's so nasty.. All night.. She's like, you look like you work at Spirit Rhino, which is a big strip club in Vegas..
McCrae: She doesn't like that you were getting more attention than her..
Amanda: When the entire house was against her, we helped her. The lack of loyalty, to me, is just dumbfouding.. For one hour she can't be nice?
McCrae: She's f'ing wasted. She doesn't know what she's doing.. She doesn't understand. America's not watching her, they're watching you, and she doesn't like that.
Amanda: (lots of crying) When someone does something for you, why would you not have that loyalty back?
McCrae: She doesn't understand.
Candice, Howard, Andy and Spencer
Jessie leaves to go to sleep..
Spencer: I like Jessie, but she has got a sharp edge..Piss her off and she will let you know.
Andy: I like that though.
Talk turns to the 3rd re-nom..
Andy: I think it doesn't matter who goes up.. Aaryn's leaving.
Spencer: If Howard does go up..
Andy: He's not going home.
Candice: Not over Aaryn. Not with all the things she's said.
Andy: Howard, over my dead body would you go home.
Spencer: Everyone's willing to go around offering deals. I'm not in the deal making business, I'm in the loyalty and honesty business. Something with Elissa going up, there's something weird going on.. I can't put my finger on it.. When the renom is revealed, it'll show more. It's not even a smart move to put yourself up..
Andy: A part of me is wondering if America was just like, f*ck this.. This is getting boring.. Let's f*ck it up. Or.. It could be that Aaryn and Kaitlin got the most votes, but they were already nominated, and Elissa had the 3rd most.
Candice: Or it could be the most villainous player.
Andy: We can speculate til the cows come home..
Kaitlin, Ginamarie, Aaryn
Kaitlin: This game isn't meant to be fair. The only reason we have an MVP slot is for her to have it every week.
Talk turns to the Moving Company.. and all of Elissa's snide comments with regard to the boys using the girls.. Amanda returns to the common area and bonds with the assembled over their shared hurts from Elissa, saying how outside of the game, they would all be able to be friends, and wouldn't it be nice if in moments like this, they could just put game aside for an hour or 2 and enjoy..
Jessie comes in to hug on her..
The women are vacillating between bonding over shared animosity towards Elissa, and wild speculation about the MVP this week.... Amanda believes Elissa nominated herself. Kaitlin does as well, "because she got a power like a coup d'etat or something."
Kaitlin and Ginamarie
We can hear Candice's voice..
Elissa passes in and out, saying they definitely had 15 minutes of fish tonight.
Ginamarie: F'in Candice. I can't stand her. Howard don't like your fat skanky ass. I'm so white, I'm so black, I don't know what to be.
**GM -- Keep talking like this and I will start posting your cellulite.
Candice comes in.. Then Elissa..
Elissa: Would you give Jeremy a striptease?
Kaitlin: No. He's not that lucky. Amanda is more outgoing than I am,
Elissa: Candice just said she's gonna do it for Howard on his birthday. What initially drew you to Jeremy? Did you think he was a bad mammajamma? A big juice head? What was the initial thought?
Kaitlin: He was a little bit different to me than everyone else in this house.
Elissa: He was awesome.
Kaitlin: I think he's got a couple years of growing up to do.
Elissa: Do you think you'll stick with him?
Elissa: What do you think the first thing you'll say to him is? Evicted? If you call him and say, what's up my dude, this is Kaitlin from the BB house.. evicted. Did you know that your dude got evicted?
Kaitlin: I did know.
Elissa: Ginamarie, don't tell me you haven't thought about the 1st thing you'll say to Nick.
Ginamarie: I'll say I've really missed you.
Elissa: See? She knows. You took him out. He got taken out by his girl. You're the dominatrix. Just like the Legally Brown movie.
Elissa: Hey, Jeremy, you tried to come between me an my game, and that's why you're going home, my dude.
Kaitlin: Did everyone say that to him in their goodbye speech?
