Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday!! Extra java for everyone!
The HGs were up late last night on the live feeds... When I woke up just before 3am BBT, most of them were still out back in the stocks, serving time, but.. there were 2 that were noticeably absent:
Kristen & Hayden. Instead of joining the others out back, they decided to take BIG advantage of the rare opportunity for privacy and have a great big makeout session on Feed 1, starting around 2:15am BBT.
While I get to work on the overnight, you can check that out on flashback! And... to find out what the HGs got into from just before 11pm BBT to 1:30am BBT, please check out Late Night with Lessa!
Please refresh this post at 7am BBT for the (fingers crossed) complete Overnight Report.
Kristen, Hayden, Lane, Enzo
Lane: What if she wins HoH next week? You still wanna vote her out?
Kristen: Oh my G-d.
Enzo: That could make this house flip upside down.
Lane: What if everyone voted her out, and she was HoH? How crazy would that be?
Enzo: She almost won HoH this week, man. Sh*t.
Enzo: So, Monet can only kick herself in the ass, because she coulda won the HoH, but now she's goin' home, so.. You put f'in 10,000 gallons.. ya know..
Kristen: I can understand putting 500, but seriously, the low balls, and then 800 gallons?
Hayden: Yeah.. It was 40, 80, 775.
Kristen: Oh my gosh... Do you not know what a milk carton looks like?!?
They continue rehashing the HoH comp. Important to note: All are saying they're on board with getting Monet out this week, even if she's up against Andrew, and they have their fingers crossed for Britney out next week.
Rachel, Brendon, Monet - In Stocks
Ragan - Practicing giant golf & chatting with them.
They're taking their PoV loss punishment in stride, in spite of the ridiculously late hour they have to perform it. Talk turns to all the nip slips so far...
Full Brigade Strategy Meeting
Matt: Whatever happens, it has to happen to backdoor Brendon. We cannot go into another HoH after this with Brendon & Rachel playing in it. It's just so stupid. We need to get them out next week. This is the time. Rachel can't play for HoH this week. If we wait another week, both of them are playin', and it's gonna start the f'in clusterf**k all over again.
Lane: (to Hayden) You getting to know him better?
Hayden: (to Enzo) Yeah, Brendon said that because you guys are the have nots, he's gonna try and feel you out this week... get to know what you're thinking and whatever..
Matt: This is the f'in time. Rachel can't play this week. If we wait, they're gonna both be stronger. You have to f'in backdoor them quick. You have to.
Enzo: I'm ready for war, bro. I'm ready for war.
Matt continues to push and push: This has to be a backdoor of Brendon this coming week. If not, all of America will be asking, why are you not f'ing doing this?
Enzo: Those two are strong. If we take out Brendon, Rachel's got f'in no one in this house ya know what I mean? She's gonna put up a big stink. Whatever. It is what it is.
Matt: We have to win this HoH. We have to...
Enzo: I'll tell you, best case scenario: Britney wins HoH.
- ***And they're safe, and they keep their hands clean.
The meeting breaks up as quickly as it started, and all 4 brigade members head off their separate ways.
***Note: Historically speaking, Brendon - aka Mr Showmance - should be out week 4, not week 3, thereby setting up the fire in Rachel to hang on and win the Endurance HoH to exact her revenge. Just sayin'... OK.. moving right along.
Hayden sticks his head outside for a moment, "Night guys. I'm goin' to bed."
**Sure ya are.
The Orange Room
aka The Taj
aka The Love Shack
Hayden & Kristen
and a sleeping Andrew
Hayden walks into the room and goes directly to Kristen in her small bed... lays right on top of her and begins the makeout session that'll last the next long while...
***Am I the only one who finds it hysterically ironic that all BB12 canoodling starts in the bed next to the religiously observant Andrew? He's a nookie magnet.
After a brief BRB screen, we find they've moved to the bigger bed.
Hayden: This is a stressful situation we're in.
Kristen: We're in a strange place.
Hayden: You are the only person in the whole house I feel like I would stick my neck out for.
Kristen: I know. Same for me.
Hayden: Like, I feel like the best place for you and I, is in the middle.
Kristen: I know, but we can't look like we're in the middle.
Hayden: I know..
Kristen: That's why we have to stay where we are right now...
