Tuesday Morning in the Big Brother 15 House
10:01am -- Finally! Wakey, wakey, houseguests! It's time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds! You did a fantastic job last night - especially loved all the pranks, but I've already covered that in The Overnight Report. And Howard.. Oh, Howard! On behalf of 90% of the women in America and 10% of the men (if we don't check the closet), a hearty thank you for that little towel mishap.
BB gave the HGs a healthy sleep in today, so I had a little time to look for lovely parting gifts for Jeremy and Aaryn. Tell me.. Which ones do you think I should get them? ;-)
10:16am Hmmm... With one exception..
While Helen's in the backyard jogging on 3 and 4, Skippy's entertaining himself on Camera 1, going in for closeups on the condom under Amanda's bed and the dental dam under McCrae's.. Both were placed there last night by Aaryn and Judd as part of prank night.
Helen's still running. The rest are still hiding under their covers. How much longer til BB starts calling them out to change their batteries, which is BBs passive aggressive way of saying, "Get your lazy ass outa bed, slacker!"
Camera 1 -Jessie moves, and I think, "It's alive!!!" but no.
Camera 3 - After a potty break and face wash, Helen returns to running in the backyard.
Helen is showered and ready for the day. Elissa has joined the living. Jessie too.
Amanda woke briefly a couple minutes ago, noticed the condom, said Ew, and went back to sleep.
Elissa: Did you sleep well?
Jessie: Not really. I think last night was my worst night of sleep yet.
Elissa: Today's the first time in 26 days that I feel like my eyes aren't puffy.
Howard walks through en route to the bathroom.
Elissa: Good morning, Howard.
Minimal signs of life..Jessie's on the couch.. and Judd's there with her. No talking. Slowly, one by one, BB is calling sleeping HGs to change their batteries: McCrae, Aaryn, Jeremy.... Skippy renews his fascination with the condom under Amanda's bed.
Jessie and Judd make small talk about how poorly they slept last night. Jessie's shoulder hurts a lot. Judd tells her she should ask for the medic and perhaps get some muscle relaxants.. She'll deal with it, but she's afraid it'll mess her up for comps.
Jess: Like, if it's another popsicle comp? I don't think I'll be able to hold on as long.
Judd: Don't worry..
Jess: Aaryn was the longest girl to hold on. And Aaryn and Kaitlin are gonna hold on for dear life. If Spencer and Howard feel threatened, they'll make deals with them..
Judd: That's what makes me nervous. I think Kaitlin should go before Aaryn.
Jessie: Me too.
Judd: Cuz she's more friendly.. She's more likeable.. and she can fool them if she's here long enough.
Jessie: That's what I think.
Judd: Helen already said, this is really hard on her, so we should give her a pass next week. I'm like, Helen, don't make deals for me..
Jessie: I think she should be out next.
Judd: I just want us to go to final 2.
Jessie: Me too.
Judd: Some people think we're floaters. THey don't know we made the 2 biggest moves in the game. Had you not switched your vote? You realize that, right?
Jessie: mm hmm. Elissa wouldn't be here if it weren't for me.. Me and you. And the Moving Co will still be going.
Judd: McCrae got trapped into the Moving Company..
Jessie: I know that the next HoH is gonna be Endurance.
Judd: McCrae and me might do alright in that too..
Jessie: How long did Dan wait to win an HoH?
Judd: mm.. At least til after jury started. He was a really smart player.
Judd: Yeah.. Aaryn needs to stay before Kaitlin. She still has a huge target on her back.
Jessie: And Kaitlin and Elissa have been getting closer.
Judd: Elissa's not gonna forget how they treated her though.
Jessie: Yeah, but, Elissa hates Aaryn more than she hates Kaitlin.
11:36a - Fishies, briefly.
11:38am We return to Jessie and Judd talking about who in the house knows the game, and who doesn't.
Judd: I think you need to try to get closer to Amanda. Us 4 could really do some damange, I think.
Jessie: Yeah. I thought we would have more opportunities, since we're all Have Nots, but they spend so much time, just the 2 of them.
