The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday!
While the HGs have been talking quite a bit about the end game lately, I've been thinking about it too. BB is going to need to speed things up a bit in the next several days. After tomorrow's Fast Forward Double Eviction Live Show, we have only 1 Live Show Thursday left.. So here's what I'm thinking. 1 week from tomorrow will be the final 3 HoH Endurance Comp on the feeds. And here's how I think we're going to get there:
- Thursday, September 6th: Live Double Eviction that brings us from 7 HGs to 5.
- Tuesday, September 11th: Taping of Eviction that brings us from 5 to 4.
- Wednesday, September 12th: Taped Eviction Show airs on CBS.
- Thursday, September 13th: Live Eviction that brings us to Final 3 AND Start of Final 3 HoH, which is always Endurance.WootWoot!
- Friday, September 14th or Saturday, September 15th: Part 2 of Final 3 HoH.
- Wednesday, September 19th: Live Finale with part 3 of final 3 HoH, Final 3 becoming 2, live jury QnA... and a winner!
- Bonus: Real is hosting a Finale Party in Los Angeles on Thursday, September 20th. If you're unable to attend, no worries... They'll also be showing it on the feeds for live feeds subscribers.
If you were early to bed last night, make sure to check out Lessa's Late Night WHOOPS! before you get started on the Overnight Report. Fun Flashback! :0) And away we go!!
We join this conversation in progress..
F1 and 2
Dani: If me and him were the last 2 people on earth, I would go without..
Dani: I mean, do you think you're that good looking?
Shane: He thinks the next comp will be America's questions, and Joe asked Frank, if it's who do you think looks better in a bathing suit, and he said himself.
Dani: Are you kidding? He's a big, hairy oaf.
Dani: He's so ugly to me.. Someone told me he said I should'nt even be here.. that I was supposed to be on a dating show. I'm not speaking out of madness. I'm speaking the truth.. cuz I'm so frustrated. Who on the block says they're gonna put a w for all their wins? He thinks he's comin' back for allstars..
Shane: He may.. He May..
Dani: THIs game is a social game.. I'm not the prettiest person in the world.
Shane: Oh stop. You're gorgeous..
Dani: But in real life, do you thinnk I would choose you (frank) .
Shane: He's a cocky guy..
Dani: He stinks! It's not attractivr, and you are red headed, no matter what you say. It's not brown. When you leave this house, you should be a carrot top impersonator.
Dani's Frank bash goes on..
Dani: Guys, you don't understand how much I love this game.. Oh right.. I didn't give up my whole life? He's pissed me off and thrown me down..
Shane: And farted on you.
Dani: Who does that??
Shane: He's disgusting. I'm sorry, but I have manners. I hold in farts.
Dani: he's so inconsiderate.
Shane: That's a good word. I will agree with that.
Dani: We should take his --- away and put icy hot in it..
Shane: Can you imagine? Icy hot up your butt? So mean. That's a great idea though..
Dani: And he's always talkin' about how they stick out of his butt and he just pops em back up with his fingers.. He's so gross.
Shane; If I had hemorrhoids, I would keep it quiet.
Dani: He's so gross, Shane.. and the only other available guy was Frank..
Shane: Thats right.. Wil was gay, Boogie's old.. Did you know he was gonna ask Kara on a date?
Dani: He did ask Kara on a date. She came to be crying..
Dani: Jenn came to me saying, do you know all the gurls are gonna hate you because of Shane?
Shane: I'm sure he would've gone for you, if I wasn't here.
Talk turns to Kara and how hard it was for Danielle when she was on the block.
Shane heads out, then returns back a minute later to tell Danielle she can say she wasn't feeling well to explain her absence to the others, as he just told them she had a headache.
12:10am Checking the Quad...
Jenn: These mic packs are the best on the world. They're like tanks. They're f'in incredible. They're wireless. We're walkin' around with wireless mikes, and the antennas are all over the house.
Dan: They're hidden though..
Jenn: Yeah, they're mainly hidden. You can see em outside.
