The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday! What a night in the Big Brother 14 house! If you were early to bed or out and about last night, make sure to check out Late Night Lessa's stellar coverage before TOR..
Now.. Let's get this Overnight Report on the Road!
So.. This is what I just woke up to..
|Click the Pic to get to the Live Feeds and use the Flashback feature.|
Miraculously, without the aide of caffeine, I had the presence of mind to click and capture the moment.
See what happens when I take my eyes off the critters for a couple hours?! Clearly, I need to dive into flashback! If you missed it, you do too. The make out session starts at about 12:17am BBT. 17 minutes too late for the Showtime BBAD folks. Oh well. Sucks to be them.
***What follows the makeout session is Frank asking Ashley to spend the night up there with him..
Ashley and Frank
Frank: Well, do you wanna make out on the couch for a little bit?
Ash: Yeah, let's do it.
Frank stands up.
Ash: Are you serious??
Ashley stands up.. Frank takes her hand and sets himself down on the couch in one fluid motion..
Ashley: Frank, I'm scared. I told Britney I was kinda nervous to come up here.
Frank: Why is that?
Ashley: I don't know..
Frank leans back.. Still holding her hand..
Ashley: Oh my God.. You're for real..
..and down she goes.. although still pulling back and a bit reticent
Ashley: hehehe.. ahhh
And away they go...
Ashley: That was awesome. I can't believe you just did that.
Frank: I speak from the heart, ya know? I speak the truth.
Ashley: oh hoh my gah.. That was nice.. I liked that..
They're both giggling and grinning ear to ear..
Ashley: I know.. Look it.. I still have a little bit of wine..
Frank: I can bring the wine over..
Ashley: No, No.. That's ok..
He does anyway.. and re-places himself on the couch.. on top of her..
Ashley: Wow.. We're like on a real date.
...and goes in for another kiss.
This one goes quite well..
A couple more minutes into it, and they're a lot more comfortable with each other now..
Ashley: I was telling Britney before I came up here, I was like, this is getting serious.. I'm getting nervous..
Ashley: For real, I'm not kidding, I'm getting nervous..
Frank: Cuz I think when you initially asked, you were like, wanna have some ice cream later, it was because we both wanted ice cream.
Frank: And then it like turned into this big thing with Ian got his feelings hurt, and everybody started pouring more gasoline onto the fire..
Ashley: hehehe.. I know.. Which made it really good.
Ashley: This is exactly what I secretly wanted.
Frank: A little make out session?
Frank: Makin' out on the couch is fun.
Ashley: I needed it.
Frank: It's like high school..
Ashley: Yeah.. Got the giggles.. like.. our parents are downstairs.
Ashley: My mom's sleeping.
Frank: My parents are in the central time zone. Mom, please, just turn the channel for a minute if you're watchin..
Ashley: Mom, it's all in good fun. You have no idea.. We're locked down.. and we're friends..
Ashley: ..with benefits.
Frank: It's funny.
Ashley: I know. I like it. I had a lot of fun tonight..
Frank: It was fun. I had fun too. I felt really bad about Ian..
Ashley: I tried to tell Britney.. I was like, "you know he's faking it. he's not really that upset."
Frank: Oh, he's upset.
Ashley: Oh he's not.
Frank: Why do you say that?
Ash: I just feel like he's not..
Frank: I mean, I don't know if he really thought he had a chance.. I don't think anyone else did.. but I think he kinda thought that maybe he did.
Ash: I don't think so.
Frank: I think so..
**and the look we never, ever, ever see from Shane to Danielle has returned to Frank's eyes, so they should be making out again in 3.. 2... Oooh.. clever.. he lays back to see if she'll come to him this time..
Judging by the kiss I arrived to the live feeds at at 12:30am BBT.. it worked..
Frank: I can't believe we made out on camera..
Ash: Me neither.. I never woul've thought in a million years.. I liked it though.
Frank: Well, come kiss me some more then!
Frank: Well, sure. I don't mind. What else we gonna do? We're waitin' for the cheescake to get hard down there..
