The Overnight Report - Soft Core Edition
Good morning, BB Lovers! =) Happy Thursday and Happy Live Show Day! The HGs are in the midst of a long pre-live show lock down, and while some of them think it'll be a double eviction tonight, others believe it will be Endurance. I side with the Endurance folks.. If it was going to be a double eviction, we would know. CBS typically starts promoting those with commercials a full week before, in order to garner the most audience..
In the event it is Endurance tonight, we'll be here covering it for the duration.. If you haven't gotten the feeds yet, Endurance Comps are a terrific introduction to the very best. :) Here's the link for the 3 day free trial, if you'd like to join the fun and stop watching from the sidelines.
Either way, I hope to see you here tonight for the Live Show Viewing Party! It'll start at 8:50pm Eastern, and it's always a hoot!
OK.. Let's get on with the updates.. Before you start reading TOR, go and have a look at the lovely and talented Late Night Lessa's Alphabet Soup. I pick up where she left off... but with considerably hornier HGs. I think I must bring it out in them. That's my story.. and I'm sticking to it.
And away we go...
Wil, Jenn, Ash
Wil: They get played like that..
Jenn: And you said something..
Wil: I hope my parents aren't disappointed..
Jenn: No! Are you kidding?
Wil: Of course not.. It's just a game. It's just a f'in game.. I have a lot to take care of when I get ou tof here.
Ash: I have to poop, but everyone's always in that f'ing bathroom.
Wil: I know!
Jenn: I think I trust Frank more than I trust Boogie..
Wil: Hey, at least Wednesday's over with. I just feel bad. I wish I would've done better at that PoV.
Jenn: It was a tough POV.
Wil: I just hate that I'm leaving you guys.
Jenn: We'll figure it out. One of us has to win.
Wil: You do. (pauyse) Everybody promised me that they wouldn't let what happened to Janelle happen to me. I'm gonna walk out of here with my heal held high.
Jenn: THat audience is gonna cheer for you.. You've made this summer so much fun. It's gonna get real dark and dirty. It's gonna be hard ot stay in here, unless we start winnning stuff.
Wil: It'll flip for ya'll.
Jenn:Unless I start winnung something, I'm as good as out the door.
Wil: I'm afraid they might wanna keep Ashley and Joe more.. Because you'r eindependent.. and they think she's gullible..
Jenn: Cuz Joe can't.. The only thing he can do is cook. he can't get people together and rally people together.. They think she's gullible but she's not. SHe's not stupid.
Wil: Well, Frank and Boogie are trying to work her over. She f'in shot him down. Frank tried with her last night.
Jenn: And she hung out with Ian tonight.. I'm sure he was like..
Wil: I think it's her strategy.. God love her though. She went in there with Shane, and she was like, you've got to believe we didn't do this... It was the most blatant flat out lie..
Frank, Brit, Ash, Shane, Danielle..
Frank: They were askin' about one night stands, and I said no...
Joe: What's the standard.
Frank: Participation is key. There's this one move that I think is key..
Shane: You've got a move??
Ash: Come on, do it to me right now.
Frank: So let's say.. I like to finish on a girl's stomach.. and I like it when they take initiative and finish it for me.. cuz it feels like a dirty porno when I do..
Brit: This is actually interesting.. cuz before I was married, I was always on birth control..
Shane: I've never, ever.. Even with a condom, I've pulled out.
Joe: In precaution of what?!
Brit: My husband thinks it's the worst thing ever.. having to pull out. I'm keeping score though.. I wasn't sure what the protocol was.. I've been asking friends though.. Who's the responsible party.. We had to laugh about it a little bit.. Cuz like the 1st time.. Is it me? Am I taking over?
Danielle: It's usually like 2 strokes and. by the time they pull out...
Brit: And you do it?
Dani: No, they do.
Frank: See, I don't like that.
Dani: Dpends what position you'r ein too..
Frank: Even if they're on their back..
Dani: But if it's doggie or something..
Ash: You could just roll it around their sheets..
Frank: That means no repeat.
Frank: Just yank out..
Brit: I didn't bring us here. This all started with Danielle tlking about how she has no pubes!