Dan: The audio people probably have a fit with me, draggin' it all over the plave..
Jenn: You better believe it.
Dan: 4 grand each?
Jenn: 4 to 5..
Dan: No wornder they were so pissed when whatshername.. (Chima chucked it in the jacuzzi)
What surprises Jenn is that BB has them wear the mike packs during messy comps..
Checking the Quad, we find Ian on the hammock, Joe by the jacuzzi., Shane barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen and Jenn et all at the table.
Frank comes into the bathroom.. Dani's in the shower..
Frank: You feelin' alright, boo?
Danielle: Yeah.. I think it's just a hangover..
Frank: Dan just beat me.
Dani: Did he?
Dani: I think I'm gonna go to bed.
Frank: Yeah.. I think I'm gonna wash my face and go to bed too..
Joe's prepping pickle relish, Shane's on the egg n veggies.. Dan, Jenn are still at the dining table, Dani's in the shower..
Shane: I just know I'm gonna be up for at least 2 hours..
**i don't suppose you could schedule some nekkid jacuzzi time in there?
Shane: Yeah.. I had a long nap.
Joe: You should probably just go to bed, Frank.
Shane: hahaha.. 33 minutes..
Frank: He's got me wantin' some eggs now.
Whose cooking show would you be more apt to watch? Apologies to Joe, but I've gotta go with Frank.. His soft talking cooking segments have had me hooked since early in the season..
Joe: Midnight is snack-thirty.
Ian hems n haws over whether he wants a snack or bed. He opts for snack..
F1 and 2
Dan and Jenn
Dan: I think sometimes, livin' with you, I forget..
Jenn: That's good.. I'da been screwed if there was a big metal fan here.
Dan: No one from any serious band has ever been.. Not on this show.
Jenn: That was definitely discussed early on.
Dan: How would you..
Dan: Who in the house? Cuz I don't hear you talking about it with anyone..
Jenn: Just Wil.. cuz he knows the business and he was burned by it.. He, like you, would appreciate it. Kara, JoJo, Willie.. no idea. Boogs new.
Dan: He knew?
Jenn: Yeah, but he respected it. He wasn't like, "She sold a milion records! Send her out the door!" I was worried he was gonna do that on live tv..
Jenn: I told Wil, I told Ashley..
Dan: You told me super early.. Why?
Jenn: I told you 1st. I just knew I could tell you. We deal with people similarly.. and obviously in the back of my mind, I was thinking this guy could be a huge asset at some point..
Jenn: When Joe was capaigning to me today, I was like, Joe, I've heard some things, and I hear that if you won HoH, you'd be coming after me.. He's like, that's hearsay.. I was just like, You know? You were acting weird around me for a few days, and all of a sudden your making me stuff for slop? I'm not stupid..
Fishy time check 12:42a
Back at 12:45a
Jenn: His history with the HoHs speaks for itself.. I know Frank talked to her.. I think she is gaming Shane, but she is a little boy crazy, and I don't want her to let that stuff cloud her judgement.
Dan: You have to be careful.. She's really sensitive..
Jenn: She is really smart, and she's a good actress.. I think her and I.. We'll nail it shut tomorrow.. I think she wants to cover herself from all angles..
Dan: Ideally you'd like Joe to have to beat you, me and Danielle in the next HoH..
Jenn: Do you wanna send Frank home?
Dan: I could go either way..
Jenn: I think Frank needs to stay another week. Joe's dangerous too..
Dan: The thing for me? I don't know how much Frank really trusts me..
Jenn: That's the issue.. I talked to him about that..
Dan: It's scary for me. At this point, i have that trust in you.
Jenn: We're rollin'.. I'm fine making other people think different.
Dan: For me, it's gonna depend a lot on Danielle.. and she's straight told me she doesn't like him.
Jenn: I know.. I'm not gonna lie. I'm nervous for him.. And then Joe stays. uch. I think Joe's getting nervous.. I let him win at bags today, to make him feel better.
Dan: There comes a point for you and me as well.. If Danielle wins that.. and we make that deal..