**Frank, you bad boy.. i just noticed he's gone easy access with the jeans.. just in case?
More making out, more talking.. talk turns to masturbation.. Unlike Wil and Boogie, neither of them have since they got to the house.
Ash: I can't. I tried.. I got to nervous.
Frank: I'll do it for you later.
Ash: hahahaha! You might be serious.
Frank: I don't bullshit.
Then Frank asks.. for Ashley to spend the night up there with him, and what he'd like to do... Watch the whole thing on flashback.. starting from like 12:15am.. good times. =)
Frank and Joe are wrasslin'.. Testosterone build up..
Danielle's smarting over the stalker Zing we'll be seeing on the Wednesday Show tonight..
Jenn: When you get outa here, you're gonna have guys clamoring to be with you.
Danielle: ..and I feel like I look like a fat cow in every mirror.
Jenn: Danielle, you look great. You gotta let that go and feel confident in your body. You're a young gorgeous lady..
Danielle: What am I gonna do? I feel like Trey's gonna hate me after this.
Jenn: He's not gonna hate you. You're just clearly gonna have to have some conversations.
Danielle: This sh*t sucks.
Jenn: I gotta start winning something.. But getting back to the main point at hand.. I'm worried about Wil.
Dani: I love him.
Jenn: He's clearly made some mistakes.. I'd love him to stay.. I wish there was more I could do. But going back to Trey.. Think about.. And this is the hard part.. If he is.. And this is just pretend worked. Just be ready if he's dating someone else. He knows you. And as seen on tv, we're being exaggerated.
Dani: I'm so nervous about that.
Jenn: Me too. I'm either gonna come out of here smelling like a cookie, or kind of pigeon holed and stereotyped, which is what I expected.
Dani: I'm worried I'll be portrayed as a villain..
Jenn: I don't think so. It really lifted the mood in here.. It was a great move. Every moment of it.
Dani: I don't regret doing it. I just don't want people to think I'm mean..
Dani: I do. I just hope they're showing how.
Jenn: No offense to her fans, but did she get a good edit? She was pretty mean here..
Dani: She was mean here.. "I had no reason to be here and I was a fat ass.."
Jenn: Again.. not a lot of room to say that, in terms of bodies. on her part. Who gives a hot damn if people think you're a villiain? It would just be her fans..
Dani: I just remember seeing everyone's faces when I took Wil off and put her up.
Jenn: Move it or lose it, lady..
Dani: You don't know how much these talks help me.. I can't even talk to Dan like this..
Jenn: I a;ppreciate that.. I've been on this earth for too long.. You're a smart lady. You'll figure it out.
Dani: I never wanna intentionally hurt anybody, and I feel like I'm hurting Trey..
Jenn: You just kinda have to leave that behind in here..
Dani: I just have to forget about him
Jenn: Just be prepared for him to be seeing someone else.. I have to be prepared for the same with my ex.. It's such a weird gray area.. So much left to be said.. and you'll have your say when you get out of here. Just be mentally prepared for both.. If he's not, sweet. If he is, sweet. Don't think it's not ok to feel lonely. Don't think it's not ok to feel sad. It's ok to feel that way. Don't ever be ashmaed about how you feel. Feel it. Own it. But come to a resolution..
Jenn: It sounds like he really cares about you..
Dani: Yeah, but in that lemon-lime game, Shane picks me up, and you're humping me..
Jenn: But that was funny.. He's gotta laugh about the chick humping you.
Dani: There was one point where he was like..
Dani: I frikkin love you.
Jenn: Right back at you, lady.
**DR to come: omg!! a lesbian hugged me!! she wouldn't let me go!!
Checking the Quad, Ashley's pillow chatting with Wil.. At the moment, he sounds quite resigned to his fate. He wants to get drunk and read every magazine he can find..
Jenn joins them and talk turns to Sushi.. Jenn goes to a place in Brooklyn where they have free Sake.
**I wonder if my nephew Caleb goes there..
Dan comes in to sushi central, takes his shirt off, then goes back out to the kitchen area.. Ian and Shane are chatting at the dining table..
Ian: I'd wear the chicken suit, I'd..
