Big Brother 14: Endurance Comp Coverage
Happy Endurance Comp Night!!! The game of Big Brother 14 has been completely reset! The coaches are now players, and it's every HG for him or herself! Also, since the game is reset, that means No eviction, and Shane gets to play for HoH!
Well, the HGs called it! And now they're all fighting for their lives in the game! We'll be here covering the comp until we have a winner. I've got three 5 shot trenta americanos on standby.. and one already in me... no joke.
This is where Big Brother legends are made.. Who will that be tonight?? There is truly no comparison to watching an Endurance Comp with your own eyes... and no excuse not to when the free trial of the live feeds is as close as a mouse click.
7:10pm BBT Feeds are back!! Looks like everyone is still in it, and they are getting DOUSED!!
Joe: It's the eye of the tiger.. It's the thrill of the fight.
Shane: Stay in it, Brit! Fight!
Boogie: Brit's like, we're not a team anymore..
Dan: What's it feel like to watch people be tortured.
Brit: I don't think being next to Ian and his jolly attitude was a good idea for me..
Dan: (referring to the game people with the water) Their hits.. You've got Janelle and Dan. Make sure you hittem in the mouth.
Janelle's turned herself around.. trying trying to find a good way to be.. and back to front again.. Boogie has a band across his eyes. I don't know why. birds start flying at them..
Boogie and Brit are quietly talking.. as are Dan and Janelle..
All of a sudden, the birds poop all over them!
Janelle: you guys are just weird.
Boogie: That's so wrong.
Ashley: I would much rather be at Geisha House..
Boogie: I might Willie this shit. F this.
Ash: He's gonna try to make a deal.. This is gonna get insane..
Boogie: I can't win this. This is your contest, Ian. I've got a 180 pounds.. I'm gonna hang out for a while though..
7:23pm Bring on the rain!Looking at their faces.. Ashley looks very mind over matter.. Boogie looks like he's ready to wuss out any second. You look..
Frank: Dammit, yo. Lemme rest my arms for one second..
And the wall tilts forward.. Brit and Janelle are whispering.. Boogie's talking up Ian..
Frank: I already dropped a deuce.
Brit: Things are gonna get miserable in a couple hours when the sun goes down.. At the most, I'll last an hour and a half..
Ian: How long did the surfboard??
Brit: That's what we were talking about.. I think an hour and a half..
Janelle and Dan are both looking good.
Shane: Ok, let's get down to it. Which one of ya'll coaches pushed the button?
Boogie: Not me.
Dan: Not me.
Janelle: Not me.
Ian: Can you imagine being Jodi? Sitting in sequester for 34 days.. and someone hits the button?? I hate to say it, but Willie was right..
Boogie: Willie was right?
Ian: He was all, "Play your own game."
Frank: I'm gonna have to work out biceps for a friggin month..
Wil: If you have any left.
Frank: Why don't we step up the odds and go one armed??
Here's Jenn.. Hangin' in quietly..
Boogie: This sucks. So collldd..
Wil: And we're back to day 1!
Wil's looking in excellent spirits..
Frank: The sea.. She's a mean bitch..
Checking in on Ian.. His body weight will help him in some areas and betray him in others. Once it gets cold, others will have an advantage..
Dan, Janie and Brit are in constant and quiet communication with one another.. Frank's talking plenty of smack.. Boogie's still hanging on, but as the sole coach who didn't hit the button, who knows for how long..
Boogie: Lean with it, rock with it.. Lean with it..
One hour in - and everyone is still hanging. Must be time for birds!
Shane: Thanks ya'll.
Boogie: He called it from the get go. I said no. They wouldn't ruin such a great concept! And here I am, hanging on. And Freezing. AUGH...
I love the random artistic view:
Dan: Good job guys!
7:56 - Time Check.
Jen looks solid. Ashley too. No one wants to be the first to drop.
Boogie: Find a happy place.
Brit: Who was THAT? Boogie!
(someone) who farted?
Brit: It was so wet!
Boogie: it's a lot easier when watching at home.
Frank: ♫Everybody clap your hands.
