The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Double Eviction Live Show Thursday! It's going to be a huge night in the Big Brother house.. I hope to see you all here tonight for the BBDish Live Show Viewing party!
Frank is still unaware of his true vote status. Danielle told Jenn Wednesday afternoon that Frank would be going home, and Jenn has not revealed it to Frank. Time to cut losses and run with those who are staying, rather than fight a losing battle for someone who was willing to cut you not too long ago, I guess..
Another curious thing that's just started happening Wednesday, and you'll see more examples of in the overnight report.. Danielle has now taken to regularly lying to Dan. First it was sins of omission, and it's now graduated into just outright lies.. It's an interesting development..
Anyhow.. Let's check in on our HGs on the live feeds...
12am As we rejoin our houseguests, the big shocker for me is this: the backyard is still open. Those must be some easy sets for tomorrow.
12:10an Ian's inside fixing some eggs for himself and Dan, Danielle has just left the hot tub crew of Joe, Frank and Shane. Joe was razzing her about being too southern. Jenn's napping, and Dan is in the shower.
12:14am Danielle says goodnight to the guys and goes inside to wash her face. Shane says he wont be able to sleep tonight..
12:21am Shane, Frank and Joe are talking movies. Shane is raving about some Bollywood pics. Joe hated Slumdog Millionaire.
12:23am The big question on my mind is, will Danielle's face be live show ready?
Dan's grossed out that his back is breaking out. Danielle enthusiastically offers to pop them. Dan declines. Opting instead for zit cream.
Shane joins Danielle in the bathroom..
Joe and Frank
Frank: Whoever says has 5 more people to get through..
Joe: I think there's more to Danielle and Dan. Just intuitively. Just my gut tells me there's something there, and my gut wont let it go. Like my dad used to say, there's shit rotting in Denmark somewhere. The math don't add up. With how lovely dovey they are now. I could be wrong.
Frank: Who f'ing knows with that situation?
Joe: Wednesday's about gone now.
Frank: Anybody listening in the back, I would like to hear the Altman Brothers "Melissa" in the morning. What the hell, play a little Lynnyrd Skynnyrd "Tuesday's Gone" while you're at it.. What a summer.. Have you got a speech for tomorrow?
Joe: I haven't really thought about it yet.. I usually do.
Frank: I had a dream last night that Joe won this game and laughed in all our faces. Don't let that dream come true!
After brief fishies, Frank and Joe are heading inside, making sure to grab the ball, so BB doesn't take it from them. The net is already in. I go to the quad to find Danielle picking Shane's face..
Done in the bathroom, Danielle passes through the dining area and says good night. Everyone says goodnight, and Frank wishes her sweet dreams.
Shane heads in to bed.. Dan says he'll be there in about 15. Frank's washing his face in the bathroom.
Shane: I'm not gonna lay on your boobs.
Joe: (entering) Have you lost your mind??
Shane: Have you seen the cameras?
Joe: They're just pillows.
Joe: I've got Dan occupied.. You've got a good 45 minutes.. We're gonna make a lot of noise, and you're probably gonna hear, "Joe, Stop That!" I recommend you start out with a backrub and a good ear nibble.
Danielle: We're Mr and Mrs Smith
Shane: I would've definitely killed you before you killed me.
Joe and Ian
Joe: I got 8 minutes to campaign with ya. (joking) I think we're all square.
Ian: I don't know where Dan's going..
Joe: Doesn't matter.. We got Shane and Danielle.. I just now went back to them, and they said, "There's not a snowball's chance in hell he's getting our votes.
Joe: And with Frank gone, we all have a much better shot at the games.
Ian: With Frank gone, I think Shane will win most of em.
Joe: And I feel I can beat Shane. Also, I'm due.
Ian: Coin flips, baseball..
Joe: If we get a crapshoot, I'm due.. The other part... No one knows about us.. and I'm a perfect number 2, as far as I'm concerned. You could win 500 grand easy next to me. And I'm happy with 50 grand.
Joe: I think Jenns' the only one coming after you..
Ian: I think Jenn probably is the only person who would put me up..
Joe: Let's just think about winning..
Ian: Tomorrow.. Get that room for yourself.. Put up Dan and Jenn and send one of em home. They're the big trouble makers. Shane and Danielle can wait. Dan's dangerous, and Jenn can just float by forever. If you put up the 2..
**Object: get 1 QP against 1 non-QP.
Joe: Jenn's the only person he could take to 2 and win. He could take 1st. Who's gonna give it to Jenn.
Ian: I would even give it to you over her.
Joe: What I like about you is you've made tough strategic moves..
Ian: Puttin' up Frank and Ash was harrrd to do. Voting Boogie out was harrrd to do.
Joe: You've made key decisions..