Hayden: And no one can know that we're as close as we are.. which sucks.. Today, again, for the 4th day in a row, I'm trying to avoid you all day, and I don't want to...
Kristen: But I understand that you have to, so...
Hayden: I just want you to be able to stay in the house as long as you can.
Kristen:I know, I want the same for you.
Hayden: So whatever we have to do...
Kristen: Right now, where we are, that's the best.
Hayden: You sure? You think that's the best side?
Kristen: Yes. Because, we can at least.. Those people need us right now.. Very badly.. without us, they would be nothing.
Hayden: But think about what's gonna happen next week, when Britney's gone and Monet's gone... We both agree that once we get them out that things will change..
Kristen: What I said to Rachel, You can trust me right now.. That's all I said. I'm not gonna lie to her. I told her, there's a good chance that after a while we could end up on opposite sides. We are where we should be right now. We have to talk to Andrew tomorrow, and tell him we stuck up for him.
Hayden: With Monet and Britney gone, this whole house is gonna be nuts.
Kristen: That's why I wanna win HoH next week, and just step down after that.
Hayden: I wanted to come down by you today...
Kristen: You did?
Hayden: Yeah, I did...
He reaches his hand over to caress her neck, and she brings her hand up to caress his arm.. then more smooching.
Hayden: You don't think anybody will come in here?
Hayden: I didn't brush my teeth...
Kristen: That's ok.. I didn't either.
Kristen rolls over, into him...
Kristen: You smell good...
Hayden: I don't.
Kristen: I like it...
Hayden: When I stink? Pheromones..
Hayden: This is gonna be way too hard. Everything about this is gonna be way too hard.
Kristen: That's the way that my life always works. It's so typical.
Hayden: I dunno.. It's just.. weird.. This whole things weird. I've known you for two weeks, I feel like I've known you forever.
Kristen: I know.
Hayden: I hate this. Ya know what I mean? I wuld rather be hanging out with you... outside of the house.. in a more natural setting.. especially cuz of the whole situation.. I mean, I know you're seeing someone outside of here, and I don't wanna step on any toes.
Kristen: I know, but, it's not every day that you feel like this about somebody right away.. Do you feel that way?
Hayden: About you? Yes.. I like it.. a lot.. but I hate it. Know what I mean?
Kristen: mm hmm.
Both agree that the last thing they wanted in the house was a showmance...
Hayden: I'm so attracted to you, it's ridiculous.
Kristen: You are?
Hayden: Yeah. Ridiculous. I try so hard not to think about you.
Kristen: The same for me.
Hayden: You're just saying that.
Kristen: No.. whenever you're not around me, I'm thinking about you..
Hayden: Like, I came into this room today, 3 times, just hoping to find you in here... It's weird to feel this way about you.
Kristen: It's very abnormal for you, huh?
Hayden: Isn't it for you?
Kristen: Yeah, but I'm the type of person who also knows when something's right.
Hayden: And this is right... You don't have a lifeling friend in the house, do you?
Kristen: No.. It's probably you, and it's from a previous life.. I believe that. That's why you feel like you've known me for so long. It sounds stupid, but...
Hayden: I know you're a weirdo.
Kristen: But don't you think we are where we should be right now?
Hayden: Yeah, I do.
Talk returns to game for a minute... They want to let Andrew know that they're the reason he'll be safe this week.. Also, Monet this week, Brendon next week is what's best for them. Then it's back to showmancing...
This continues on for the next hour, as long as the stockade punishment is going on outside... Then they take a short break.. Then back at it hot n heavy til almost 6am!
If that's your thing, check it out on the flashback section of the live feeds.
Hayden: If we make it to the end, you and I, do you realize we have over 50 more nights of this?
Kristen: I know.
Hayden: I mean, this is brutal. Atleast it is for me.
Kristen: For me too.. I feel like I'm gonna explode..
Hayden: If you win HoH next week... I probably shouldn't though huh?
Hayden: I can sneak in..
What else is there to tell ya from late last night? Well, Rachel slept half the night on the floor in the Have Not Room, just to be closer to Brendon. She woke up and made her way to HoH just before 6am...
As of 6:30am... Not a creature is stirring...
And as you can see, Kristen's gone back to her bed, for the sake of their game.
This concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Monday!!!
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