Shane: Think about it, after this week, there's only 4 weeks left..
Jenn whispers to Ashley and Wil about her conversation with Danielle..
Jenn: She said, I absolutely love Wil, and I was just pullin' a card saying how upset I'd be if you left.. She's all, "I'm on slop, I get picked on a lot, blablabla.."
Wil: I told her.. You can go far, but you have to watch these guys, and if I stay, we can totally..
Jenn: She gets it.
Wil: I'm worried about.. I wonder if this is all to get me back.. I can just see my goodbye messages.. "you f'd me over!!"
Talk turns to beer preferences.
Wil: I would probably shave the side of my head for 2 benadryls and a martini right now. I'd be out til Thursday at 5.
Brit: So Dan, have you ever been to http://marykay.com/janelledesanto?
Dan: I hear you get a free 15 minute skype call with every purchase.
Most of the HGs are now gathered in the dining area..
Dani: Wil, what are you gonna do finale night?
Wil: Depends.. If I go Thursday night, I'm not gonna spend Finale night with you people..
Talk turns to alcohol preferences..
General chatter in the dining area.. Wil's entertaining..
Ian says it's time for bed.. everyone disperses.. Ian goes up to the HoH landing, knocks.. no answer..
He walks all over the house and in the back yard and back.. and to the bathroom, where Dan, Brit and Danielle tell him goodnight..
Jenn/Ash/Wil: G'night Ian
Ian: Did one of you pass gas?
Wil: Jenn did.
And to bed..
Dan: I do respond to everyone.
Brit: Except Ragan Fox. Ooh.
Dan: I'm sorry, man. I like you.
Danielle: Do you think they're gonna have guest hosts this year?
Brit: Well, Zingbot was an epic fail.. They're gonna have to bring the heat..
They seem like they're beginning to wind down..
Wil: It's 5am on the east coast..
Jenn: oh my gah..
Wil: Wind Down Wednesday begins in 12 hours..
Frank goes out of HoH and back..
**Didja really think Ashley was going to be that obvious to her threesome and desert them to cuddle in your bed tonight?
F1/2 -Wil, Jenn and Ash - pillow talk about being anywhere else.. and light Joe mocking..
F3/4 - Dan, Danielle, Shane..
Shane: My dad and I dress up in fat suits and go bowling.
Shane: Yeah. There's not much to do in Vermont.
Shane leaves.. Dan and Danielle talk.
Dan: So what's up? You in a better mood after talking to Jenn?
Danielle: Yeah.. just this week sucks. I've been kinda sad all week. You just started noticing yesterday. Shane, Trey, the Zingbot comment, I'm afraid I'm being villainized..
Dan: I can help you with one of those. You should never be lonely.
Danielle: You're always MIA.
Dan: I'm either eating or in the pool.
While Danielle complains to Dan, and he does his nightly rebuild..
Shane, Britney and Joe bond over Have Nots at the kitchen counter.. and talk turns to Pandora's Box.. Brit tells about one during her season... and luxury comps for clothing..
Dan: There's still 6 million that like you. When you get outa here, people aren't gonna be like, "I hate you. You got Janelle out." They're just gonna wanna talk to you.
Danielle: You never answered the one question..
Dan: If I tell you, will you stop being sad and worrying about doucher? I picked the order for 2 reasons.. I'll tell you the 1st. The 2nd you're not ready for.
Danielle: WIll it hurt my feelings?
Dan: The 1st reason is because when I 1st met you, you said you were used to getting what you want, and the 2nd was I felt like you would be able to learn more than her and potentially you would be a much better player than her.. So I'd rather pick you second..
Danielle: But I don't
Dan: Because if you have the potential to be a better player, why would I want everyone to know that by picking you 1st.. I honestly thought you were used to getting whatever you want, and this would put you in your place a little.
Danielle: Because I was wearing a pretty lacy pink dress?
Danielle: Because of how I approached you. I'm not mad at all. Did you know you were getting 4th and 5th?
Dan: Yeah. We knew before we came out. It was a snake draft. I never realized how hard it would be to manage 2 girls..