Ian hasn't actually bent over to receive all the butt kissing, but...
Ian: If Ashley had just kept playing her loosy goosy game, she would've been dragged to the final 5, but as soon as she hooked up with Boogie and Frank, she blew her game. So basically, I made a move that ensured I traded places with Ashley in line..
1am -- Dan comes outside to shake hands and say goodnight.. then back in..
Ian: Apart from that, I heard she'd been canoodling with Frank. It would be one thing if she'd been honest, but if she's trying to obscure it and play me?
It's bible time with Dan.. Tonight's lesson - adultery and divorce in Catholicism.
F1/2 - Ian and Joe continue outside. Ian's rehashing the game and his role in some key decisions..
Dan and Shane are playfully quizzing Danielle on her preferences in men.. Every answer is Shane.
Dan: Dark or light hair?
Shane: Bush or no bush?
Dan: Lean or muscular? Northeast or Northwest?
Shane: With a dog or without?
Dan: With a bulldog or without. hehehe
Dan: Did you guys ever think you were in love before?
Shane: Once.. I let her go. It wasn't meant to be.
Dan: Do you guys think if you came in here with a boyfriend or girlfriend things would've been different?
Shane: I wouldn't be laying here in a bed with Danielle. That's a no no.
Danielle: I would be worried.. that the separation..
Dan: Did you know that your girl season 8 had a boyfriend, and they showed him watching the showmance?
Shane: Brutal. She had a real showmance?
Dan: Yeah. They even dated after the show.
Shane: F her.
Dan: She's cool though.. She's super nice.
Shane: She seems like a bad ass.. but outside she's a nice girl?
Dan: She's kind of a more bad ass Boogie.. There'll probably be some former houseguests at our wrap party.. I'm hoping Memphis'll be here.
Dan: She's about due for a massage..
Shane: She is..
Danielle: He never gives me one.
Dan: Will you turn the lights out?
Shane: Sure. (he does) Please don't fart.
Shane: Don't touch me. Ouch! You bastard. She pinched me really hard. I'm gonna dutch oven your ass.
Danielle: You're such a dick.
Shane: Did you just tell me to suck a dick?!
Danielle: I said, you're.. such.. a.. dick.
1:26a Talk turns briefly to tomorrows HoH..
Dan: I want it so bad.. we all do..
Shane: I know.
Ian and Joe
Ian is retelling the whole season, from his perspective, in terms of how decisions made effected Joe's and his own longevity in the game.
Ian: ..so I'm sitting at that nomination ceremony.. and then Frank gets houseguests choice and picks Ashley..
They move on to Ian rehashing the whole season in terms of drama, flips and twists..and Joe occasionally echoing something Ian says.. or offering a yeah..
Ian: The nuttiest flippin' floppin' power switchin' season I've ever seen..
Everyone else is sleeping, and as much as I adore Ian, I've not only seen the season, I've been transcribing it since the feeds went live, so, I'm not feeling to do it again right now.
Joe: So what happens this week though?
Ian: Knowing how this game works out, the contest will probably be, who has the most tattoos.. Alright. I'm gonna go to bed.
Ian: My least favorite day of the week.
Joe: Oh it's my most favorite when I'm not on the block.
Joe heads into the kitchen. Ian gathers his laundry and brings it inside, then straight up to HoH and to the restroom, where he forgets his mike is still on.
Joe: Someone please remind Janelle she said she was givin' me one of the puppies.. I still want one. And pray for me. Pray I get the votes this week.
Joe moves outside..
Joe: Wacky Wednesday has come to a close. It's time for Thursday. Let's see if we can pull off a big victory against Frankster. Everybody says it's lookin' good, but we shall see.
Ian's up in HoH, getting ready for bed. Joe's come inside, gone to storage, back to the kitchen, then back outside to toss a few beanbags, before soaking his feet in the jacuzzi..
While I'm upstairs getting screenshots of Ian hugging his teddy and snakey...
Danielle: Are you leavin'?
Joe: No.. I'm comin' over there..
Danielle: I'm still not over the whole Dan thing.. You're dead to me.. and I'm tired of guys having to tell Shane to be sweet.. Is he a mama's boy? I'm just tied of feeling so unwanted. I'm so lonely in this house.
Danielle: I'm still upset. I'm still really upset.
Joe: You've got to move on, because we are in a game. you're allowed to have every emotion.. I think what he did was cruel..
Danielle: What hurts more is thinking.. That he meant what he said..
Joe: I know it's very hard to see this.. but as harsh as the words were, he said Dead to me in this game. This is a very serious game to Dan.
Danielle: I don't give 2 f*cks.
Joe: I know you don't baby.
Dan pokes his head out the door..He doesn't have his contacts in..