Elissa asks them to name 5 things they liked about Jeremy. Kaitlin declines. GM runs off a list..
Kaitlin: He had incredible confidence.
Elissa: I don't know why he had confidence. I don't think he was attractive in the least.
Talk turns to Jeremy's genie pants, which he said were a gift from his grandmother.
Elissa: You believed that? You're definitely 23. Those were definitely a gift from a girl. THey're Victoria's Secret.. I have them in red.
1:42am - Elissa says goodnight..
GM: I could name 20 things I like about that kid.
Kaitlin: So could I. I just didn't want to say them in front of her.
1:44am -- Checking up in HoH
Amanda: Do you still have my kiss marks all over you?
McCrae goes to get water..
Amanda: Do you guys want to leave so I can sexually abuse him?
Spencer: No, I wanna watch, so I can masturbate.
Candice: We'll go..
Spencer: Andy's gonna stay and he doesn't even like straight sex.
Amanda: I don't either. I like girl on girl.
McCrae returns and everyone clears out, hugging McCrae Happy Birthday as they go..
Amanda: Did I overreact tonight? I was hiding in the bathroom downstairs. I didn't want her to know.
Andy: I know Howard's really nervous about going up.. Spencer and Howard could be pulling the wool over my eyes, but I really trust them right now.. Howad came up to me, and he was like, you have to vote out Aaryn.
Amanda: We're voting out Aaryn? Even if Howard goes up?
Andy: I feel like they don't suspect the 3 of us and Judd yet.. and if we don't vote her out, they will
McCrae: Right now, we should all just be focused on getting Aaryn out, no matter who else goes up.
Amanda: I don't wanna talk anymore game right now. Would you shut the lights off? (he does) Why don't you lock the door? (he does)
Amanda's clothing goes flying.
McCrae: oh my gosh.
Timecheck --1:52a --
**I'm gonna go check on the others downstairs. You're welcome to flashback to McCrae and Amanda if you like..
Spencer and Andy have joined Kaitlin and Aaryn
Aaryn's racism is the topic. She denies it exists.
Aaryn: All it takes is one person. I don't know how itr's gonna be, and I don't wanna deal with it at all. If it's brought up, I will not even acknowledge it.
Ginamarie: Well, you did make a Shaniqua joke..
Aaryn: But it had nothing to do with being black. My mother's name is Sheherzade, I'll have you know.
Howard and Candice
Howard: I'm human. People like me don't come on this show.
Candice: Not everyone can make it to the end, but it's the people who are most likeable, most sociable..
Howard: I do a lot of one on one stuff with people.
Candice: I'm talking about the viewing public. I can just tell when your spirit is low and high..
Howard: You, Spence and Andy are..
Candice: There's different way to play this game. There's no one method.. Sometimes people don't make moves, because they don't want the consequence.. My point today was, go f*ck with the people that have no consequences.. I know there will come a time, but now is not that time, so don't f with me right now. I know they're gonna want people to get on their side, rally on their side.. Whatever. It's far more dangerous.. Elissa's playing a lot like her sister.
Howard: How is that?
Candice: She rallied an army around her. People were scared to vote her out, scared to put her up. That's how people last in this game.. Her sister's clued her in on what to do.
Candice: We aint gon f*ck witchall, Don't f*ck with us.
Howard: The fact that they figured it out, even while I'm still being nice..
Candice: McCrae knows it's not time for us to battle. He knows it's too soon. That's why he came to say that. He came to say it without Amanda.
Howard: Last week, he said, I can't control her.
**this is where you lose me every time, H. perhaps consider working with women, instead of seeking to control them.
Candice: Why was I a target?
Howard: Because they hated you. They were all gonna do what Aaryn wanted to do.
Howard: Amanda is purposely talking to Aaryn in public.. She's gonna defect.. If I go up.. Or they gonna vote Aaryn out and add Kaitlin to their back pocket.. another strong player.
Candice: Don't try to be fake. Just be..
Candice: I wish McCrae wasn't playing with Amanda. I really like McCrae.
