The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday! Round and Round they go! Where Ashley votes, nobody knows. At last count, it looked like Ashley was promising her vote to Shane and JoJo, but who really knows with her? Not I! And there are plenty of hours til The Live Show.
If you were early to bed last night, and you need catching up, please have a look at Zinger and Lessa's terrific coverage. The direct links for those posts, and Monday afternoon are here:
Ashley, JoJo, Britney, Shane
Ashley: They want Dan out. They're really gung ho about that.
JoJo; They want Dan out? But how do we believe that?
Ashley: That's what Janelle said.
JoJo: I don't believe anything she says.
Shane turns off the light, and Ashley thinks the night vision isn't on yet. (It is) Britney says goodnight and 1 arm hugs the have nots.
Shane: I told Ashley, if she hears any rumors about you..
JoJo: Obviously, it's a lie. You're a smart girl. I'm not blatantly gonna make any lies about people.
Ashley: I'm not gonna believe it.
Shane: Just don't let anyone influence you. We let Willie influence us..
JoJo: And look at the situation we're in.
Dan, Boogie, Ian
Upstairs, the chatter is about ages on shows..
Back to feed 3..
JoJo: Do we wanna keep the 3 people who can't be trusted?
Ashley: Which 3?
JoJo: It'd be a huge game changer. It'd be great for the show.
Ashley: I would love that.
JoJo: If you could get Ian on board.. and when the time is right, Frank needs to know about Joe. I really hope this works guys.
Ashley: It can definitely happen.
Shane: You know what Janelle's like.
Ashley: Joe's gonna use the whole cooking thing.
Shane: Jenn and Joe are both floaters. Wil, you know you can't trust because of what he did to Kara.. Danielle hasn't proven herself.
JoJo: You guys are ok with getting Danielle out? Really?
Shane: I'm close with her, but I'm voting for you.. You're in my alliance.
Ashley: Ian will stay with us.
Shane: I think so too. But we've gotta trust him that if he wins HoH, he wont put s up.
JoJo: And Frank is his biggest threat.. It could work if we don't get too confident..
Ashley: I'm 100% on board, and i thinnk this could work.
Shane: Are you being honest with us, ort are you throwing us a curveball?
Frank, Janelle, Wil
Wil: She's gonna come in this house, guns blazing.
Frank: But her guns blazing.. what is that even.
Wil: But whenever someone comes back, they're out fast.
Frank: Even if she does come back, we have to get rid of Shane.
Skippy Flips back to Have Nots..
JoJo: We can't talk about this.. and with Janelle, just tell her whatever she wants to hear..
Ashley: I just can't stand the obnoxiousness. I just can't.
Shane: Ash, just imagine the look on her face when she finds out that Wil and Joe are going up.
Ash: She keeps talking about how they're going to protect me. Well, you two are going to protect me too, and I don't see Wil or Joe winning any competitions.
Shane: It might piiss em off if you dcide to hve your own individual vote, but they're not gonna put you up.. you're still on the team. No talking tomorrow.
JoJo: It's hard for me, cuz I want to say what's on my mind so bad..
Ashley: I'm so proud of you.. just laying low..
JoJo: I want Britney to have a comeback..
Shane: She has the potential of losing 2 players in 6 days. (to Ash) We're never gonna drop you as a friend either.. Willie stood by that too..
Ashley: I was so chill with you guys. I can't even get through to anybody else. Even Wil..
JoJo: he's an actor.
Ashley: Wil's just paranoid cuz he knows he's a target.
Shane: If you guys were to stick with your top 6..
JoJo: I'm just glad it's possible to beat Wil and Frank at something. You're good at competitions.
Ashley: Thank you.
Shane: Guys, we have the numbers. If any of us get put up next week, it's only gonna be Wil, Joe and Jenn..
Ashley: Jenn just wants to..
Shane: But after what she just did to you?
Ash: She just wants to put a target on your back.
JoJo: Ashley, there will be comps that you're really good at. I don't wanna geet too far ahead, but I would love for this to be the final 3.
Shane: We can just all sleep on that.. Not bring it up tomorrow.. Let Britney..
Ashley: Let's just let Joe and Wil dig their own graves tomorrow..
JoJo: Just yes them to death..
Ashley: I gave her inside information, and she put it on blast..
Shane: Boogie's basically using her, cuz he knows he can expend her. He knows she's not gonna bring hin to the final 2.
Ashley: We're good, you guys. Let's just chill tomorrow, and we'll reconvene Wednesday. Janelle is not in this game, and she thinks she's invisible, but she can put a big target on my back.. That whole Pixie Trixie thing is annoying..
JoJo: Ashley don't let her convince you please..
Shane: Know what would be sick? If Kara comes back Thursday night, because of Willie..
Ashley: She probably hates me.
Shane: No, no.. If she hates anyone, it's Wil. How can someone do that?
Ashley: Here's what we have to do.. We can't talk about it, cuz then Janelle will be up my ass.
BB: Janelle, please go to the Diary Room.
Ashley: I'm just gonna tell her, we're different people.. we play different games.. I don't have to play the same game as you.