Danielle denies being jealous of how much time he spent with Kara when she was on the block and needed him more than she did..
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Joe, Brit and Shane...
Shane: So yeah, obviously we're voting to keep you. Wil came up and lied to my face again tonight.
Shane: Have you talked to Frank at all?
Joe: Frank can't vote unless there's a tie.
Shane: You should talk to Dan and Danielle now.. See where their head's at.
Joe: What can I do to entice you to keep me in this house?
Dan: I'm always all ears..
Shane: Me or you..
Joe: He was like, if I pull this through.. I want you to know I had nothing to do with that. I think you have a fair understanding of who I am and how I play.. Also with Janelle.. I don't abandon ship. Also, I can offer a safety to you if I win HoH.
Dan: How can you offer that to everyone though?
Joe: I haven't offered that to everyone.
Dan: How do I know you wont go back on that now?
Joe: The assurance is, I haven't gone back on my word to anyone in this house. Wil.. There was a bunch of bs.. It's the way he chose to play.
Dan: So you're saying, if you win HoH..
Joe: You wont go up, period. No backdoors, nothing. Obviously, I know who's voting against me this week for sure.
Dan: I appreciate you coming to me.. and I haven't been approached by anyone else this week.. but I'll tell you tomorrow. I appreciate you opening the lines of communication. We haven't talked game since week one.
Joe: I was tryin' to talk to you last week.. It's a new week, and I feel like I have a chance to start over.. as a loner..
Dan: Obviously the reset helps that. I know it sucks, but I think Janelle leaving actually helps you in this game.
Joe: And it answered questions for me..
Dan: At least you know. Definitely. I'll let you know. You're the first to come to me.
Britney: Wacky Wednesday. Everybody's favorite..
Joe: Yeah.. I went into the DR and I was like..
Dan, Brit, Dani, Joe and Shane are chatting in the bathroom..
They're asking him questions about Chelsea.. and her brother, who Dan coaches. Dan says he's very conscious of not showing her little brother favortism, as well as not being too hard on him. Joe says he coaches his son too, and it's the hardest thing ever.. but the greatest joy. Talk turns to gender inequality in clothing prices..
Dan: I wonder if they would bring her for a Pandora's Box. If you saw Ryan's face, would you open it?
Brit: In a second.
Joe: If you saw Chelsea's face, would you?
Brit: I was upstairs with Frank, and I heard that noise.. I was like, frikkin' Zingbot's back.
Dan: That'll air tomorrow. What will they see?
**Tonight! :) Can't wait!
Brit: It'll end with the PoV Meeting.
Joe, Shane, Brit, Dan, Danielle..
Joe: Sticking together and being together is huge..
Dan: As we approach day 40 without our spouses..
Shane: No, but there's a skunk outside.
Dan, Joe and Britney sprint to the sliding glass door..
Danielle seizes the opportunity to being her nightly ass check and pose..
Shane: Smell it. That's definitely skunk.. Unless someone's got some good marijuana..
To bed they all go..
Dan: 6:30.. Good morning, Chelsea. Love you.
**5:30 in Michigan, no?
Brit: Last one in bed has to change all our batteries in the morning. Here's mine, Joe.
Brit: Hey, Shane? You realize we have to beat Dan and Ian tomorrow?
Shane: In badminton?
Brit: Yeah.. I'm gonna start running drills. That first line judge screwed us..
Shane: We'll gettem back.
3:40am - Have Not Food Fantasies on F3/4 - funny flashback moment for ya to end the overnight..
Oops.. almost.. not quite the end, it seems..
While Have Not Food Fantasies continue, Wil has woken up and gone into the kitchen..
After a bit of pacing, he heads outside with a cup of tea. I'll let you know if he speaks to us..
Wil doesn't speak, but he does move over to the jacuzzi, take off a bunch of clothes and fiddle with his hair some more.. I think he's having another panic attack.. He just put his hand to his heart, as if to calm it from racing..
Checking the quad, Britney's still riffing in the Have Not Room. Everyone's giggling in there.. Wil remains silent by the jacuzzi.