Frank: No.. this all started with you nairing Ian's armpits..
Brit: And now we're at Frank's white stuff..
Ash: My best friend loves doggie style..
Dani: It feels good..
Frank: We'll put the shoe on the other foot.. Would ya'll like it if we just stopped?
Dani: No.. cuz ya'll complain about blue balls..
Frank: I'm not gonna complain.. I'm just gonna say get the f out. I'll call someone else.
Ian comes thru.. they tease him about his pits..
Dani: I love when people play with my hair.
Ash: I just wanna hiresomeone to touch me.
Brit: It depends on the mood.. Cuz sometimes it's just quiet nice.. and other times it's like talk dirty to me.
Frank: I don't like the fake talk dirty stuff.
Dani: Tell me this.. If a girl just rolled you over and took charge..
Frank: i like that..
Dani; Or told you what she wants..
Ian: What's the conversation topic?
ALL: Hard core sex.
Ian: I will pass.
Frank: Dirty talk is not what I'm talkin' about and you know it..
Shane: Hearing my name..
Joe: I'm just saying the biggest turn on by far for me is KNOWING what I'm doing is working..
**make noise, ladies. that is all.
Frank: Like I knew a girl who liked to have her hair pulled, and it was kinda weird for me.. but I'd do it..
Brit: i like to be manhandled a little..
Brit: If I'm on my back and you want me on my frint, just pick me up and throw me over..
Ash: I think it's different every time..
Dani: If a guys on top.. I like to be kissed a little.. Like, not to see him staring at the wall. caounting sheep..
Ash: I like to just be completely in the moment..
Joe: I think it's just a point of letting go and leaving the world behind.
Frank: F that..
Joe: Well, then dude.. You've never had real sex.
Brit: You've never had I love you sex?
Frank: Oh my god.. F that.
Ash: It's the best..
Dani: The best..
Brit: Like the sheets are all white and they cradle you.. and..
Dani: It's the best.. it's so sweet.
Frank: It sounds really boring.. One thing I think is really important.. I've dated girls who I always have to make the move.. and I'd fall asleep..
Brit: That's what every single guy gripes about..
Dani: This is what I don't like.. I can't just go in 2 seconds every time.. They just wanna stick it in.
Frank: A little foreplay is always necessary..
Dani; i really like sweaty steamy sex..
Brit: Your dad and Cole are so happy to be watching the feeds right now. What about you, Ash? What do you like?
Ash: I don't know.. Keep em guessing.. I'm pretty easy. There's only so much you can do unless you're into whips and chains..
Dani: Heres a girl question.. Do you have problems getting off missionary?
Ash: I have no problem getting off period.
Dani: Oh.. I have to put a pillow under me..
Joe: What's the most multiple orgasms..
Dani: Most ever is 3.. But I can't go back to back to back.
Frank: There's a technique..
Brit: Hold on.. Joe just brought out a gem..
Frank: Say it Britney. Repeat it.
Brit: Say it Joe..
Joe: I can't.
Ash: Don't make us beg..
Joe: I can't.. Lemme catch my breath.. There's 2 major kind of orgasms for a woman.. one's clitorious and the other's inside.. and most guys on'y know about the one.. there is a MAJOR differnce.
Brit: He's right.. he's totally right.
Joe: Cuz a woman can cum on you.. just as easily..
Frank: You can get girls off 2 different ways.. by stimulating the clitoris or the gspot inside.. Correct or incorrect..
Brit: The key point for me was that Joe say clitorious..
Frank: The palm method..
Brit: Ashley has been so horny.. She can't take this conversation..
Dan: i'll put it to you guys in a metaphor.. Sometimes you have to go to work in a miefield.. Sometimes you step un that minefuield and you're like, holy shit what did I just do.. and how can I re-create it..
Brit: Ashley is so hot she's sweating.. She is hot and bothered.. That palm thing really freaked her out..
Frank: So this method of the stroke thing I like to use is half log.. for several strokes..
Brit's fanning Ashley..
Frank: And you'd be surprised.. you can get girls off on just half a log..
Brit: Ash will nt sleep tonight..
Dan: So this is what you've been talking about?