Ian: If I get "PLease exchange your microphone for one in the storage room," I'm calling rigged.
Boogie: Is this deeper here?
Janelle: not at all..
Boogie: This is ridiculous. I don't wanna.. but I'm really hurtin..
Ashley: You're ready to fall.. You're tired..
Boogie: It's been fun, guys. I'm out.
And just like that, Jenn drops too. I guess she just didn't want to be 1st. She and Boogie hug on the sidelines..
Boogie: I'm just lookin' at everybody.. Shane, Frank.. THey'll be up there for 10 hours.
And with a splash.. Joe's out too!
ALL: Good job, Joe!
Frank: (spotting some crew members) Awww, hell no, yo?! Ya'll eatin' pizza??
Boogie: I'll cook you diJourno, Ian.
Joe: 210 pounds aint cuttin' it..
Boogie: 180 aint either. Do you want a water, Jenn? This comp was built for certain people.. Light weight.. Shane's muscles..
Shane: I broke my shoulder 5 years ago..
Frank: We gotta bone protruding over here! Are the feeds on showing this right now?
Boogie: Ian looked over at me and said, how many hours do you have in you? OK.. I'm out. I think he's like 110.. Like.. a girl.
Brit looks like she's feeling no pain..
Dan: Can we get an update from the peanut gallery? How's everyone lookin'?
Joe: Girls are lookin' the best.
Frank: F*ck you, Joe.
Joe: Girls aren't even struggling.. or Ian..
Boogie: Do you think your outfit worked with the water?
Ian: Yeah.. basically a wetsuit.
Shane: Good job, everyone.. Nice work. Way to go Brit.. Actually.. I don't have to suck up anymore.. You're not my coach.
Joe: Lookin' good, Ash.. You look like you could live up there.
Ash: Just chillin'.
Janelle and Brit have a nice stretch while they can..
Dan: (to Ash and Ian) How are the star-crossed lovers down there? This is your Titanic moment.. Can you get a kiss in over there, Ian?
Ashley and Ian check in with eachother, quietly offering encouragement..
Just as I notice them, Frank sees Danielle's lips trembling..
Frank: Gettin' chilly out here?
Danielle: (nods) ♫It's a hard knock life for us..
Dan: How long you think we been goin'?
Frank: About 15-20 minutes.
Wil: Hey Girrrl..
Frank: Do your thing..
Dani: So we don't have a conpetition tomorrow?
Ash: We're all haves this week.
Wil: Wine tasting party..
Dani: Why would we have a comp if we're all haves?
Frank: Fight for what we're gonna eat..
8:23 check on the man to beat..
Brit: What's harder? This or labor?
Ian: What do you prefer, Janelle? This or the pressure cooker.
Janelle: Well that lasted 14 hours..
Ian: Do you think this will?
Shane: Good job, Danielle..
Wil: Good job, "hangin'" in there..
Frank: Git it!
Dani: If you fart..
Wil: I'm sorry!
Ash is quietly in her happy place..
Shane is trying to find a happy place.. My thoracic is empathetic.
Frank: (to the camera crew) Hey, you guys can go home in 15 minutes, if there's 2 cases of beer here in 15 minutes... What's gettin' me is I have more slack on my right side than I do on my left.
Shane: More actual rope?
8:30pm BBT Everyone but Boogie, Jenn and Joe are still in it! EPIC battle tonight. EPIC!
8:35pm Frank's the smack talker of the bunch.. I think it's more to keep himself entertained than anything strategic at this point..
Focus and determination are the name of the game. Shane and Janelle ring out "Good job, guys" to the HGs at large..
Shane: Dude, this water smells like ass.
**not touching that.
Shane: Ian did piss in it so..
Frank: oh!! That was cold!
Frank: Warn us next time!
Wil gives off a shiver.. 1st I've seen from him.. They are all completely soaked to the core.
Ashley slips off, and she's OUT!
Ash: Yeah.. I didn't mean to do that.
Dan dives in and takes himself out..
Remaining in the Comp are... Shane, Frank, Ian, Janelle, Brit, Danielle, Wil
Here's the peanut gallery.. looking very Gilligan's Island
Joe: Danielle could go all night too. Look at her face.