Judd: I wish they wouldn't.. Everyone who does that is getting picked off.
Jessie: Elissa likes them though..
Judd: Helen likes me a lot. you too..
Judd: I think Spencer has a crush on you.
**that's an extremely tactful way to put it.
Judd: Did you know I was Nick's frikkin target? Because I stayed up late, and that kept the Moving Company from having a chance to talk.
Jessie: I mean, I go to bed early, but I think it works out.. Did you hear anything new?
Judd: I think people are suspicious of Howard.
Jessie: Amanda and McCrae were saying, he's got this whole spiritual side.
Judd: I don't like how he uses that... Like swearin' on the bible and lyin? I don't like that. From his especially. I didn't think he would do that. And he and Spencer didn't do all that upstairs until McCrae and Jeremy had already told people. I don't wanna keep holdin' that against em, but.. I'm talkin' 2 or 3 weeks from now.. If someone did put Howard up, they would have to put Candice up too, so she couldn't vote. But.. I think we need Ginamarie out before them.
Jessie: Kaitlin, Aaryn, Ginamarie.. for me.
Judd: Then we'd for sure be jury. Ginamarie needs to go soon. If I get in the jury house, I don't wanna be in there with her ass.
Jessie: You, me, Amanda, McCrae, Candice.. would be going for the money..
Judd: I'm gonna start working on Aaryn, to make her feel like I'm on her side.. She feels like I've screwed her over so many times, which I have..
Jessie: I'm afraid she's gonna win. It's annoying. Like Helen was saying, she wished she would've put up Aaryn and Howard, and Spencer would've been the MVP nomination.
Judd and Jessie continue their game talking.. but it's gone into lather, rinse, repeat..
The Kitchen has suddenly come to life! Elissa, Kaitlin, Aaryn, Helen, Candice, Howard.. Morning being relative today, I'm going to keep this post going til 1pm BBT. Happy chatter abounds..
Elissa: Christopher Columbus wasn't really real, right?
Candice: ...sailed the ocean blue..
Elissa: In Canada they teach them that that never happened.. That we fought ot split up our territories.. That we're all separted from Rome and Greece..
Elissa: Saskatchawan, where my husband's from is not French.
Candice: My adoptive grandmother is from Newfoundland..
Judd and Aaryn
Aaryn: I've never heard your name come up, but I'll do the same thing.
Judd: ..Even if I have to send Kaitlin home.
Aaryn: Well, she's in alliances already. Her, Helen, Andy and __ - final 4.
BB: Judd, please put on your microphone.
Carolyn: Thanks, BB!
Helen, Candice, Elissa, Aaryn, Judd..
Cleaning and Chatter about rashes, sensitive skin, bubble baths and ringworm.. Facebook, Dating off facebook, twitter... Men, men, men...
Timecheck - 12:30pm
Jeremy has joined the living. Howard's in the backyard, working out. Helen's giving the single girls advice about men.. Judd and Jessie are poolside..
Helen: No matter what, you never pay. Don't even look at the check.
Elissa: I don't know how guys are so dumb. I'm glad there are other girls like me here.
Helen: Like you?
Elissa: That have standards.
Candice: Definitely. I wont even let them know I can cook, unless I really like them, and we've had a bunch of dates.
Elissa: Wanna know how my husband won me over? The 1st time we went on a major date, he took my sister and one of her sorority sisters. And took us all to Cirque du Soleil. And then took us all out to dinner afterwards. And I had a hole in my dress the whole time, and i didn't realize it, and he didn't say anything..
Candice shares her Vegas story with the kitchen crew
Aaryn, Judd and Jessie are enjoying the California Sunshine..
Cam 1 and 2
Ever so discreetly, Judd checks to see if anyone's looking.. takes Jessie's hand... then plants a quick kiss on her back.
All about men talk continues in the kitchen with Helen, Candice and Elissa...
This concludes the morning update. Brain fuzz demands a wee bloggy break. Please check back for an Afternoon Update around 2pm BBT. In the meantime, please mind the critters on the live feeds.