Timecheck - 1:33am
Dan: I can miss out on this conversation.
Brit: Ashley is soaking wet.
Brit: I didn't mean like tht.. I meant she's sweating..
Joe gets up to wash his face. They laugh.. Him too..
Ash: So say it's a brand new girl..
Frank: I'm gonna start off.. you gotta manhandle it a little bit.. and once you know you're not gonna.. If they;re tight jeans, those have to come off. and I would just go one finger.. and the top pad of my palm here.. into the clitoris.. and then they would voice they're ready to go.. but I can already tell.. and sometimes they;ll ask.. and it's all the clthes off.. with the lights on or off. I can work off tough if I need to..
Shane: You don't take it one step further and like kiss her stomach..
Frank; Then I..
**you get the picture here, no? i don't actually have to write porn in my pajamas? by my clock it's 1:37am on feed 3 and 4 if you want to watch this on flashback..
Shane: i didn't lose my v-card til I was almost 21.. Does everyone know their number?
**of people they've had sex with..
Brit: If my husband ever wanted to ask me, I wouldn't want him to find out on the live feeds of BB14.
Talk turns to tongue rings - all agree they're annoying and way over rated.
Joe: When they come up and wanna kiss.. No..
Ash: If I go down on a guy, you better believe I'm kissing you.
Joe/Frank/Shane: Hell no!
Ash: You guys have not had sex then.. That's your own stuff.
Ash: I would kiss you, if you went down on me..
Frank: That's a little bit different..
Shane: For a guy.. having your own stuff near your mouth is just nasty..
Frank: I might've tasted it once..
Dani: It doesn't bother me.. It's not like I enjoy, but if it happens, I'm not gonna spit it out..
Talk turns to discharge tastes.. and how diet effects it..
Ash: I taste like pineapples..
Brit: How do you know?
Ash: I've been told.. I taste like Jolly Ranchers..
Joe walks off..
Frank: You makin' a protein shake Joe??
Talk turns briefly to videotaping yourself having sex.. a buddy of Shane's filmed a girl he was with.. unknowingly..
Brit: How you feelin' Ash?
Ash: Hot n bothered..
Frank: It's my last night in the HoH suite.. I've always got an open door policy..
Joe: Ash, I think you should go upstairs and get comfortable..
Ash: You guys are bad.
Joe: Take a load off.
Joe: No one's allowed me to cook their showmance dinner, and I could be gone tomorrow.. Ash, we need to talk..
Ash: We do need to talk.. On the real.. I was waiting for the right moment.
1:56am They're wrapping it up in the bathroom.. face washing, teeth brushing, etc..
Everyone else has left. Shane, Britney and Danielle have the room to themselves..
Shane: he will not mind putting up Frank or Boogie.. but I think we need to.. I think we can do it a different way.. We;re all gonna play PoV, and if one of us wins, we replace Ashley with Frank or Boogie and just gettem out. Then there's only one person we have to worry about.. We just need to show Boogie and Frank we're still loyal..
Danielle: Dan would've gone up. Boogie's the only reason he didn't.
Shane: Boogie talked Frank out of it.
Brit: Wil told be that Frank's the one who mentioned dan's name.. We can probably trust Joe more than Wil..
Brit: Just say, if we give you our vote..
Dani: No! He'll go tell Wil. Just say, if you stay around and we keep you, we expect the same in return.
Brit: What I'm asking is, are you gonna put up Frank and Boogie or Joe and Ashley?
Shane: Joe and Ashley.. but if one comes down, Frank or Boogie, and just gettem out, and we don't have to deal with it for more than an hour.
Brit: If he was HoH again, Frank would not keep us..
Shane: I would feel uncomfrotable doing it.
Dani: I'll do it.
Shane: you or dan.
Shane: Plaus.. him or Frank gone? Not even being in the jury.. would be huge..
Dani: And Frank can't survive without Boogie.. and Boogie can't survive without Frank..
Ashley enters with an apology.. because she can see they're scheming..
Dani: You're fine, girl.. You're fine.
And the room goes silent..
Dani: Me too.
Ash: Sleep well, guys.. One more day!!
Britney's goofing with the memory board..