Boogie: Yeah. New attitude too. Weird new cocky swagger.
Jenn: It's nice.
Brit starts quoting Housewives of Atlanta..
Brit: I don't want a dildo in my ass today..
Janelle: Shout out to Nene Leaks.
Danielle: Kiefer (Keith?) (new Mike O) Can we have a new time update?
***it's 8:51pm - you just hit the 2 hour mark. nice job, hgs!
Shane: Fuuuuck.. My frikkin shoulder might pop outa joint.
Brit: Does it look easier than it is, Dan?
Dan: Nope. Good job, guys.
8:55pm We hear the telling bird caws.. Splat!
Shane: Yummy! That got in my mouth. Shit!
Frank: There's a lot more around me and Wil than anyone else. It barely got you.
Shane: It got me! uughhh.
8:56pm - Big boy's in pain..
Shane: (softly) C'mon, stay with it, Frank. Stay with it.
Shane: Good job, guys.. and girls.. Keep it up!
Ash: Good job, guys.
Brit: Good job, Shane.
Frank: Bottomed out, yo! I'm used to that sound.
Shane: Frank! Really?
9pm BBT - Here comes the rain...
Wind, Rain and Major tilting!! Shane's calling out support to everyone.. individually..
Frank and Shane look like they're struggling the most. Frank, more than Shane..
There is so much wind and rain being blown right now, you can barely make out the HGs..
Over 2 hours into it, and 7 strong souls remain: Shane, Frank, Wil, Danielle, Janelle, Britney, Ian
9:As Janelle bends over to talk to Ian, his face is the picture of confidence..
Frank slips and he drops! Not intentionally.
Joe: Dude, with your weight, I don't know how you made it that long.
Dan: And then there were 6.
Ashley: Think of rainbows and butterflies.
Dan: Good job, Danielle.
Dani: Thank you.
Jenn: Hang in, everybody. You're doing awesome.
Shane is groaning.. and clearly in pain. Wil is beginning to show some strain as well. Janie, Brit, Danielle and Ian are looking fine..
Wil: omg.. omg.. omg.. What is that? It's a f'ing wasp!
Shane: Better not sting me..
Wil: Welcome to the Hunger Games.. The last houseguest alive..
Shane: Good job, guys.. Good job, Ian..
Ian: Th-th-thanks Shane.
Shane: You a little cold??
Brit: I'm so cold.
Ian: But you're good.
Brit: But I'm f'ing freezing.
Danielle and Janie share smiles.. Britney bounces in place to keep warm.
Dan: The student has become the teacher..
Danielle: Alright, Daniel-san.
Boogie: Lock your elbows if you have to. Everyone else is. It's not a rule. It's a safety thing. This is no time to be all Sorry, BB.
Jenn: I'm never felt so 37 in my life.
Frank: Good job, everybody. Stay warm if you can.
Joe; Ass kisser! It's a new game
Jenn: Ian, doin' real good, my dude.
Boogie: britney, the machine.
Dan: Good job, Bama.
Joe: Cmon Shane. Give it up. You can't win.
Boogie; Way to tough it out, Vermont. Hold tight, Shane.
Dan: i think it's just annoying for Britney. I don't think she feels any pain.
Joe: Janelle's not light..
Frank: Good job, Shane, killin it.
9:27pm Shane is clearly in pain..
9:28 He puts on a face of determination..
And BB kicks up the wind.
9:30pm Janie, Danielle, Brit, Ian and Wil are doin' fine..
I wonder what's going through Shane's head.. seeing how little pain everyone else is in, while knowing what he's dealing with. He stretches his legs..
Wil breaks the tension.. mocj whispering..
Wil: Are we still in an alliance?
Shane: Are we still good?
Dan: Good job, Danielle. You're not even shaking..
Wil: How're you doin'?
Shane: Shitty! How're you doin'?
Dan: I worry about his arms.
Boogie: He's an animal.
Wil: You ready?
Wil and Shane take a simultaneous dive!