Jenn: She's in boyland.. Sometimes I forget she's 23.. I remember bein' 23 and girl crazy..
Dan: Imagine being with the female equivalent of Shane.
Jenn: I understand it inside and out.
Dan: What's goin' on in there?
Jenn: Joe's telling a story?
Dan: Maybe they're fake fighting?
Let's check.. Nope. Just being loud.
Jenn: I have really nothing to say to him..
Dan: The good thing is he can't play next week.. and the way he's talking today, about jury, it's almost like he feels like he's out the door.
Jenn: No one goes upstairs.. It's like.. You do need someone in this game.. You don't need to be up their asses all the time.. but this is where his social game falters.. He had Britney for that.
Dan and Jenn have a good giggle about Ian's social mistakes..
Danielle's perched on the couch, in a mask and a towel, post shower..
Shane comes outside for bag-o with joe..
Frank joins Danielle in the bathroom..
Then Danielle says she may be PMSing.. She's not sure, as she only gets her period once every 3 months, and she had it at the beginning of the season, but that was a fluke, because she wasn't supposed to get it then, and was just around too many girls. They move on to Danielle's makeup regime.. Frank feigns interest.. Then hair products, etc.. and pregnancy..
**I'm waiting for the altered version of this to come.. Shane: I was sittin' there in my towel and he would not stop lookin' at my boobs! He was tryin' to steal a look at mah coochie!
Dan and Ian are in the kitchen.. Ian's cleaning, and Dan comments that mess really seems to get his goat. Ian says he was cast for that, partially. Talk turns to the silly things BB puts in the chyron for HGs.. Libra was "The Chameleon Mom." Michelle was "The Firecracker."
Cornhole continues outside..
Ian and Dan wonder if a particular fight will be aired or if it made it to the feeds.. When Ian called someone inbred?
Ian: I was pissed. It was more the blindside than the act itself.. Also, the utter pointlessness.
Ian: I didn't like the delivery too much either.
Dan: ♫do do, do do, dodododododoo..
Danielle: (from the bathroom) You know you do that all the time now, Dan?
Dan: That's cuz of Jenn.
Ian: I just thought of a series of threads on a forum.. 1 was "Will Janelle ever be bettered (as an HG)"
Skippy's a Janie fan. Feeds flip away to Danielle and Jenn in the bathroom.. Danielle has a new audience for her PMS complaints.
Shanew comes into the bathroom, just in time for Danielle to pop a big zit on her forehead. Outside, Frank has joined the throw the ball across the yard into the hoop game..
Shane wonders if they have a luxury comp tomorrow. Dan comes inside with a grasshopper under a glass. Danielle shrieks. Jenn checks it out. Shane plucks his nosehairs. Ian comes in to scare Danielle with the Monkey. He does. She grabs it and makes her way outside to the grill, can't figure out how to turn the gas on, and back, and chasing ensues..
1:42am And we're back to zit time..
Danielle: Jenn, how do you not notice that?
Jenn: Cuz I'm not looking.
Dan hugs the ladies goodnight.
Danielle: I look like a unicorn.
Jenn: Are you done with it? Breaking up with it?
Danielle: Yes. I'm about to go to bed too.. I don't want this thing on camera any longer than necessary.
Danielle tells Jenn she loves her, Jenn replies in kind. They hug goodnight..
Dan: You goin' to bed?
Dan: Mind of I leave the light on to do a little reading?
Danielle: No.. go ahead.. I can sleep with the light on.
Danielle: He frakin' loves this dog.
Dan: It's always on his shoulder.
Dan reads from the bible aloud.. "The decalog of Roman Catholics is based upon.."
Shane says goodnight to Frank, Joe and Ian, and heads inside..
Ian says goodnight to Frank and Joe, and heads inside. Jenn and All QP members are now inside.. I wonder if the QP will have a little meeting.. Joe and Frank continue throwing the ball cross court. Franks gotten very close a number of times, but no cigar.
