The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Friday in Zankieland! It's Nominations and BoB Day in the BB16 house! As we rejoin our HGs, Zach is driving them all crazy.. I've even given him a theme song. You'll see it when it comes by.. ;-)
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OK... Let's hop into the feeds and join the madness...
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Cody and Amber
Cody: The kid is a cancer. He's bad for my game, and I realized that the second he blew up the bomb squad. It's just unbelievably f'ing frustrating.
Amber: If they win HoH next week, that's honestly who they need to target. At this point, I'm like, I'll even let you win.. I even talked to Brit about that. I was like, if you're here, Cody needs to be safe, me, Christine and Caleb. I see it so clear.. Apparently, today, Zach told somebody that I wanted him out, and that's why I was his target.. Just cuz he was saying the same about me.
Cody: I don't even get where all of that started.
Amber: Now he probably thinks I'm working with Donny and Jacosta.
Cody: He's like 80x worse than Devin.
Amber: That's what I was saying.. It's like Frankie bein' me, and Zach bein' Devin..
Cody: I don't think Frankie's that innocent either.
Amber: I don't know what to do right now. If he's thinking of putting Christine and I up together?
Cody: He's an idiot.
Amber: 2 girls again? That's what I was afraid of..
Cody: Christine was someone I was gonna protect. You were someone I was gonna protect.. I was gonna ride with the alliance, but if Zach's throwing me under the bus.
Amber: Zach has been the cause of something every day. I'm not sure about Frankie anymore..
Cody: I'm not sure who I can trust anymore.. I thought I could trust Christine, but she just told you not to trust me? Like how much did she ever trust me?
Amber: She does. She just said she was nervous.
Cody: But for her to say something to you? If You're working with someone, you don't do that.
Amber: They're having a meeting up there, and it's no girls allowed.. or Donny.
Cody: I'm not up there..
Let's check the meeting..
Hayden: Who can you do better damage control on? I know you wanna see Christine go up and suffer, but she's not goin' home.. OK.. Peace out.
They ask him to send Cody up..
Frankie: Thank you so much for this wonderful gift, Derrick.
Zach: I'm the king of the Castle. hhahahahahaha!
Frankie: I can't even joke about it, cuz I'm so appreciative..
Derrick: But ultimately yeah, you guys can put up whoever you want.. That's what it came down to with me. I knew I was backdoorin' Devin, so it was one of those things where..
Zach: Yours was an easy HoH.
Derrick: Yeah, but I still had to put up 4 people on the block that I didn't wanna put up.
Zach: However.. The fact that Caleb just came up here, sat in that chair and said what actually came out of his mouth? Amazing.
Derrick: He did, but in an hour, he could be like, I'm in love with her..
Frankie: In 15 minutes.
Derrick: ..don't put her up.
Zach: He's a joke that guy.
Frankie: He's awful.
Zach: I think he needs to go home.
Frankie: I know you do, but I think when you cut the legs off, the body will stand. Is that a saying?
Zach: Not in America.
Frankie: The point is, The Detonators have to be strong.
Zach: So don't put up Christine..
Frankie: Is what I'm saying.
Zach: (mic off)
Frankie: Yes, but throwing a competition is different than being a pawn. You can tell someone to be a pawn and fight for their lives. You can't tell someone to throw the competition..
Frankie: ..and look like a schmuck.
Zach: Somebody needs to stop playing with their f'ing vagina.
Frankie: Somebody needs to start playing with their vagina.
*** I'm so #TeamFrankie on this one.
Derrick: I can't wait to see your nomination speech tomorrow.
Zach: You! I put you up cuz you look at my funny. You!
Derrick: Dude, you should just f'in blow up on somebody.
**Your Team America tax dollars at work..
Zach: I'm going to.
Derrick: Dude, the people are expecting it of you now. It's kinda funny.
**hehe.. that was sly..
Frankie: Cuz Victoria and Nicole would, I think, beat Donny and Jacosta.. Do you think that's true?
Derrick: I don't know. I don't speculate the BoB anymore.
Frankie: Do we like that pairing?
Derrick: I would never underestimate Donny.
Zach: There are 2 people I'm not putting up: Donny and Hayden.
Frankie: So take one for the team and put up Donny and Hayden.
Frankie: Cuz I'm just.. being an asshole.
Zach: There is one target. We are fighting against one person in this house. And his name is Beastmode Cowboy. Beast Mode Cowboy? Beast Mode Cowboy. You have done wrong.. way too many times..
Frankie: He's in the bathroom downstairs listening to you, by the way.