And then there were 4.. :0) The 4 who have shown no pain yet.. Danielle, Janelle, Britney and Ian. Who needs to win this most?
9:39pm Janie's off!! "I'm too fat, guys."
9:40 And then there were 3!!
Janelle: Lookin' good you guys.. all 98 pounds of you!
Joe: Ian, how many hours you got in you?
Ian: Bout 5.
Danielle: I can't hear you!
Brit: He said you wont go up.
Danielle: Ian, I wanna see my family too.
Brit: If you drop, you're good.
Danielle: The same for you.
While dealmaking is beginning to happen on the comp, Boogie and Frank are plotting behind the bushes..
Boogie: Whatever happens, we have to make it so there's fighting..
Danielle: I'm ready for your speech, Dan.
Dan: Alright, Danielle, you've outlasted 2 bb winners.. and a badass like janelle.. You set the deal, you don't make the dea. You wanna win this game, it's on you. You win, you're seein' Colt, your mom, your dad.. Look at me, I picked you for a reason. I know this is in you. You gotta do it.
Danielle: You're good, Ian..
Ian: You too.
Danielle: I just really wanna see my family.
Ian: I do too.
Ian: I don't think anyone thought any of us had it.
Joe: Ian, you're been on Showtime for about 50 minutes,
**wrong. BBAD isn't live yet.
Ian asks Dan for a speech.. Dan delivers... I♥ Dan.
While Brit and Ian are giving each other permission to quit, Dan is pumping up Danielle..
Dan: All you gotta do is punch it in, Danielle.
Brit: Danielle's solid as a frikkin rock. We're the ones shaking.
Ian: I know. Should we just let her? I feel physically ill.
Brit: I have no blood in my forearms
Dan: A picture of your family's waiting, Danielle. It's up to you to go get it though..
Danielle: You're safe, Ian.
Ian: I know. I just wanna do it for my family. I think that's why all of us are here.
Danielle: I can't feel my hands.
Brit: Me neither
Dan: You gotta dig deep. You been up here for 2 hours.
Dan: Hang on. You're almost home, Danielle.
Ian: Danielle.. Shane's safe too.
Danielle: I know.. You already told me that.
Dan: Don't you give up.
Danielle: You know you're safe.
Ian: I know (begins to cry) It's just I want to see pictures of my family too. I think that's the only reason the 3 of us are up here now.
Danielle: Dan, I'm trying. I can't feel my arms.
Boogie: Star of the show. BB14. How bad do you want it. Ian.. Just think about wiping off the white stuff..
Ian: You mean, when I have my victory rub tonight?
Boogie: Well, that too buddy...
Brit: If you want some privacy so we can 3 talk, ask for it..
Ian: Can we ask Danielle on that too?
Ian: Hooray for fake bird shit! Am I allowed to take a hot shower after this?
Brit: No Have Nots..
Jenn: Britney, lookin' good mama.
Brit: It's cold up here, Jenn.
Ian: She knows. She was up here.
Brit: Ian.. We're freakin' shakin' like leaves. She's solid.
Ian: I know she's solid. If you wanna get down, you can. All 3 of us are safe, I think..
Brit: I just wanna see my husband.
Ian: I know.. Only 1 of us is gonna get to see our family..
Here comes the rain..
Encouragement from the peanut gallery..
Janie: You got it, Brit.
Shane: C'mon, Brit. Hang in there, girl! C'mon, Danielle!
Ian: If I fall, will you fall?
Dan: It's all mental, Danielle. You got it.
Shane (whispers to Dan) If Ian's foot slips, he's done.
Brit: You have to face forward.
Ian: Like that?
Ian makes sure he's 100% safe! and with the guarantee, he drops.
Father Dan even ordained, heck, commanded a kiss from Shane.. Delivered..
Janelle: First Girl HoH!!!!
10:10pm BBT We have a winner! Dan even gave permission for a kiss from Shane.. lol. A few minutes later, Shane's acting as a human blanket for Dani inside the house..
And now the game starts allll over again!!! I love it!!!!
It's much more fun to watch an Endurance Comp for yourself!!