Good afternoon Dishers! Hope you are ready to dive in to the craziness that is this game we all love so much. Grab a drink and let's hop into the feeds, shall we...
Cam 1/2 2:00pm BBT
Willie & Frank in HOH Room are in a deep conversation. They are solidifying their alliance, talking about doing what is best for the two of them, having each other's back, and playing the game for themselves and not their coaches
Willie: The person I trust most is you & I'm scared shitless.
Frank mentions that when he was talking to Joe the other night that Shane's name was brought up as someone who they would need to drop. He thought that was curious and was trying to get Willie's opinion of how trustworthy Janelle & her "team" is.
Willie: I trust Joe. I think he will do the wisest thing for him.
Let's just work together, dude. Let's just work together.
Frank: That's our best option
Willie: I won't backdoor ya
Frank: I won't - (can't bring himself to commit to not backdooring Willie)
Willie: That's just dirty
Frank: I hate that move
Outside on the patio Cam 3/4
Topic comes up of Shane's Cosmo appearance. The girls (Janelle & Britney) guess that he was a most eligible bachelor. Britney comes up with Willie's bio
Britney: Father of 2. Divorced. Tugboat Driver. Hobbies: Smoking. Best Feature: Lungs
Britney asks about dinner. Joe says something about sock-eye (?) salmon or sushi (Boogie's first choice). Also, says Janelle mentioned that they brought in pizza & cake on her season. Britney says they didn't do that for them. JoJo asks Britney if she eats fish, to which Britney answers that she tries not to but will if she has to. Joe picks up the hint and says he can always do chicken. We get fish from Skippy when Joe mentions Boogie's request to have his assistant bring sushi over.
Cam 1/2 HOH - Coache's SuiteRoom 2:35pm BBT
Britney & Willie
Willie: He just said. I just said you just need to be quiet.
Britney: Did he say he wouldn't nominate me
Willie: He said he wouldn't nominate me and he wouldn't backdoor me.
Britney: I told Janelle that Kara had to go because she was causing problems for our team and Dan would try to pull Wil away.
Willie: Do you think that's gonna make Wil bitter towards me?
Britney: He's really good at acting like things don't bother him, but I know that they do.
Willie: Do you think that's why he's been sleeping all day?
Britney: Because he's tired it means something bad?
Willie: Shane will end up going with Danielle. They're gonna get cozy. Which I'm gonna start getting cozy with Ashley.
Britney: We've got Ashley.
Willie: We've got JoJo. She's jealous.
Britney doesn't see the attraction of Shane. She goes in on his shell necklace.
Willie starts singing Ashley's praises. She's smarter than everyone thinks. She came up to talk game with him last night and wants Kara out. Kara's goose is cooked. Willie's target for next week is Wil. (Too bad Willie isn't HOH next week).
Britney: Let's get rid of Kara then. I'm sick of her. She's causing too much drama.
Willie: We're gonna do this. You're bringing home that $100,000 check
Britney: That would be nice. I was lucky that Shane was my first pick and nobody wanted to work with you. Even though that pissed you off.
Willie: I'll keep a tab on Frank to see where he is - from week to week
Britney: I guess I'll keep (more of) a tab on Shane and JoJo
Willie: I don't trust Shane
Britney: I don't not trust Shane. I just don't know what his motive is. Like he's just on here for exposure.
Quote du jour: All of the eggs in his basket are over with - Willie "I'm not Russell" Hantz
Cam 1/2 5:55 Kitchen
Janelle, Kara, Shane
Janelle is finishing up Boogie's birthday cake. Janelle agrees to bake cookies with her later. Baking is the only thing to do for fun.
Talk is of food & eating habits. Kara is distressed as she has been eating too much - general snacking throughout the day. The pizza she & Boogie made late last night did not agree with her tummy this morning.
Janelle is amazed that she made a cake for Boogie since she hates him. Goes to show how bored she is in the house. Shane comments that he doesn't seem that bad compared to previous seasons. Janelle warns him to wait until Boogie is in power. Shane agrees, saying that Boogie will probably be coming after him.
Janelle is teaching JoJo and Ashley how to play chess
Boogie is regaling Dan & Ian with tales of his international travels
Boogie: Japan just seems like a clusterf- and they don't speak English. Captain Redundant. (Wow! He really said that)
Talk of the Michael Fay from the United States who got caned in Singapore for theft and vandalism. Dan says that American citizens deserve to be treated the same as any other person in their respective country, just as we subject everyone to our laws & penalties when they are in the US.
Boogie turns and asks Dan if he supports water-boarding. Dan says there are certain things we as citizens should not be aware of in order to protect our safety & well-being. (Treading on dangerous & controversial ground here, fellas)
Cam 3/4 Bathroom 3:19pm BBT
Danielle is complaining about an injury sustained in the POV competition. Her ankle is swollen & bruised. Kara advises her to take 4 Advil and put an ice pack on it (Irony, anyone?). Frank enters and Danielle shows off her boo-boo (because that's what Kindergarten teachers call them) to him. (Zinger spots an attention-seeker...I know my kind anywhere).
Kara: Oh, Frank. Should we plan our outfits for Thursday so we can coordinate?
Frank: I'm trying to work on my tan for Julie (or did he call her Jules?)
Lol, Kara has given Dan the nickname "Lt. Dan". Oh the Chop CVenus can do with that one. And with that...I leave you in the mighty hands of our resident Dish Goddess for the Late Afternoon Report.