Tuesday Morning in the Big Brother 14 House

Wakey-wakey, Houseguests! It's time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds!

8:15am  The HGs have just been woken for the day, but while the lights are now on, most of them are steadfastly ignoring the call.  Ashley and Wil are the only 2 vertical at the moment.  Wil just snuck up on Ashley in the bathroom and gave her quite a fright.

While the HGs are dawdling, I'm heading over to check out the eBayDailyDeals and see what kind of trouble I can get myself into..

8:21am Ashley joins Boogie and Wil in the kitchen, and they all notice they're locked in.  Boogie wanted to go outside and run.. Instead he goes to inquire as to why, but the DR wont let him in.

***Please oh Please let it be for a MASSIVE Endurance Comp build! I know it's early for Endurance, but.. I do so love Endurance Comps on the live feeds and this would so make my week. :0) By the way, if you'd like to try the live feeds out free for 3 days, that's the link to make it happen.

8:27am
Wil and Boogie remain in the kitchen.  Slowly others are coming to life and learning of the lockdown.  Jenn.. JoJo... Joe.. With every new person who wakes up and asks about the lockdown, Boogie says, "I tried to go in the DR to ask, but they wouldn't let me in."

**And I jump for joy in hope!

8:32am
Joe's complaining about how awful his bed is, and Wil pipes in, "Well lemme tell ya. Frank let me sleep up there last night.  That is the bed.  I didn't even dream.  I just slept."

Boogie: Ooh!  The time!  Maybe they are doing something special.  There's no way they're waking us up at 8:30 just to get the day started.

8:40am We have happy chatters on 1 and 2, and sleeping lumps on 3 and 4.

JoJo: What do you think's happening outside?
Boogie: I'm thinking a luxury comp.  Maybe we win a grill.
JoJo: A grill.  Specifically a grill. hehe.
Boogie: Ir it could be a contest to win a movie upstairs..  We woke up at 8:15 today, on a day when there's nothing.  That to me is a clue. 

Wil: If there was a competition today, they would have told us about it yesterday.. Wouldn't they?
Boogie: No.  Know what would be cool?  If it was a contest to win a drive in movie... What are the broad comedies this summer?  It's usually something that's coming out the week you do it..

8:45a
JoJo: Don't they usually bring in a cool host too?
Boogie: Like a past houseguest.
Wil: Jodiiii
Boogie: Like one who's actually spent a night in the house.  Yeah, that would be fun if they bring in a past houseguest. Is Will Kirby comin' in the backyard??!☺
Wil: You're like the kid on Christmas, tryin' to spoil the surprise.
Boogie: Open the present early.  You can't think of one summer comedy that was coming out?
Joe: Not I.  Anybody but David Hasselhoff.
Boogie: He doesn't even really work anymore.
Wil: Maybe Melissa McCartney..
Boogie: She makes sense.. New movie and works for CBS.. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

8:54am
Boogie: I think I thought of it!  The Watch.. with Jonah Hill, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughan.. That would be cool.  Who knows.  They could just open it up in 10 minutes.

9am rolls around, and we're deep in restaurant chatter with Boogie and Joe.

9:13am Restaurant chatter continues. I'm saving my wrists for game or funny.

**Hey, BB! How bout a peek on the backyard for the feeders?? We've been very good.

9:20am
The creatures are stirring..
Joe, Wil and Boogie are chatting it up on F1/2
JoJo, Jenn and Shane are talking in the bathroom on F3/4

Shane: Putting make up on me?  Passes the time.  Nailpolish?  Not gonna happen.  Are you ticklish?  I'll stop touching you.  I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.
JoJo: I'm not uncomfortable.
Shane; What'd they say?  DRs in a half hour?
Jenn/JoJo: mm hmm

Jenn: Something's going down, obviously.. but I don't think everyone got up.
BB: You are not allowed to talk about production.
JoJo: Is that us?  They don't like it when we make predictions.
Jenn: Sorry, BB.

JoJo: He's gonna come host.
Jenn: That would suck.
JoJo: He's not allowed back here.

9:30am

JoJo: I can't wait to put makeup on you.
Shane: You're gonna do it?
JoJo: Yeah, but I wont put eyeliner on you.
Jenn: I'll put guy-liner on you.. 

