Wacky Wednesday Morning

It's Wacky Wednesday, Big Brother Lovers!  Today's the day the nominated HGs and their closest allies tend to pull out all the stops in a last ditch effort to save themselves from eviction and stay in the running for the 500k.

Dan and Frank have been talking about instigating some fights, and Britney and Ian feel like we're in for it today too... Keep your eyes at the ready... It could very easily go from Wacky Wednesday to Smackdown Wednesday at any moment.. And then there's the matter of the expected Pandora's Box.. Just to add a little more tension to the pressure cooker.

Frank and Ashley kicked off the aptly named day just after the clock struck midnight with a pretty big makeout session that started with Frank saying, "Wanna go on the couch and make out?"

Isn't he the suave one?  I guess he gets points for directness.  And bonus points to both of them for a very hot makeout..  I recommend you check it out for yourself in the flashback section of the live feeds.

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For the details on that, as well as the rest of the 12:15am til bedtime activities, check out The Overnight Report.  To get up to speed on what our critters were up to before midnight, please check out the always wonderful Late Night Lessa's coverage: Twosome Tuesdays.

Boogie woke up a few minutes after 8am, but he's still more concerned with his swimmer's ear (and the pain he's in) than talking to us about his master plan and just how well everything is falling into place..

Poor Snoogie... I'll be hear waiting for him to impart his wisdom.. or something.

8:52am
Boogie gets up from the bathroom couch and goes into the kitchen to pour himself some something to drink.. and make a ton of noise with the ice..

8:54am
Out he goes.. Will he speak? That's a yes..

Boogie: Happy Wacky Wednesday to ... all you Superfans on the internet.

Boogie: Ear?  Still throbbing..  to anyone who's interested.  I hope these dfrops are working, but it does not feel any better. Sorry if this week has been a little anticlimactic gamewise, but you people on superpass know how it is.  Some weeks, there just aint a lot of gaming going on.  I think things are about to get pretty interesting again.  And the show's about to speed up.. and a lot of the fat will be trimmed.. and people will have to turn on their friends... All that good stuff.  I'd like it on the record, I'm predicting 2 people will be gone by Sunday night.  And then the 1st member of the juy will be a week from tomorrow.  I mean, let's get this thing in turbo motion.  Get that finish line in sight.

Boogie: I could be wrong.. KJust throwing it out there for discussion.  What are your thoughts, internet?  I mean.. the show is over a month from Sunday. 
**close.

Boogie: There are 11 people sitting here right now. hehe.   Technically I guess it's like a month from Wednesday.. next Wednesday.. So 5 weeks from today.  5 Weeks!  11 people.  We gotta get some people outta here.
**there ya go.

Boogie: I wonder how Frank's date went with Ashley..
**quite well.  quite well indeed. 

9:09am
Boogie's gotta be feeling at least a little better.  He's at least working out again today.

Downward Dog...  how appropriate.

..and I shall name him "Runs with Ear Cotton."

9:29am
The HGs are still sleeping, and Boogie has moved on to the weights portion of his workout.  Shrugs and the like..

9:37am
Good morning, Fishies!  Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!!  It's time for the rest of you to...

9:39am - Nope! Crud!  Just BB telling Boogie to adjust all the awnings..

9:41am - Good morning, Ashley. Are you up up, or just peepee up?

Finished in the bathroom, Ashley heads to the kitchen for a glass of water..  Boogie's outside folding towels.  Then.. He comes in..

Ash: How are you?
Boogie: I'm good.  Are you waking  up or going back to bed?
Ash: mmm..
Boogie: Little of both?  I'll see you later.

Ashley heads back to bed.
**perhaps as much to avoid the how the date conversation as to sleep.

Boogie comes into the darkened room to grab something..

Ash: Boogs, are you better today?
Boogie: Yeah.. Not as much pain, little less swollen.
Ash: Good.

9:47am And back outside he goes with a load of laundry..  and then to the shower.. oops, forgot something..
..and back to the shower... and done
**nobody needs a boogie perv cam pic, right? Well.. just in case..

I'm feeling generous..



10:00am BBT Fishies!  This time, I think BB means it! I hope!  Wakey, Wakey houseguests!  It's time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds!

10:11am
Frank tells Boogie about the night with Ashley, in great detail..