Zach: Good! You listen to every word I say, cuz this is your warning, Beast Mode Cowboy. You're goin' home.. On Thurs Day. (maniacal laugh, a la) Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!
Frankie: I don't..
Derrick: You're scared.
Frankie: I'm not scared. I just hate him.
12:12am There is a knock at the door. Zach opens the door and Caleb enters HoH with a deep exhale.. and has a seat at the table.
Derrick: You good?
Caleb: I feel better.
Caleb: I just had to go put my hat on.. had to set there for a minute and be like, this can't get me down.
Zach: Especially not her.
Caleb: Her isn't gettin' me down. It's that we have a week left, and the alliance is starting to fall apart. It started with Devin. He screwed everything up.
Zach: yeah, it started on day 3 when he brought in Amber and Christine, cuz we had them in the palm of our hands anyway.
Victoria and Derrick
Derrick: I would definitely go talk to Zach and see where his head's at.
Victoria: There he is..
She gets up and asks Zach, "Can I talk to you real quick?" They head up to the HoH Room..
Zach: You want strawberries?
Victoria: Whaaa! Who got strawberries?
Zach: I got strawberries. Have some.
Victoria: For real??
Victoria: I can have one?!
Victoria: Oh my Gaaaahhhhd. Yummy!
**I don't think I've ever before seen such excitement for strawberries outside of a kibbutz..
Zach: Alright, whats' up?
Victoria: Tell me what's the plan.
Zach: Honestly, (whispers) I just wanna get out Caleb and Amber.
Victoria: Meaning I'm going up.
Zach: Did I say that? I promised you I'm not putting you up.
Victoria: Frankie is.
Zach: He told you that?
Victoria: No, but is he?
Victoria: You do know, because I know when you're lying.
Zach: You're possibly going up.
Victoria: Yup. But like, why?
Victoria: And against who?
Zach: I don't know. We honestly haven't gotten a chance to talk, because every time we try, f'in Caleb comes up here or Hayden. The best thing is if someone will throw..
Victoria: I wont throw it.
Zach: I know. But we need to tell Christine, she needs to throw it. And if she doesn't throw it, then I'm done with her. She does nothing.
Victoria: I think I've earned my stripes to not be on the block for one week.
Zach: You have without a doubt. No, I know.. I'm not putting you up.
Victoria: No, I know, but Frankie is, maybe. He just sees it as whatever.. He already put me up, so he sees it as less blood on his hands, but it's frustrating. I don't wanna mention names, because I love everyone, but people here are just chillin'.
Victoria: I'm not saying any names.
Zach: You don't have to. I get it. I'm on your side.
Victoria: Every time I'm on the block, I work my ass off, I get my self off, I think I have a good social game.. I don't stir the pot, I chill..
Zach: I know.. I also don't wanna burn any bridges with people who I've built bridges with..
Victoria: I don't wanna be that person on the block every week. For my parents to see that..
Zach: I think I'm gonna put up Christine and Amber.. and say, Christine, throw the competition.
Victoria: She'll say no.
Zach: Then if that's the case, then I'm putting her up next to Nicole. I don't care anymore. If they end up winning, good, they saved themselves, and I don't know who Frankie's..
Victoria: Will someone explain this reason of putting me up?
Zach: Can I tell you why?
Zach: Cuz in people's eyes, you're just an easy person to put up.
Victoria: I know, which is frustrating, because when I do win HoH, I don't know when, soon, next week or in 2 weeks, or I could be a vote in jury..
Zach: mm hmm
Victoria: Like, you're screwing it up, because there are people here who are your targets and you'r enot doing crap about it.
Zach: You're exactly right. Let me tell you something. Last week, and this is between you and me..
Zach: Last week, Cody coulda put up Caleb, and he coulda sent Caleb home, and he wanted to do that, and this stays between us, but he didn't do it for Christine, Nicole and Frankie, because Brittany was coming after them. And honestly, he was doing it for you too. He was doing it for more than himself.
Zach: OK.. And now it's Christine's turn to do something for someone else.
Victoria: Why should she not have the feeling (of being on the block)? Why should she just stroll through it?
Zach: I'm 100% with you.
Frankie and Victoria
Victoria is crying.
Frankie: This is what I said to Jacosta, because you guys have been up on the block, it just seems like the easy thing to do, where you don't get blood on your hands.
Frankie: That's my take on the situation. I'm not saying I'm gonna put you up, but that's what I see as a game player..
Victoria: I just want people to respect me as a gamy player.
Frankie: You are respected as a game player.
Victoria: No, I'm not, Frankie. I'm seen as easy to go up, and I battle my heart out every time. It's just frustrating. You can't explain the feeling. Like, it's a sucky feeling.