Dan, Danielle and Shane
Dan's talking about Chelsea. He knew he would marry her the day they met. Talk turns to chastity before marriage.. and Chelsea's little brother.. and back to Chelsea.. and the wedding.. and asking her father for her hand..
Joe: In the old testament it's only for procreation.
Danielle: Well, (paraphrasing) the old testament's irrelevant now anyways.
Checking the Quad, we find Frank has joined Jenn in the bedroom.. Shes whispering to him about Joe throwing her name around and lying about it.
Frank: I think our best best is look, I'm wanting to move forward with you and her.
Jenn: I've never lied to the f'in chick.. I've always done her right. I'm just gonna approach it like that. Just give me the respect.. She saw me, and she was like, "You knew something.." I was like, I just don't buy this. I was like, maybe you'll buy it when he says goodbye to everyone. The way he was leaning up to Danielle, I was like, oh my God..
***I'm wondering what she's on about, then she refers to Britney, so we're talking BB14 history at this point, not current events.. Back to the PoV comp that "led" to the Funeral...
Frank: It wasn't that Britney got in her ear and told her to do it. Dan just got paranoid during the 24 hour thing.. I would just talk to her and tell her, you know, you.. She has.. Be like, Frank tells me everything..
Jenn: I do.. I told her, sweetheart, there's deals flyin' around everywhere in the house.
Frank: Be like, Frank still doesn't really trust Dan. He's just waiting to hear what you wanna do.
2:15am Checking the Quad, it's lights out and tickle game on in Skid Row..
2:30am Sweet dream, houseguests.. See you in the morning...
2:45am -- Nope! Not quite yet!
Joe leaves the room to get some water.. Shane follows..
Dan: Danielle, are you up?
Dan: Has Frank been weird with you at all.
Danielle's more concerned with the temperature in the room. It's too hot for Shane to cuddle.
Dan: We gotta start looking ahead.. Not at Joe. Shane's trying to cover his bases. It's something we gotta watch.
Danielle: Yeah. I agree.
Dan: Ok.. Go back to bed.
Shane joins Joe out at the hot tub.. Joe is not looking forward to "putting up with Frank tomorrow."
Joe: He needs 2 things.. 1 is to get his heart broken.
Shane: By a girl?
Joe: He's got an ego the size of Texas.
Shane: He's a little immature for his age. He's almost 30.
Joe: He needs to grow up and support himself.. But he's got a good heart.
Shane: Everyone in this game.. besides Willie.
Joe: He's just a product of his environment.
Shane: Yeah.. He's got no one else to tell him what not to do.
Joe: People are usually products of their environment.
Shane: Well said.
***Thank you to the Wiz who told Shane to stop misusing Touche.
Talk turns to Dan... Joe's hating on him less. Then back to Frank..
|Skippy thinks he's funny, keeping Shane in the 2 shot and the Single on Joe.|
Joe: I'm give him credit. He's a smart, intellectual, athletic dude, but he's not gonna win this shit.
Shane: maybe allstars, if they call him back.
Joe: You're gonna find when we get outa here that I've always been honest with you.
Shane: Same here. I've never ragged anyone in the DR either.
Joe: I have.
Shane: Oh I have too.
This meeting of the minds is ongoing at 2:58am..
Shane: Was that a yawn? What we have to do is wake up tomorrow at 9..
Joe: We have to start working out together. I worked out tonight, but that was the 1st time in 9 days.
Shane: I wish we had a treadmill inside.
Joe: I've just been lazy..
Shane: My thing is my diet..
Joe: Not doin' anything, not burning those calories..
**shush. I swear i'll get back to the gym after season. **guilty.
|Seriously, Skippy? Come on. Gimme some pretty Shane to look at..|
Shane: It might be a double tomorrow..
Joe: It very well could be..
Shane: Or maybe another eviction on Sunday..
**You're getting closer..
Joe: Double Evict Thursdays are great for the viewers..
3:04am They dissolve into chatter..
Joe: We might be back next year to host one.. Come in and cook the house dinner.
**BB fans, I believe we just heard one Pandora's Box for BB15..
Shane: Do you ralize you and I are the only ones left from our teams?