Shane: She's gotta realize that.
JoJo: And if anyone of us make it to the end, you wanna know you made it there on your own game, not because your coach brought you there.. You have to think about that..
They wrap it up.. Ashley says goodnight and turns out the light. JoJo jokes that she's feeling around for her bed..
Shane: I have a 5 date rule.. 5 dates before sex.
JoJo: Sex. ew. Who said I wanted sex.
Shane: Alright, so no game talk at all tomorrow. If you hear me, slap me.
JoJo: I hope it works. Goodnight.. Ti amo, Grande Fratello.
Shane: What's that mean?
JoJo: I love you, Big Brother.
Britney, Boogie, Ian
Boogie: There's not a lot of lookers in here for ya.
Britney: Shane is not really my type.. I like a guy who's real lumberjack looking.
Boogie: Like Lane..
Britney: I like a guy who has abs cuz he's out there working with an axe..
Britney: Frank's very organized, it was I'm noticing.
Chatter about AllStars... Talk turns to Danielle Reyes. Boogie expected to see her this season.
Joe, Wil, Dan, Frank
Wil: Words don't bother me.. it's actions..
Ashley: It just makes me think Janelle's protecting Wil.
Danielle: We've got each other.. I just felt this morning that she was talking about me.
Ashley: She just likes to be mean. I just hate the mean stuff.
Danielle: And you're not that girl.. but you're having to be that girl to appease her.
Ashley: All she wants to do is talk sh*t.
Danielle: Me n Dan are close.. even before Kara left, we've always been close.
Ashley: When I was in there, Janelle was talking about Kara's the number 1 race horse and he wants to protect the number one horse.
Danielle: So she said Dan was just protecting Kara, not me.
Danielle: ok.. so but.. She had to have said something about me..
Ashley: I would say, well people think I'm just a pawn, and then she would deny it, so she's very contradicting. I think that's the only reason she used the key on me..
Danielle: So does she think I'm like a weak player?
Ashley: She doesn't flat out say it.. but she would just call Kara the racehorse.. I just think Janelle plays dirty, and I don't like that. That's what made me so emotional today.
Danielle: I'm just gonna have to go to the DR if I need to cry. What did she say about me, honestly? Like if she likes me or not..
Ash: She likes you.. Half the time we're talking, she's being mean, but not to you. She's talking crap about Shane and JoJo.
Danielle: You promise you're not gonna vote to evict me.
Ash: Yeah, I'll tell you what's going on.
Danielle: It wasn't towards you, but that comment really hurt my feelings. Between Kara and I, Dan would talk more to me than Kara, because she was too emotional to handle it.
Ash: Oh right.. She had those anxiety problems..
Danielle: He couldn't tell her stuff he would tell me.. just cause he didn't think she could handle it. Dan doesn't tell us what to do.. He makes suggestions.. And he would tell her, and she'd be like, no, I'm not doin' that.
Ashley: That sucks.. to have that feeling.
Checking the backyard crew of Frank, Janelle, Wil, Ian, Boogie and Joe.. They're talking about last season.
Janelle: Lawon didn't make Jury??
Ian: No, because of the twist.
Talk in the backyard has moved on to Willie..
Joe: Yeah.. He didn't like it when I called him a pussy.
Frank: He cracked like a f'in egg.
Joe: We cracked the bastard.
Ian: He comes to me 2 times within 20 minutes Thursday afternoon. He's like, you just gotta vote Frank out. I'm like, I can't do that. he's my team member. He's like, We're so different. No one would suspect. I'm gonna use intimidation in this game.
Janelle: No sh*t.
Ian: Then 20 minutes later.. He's like if you win the HoH, are you gonna nominate me? I'm like, probably.. He's all, Louisiana boys.. I was just like, if I ever get the HoH, I'm putting him p so fast.
Frank: if anyone needs to watch what they say, it's Ian. He could probably run into him.
Talk turns to Dan's Memphis hat..
Ian: That was bad. 2 separate times in 20 minutes.
Janelle: He laid into Jenn hard too.
Ian: And then Ashley..
Janelle: That's what pissed me off.
Ian: I was glad you brought her in.. I don't wanna watch a movie. I just wanna watch that episode.
Janelle: We should ask for Boston Rob to come in the house.. cuz he kicked Willie's brother's ass.
Dan says goodnight..
Frank: I think I'm about to be getting ready for bed myself.
Joe: So we got another fun-filled day tomorrow..
Frank: Today was pretty chill. Except Ashley.. I can't believe Kara just bald faced lied to her.
Janelle: Who knows if it was Shane of JoJo though.. They've been talking to her too. I heard through the grapevine that Shane and JoJo might be starting a showmance.
Ian: I live in that room. They joke, but that's all there is to it. Danielle clearly, clearly had a crush on him, but I think she's over him now.
Janelle: She is. She thinks he's too skinny.. She likes him, but it bugs her that he doesn't eat.
Several agree he's the best looking guy in the cast. Frank is mock offended.
Ian: Shane was cast as the guy all the 14 year old girls would repeat dial for if anything comes along.