Boogie: She casually mentioned to me that he had an anxiety thing..
Frank: Oh and she said he totally has a conspiracy thing about all of us working together.
Boogie: Get him out.  That kid knows too much..  So talked a little game.. and then what happened?
Frank: The fish died and I was like, fu-fu-f*ck..
Boogie: Was she like?  Do something???
Frank: And she was like, I just wanted to make sure you didn't think I was doin' this as some kind of strategy..
Boogie: Sure baby.. Of course not.  It's always part game.  3%.. 5%.. 70%?

Frank: I was like, we can make out on the couch, and she was like, what?  Seriously?  and I just got up and pulled her down..
Boogie: But you didn't wanna push it and see how far it could go?
Frank: ..and I was like, if you wanna come back for the palm treatment later..
Boogie: No way.. Wow, dude.  This is great.  Got your DRs ready for today?
Frank: She was like.. Should  we tell anybody we kissed?  She was worried about the showmance.. and I said, people are more worried bout mine and Mike's Bromance, trust me.

10:15am
BB: Ashley, please come to the DR.
Boogie: It starts!

Frank: I think Dan was wantin' to come up and talk with Danielle last night.. He's paranoid about Britney seein' em..  But I got down and Britney's just posted up in the kitchen, and I went and passed out.
Boogie: oh, they never came up?  There's not much to discuss.  Wil has got to go.
Frank: I think he wanted to talk about next week.

Frank: But I did get out of her that she'd put out Shane and a pawn if she got HoH.
Boogie: She wouldn't put up Britney?
Frank: I think we could talk her into it.

Boogie: Uch.. I'd love to f'in dump and HoH to Ashley.. That would be John Blaze.. Dump that sh*t to her.  "Congratulations Ashley, you are the new Head of Household." "What??"
Frank: huhhhhh??

10:21am
Wil comes outside and joins Frank and Boogie on F3/4

Talk turns to music..  Queen, specifically.  Wil calls Freddy Mercury "Eddie," and before my ears can bleed from the treachery of this heinous error, Boogie and Frank correct him.  Royalty, child.  Absolute royalty.

10:30am
Wil remains outside with Boogie.  Frank's gone to the kitchen.  Ashley's in the Storage Room..  She and Frank pass on her way from the Storage to the Bathroom..

Outside, Wil is trashing Ian to Boogie.. and Boogie's playing along..  Then.. After a few minutes of dead silence, Boogie goes inside.

10:33am F1 - Perv cam's on Ashley in the shower..

**how you feelin' after last night, baby girl? please remember he's boogie's protege'.  And Ash.. if you want coverage, you should really hang a towel over that stall door.. when you get close to it, it's pretty darn see through.I'm not putting those pics up here though.  People are gonna have to use flashback to see you all nekked.

10:45am
Joe is up, but barely conscious.  BB calls him to the DR anyway.

10:50am
Backyard - Couch
Ash, Wil, Frank, Boogie, Joe

They're talking about why the food for the fish is so minimal and wondering if BB wants the fish to die..

Frank: Big Brother House is just a giant fishtank and everybody's just watching us swim around.
Ash: Pretty much.
Frank: Oh man..

**I'm wondering if Frank's going to give the feeders a private hello later about how he spoke about Ashley to Boogie, because it dawns on me that Frank's only choice there is to be callous, so Boogie feels no threat whatsoever between their bromance.

11am BBT
F3/4
Backyard chatter about Cod, Joe's weight loss and the late hour they went to sleep.. and the Have Not craving conversation that lasted an hour..

Ash: Have Nots ends tonight, right?
Joe: Tomorrow night.. I'll either be in a hotel by then.. and if I'm outa here, f*ck eatin.

Talk turns to music by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet..

11:14am
Talking about Britney..
Wil: Last night she asked me how many times have you masturbated in this house, and I told her, and when I asked her, she was like, Noooo!!!
 Frank: I was suprised when I brought up the blumpkins she wasn't opposed..

Ian joins the backyard folk.

Frank: Man, it's gotten a lot hotter in the past 30 minutes.
Wil: Yeah, I can't stand it anymore.  I'm going inside.
Joe: Our bags are already in storage.
Wil: I can't wait to see my bag!  Top of the line stuff..

Frank and Wil both go inside.  Frank makes his way to the bathroom and checks in with Dan.. They speak in full voice as they chat in the kitchen..  He tells him who's where.. Wil is in earshot.

Dan: I had a horrible dream.  My wife wouldn't talk to me. 
Wil: I've had that dream..
Dan: Chelsea, I love you.

11:19am
Dan and Frank move it into the Kicks Room..