Danielle: I'm just upset.
Dan: Is that Danielle?
Dan: Did you tell him this?
Danielle: No, I told him I was missin' my family.
Danielle: I had a dream that it wasn't an act, and it really bothers me.
Dan: Do you realize that you're like the only person in the house that I'll actually keep in touch with? I know it's super hard to have faith in me when I pull that stuff on you, but when I'm limited in competitions, that's what I have to do.
Danielle: It's not that I don't trust you. This is how I truly feel. You have no idea the damage you did to me when you did that. You have no idea how upset I was. I remember verbatim what you said.. I felt like you thought I would do something malicious against you..
Dan: Why would I take my only ally. When I tell you something between us, I'm not gonna lie to you about anything.. But you gotta know, when I'm on center stage, I'm doing whatever I can to fool these numbskulls and keep us both in this game. I understand why you went for points, because Frank was going to get them, but no one else needs to know that..
**While Dan is consoling Danielle, Joe is inside telling Shane that Danielle's emotional. They have a rah rah, females and estrogen, we are the superior gender, hate dealing with females couple of moments..
Dan: I know you don't think it.. but the fact that it's still brought up, is awesome.
Danielle: From a game standpoint it is, but I am an emotional person.. I would tell Shane, it's done, it's over, I'm out, before I would ever put you on the block.. I just get so scared.. and i feel so lonely.. and Shane is such a dick.
Dan: I know.
Danielle: I don't know if it's because he's a mama's boy or..
Dan: As a coach, I'll tell you, don't let it effect your heart.
Danielle: You see how he is though..
Dan: He's either not confident in himself, or he doesn't know how to talk to girls, or he doesn't like you.
Danielle: If he doesn't like me, that's fine, but don't sit here and be upset when Frank hits on me..
Dan: Remember week 1 or 2, I said I wanted you to not showmance him, because it can make things get foggy and emotional..
Danielle: I can't hang out with you. We have to act like we hate each other..
Danielle lies to Dan again about what she said to Joe.. Saying that she just talked about her family. It's become a habit today..
Dan: I told her I'd take her to the final 2.. but she never said it back.. every time I tell her something positive..
Danielle: She's always like, girls have to stick together.
Dan: I've been working on scenarios where it's you, me, Jenn and Joe in the final 4.. Win city.
Dan: I'm just thinking.. it probably is tough for you..
Danielle: I know, Ian and Joe.. Joe thinks he has a final 2 with Ian. Me and Ian have never talked about anything past the quackpack.
Dan: I think he'd keep you over Shane though..
Danielle: And Frank? I don't like him at all. I just wanna be like, look, I'm voting you out dude..
Dan: But you can't.. Oh.. This is what I wanted to tell you.. If he came and said, Dan came to me and said it was all fake from the start, just assuming that, and you confirmed it? But I htink I was giving him too much credit.. He's not smart enough.
Danielle: No, but he was like, you were my biggest crush this season, but I didn't want to stick my nose where Shane's... In real life, I woulda told him to get to steppin so long ago..
Dan: If you ever feel like this again, just tap me and I'll come out a couple minutes later.
Danielle: I was layin' there crying, and I knew Shane wouldn't care. I just cared about your feelings and that made me sad.
Dan: If Joe asks, or anyone asks, what did we talk about?
Danielle: We talked about my family.. and how I was homesick..
Dan: I don't wanna give anyone a reason to vote you out.
Danielle: It's Joe. Oh, he even brought up the frikkin' funeral..
Dan: Oh, he did?
Dan: What a frikkin liar.. I didn't even talk to him on the couch.
Danielle: Well he was tryin' to test me on it.. I said, I had a nightmare..
Dan: Frikkin' mohawk rat from Kentucky. He's a little better than Jerry, but Jerry won a coupla comps..
Dan: I'm gonna head in.. If you ever feel bad again, just tap my leg.. and I'll come out.
Danielle: But you were asleep.
Dan: I never sleep. As long as I'm here, it's to protect you. When Shane's douchey, just imagine yourself sharpening a kitchen knife.. He says it again, sharpen the other side...
Danielle: If Joe says anything, he's the one that brought that up. I just told him I was missin' my family.
**not so much.
Dan: Ok. Goodnight..
**yup.. I thought that's what sparked this. Dan mentioning segments featuring boyfriends at home watching showmances play out on BB.
Danielle: I just don't know about Shane.. Is he being sweet in the DR? Is he being mean? Who is the real Shane? Is it too much to ask that someone be nice to me? I just don't get it. Whatever. I'm goin' to bed.
3am Danielle heads inside, grabs a cookie, then to the bathroom to check out the unicorn, back to the kitchen for some milk, and then.. finally.. to bed.
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