Frank: He punched a wall out of anger. I don't know if they're gonna like that.
Ian: He punched a wall?
Wil: Right before the Willie thing happened.
2am.. Dan and Danielle are talking in the bathroom on 3/4. We're flipping to them.
Dan: he's always staring at me and watching me, and looking at what I'm looking at.
Dan: Janelle's team. Let's just hope they fall apart.
Danielle: I don't think... There's no way they put up JoJo.. I've been working my ass off.
Dan: You'll already be packed, so we can move our stuff upstairs..
Very low whispering.
Danielle: The odds are not in my favor. I talked to ... and he told me.. He talked to janelle.. He was like, I just want you to know, you and Ashley are not my targets. Shane told me. I'm gonna give it my all, but if he beats me..
Janelle, Wil, Joe, Frank.. Ian returns
Ian: I just mooned the camera and heard the production team howl. (not shown)
Wil: Why did you moon the camera?
Ian: Because it was funny.
Janelle: It's like 5am.. Good morning, east coast!
We flip inside for a moment as Ian walks to go to bed...
Ian: That's the thing. You flirt with me? You're gonna see a little skin. You already got your taste.
Joe, Wil, Frank, Janelle
Joe: She was so pissed. She was like, That' f'in redneck!
Frank: She called me a redneck??
Joe and Wil pursue the anti-Jen commentary for a minute, then move on to teasing Janelle.. and Bathroom etiquette in the BB house.
Joe: I walk in there, and Danielle's layin' all over Shane, and I'm like, This is the Sh*tter! Find another room to hang out! It bugs the sh*t outta me that people lay there. What makes that room the room?
Janelle: I only hang out there late at night.
Joe: I come in to take a shower, there's 4 people hanging out in there. Hey, ok! I'm just gonna flop it in the wind.
**crackin up. hard to type. flashback on this one. feed 1, 5:20am. good stuff. make sure you have no liquids in your mouth.
They start talkin' smack on Jojo.
Wil: She looks like Dobby from Happy Potter.
Janelle: I feel bad for her. She doesn't have a classy style. She came out in that outift and Boogie was like, "Know your role." hahah. Then she wants people to be independent, but she was Willie's lap dog for 2 weeks.
Then on to Kara.. and Shane..
They start speculating about people coming in, and Frank throws out an interesting theory..
Frank: I wonder if they'll bring in rookies.. 3 people who've been waiting in the wings the whole time.. only 1 will get in, and the other 2 just go home..
Wil: The only theory we all agree on is that there's a possibility someone comes back.
Frank: I'm ready for this Thursday, because if Julie mentions Jury, we know no one's coming back.
Janelle: How many are left?
Wil: Have they ever shortened a season?
Janelle: I'm so glad that trade twist didn't happen. That would've been bad. It would've just been dumb to trade.. Theonly person it made sense for was Britney.. or Dan.
Frank: I could've seen Boogie trading for a Shane, maybe.. just to strengthen the team..
Janelle: Britney told me she was thinking of trading.
Frank: Britney's a little snake, a little bit.. a little short snake..
2:32a Joe says g'night and heads inside.. Here's the quad.
Wil mocks Joe a bit, but Janie swings it back..
Janelle: That was hilarious. I love eagle eye Joe.
Frank: I'm glad he's on our side. I can't believe Jenn went off that hard.
Jenn: She's quick to jump down a guy's back, but she's fond of the ladies. I think she's finally caught on to JoJo though..
Frank: I do feel bad for her though.. a little..
Wil: I feel bad for her sister.. "My stylist, Francesca."
Janelle: No, that would be your sister.
Frank: She's a cute girl. She is. The sun too long isn't gonna be good for her. She needs to just take a little better care of herself.
Janelle: I think she's a little delusional.
Frank: We're talkin' mad sh*t. She really is a sweet kid.
Janelle: She's like a year younger than you.
Frank: I'm an old man..
Talk turns to Britney..
Frank: The other day she said, I've matured so much since I was 22. I was like, 2 years ago? STFU!
Janelle asks Wil about his type.. If BB could've put the perfect guy in the house..
Janelle: Does he look like Ricky Martin?
Wil: No, don't say that. You're gonna make my testicles fall off.
Frank: Hugh Jackman?
Wil: No! I got eye-raped by him on the west side highway. Creeped. me. out.
Wil decides his type is between a young, quiet Alec Baldwin and current Jason Siegel.
Talk turns to the producer's decision to make Britney a coach. They don't understand the logic there.
Janelle: I thought it was gonna be Rachel, because of the rumors.. Or Danielle Reyes..
Frank: Yeah, Britney.. surprised me.
Janelle: I mean, I can understand them bringing me, Boogie and Dan back for coaches..
Wil: Shane needs to go.
Janelle: You need to win HoH, and you can put up whoever you want.
Janelle, Wil and Frank head in for bed.. Janelle washes her face downstairs. Wil goes up to the HoH with Frank to sleep in the nice bed.
And this concludes the Overnight Report! See you when the HGs wake up. ☺