Frankie: I know.
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Amber and Frankie
HoH Room 2
Amber: Apparently, he wants to put me and Christine up together. What does that say?
Frankie: I have actually not heard that yet. Well, I'm not putting you up, and I'm not gonna backdoor you.
Amber: I know that, Frankie.
Frankie: I'm just gonna continue to work on him as best I can and see what he's doing.
Zach, Cody, Frankie
Frankie: You're right.
Cody: I'm just thinking in terms of, for me. You would do it, because you're crazy, and I think it's f'in amazing. I think it's pretty ballin', but I just know for me, I'd be like, "I don't know, Zach. I don't think I want to do that."
Zach: Ok, well, why don't I bring Christine here, give her one more f'in time to say she'll throw the competition.
Cody: She's gonna say no.
Zach: Well, then I'm puttin' her up and I'm gonna hope she's gonna lose.
Cody: But you're putting up one of the 5 people..
Zach: Well, then who else should I put up?
Cody: You could put up Nicole.
Zach: I'm not putting up Nicole over Christine. Nicole trusts me more than Christine.
Cody: (exasperated) But Christine is in our 5 person alliance that you started.
Zach: You know what? I need to put my robe on, cuz I don't think I'm thinking clearly now.
Cody: I'm being 100% honest. You sound like an idiot. To Christine. And do you know whose ear she has? Nicole's. Do you know whose ear she also has? Amber's. Do you know whose ear she also has?
Zach: And when I tell Nicole she started 2 alliances without her, how's she gonna feel then?
Zach: Am I right or am I wrong? It's game-time, bro. It's f*cking game-time.
Cody: Yeah, and so you need to lock down the people that you've started something with, that'll have your back. Not throw one of them on the block.
**As a viewing, Zach's unpredictability is exciting, cuz you never know what on earth he's going to do, but as an HG? I think he'd make my brain explode.
Cody and Zach, cont'd
Zach: Someone said that I said that Cody said to put up Christine and Nicole? That's a f'in joke, right?!
Cody: I don't know..
Zach: The fact that you believe that is offending me. That's a f'in joke. You're saying that I went out of my way to tell someone that Cody told me to put up Christine and Nicole??
Cody: Bro, that's..
Zach: You actually believe that??
Zach: You actually believe that!
Cody: I didn't say I believed it, which is why I'm asking you about it.
Zach: (laughs) Ok! Well, it's not true! C'mon, dude. Paisan. You think I would go out of my way to tell someone that you told me.. C'mon, dude. Really? I never said that. Can you tell me who told you that, so we can just squash this?
Cody; It's not that somebody told me..
Zach: And somebody also said that I said about Victoria, that I want to take her tongue out and slap her across the face with it. I never f'in said that either, so..
Cody: Well, this is why I was asking you, so I can find out.
Zach: You should definitely find out.
This is ongoing..
Cody and Zach, cont'd.
Cody: It comes down to, who do you not care about stirring the pot with?
Zach's theme song starts at 0:44
Zach: That's what I'm saying. I don't give a f*ck.
Cody: So then put up whoever then. If you don't care who you're stirrin' the pot with, then you can put up whoever you want.
**Except me. Now stop looking at me like that. Geez.
Cody: You know what I'm sayin'?
Zach: Because I know at the end of the day, you're not gonna put up Derrick or myself.
1:23am They see Christine on the Spy Screen, approaching the HoH Room. She enters the room with Frankie, carrying a box of his stuff to move into the room.
Zach: Christine, who do I put up?
Christine: I don't know.. Nicole and Amber.
Zach: Nicole and Amber?
Christine: mm hmm. That's what I would say.
Zach: That's a pretty smart move. Nicole and Amber. Talk to me. If you were in my shoes, who would you put up? Cuz you wouldn't put up Nicole and Amber.
Christine: mm mm
Zach: Who would you put up?
Christine: Jacosta and Victoria. That would've been my pick. And if they were taken.. That's a hard question.
Nicole and Zach
Zach: Who should I put up? It changes by the f'in second.
Nicole: I heard..
Zach: What'd you hear?
Nicole: That it's changin' by the effin second.
Zach: Well what did you hear? You need to be honest with me.
Nicole: I've heard everybody's name. I've heard that I'm going up, probably.
Zach: You've heard that you're going up? Wait, what do you mean you've heard everyone's name? Cuz that's a good thing if that's the case.
Zach: I honestly wish I could just put names in a hat and draw them out of a hat. I want Amber to go. And I went to Christine, I was like, will you just throw the competition?