Howard: Yeah, he got a good heart.
**Gamewise, Howard's not letting her in at all.
Howard: You got 7 people in this house who hate a girl. This opportunity isn't going to come again.
Candice: You say it's a game, but it changes your demeanor. You take it so seriously.
Howard; This game can change my life.. if I win.
Candice: If it's endurance, Amanda wont.. If that ever happens, and they give her the MVP, then they're gonna put you and me up at the same time.
Howard: It wont happen that way. It's gonna happen the way it's supposed to. Just gotta take care of the day to day.
2:24m --- Stretch break
Andy, Kaitlin, GM, Aaryn
Aaryn: I haven't cried like that since I was a small tot.
Kaitlin: She was having the weirdest conversation with us last night on the couch.
Kaitlin: She was like, I knew I was gonna go up, as soon as Julie said that thing about the twist.
GM: And then, she said that thing about the lights all going out, and they did.
Andy: That alarm clock would drive me insane.
Part of Judd's solitary punishment.
Kaitlin: Did anyone ask her if she's using the veto?
Andy: I'm sure she is.
Aaryn: My speech - this is a joke, and I'm not doing it. I just wanna make her make a fool of herself.
Kaitlin: She's acting weird.
Andy: i know.
Kaitlin: I think she got a power. I'm not kidding you. I think she nominated herself.
Andy: I think so too. I really do.
Kaitlin: This whole thing was set up for her to win.
BB: You are not allowed to talk about production.
Aaryn: Have people been talking alot about who's going home?
Andy: No. Depends who the nominee is. I just feel like it could be anyone.
Andy: I legitimately have not talked to anyone about it. I feel out of the loop a lot of the time. I feel like people only tell me information when it's necessary.
Aaryn: It's because you're friends with everyone. My knees and elbows hurt.
Kaitlin: That was the nastiest competition.
Aaryn: I loved it.
Howard enters the bathroom.. Gonna take a shower.
Andy: Howard, who's still around and up? Just you and Candice, basically?
Howard: She's in bed.
Aaryn: I have like rugburn on my knees from that competition.
Kaitlin: I literally got myentire ear in there at one point. It was so disgusting, and it smelled like manure.
Andy: It was crazy that you guys couldn't see. Like you had a ballot right in front of you..
Kaitlin: I stayed on all 4s.
Aaryn: Did you always grab the first ballot?
Kaitlin: I did. She grabbed a bunch. She should've gotten a penalty. Had it been any of us, we would have.
Aaryn: McCrae was really worried about pulling the 5,000.
Kaitlin: Well, he shouldn't be that worried. It's f'in Elissa. She's not gonna put him up.
Andy: It was a fun comp to watch.
Aaryn: It was fun playing in it.
GM: Judd looked like he did good, but he looked nervous at the same time.
Kaitlin: Judd looked upset.
Aaryn: The only thing I wanted to play in that I didn't get to was the Blueberry muffin one.
Spencer returns from the DR and joins the girls and Andy on the couch.
Spencer: I stink. Excuse me. Parmesan cheese smells like farts.
Aaryn: ♫ I love cheese. ♫ I love every type of cheese. ♫ I just want to eat all of them, but I can't.
Aaryn: Is he ok?
Spencer: Yeah.. Elissa just pissed him off, accusing him of having MVP..
Aaryn: She did that to everybody.
Spencer: He thinks he's going up tomorrow..
The bathroom crew starts talking teeth and dentist stories. I check the quad.
Spencer shares a story about his dentist, who is also a big BB fan.. He confided in him that he was going to be on the show..
Andy tells his pre-show friend confession story..
Aaryn tells hers..
Ginamarie: My friend Brittany.. She was gonna come to the Staten Island audition.. Brittany Grace.
Spencer: When we get out of here, we'll be able to subscibe, go back, and watch every single minute of it.
Andy: That's so horrifying...
Aaryn: I'm so excited to find out what the twist is.