9:40am
F1/2
Talk around the dining table is about Jodi and what a different house it would've been with her in it.  Britney joins the living and comments on the lockdown.  Boogie invites her to join in the speculation.  She's not interested, but she is a bit cranky about being woken up for DRs in a half hour, and no one being called yet.

9:45am
Shane comes into the kitchen area, all country clubbed up.  Boogie teases him about going golfing.  Jenn says she's actually had to go golfing on music business trips before, and she would've really preferred a strip club.

10am
Danielle reluctantly joins the living, and she's treated to snuggles on the bathroom couch.

Britney: How is everyone this lovely locked in morning?
Wil: Fabulous.
Shane: You would walk around naked if you could, wouldn't ya?
Wil: 24/7.

Wil's showering and hock-tuey spitting in the shower..  Britney's doing her face. 

10:03am
BB: Houseguests, the lockdown is over.  You are now free to move about the house.
Britney: Yay. Maybe they just had to fix something.
Carolyn: Boo!


10:05a
Joe heads outside to check. Frank and Dan are up and eating breakfast. JoJo too.

Joe: Nothing is different out there.
Boogie: Thanks for psyching us out.
JoJo: We thought we were so smart, figuring everything out.

10:08am - Feed 3
Wil emerges from the shower and joins Danielle at the mirror.

Danielle: Why doI have to be one of the 1st to go?
Wil: Cuz you're ____.
Danielle: Oh yeah.l I didn't think about that.  Awesome.

10:10am
Feed 1/2
Couch
Britney, Boogie

JoJo's talking to Jenn by the jacuzzi.  Nothing offensive.  Just being JoJo. Britney glares at her, unable to contain her annoyance from Boogie.

Britney: oh my God.

Joe joins and has a smoke.. Frank joins them on the couch.. BB calls Shane in to the Diary Room.

 Chatter about tv shows on 1/2.  Flat Ironing, shaving  and makeup with Wil, Dan and Danielle on 3 and 4.

10:24am
Dan joins the couch crew on Feed 1/2.

Brit: What??
Dan: That's a dispproving motherly stare.
**mm hmm

Dan: If you could only have 1 spice, what would it be?
Joe: Cilantro!
Boogie: Boom.  No hesitation.

Joe waxes poetic about Cilantro..

10:34am
Feed 1/2 - Wil's telling a story about the town spinster who met a prince charming.
**There's hope for me yet.

Feed 3 - JoJo and Jenn are Jacuzzi adjacent, talking about facebook and promotions..

Jenn: Danielle and I are shooting the sh*t last night.. Just cuz I'm trying to talk a lot with you and her, cuz I'm making my own decision..

10:38am - Cam 3 flips to the bathroom..Then fishies, as the couch hgs keep talking about people who haven't signed releases.

10:39am - Cam 3 - Janelle and Ashley have joined the living.

Janelle: I like gettin' ready with you, Trix.
Ashley: Me too.

Joe: Did you hear the story of my dad last night?  How he got a DUI?
Boogie: No.
***Skippy, relax.

10:45am
Camera 1/2 Bathroom -Janelle, Ashley - Tanning is on the agenda.

Camera 3/4 Kitchen/Dining - Frank, Britney, Ian, Dan, Danielle - Breakfast prepping and eating.  Dan's making breakfast for whoever wants some.

BB: Frank, Janelle, please change your batteries.

10:50am
Danielle joins Jenn at the table. Connect, connect, connect with the voters.
Danielle: Oh my gosh.  I never laughed so hard yesterday.

10:53am
Feed 1 and 2
Joe, Wil, Boogie

Quite the Story!

Joe: Did I ever tell you about when my dad faked his own death?  He'd bought all my brothers and I new cars, and he was like, can ya'll hide the cars in the backyard.. and not use em?