Nicole: Well, what's your philosophy of why... What's your thoughts?
Zach: Amber's the target cuz she's coming after me. In a perfect world, I put Christine up next to her, she throws the BoB. Worst case scenario, Amber wins the Veto, and Caleb goes home.
Zach: Ya know? In a perfect world. But Christine is so adamant that she can't do that. (sigh) No one's put you up, Christine. People are doing favors for you. It's literally week 6..
Nicole: I heard that it's between her and I?
Zach: Not true.
Nicole: oh, ok.
Zach: But I'm glad that people think that. That's good that people think that. Or is it just you?
Nicole: No. I was told.
Zach: By who?
Nicole: Several people.
Zach: Really? OK.
Nicole: I just would like to talk to you about it..
Zach: I feel like there's a fork in the road, and whichever way I go, I'm f'ing someone over. You're not stupid. You know what's going on. But you don't know everything.. and I wish you did. Between you and I, I wish I could tell you everything, because there is something..
Zach: Yeah. And I trust you not to tell anyone... I'm not putting you, and I'm not putting Donny, and I'm obviously not putting up Cody and Derrick. See.. I don't know what I can tell you and what I can't tell you, though. I wanna tell you, but I don't know if you're gonna run back and tell people.
Nicole: I don't tell anybody anything..
Zach: And I don't know if this is gonna help my game, but I'm lookin' out for you. I wanna tell you everything, because it would help you out and it would help me out, but if I do, I'm not being a trustworthy person.
Nicole: I trust her.
Zach: With your life?
Nicole: I don't know about my life.. I don't think I trust anybody in here with my life..
Zach: Do you trust her the most out of anyone in this house? Are you guys in an alliance?
Nicole: We're strictly friends.
Zach: Really. Does that effect anything in this game?
Nicole: Well, you wouldn't put up Cody. I wouldn't put up Christine.
Zach: Well, Cody and I are a little more than friends, put it that way.
Frankie, Nicole, Victoria, Hayden, Christine
**hence the Victoria/Jocasta nom.
Frankie: That's all I'm gonna try to do, and whatever happens happens, and I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry, and..
Christine: You need to stay HoH. He can't..
Frankie: I just need to stay HoH.
Christine: It would be a reign of terror!
Nicole: That was the weirdest thing I've experienced in this house.
Christine: What happened??
Frankie: It's in everyone's best interest that I stay HoH..
Frankie and Zach
Frankie: I just wanna go to sleep.
Zach: You're picking Victoria and Jocasta no matter what..
Zach: They're probably gonna lose. So you're gonna have to backdoor Caleb.
Frankie: It's fine. I don't care. Or Amber.. I wanna backdoor Amber.
Zach: OK.. So do I.
Frankie: I feel like..
Zach: It's a better move for both our games if Amber's gone.
Frankie: I agree. Caleb might be sad about it for like 15 minutes, but that's it. Then we just tell him "yeah, she was sucking Cody's dick in the bathroom for like 3 hours.." What?! What did you just say?? You're such an asshole.
Zach: Alright.. I'm gonna go get Hayden.
2:44am -- Cody appears in HoH..
Frankie: Speak of the devil..
Cody: What the F*ck is Caleb lookin' like he's gonna rip someone's head off?
Frankie: He always does that.
Cody: Speak of the devil.. You talkin' about me, bro?
Zach: Dude, we gotta do what we gotta do. Take a seat.
Frankie: I said you should hurry up and hook up with Amber..
Cody: (to Frankie) I should hurry up and hook up with Amber? (to Zach) What do you mean, take a seat? WTF is this?
Zach: Take a seat..You're goin' on the block.
Cody: (smiling) Do it.
Zach: (joking) You're my next target.
2:44am -- Derrick present himself in HoH. Cody gets the door. Derrick takes a seat on the couch.
Zach: Perfect. Let's go.
Cody: What was up with Nicole up here? SHe stormed out. She was like, I need to talk to you and Christine.
Zach: Woah. She's going on the block now.
Cody: Did you tell her that Christine said to put her up?
Zach: No! I never said that!
Frankie: (waves them off) you guys..
Cody: I was just thinkin', I don't know why she would talk to Christine.. She looked pissed. And Caleb. He looked like he could take someone's head off.
Frankie: Calm down. It doesn't matter. It's fine.
Cody: It sucks right. Wait.. Why do I have to hook up with Amber quick? She goin' home this week?
Frankie: Yeah, maybe. Just get it in quick.
Cody: We're sleepin' in the same area, so..
Derrick: Christine might be comin' up. She saw me comin' up here.