Joe: Yes I do.. It's crazy. Both our coaches are gone..
Shane: Dan and Dani..
Joe: There's still 3 of Boogie's.. but if things go well, it'll be 1, 1, 1, 1.. You, me, Ian and Dani.. And the coaches'll be watching, going, man, I coulda had 100,000 dollars. If one of us win it, one of them coulda had 100 grand that they gave up.
Shane: Oh man.. All 4 coaches would still be here too.. Lotta people in the house.
Joe: It'll be cool if it works out.. You, me Danielle and Ian..
Shane: 4 people in this house? Can you imagine what it's gonna look like? 16 to 4..
Joe: You gotta be optimistic.. Worse case scenario, there's a casualty of war. We gotta stick together. I cried over Britney, but you gotta stick together.
**Joe's talking about the fake alliance he was part of.. only he doesn't know it was fake.
**Skippy's still on my sh*t list.
Talk turns to seeing their families at the finale, and the jury and final 3 to final 2...
Talk turns to trust.. In Joe's mind, he's been in an alliance with Shane since he pledged his allegiance to him weeks ago..
Joe: I will say Ian is my suprise of the season.. That he's turned out a decent dude.
Shane: He's never even been nominated!
Joe: He said a winner has never been not nominated.
Shane: Well, if Jenn gets it, that'll end quick.
Joe: But we've got me, you and Dani to win it.. against Jenn and Dan. If the odds are in our favor. Every time we've had the odds, the opposite has happened.
Shane: That's why this game is so effin stressful.
Joe: I don't know if I can handle back to back weeks on the block.
Shane: That's why you need to win an hoh.
Joe: Absolutely. And it'll be a lot easier for me to win an Hoh with Frank gone.
Shane: Agreed to that. (pause) You try to goto bed and you have so many scenarios running through your head.
Joe: It's just gonna get worse.. It's gonna haveto speed up next week.
Shane: I just don't wanna be the next one to jury..
Shane: I can't wait to see his face. I hope Julie says, "With a 3 to 1 vote, Joe.. You are safe. Frank, you are evicted."
Talk turns to what will air on the Wednesday Show tonight..
Shane: I woinder if Frank's gonna even pack his bags.
Joe: i bet he wont. He didn't last time. I would not have the balls to do that.
Shane: That's when you know someone's cocky. That is a ballsy move. Crazy. I guess sittin' here makes you a little tired. More than the bedroom.. September 4th. I just remember July 4th.. Crazy.. The sad thing about this week.. The Pandora's Box? I think it'll be bad for the HoH.
Joe: I aint opening it.
Shane; You have to. It's always been opened.
Joe: Dude, I aint riskin' Frank poppin' back in here.
Shane: He should be happy. He's leavin' with 35 Hundo.
**which is wonderful when the goal is 500k. **headdesk.
Shane: What sucks about now is a lot of the games are gonna get mental. Definitely not up my alley.
Joe: We just gotta study..
Shane: I've never seen the final 4 in any season.
Joe: I've seen the face mixup thing.. That was in the final 3.
Shane: Is it from the pictures on the memory wall?
Joe: Yeah.. They mix em together..
Shane: And you gotta do it the quickest?
Joe: And gettem right. Jeff won that his season.. Last year, not his 1st season.
Shane: There's an endurance, a more physical one, and then questions..
Joe: If you win the first one, then you're automatically in the questions..
Shane: I'm sad I've never seen those.. How the end actually goes. How do they do that? There's 2 people and one gets to pick? Do they get to pitch it?
Joe: Most times it's pre-planned. Hayden knew he was takin' Lane.. That's why Enzo got screwed and so did Britney.. They had such a strong alliance, they brought themselves to the 3.
Shane: Hopefully we will to.
Joe: It feels good. It feels like we're on to something. Might be a destiny.
Shane: Might be. I hope. Something's gotta happen.
3:32am The meeting of the BB braintrust is ongoing..
3:48am I think this time they mean it.. Sweet dream, houseguests..
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