Ginamarie: When do we find out? Thursday?
Andy: What if we were both saboteurs, against each other.
Spencer: Like Spy v Spy.
Aaryn: I don't wanna be a Saboteur. I wanna be a cat.
**did bb leave them weed in the storage room tonight?
Andy: I wonder if there was a hippietard or a unitard in there somewhere.
Timecheck --3:07am Howard rejoins the bathroom crew..
Kaitlin's bleaching her teeth. Aaryn recommends she do her butthole simultaneously.
Andy: I'm inviting all of you to my wedding.
Aaryn: It better have swans..
Andy: It will
Aaryn: And Liza Minelli
Andy: It wont.
Someone tooted. It's a bad one. No one will admit it.
Kaitlin: I just kicked my ass with the whitening.. Look at my gum.. Ow
Ginamarie pours hydrogen peroxide straight from the bottle into her mouth, against advice, and swishes..
Kaitlin: If you swallow any of that, you're gonna puke.
Then blowdrying of the teeth and tongue. Pageant secrets?
Ginamarie: Who the hell is this Cougar guy?
Spencer: John Cougar Mellencamp?
Ginamarie: He's on like everything we use.
Ginamarie: I'd rather be Freddie Kruger than Jason.
Andy: I like serious Freddie Kruger much better than funny Freddie Kruger.
More horror chatter..
Andy: I think I'm gonna go to bed.. Goodnight everyone..
Ginamarie: Dude, can someone do a fart during live eviction again? That was friggin hysterical.
Talk turns to attitudes towards sex and their parents..
Aaryn: My grandpa is watching the live feeds. I feel so bad for him.
Spencer: It was literally like this.. and you could see bush, butthole..
Kaitlin: Pooping in each others mouths..
Aaryn: And then they put it in their mouth and do it again.
Kaitlin: Can you imagine being those girls father? No.. Those girls definitely did not have fathers in their lives.
Spencer: You can tell in dating when a girl didn't have a father growing up.
Spencer: They just talk different.
Aaryn: I don't want to be a powerhouse. I want a man who's a powerhouse. I don't want a man who can't do anything for me.
Spencer: Like, Marylin.. She knows I'm a provider. She dated guys before me who weren't.
Aaryn: And the money doesn't even matter. You can date a guys with tons of money who isn't a provider.
Talk turns to Ginamarie's hurt hand. It still hurts from one of the 1st comps. Then to Judd.. as we can all hear the non-stop alarm clock..
Aaryn: I would self-evict. Did you know if you're shooting guns, if you forget your earplugs, you can stick bullets in your ears.
Ginamarie: I shoot pigeons.
Aaryn: My family has a turkey shoot every year. I came in 3rd. My dad makes me do drills. I did so good on an intruder drill. I got the dummy's forehead, heart, eyes and throat.
Spencer: Do you carry a gun with you?
Aaryn: Hell yes. I have had multiple scary experiences. Middle of the night, I pull over in the gas station, because my tire pressure light was on, and I thought I had a flat. I pulled up.. in this dead town.. and I had a sick feeling in my stomach, like it was already a bad situation.. I get out, and I turn on the tire pressure air thing.. and 2 of my tires are like 10 under what they should be.. I'm just shaking.. and my keys in one pocket, my pepper spray in the other.. my back is to the forest..
Spencer: I hope you never have to use it.
Talk turns to the finer points of when it is acceptable to shoot someone.. on your property.. Then 1st responders.. Then sites that post nasty images.
The movement towards bed begins.
Spencer comes out of the bathroom, Aaryn goes in.
Aaryn: Put the toilet seat down, asshole.
After a brief moment with the memory board.. To bed, to bed, all of you, to bed.
Checking in on Judd... He's still out cold.. with the alarm clock buzzing non-stop for hours.
This concludes the Overnight Report. Have a beautiful Sanity Sunday, dishers! Please mind the critters. We'll see you back here at 7:50pm Eastern for the Sunday Show Viewing party.
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