Brit: I'll just do it to Ian only.. He'll freak.
Shane: That's horrible.
Shane turns on the light in the Have Not Room.. apologizing to Joe and asking if he got in a quickie..
Shane: I'm so not tired.
Brit: Well, we slept until 1. Now it's 2?
Brit: You're a cover stealer, danielle..
Shane: You put your butt into people too.
Danielle: How do you know that?
Shane; HoH. It's not a bad ting..
Brit: The treehouse is gettin' salacious..
Shane: not true. The pirate ship was the only thing rockin'.
Danielle: oh my gosh. Thanks Shane..
Shane: It's the truth.
Danielle: Britney, do I put my butt into you?
Danielle: Does it bother you?
Brit: No. Danielle's all, "I like the taste of sperm." have you ever done it in the bathroom of a bar?
Shane: Your kindergarten classroom?
Shane: In a movie theater?
Dani: mmmm.. heavy heavy petting..
Brit: Have you ever done anyhting dirty in a park?
Dani: hmm.. lemme think. No. I've done dirty stuff in the woods.. On a 4 wheeler..
Shane: Drive in?
Dani: Never been to one.
Shane: Joe, you in a coma over there? you good?
Brit: Joe's having some alone time over there.. thinkign about a vaginal boner.
Shane; That was beautiful.. clitorial..
Brit: That was my favorite.. "clitorious."
2:18am Talk turns to travel.. Places they'd like to go and places they've been..
Done inthe bathroom, Ashley returns to her bedroom, puts her mask ha;fway on, and does a bit of stretching...
**just in case anyone was on Ashley bed watch..
Chatter in the Have Not Room continues..
Shane: My stipend's already spent (on expenses).
Brit: Have you read this book, The pOwer of Positive Thinking?
Shane: Things are looking up.. I've just spent a lot of money and the past 2 years trying to get my parents out of debt.. I'm paying the mortgage, and the labor.. on this house I renovated..
Brit: How do you get your ideas for renovating?
Shane: on line..
Joe: On positive thinking, does everyone think I'll be here tomorrow?
Shane: Are you serioous?
They realize Wil's in the next room and start whispering..
Shane: THis is the quietest I've heard you talk, Joe.
Joe: I'm trying.
Brit: hehe. Does it hurt?
Joe: I just didn't talk to anybody.. Just wanna make sure everyone's on board.
Shane: I'm on board. I don't know about those 2 girls..
Dani: We're on board as long as you promise not to put us up.
Joe: (he does) I'm actually hononre dot be on board with you..
Brit: We make really good spooners.. This is nice.
Dani: We really do.
Brit: You're sweet.
Dani: So are you.
Have Not Room
Shane, Joe, Brit, Danielle
Shane: So Joe.. quick question.. If it's a double evic.. and you won HoH.. who would you put up?
Joe: Initially, I would say Ashley and Jenn.. but if we made a big move.. Boogie or Frank.. I would have your votes? If you all are behind me.. they wouldn't have time to attack me. is that cool?
Shane: It's probably gonna be good for all of us to get a big person out.. I can't speak for those 2..
Joe: Brit.. What would be the wisest thing.. Frank and Boogie.. or Frank and Ian..
Brit: You need to put up 2 people that you are 100% sure you want gone.. Because if one wins PoV he can take the other off the block..
Joe: i don't understand..
Brit: You need to put up 2 people that you would be ok if either one went home. Because if you put up someone as a pawn, a nother person can win veto and take that person off.
Shane: Next week is gonna be a 4-3 vote.
Brit: I don't care what you do, Joe. Just as long as you don't put up any of us..
Joe: Is it smarter to put up Frank and Boogie together, or put up Frank and ian.. Do you put up the 2 powerhouses or do you separate them.
**Brit's playing close to the chest..
Brit: You need no pawns.. Cuz the other person could win.. It's up to you.. Whatever you think the best decision is..
Shane: But if you were to make that decision, us 3 woul have your back.
Joe: Last thing.. the votes.. If I'm gonna put someone up, I need to know we're voting him out.
Shane: If it comes down to it, I wouldn't mind throwing the HoH to you..
Joe: I wanna ride with you..