Cody: No, she's definitely not comin' up. She's goin' to talk to Nicole.
Derrick: They're in the Beehive Room.
Cody: Me n Christine were talking, and Nicole came to Christine and was like, I need to talk to you when you're done.
Frankie: Basically, he stirred the pot. He's making everyone crazy paranoid. When nominations come out tomorrow, everything will be fine.
Zach: I'm possibly putting up Nicole and Hayden.
Derrick/Cody: (laughing) What??
Zach: I know.. I know.. That's what I'm saying..
Derrick: Have another beer, kid.
Zach: You want a brewski?
Nicole and Christine
Nicole: I just want it out in the open, cuz I don't want to doubt you. He was like, are you sure you can trust Christine..
Christine: I am so frustrated with him!! Cody said that might happen.. Cody was like, she just came in here mad. Cody was like, "I guarantee he just tried to pit you guys against each other."
Nicole: He did.
Christine: 1st of all, you know that the bomb squad is not still working together.
Christine: 2nd of all, Zach is nuts!
Christine: Me, Cody and Frankie have all talked about how you and Hayden are.. You guys are my guys, so this is a good thing. We would never. We'd put everyone else out before you guys.. Everyone else out before you guys.
Nicole: I know.. I just wanted to tell you. He is trying to pin me against you, because he thinks that.. He wants to see how pissed I'll be if he puts you up. You know? Because Cody's already gonna be pissed at him, and Frankie's gonna be pissed at him.
Zach, Frankie, Cody, Derrick, Hayden
Nomination Speech Prep for Zach. Zach has landed on Christine and Nicole for his nominations.
Derrick: Alright, say it one more time and see if you got it nailed.
Zach: I have nominated you, Christine, and you, Nicole. Christine, If we pulled out the Big Brother Dictionary today, and we looked up the word floater, there would be a picture of you and JennCity..
Zach: ...holding hands, never being called to the Diary Room.
Hayden: Oooh my..
Zach: Basically, irrelevant.
ALL: hohoho.. hahaha
Cody: oohohoho my God..
Zach: (to Cody) Money, right?
Derrick: It's a wrap, dude. It's a wrap.
Zach: Should I say, If we pulled out the Big Brother Dictionary today?
Derrick: Yeah, exactly what you just said.
Cody: There's no way that people are gonna keep a straight face.
Derrick: It's gonna be perfect. She's gonna be pissed. Afterwards, you can be like..
Zach: Yo, she's never gonna talk to me again.
Cody: She will not speak to him. That's the only thing that I don't like about it. She won't speak to you.
Derrick: As a fan, the highlight of my season so far was your speech to Devin.
Zach: And now it's gonna be my speech to Christine.
Derrick: It could be better. Although, that was pretty good that speech, cuz I got to hear the profanity, which was phenomenal, cuz I like to swear, so ...
Derrick Stands up..
Derrick: Devin, you're a f'in liar. (he sits down) This one has potential, if you nail it.
Cody: You think this is a good idea, for him to say that to Christine?
Derrick: I don't know..
Hayden: I think it's a horrible idea, but it'd be hilarious.
Cody: I don't think it's a good idea. Right now, that's hilarious. But..
Frankie: What you should do it..
Zach: No! It's GOLD! It's tv gold.
**And it's 5,000 dollars a piece for Derrick, Frankie and Donny if it stirs up an argument.
Frankie: You know what you should do? You should say, "I nominate you Christine and you Nicole. Christine, I nominated you, because Amber's my target cuz I f'in hate her." What do you think?
Zach: Well then Caleb's gonna be heated.
Cody: Get the fk over it, Caleb, ya dingus.
Frankie: I nominate both of you because my intention is to backdoor Amber, because I f'in hate her.
Zach practices again..
Zach: Christine, If we pulled out the Big Brother Dictionary today, and we looked up the word floater, there would be a picture of you and JennCity.. holding hands.. never being called to the Diary Room..
Cody: Yo, shut the f'in door. (to the bathroom)
Zach: Basically, irrelevant.
Zach: "Nicole.. If the Big Brother Dictionary was still out, we would close it up, because you think you're a superfan? I laugh.." Somethin' like that, right?
Derrick: Somethin' like that..
Zach: You think you're a SuperFan? I bet ya didn't see this comin'!
Zach: Alright, so after I say basically irrelevant to Christine.. Nicole, we're now gonna close the dictionary..
Derrick: You don't have to say dictionary.. Just say, you, Nicole...
Zach: Nicole, you claim to be a SuperFan. Bet ya didn't see this comin'! Muhhuahahahahahaaaa
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