Boogie: He hadn't paid for em.
Joe: So before he died, it comes down to the end.. He disappears.. My mom had tried to commit suicide.. He just left. Said he was goin' off to die.  We left.  They took everything.  This was when I was in high school.  We went from top barrel to project white guys.  He disappeared.  Went to live in Florida.
Boogie: How'd you find him?
Joe: He went to Florida, and found some old woman, and was gonna try to scam her out of her money before she died.  We were happy.  My brothers and I.  Mom wasn't.  She found him in FLorida and left us and went to be with him.
Boogie: Left you to be with him??
Joe: Yeah.  Then almost a year goes by, and they invite me to come down and meet em.  I get down there.. He's my dad again. He's got money.  I don't know where it's coming from.  Then one day I wake up and I'm told, we're on the run.  I'm like, We're on the run?  What do you mean?  There's like 80 state troopers pulling into the back.  Somehow, we split.  Dads on the run.  Mom and I are on the run back to Kentucky.  And by the way.. the whole dying thing?  He was taking exlax, like 5 boxes a day, to make it look like he was dying.. losing weight.  So anyway, we kinda left him there.. He's on the run for almost a year.. He's tryin to make a deal with his lawyer to get back.. He was facing  110 years in prison for white collar crimes.. Land Fraud.. Lied about money he had.. So he's comin' home to my mother's mothers house to give himself up.. and his attorney has set up a plea deal.  In the end, he's a 100% disabled veteran.  Legally, he is declared insane because of PTSD.  In the end, his lawyer basically said, because of your disorder you could kill and I'd have you out of jail in 30 days.  In the end.. He ended up getting 8 months in a federal prison.. one of them fancy prisons..
Wil: Like where Martha Stewart went.
Boogie: Then he came home?
Joe: Then he came home, and he lived a pretty clean life.. He wrote this letter telling me he thought I was gay, cuz I was going to culinary school.. not following in the family footsteps.. In the end.. What are ya gonna do?  As I always say, You only get 1 dad. I mean.. He had 19 confirmed kills.  How do you kill 19 people and come out right?

11:04am Britney joins, enthusiasm personified.  She asks what's up.

Joe: My life story.
Britney: Oh.  Continue where you left off.

He takes a pass. Talk turns to tv shows... then pain clinics and the illicit activity that happens around them.

11:15am BBT
Feed 3/4 - Happy Chatters talking about Robyn Kass and Twitter
Dan, Ashley, Ian, Jenn, Frank, Danielle, janelle


Frank: Robyn, yo! Send me a banner.  I wanna know wh won the Silva fight, yo.
Dan: She's lost a ton of weight.  Not that she was ever fat, but she looks great now.

Ian: I barely tweet at all.
Ashley: I tweet a lot.  You're supposed to tweet like 5 times a day, if you want a lot of followers.
Dan: What do you tweet?
Ashley: I'll quote Drake.. Love my clients.. Some positive quotes..
Dan: Do you tweet the events you're gonna do?
Jenn: Yeah.  Lots of stuff. Events. Crazy drunk tweets. Little diary entries..
Janelle: I always do what I'm eating.
Jenn: I like asking them questions.
Janelle: I don't interact too much.
Jenn: You probably have a shit ton of followers.  How many do you have?
Dan: 10k.
Jenn: I have 2k.

Janelle: I have 20,000... but when I did BB, there was only myspace.
Ian: The logo with the 3 people.. That represents the 3 people who still use it.
Danielle: Only 3 people use myspace?
Ian: Pretty much.
Jenn: It just became very un-user friendly.
Janelle: I liked that on myspace you could show your personality.
Danielle: I went to a dance with some guy, and he put up my picture as his background.. and it was tiled.. so it was a little one of my face like a million times.  My friend called me, and she was like, Murph, you gotta go look at this page.  Don't freak out.

Jenn: The thing with Myspce.. They're trying to make it a music destination, but that's not happening. Reverb nation has that locked down.. And Sound Cloud.  I wonder what will be the next after facebook, or is that gonna dominate for a while?
Ian: I think facebook is a lock for a while.  Even old people have it.  The only people left on myspace are Tom and a couple of 13 year olds.
Janelle: Do you have twitter, Danielle?
Danielle: Yeah.. @DanielleAlexisM.  I just tweet random stuff that comes to my head.

Timecheck - 11:30am

We step outside to feed 1 and 2 to listen in.. Wil, Britney and Boogie are talking about the Stand your ground law.. and then moving on the the Casey Anthony jury...


11:40am
Joe's prepping food.  Shane's showering.  Dan's ready for some pool time.  Boogie's ready to work out.  Janie's blowing on her nails to dry them...  and I'm gonna take a quick little break before I open up a nooner post. :)


11:45am
Frank: I've gotta go do some blogging, so nobody come up there for a little while.
Janelle: Are we doing pictures today or tomorrow?
Frank: Today.. in about an hour.



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