Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
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While I get the Overnight Report together, a couple things to amuse you...
Yesterday, I asked you to email me your suggestions for a "Lovely Parting Gift" from eBay for our nominees this week. Here's a couple that made me giggle: Cry Me a River - GayTor & Please Stop Smoking - Sandra.
I woke up this morning to find a delicious new chop from C=Venus in my inbox, and she's promised me a Cassi chop before the day is out! But first... Here's "Sex and the Silly" starring Kalia. Clicking the pic will take you to C=Venus' site, where you can see all of her chops.
OK.. time to dive into the flashback machine and get to work! I'll be putting the Overnight up section by section. Please refresh this post periodically to check for more info.
Jeff, Kalia, Lawon, Dani, Dominic
Kalia: We're upper! Dublin! The red, grey and white! (etc.. it's a cheer)
Lawon: We used to be in the stands in basketball doin' beats.
Kalia: Well... I went to a white school, so they couldn't really do beats.
Jeff: That's racist.
Kalia: Totally. And true.
Jeff: Maybe so.
Kalia: Gimme a beat!
Kalia: I said beat! Gimme a beat, C'mon, do it.
Jeff: You're not the boss of me.
Kalia: Are you afraid to do it?
Jeff: Yeah.. cuz you'll make fun of me. You'll throw racial slurs at me.
Kalia: Awww. Jeffery.
Talk turns to reliability vs flakiness... Daniele says she's the most reliable person you'll ever meet. Dom says he's a big flake.
Dani: That's one of my biggest pet peeves ever.
Dani, Kalia, Dominic
The Practical Jokes continue...
Dani grabs a brownie from the HoH basket, smushes it a bit, rolls it up into toilet paper and puts it in the HoH toilet so it'll look like someone took a dump in their bathroom and just left it for them...
Dani: It's perfect.
Dani: It looks really real.
Dominic: I wanna put one in the shower.
Dani: Noo.. That's not believable.
They had back out to the HoH landing to finish their checker game.. then a little Dani/Dom thumbwar cuteness..
Dani, Jordan, Kalia, then Rachel..
Rachel enters HoH, where she finds Dani playing in Jordan's Ant Costume.
Rachel: Hey.. are you on patrol?
Dani: Patrol for what?
Rachel: To keep Dominic up all night.
Dani: What?? Why am I keeping Dominic up all night?
Kalia: So he can... (***tank the HoH)
Rachel: I'm so tired.
Dani: Why are you nervous?
Rachel: For the HoH tomorrow.
They let Jordan in on the poop practical joke...
Jordan, Dani, Rachel, Kalia, Porsche
Rachel: Jordan, do you think you'll try to move to Chicago to be with Jeff, or here, if he moves here?
Jordan: (softly) I don't know..
Porsche: I think you guys should move here, cuz Chicago gets really cold.
Rachel: So cold.
Jordan: We gotta talk about it after the show...
While Jordan, Dani, Porsche and Kalia are enjoying each other upstairs on feeds 3 and 4... talking about how to get Jeff upstairs to see the brownie in the toilet without being obvious and spoiling the joke... and watching Dominic dance on the spy screen...
Brendon and Rachel are on feeds 1 and 2, snuggled in the hammock, bickering about what to study for the HoH comp.
Dani, Kalia, Porsche
Dani's laying on Brendon and Rachel's bed... Porsche makes a discovery that grosses them all out.
Kalia: It's warm in here.
Dani: It just stinks.
Kalia: Cuz, you know why.
Porsche: It does stink a little.
Dani: Smells like dirty sex.
Porsche: That's what I'm saying.
Dani: I should definitely get off this bed.
Kalia: Did you say it smells like dirty sex?
Porsche: Look right next to you, by the way.
Dani: Ewwwwww!! What the F is that?
Porsche: And I just washed my sheets, so I know my bed is clean..
Dani: Oh. My. Word!
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff and Jordan check in with each other regarding all their game conversations of the day... and pillow talk.
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Jordan: What did Adam say..
Jeff: I forgot how we got started.. Oh, I was just swimming around and he came up to me.. I can't remember if I brought up Lawon and Kalia or if he did, but he was like, get Kalia out of here..
Jeff: I didn't harp on it much. He was like, "dude, we gotta get floaters outta here. I hate floaters." I was like, "that's fine with me, man. I'm like, dude, if it was up to me, let's get rid of Kalia and Lawon.. and then the next week they break up the partners.. and I kinda wanna go after Porsche..." I didn't know how he felt about her, but he was like, "Dude, 100%. Get her out."
Jordan: Ya know what Porsche told Kalia? Porsche goes, "I don't wanna go to the jury house. I don't wanna sit in a house for the rest of the summer." I guess she said she'd rather be home.
Jeff: Even better.
Jordan: Did you talk to Cassi?
Jeff: Not really.. just about Around the World.
Jordan: You didn't talk to her talk to her.
Jeff: mm mm
Talk turns to Shelly..
Jordan: She told me today, I would never vote you guys out and I would never put you up...
Jeff: She's so nice.
Jordan: Put of Dominic and Adam, though, I'm really leaning toward Adam now, because you can totally read everything on his face.
Jeff: Oh yeah.. like a book!
Jordan: With Dominic, you don't know... Are you nervous about tomorrow?
Jeff: no.. I mean, I think we're in a good position, ya know what I mean?
Jordan: mm hmm.. Cassi was telling me today, trying to give me advice.. She was like, y'all (paraphrasing) should get someone to put you up on the block, so they can backdoor Brendon and Rachel.
Jeff: F*ck that. Brendon and Rachel are the targets, not us. Why the f*ck would we go on the block?
Jordan: Well, she was just saying... Cuz I was telling her I was nervous about tomorrow.. And she was like, It's a bold move.