Frank: What's goin' on?
Dan: I don't know.. She's having a rough time.. Girl stuff..  I think after you did what you said you were gonna do, she's definitely less paranoid.  I know she (Brit) really likes Danielle.   How'd your date go?
Frank: Pretty good.  The fish dyin' didn't help.  Yeah, but they called us in as soon as we got up this morning.. separately..

Frank: Britney was tellin' me night before last about their pool tournament.. and how they wrote on something, but BB took it away and told em they couldn't write on stuff.
Dan: I just like to have some kind of record.  That's one thing I'd like to fight for.. It doesn't effect the game in any way.

Talk turns to ebay.. then..

11:20am
Frank: I'm sure we can find some time to talk with Danielle today.
Dan: She's worried people are gonna think she's a villain..  I told her as long as she's not trashing people in the DR, she'll be fine.
Frank: Also, Janelle played a different game this time..
Dan: I think she's just being emotional cuz it's that time.

Talk turns to Shane.  Frank's worried about him moving to Los Angeles.. thinks he'll get taken by bad people..

11:28am
Checking in on Ian and Ashley, chatting in the backyard.. Ashleyt's telling him about a friend of hers she thinks will adore him.. Then a scoch of game and PA bonding..

Ashley: If we can both make it through one more week, we'd be golden.
Ian: yes!   I want fall biking.
Ash: I would totally do that with you! Know what else we could do?  We could go to Kennywood for Scare?
Ian: The Halloween things..
Ash: You knw where we should go??  The science center!!

Ian:  I would totally love that.  I've always thought about getting a job there..
Ash: You know.. If you stay in a L.A a little bit, we should go to the Griffith Observatory.. And in Pittsburgh?  We should go to the Andy Warhol Museum.

11:33am Boogie joins them on the couch outside.. Draconian is the word of the moment... Ian used it.  Boogie loves it.  Hold tight for samples.

11:42-48am
F1/2 - Frank, Wil and Joe are chatting around the kitchen counter about the heat outside and their preferred A/C temps.  Ashley enters the kitchen area to get a drink, then moves on to the bathroom..then back to the kitchen. Talk turns to Joe's weight loss and the fiber in slop.  Ashley can't find her sunglasses.

F3/4 - Ian and Boogie are talking about BB1..

11:48am
Ian and Boogie's talk turns to game..

Ian: and I'm sure you coached him a little bit before the ice cream date.
Boogie: Absolutely.
Ian: I hope she gets it.

Boogie: You don't think she'd ever put you up, do you?
Ian: I never actually sit and talk game with her..
Boogie: It'd be funny if she won What does America Think?
Ian: I think she'd put up Joe at this point.  He's kinda like our Chicken George.. but slippery.
Boogie: Exactly.
Ian: Especially seeing him escape it again this week..  When it comes down to it, who would you rather hang on a vine against.
Boogie: Wil's gotta go.  His attitude it getting to me too.  Super Neg.
Ian: Yeah, not good.  And Ashley would be someone good to have around for a hot minute..
Boogie: So many weak players..
Ian: Especially when we get to those time trial games.. like morph.. Chicken George was in those, right?
Boogie: Yeah.. He'd get like 20 minutes more than us, on average.


11:52am
Joe joins Boogie and Ian in the backyard...

Joe: Are we all good?  Does anyone need any more campaigning outa me?
Boogie: We're good.
Ian: Wil hasn't even spoken to me.
Boogie: Me neither.  His head's already in Louisville.
Ian: I hate to say anything, but it's looking like him..  He asked me to let him know if it was him, but I wanna wait on that a while.. I don't wanna create a Kamikaze action.
Joe: Plus you can't.
Ian: I know.. more of a "hey, bud, doesn't look good.."

11:55am
Joe: What's your guess on this week's HoH?
Ian: What does America think? 

A bit of Howie bashing..

Ian: They always ask "who will pee in the pool?"  It'll be me or Dan, and they'll probably choose me, since I've done goofier sh*t.

Frank sticks his head out and asks if anyone knows what a merkin is..  They don't.

He tries inside with Wil and Ash..

Frank: Ya'll know what a merkin is?  (no one does)  It's a pubic wig.. It's a wig for a woman's vagina.. My big secret is I own a merkin shop in Naples, FL.

Frank leaves.. Wil whispers to Ashley.. 

11:59am
F1
Wil: I know I'm leaving tomorrow.  Do me a favor and get him out.
Ash: He's playing Boogie's game.  To a T.

 Boogie enters on cue.

....and on that note, this concludes the morning update.   I'm gonna take about an hour break, and then I'll start the afternoon updates!  Please mind the critters on the live feeds while I'm gone.

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