Brit: Yeah.. Absolutely..
Joe: How bout them bears?
Brit: You don't think Ian's seriously burned, do you?
Shane: What? His pits? He'll survive.
Brit: Could Frank have been any douchier tonight?
Joe and Frank turn the lights on and leave the room.. Brit whispers with Danielle..
Brit: Joe is gonna sell us out.
Danielle: I know
Brit: We need to take Shane's larynx out, and just give it to him when he needs it. Don't say names when he says who do you wanna put up.. Don't say Frank and Boogie. He drives me crazy.
Brit: I said there's no part of me that wants to blindsind you or be malicious.. You're just a bigger threat than Joe. I'm just nervous about Shane saying stuff to Joe. He's gonna screw it up for all of us.
Danielle: But you can't get on him..
Brit: I know. He gets so pissd off. I just keep thinking, what if it's not a double eviction? What if Boogie wins? Joe will go upstairs and tell him everything.
Danielle: I think he'll put Joe and Shane up. I don't want people to find out about us.. If Ian's right.. He doesn't think it's a double evic.. He thinks it's another endurance comp
Brit: Sounds good to me.
Dani: Me n you have to hang on again. We can't turn to him.
Dani: Ian. Shane wont do it..
Brit: Exactly. That's what doesn't make sense ot me.
Dani: I'm so glad Dan's not in here. He would've flipped out on him.. Shane, Shut up.
Brit: I know. What is he thinking?!
Dani: He's like, pull him in.. I'm like, we can't trust him.. What are you thinking?
Brit: I'm just pissd off.. Shane said too much.
3:05am - Checking the Quad...
While Dani and Brit carry on the whisper fest, Shane and Joe are in the kitchen.. talking food.
Brit: That's why I said, when Joe asked who should I put up, I said you should put up 2 people who you would be happy if they went out. That was so dumb.
Dani: Like, what are they doing right now? Frolicking around? Wil wakes up for everything..
Brit: That was so dumb.
Dani: It just means me or you have to win it.
Brit: We might as well all go home if he's gonna be that dumb.
Dani: I know..
Brit: This is what I mean.. From day 1.. He talks too much.. He throws out too much information that can be used against him.
Shane's running his mouth.. Boy better pray.
Shane: If I throw it to you..
Joe: Then I can take out Frank..
Shane: If it works out..
Joe: Things are down.. We know what's happening.. There's no major twist..
Shane and Joe report back on their foodscapade..
Shane: We just snagged all the chocolates..
Joe: Gonna make hot chocolate chip cookies..
Shane: Did you guys get your talk in? That's it, Joe.. If they win HoH, we're getting put up..
Brit: Just like everyone else, we gotta do what's best for us.
Danielle: Shut up.
Shane: Goodnight to you too. I have too much energy.
3:40am... OK.. Stil sleeping.. We have peaceful critters on the Quad.
**Just when I thought i was out, they pull me right back in..
Shane's up.. antsy.. can't sleep.. but not talking.
Joe gets up too. Oh lord..
Joe: What's up?
Shane: I been tossin' and turnin' too. All nighter..
Joe goes to use the restroom.. Shane heads there too.
Shane: I'm studying.. If tomorrow's gonna be Before or After..
Joe: What's before or after.
Shane: Like, did this happen before or after that.. Wanna go in the Arcade Room, in case anyone comes to pee? We'll just say we can't sleep. It's the truth.
Shane makes drum tummy while waiting for Joe to get his mic on..
Joe returns.. begin.. Remedial Jedi Training with the BB Brain Trust.
Shane: I didn't realize you had to pay attention to days. i thought just weeks.. Ok.. I don't know if they're gonna ask this but the order the coaches came in was Dan, Britney, Boogie, Janelle.
Joe: Ok. When you say it, let me repeat it. Dan..
Shane: Guy, girl, guy girl..
and so on..
Remember.. BB has been letting them have sleep ins on Thursdays thus far this season.. think in the neighborhood of 10ish.. Here at BBDish, we're going into Endurance Comp Prep Mode..
We may check in during the day today at some point, but chances are excellent we're going to have a long night ahead, so that's what we need to prepare for..