Jeff: No way. Who would you leave in here, if we had to evict one?
Jordan: I don't know... I would almost say Brendon, because I think y'all would team up and be good together... But I'd almost say Rachel, because with him gone, she'd be all emotional and crazy and probably wantin' to leave.
Jeff: Yeah.. She might just quit.
Jeff & Jordan's game thoughts continued...
Jordan: Honestly, I don't even know.. They're both good. I kinda want Brendon around just cuz he's funny..
Jeff: Yeah, hehe, I know..
Jordan: And I was saying to Shelly.. Dani's a good player.. You never hear anybody say her name.. I was like, she has won a lot of Vetoes on her season, and she's very likeable in the house... so I kinda planted that seed.
Jeff: Yeah, cuz she's gonna get far.
Jordan: Mm hmm. I think Shelly will get far too, because nobody talks about that.
Jeff: Yeah, Shelly's gonna get real far.
Dani & Kalia
Dani denies being attracted to Dominic.
Kalia: He's so attractive.
Dani: But for a kid!
Kalia: He's attractive the same way Zac Effron is attractive.
Dani: No, Zac Efron's hot.
Dani: I don't like little kids, but Zac Efron's hot! I'd definitely do something physical with him.
Kalia: Maybe if PT put on some weight.
Dani: Can you ever imagine dating a guy who's never left home, never done his own laundry..
Dani: Never cooked, never done the dishes.. Like, that's weird, right??
Kalia: I hope he moves to L.A.
Dani: So we can all hang out?
Kalia: I really just wanna meet his dog.
Dani: I really like PT though. He's one I wanna keep in contact with.
Kalia: I feel like you might... after you spend more time together.. I think you might.. change your mind.
Kalia: I just think you might grow into it.
Dani: You just think we're in love.
Kalia: No, I don't. But I do think you have an interest.. I think your interest is peaked..
Kalia: I know these things..
Meanwhile, outside on Feeds 1 & 2...
Adam, Cassi, Dom & Lawon
Dom stunk up the jacuzzi area, so they've all just relocated to the couch. It's let's talk about sex hour in the BB13 house... Dominic tells Cassi to make her list...
Cassi: OK.. Bottom would be Brendon
Lawon: The least is at the bottom.
Cassi: Yeah. The least would be Brendon.
Cassi: Yeah.. I'm not attracted to him at all.
Lawon: Least. I gotta be somewhere down there, Boo. We can't do nothin.
Cassi: hehe. Brendon, Lawon, Adam, you and then Jeff.
Dominic: What?!! Damn, Jeff.
Cassi: Jeff's sexy.
Lawon: Jeff is on a roll.
Cassi: Did everybody say Jeff?
Lawon: I didn't.
Cassi: Who'd you say?
Dominic: He gave PT the winning honors. Ching ching ka ching!
Adam: Wait a second. Where was I on that list?
Adam, Cassi, Lawon & Dominic
The benefits of Cassi leaving..
Adam: If I win Head of Household...
Dominic: Do I get to sleep in your bed?
Adam: You can sleep on the couch.
Dominic: YES!! I'm sleepin' in the HoH Room, bitches! I'm so stoked for that.
Cassi: I'm never gonna get to have my little pictures in there.. or my CDs..
Adam: Even better, you get to see the people you love.
Dominic: How bout this? If I ever win HoH, you get to see me tell everyone they're gonna be nominated.
Lawon: I dare you to tell me some sh*t like that.
Adam: You're not allowed to tell people they're gonna be nominated.
Lawon: Oh yeah.
Dominic: Oh yeah.
Cassi: I'm gonna get in touch with your mom and have her send a picture of me.. in your HoH room.
Dominic: That would be SO funny.. Everyone would be so tripped out. Photoshop it! Get in touch with my mom on facebook.. You're funny.
Cassi: You oughta tell them in there.. They've got pictures.. Ohh.. Rach? Your sister? She'd be so mad.
Adam: Wouldn't Dani be mad too?
Dominic: Dude, Dani is not like that. Now, my actual girlfriend at home wouldn't like it.
Cassi: You think you still have a girlfriend?
Dominic: You are so bad. My problem is, I can't stand hurting girls..
Cassi: You've hurt me several times..
This is ongoing and fun, if you'd like to catch it in the flashback section of the feeds... We're moving forward into the night.
Dani, Kalia, Lawon & Dominic
In case you can't see him, Dominic is snuggled between Dani and Lawon on the big bed. This once has to be viewed, not written.. Go check it out in the Flashbacks. :0) Here's a sneak...
Dani: (to Dominic and Lawon) That's like you guys made out now.
Dominic: Awww! High five, Lawon.
Kalia: Why do you insist on being in that little teeny space?
Kalia: No, this child.
Dominic: I like being cuddled.
Lawon, Dominic, Dani & Kalia
Kalia: I hope that when people give their speeches tomorrow.. I want someone to give a really great speech. Like..
Dani: Like cuz last week they sucked.
Kalia: Well, yeah. I want a steaming speech.. Like a bomb dropping speech..
They say the first of their goodnights. At this point, Dominic is still wedged between Dani and Lawon.
Dominic, Dani & Lawon
The positions have changed, with Dani now in the middle. Light, amusing chatter... What's more interesting is the hand play between Dani and Dominic...
She's bouncing her arm back and forth between his hands, and there's the occasional lingering moment that makes ya go hmmm... I'm not willing a showmance here. Check it out for yourself in the flashback section of the live feeds, and tell me what you think.
This concludes the Overnight Report! And I'm proud to announce, for the first time this season, I finished before Shelly woke up! It's 7:20am BBT, and look:
Yay, me! We'll see you back here with the Morning Report once the HGs are up and talkative.
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