Wacky Wednesday Morning is Relative in the BB14 House
Good morning, BB Lovers! It's Wacky Wednesday in the BB14 House! I wonder what shenanigans the HGs will get into on the live feeds today! Will Frank drop any life-in-game saving bombshells? Is there even anything he can possibly say at this late stage of the game to save himself, or is his number up? As it stands, the HGs are letting him think he has the votes, in order to avoid conflict.
Reminder: I hope to see you all tonight for the Wednesday Show Viewing Party here on BBDish. The post will go live at 7:50pm eastern.
If you're just checking in to BBDish for the first time today, please have a look at the previous posts to get up to speed with what went down last night:
9:28am Dan is up, brushing his teeth, changing his batteries.. and.. getting back into bed. lol. psych! Looking around the quad, either Frank is laying in bed awake or he has a very talented, independently acting (shaking) right foot..
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9:55am Still sleepin! If you need a little retail therapy or entertainment while the HGs are sleeping, I recommend the following:
- Evel Dick's BB13 Bag is up for grabs on eBay! Last time I checked it was at $500 smackeroos.. 3 days left.. How high will it go?
- Doh! Boogie took down his eBay sales! Bummer.
- Harjon - the foremost BB collector in the USA- is offering up some of his treasures. He's doing a slow roll out, so keep an eye on this link for more: Big Brother Collectibles
9:59am Fishies!! Wake, Wakey, Houseguests!! It' stime to get up and entertain us on the live feeds! :0)
10:08am And they're up! They don't look happy about it, but they're up! hehehe.. Well, at least Jenn and the block buddies are.. It's a rare cloudy day in Southern California.. Jenn thinks it may even be sprinkling.
Frank: It's rainin' a little.. At least they let us sleep in this morning.. How much you weighin' it at, Joe?
Frank: If I can get a good workout in today.. and a good day of eatin.. I may be close to 185 tomorrow. Why do they have gaps in this? I bet the wish they coud put us on a lockdown this morning so they could fix Wil's face.
Jenn's gone inside to fix herself some coffee.. Skippy shows us that Ian's coccooned up in the HoH bed, Danielle, Dan and Shane are still snoozing in Skid Row..
Frank and Jenn
Frank: So Joe and Shane stayed up late together again last night. I'm sure it's just that they couldn't sleep..
Jenn: I'm sure. I just don't see the selling point in keeping him here.
Frank: He's easy to beat.
Jenn: It's dangerous to have someone around like that.
**Darling, they're keeping you around for exactly the same reasons they're keeping Joe.
10:21a Joe comes back outside, and Jenn turns the conversation to music..
Frank: Dj'all ever sleep so hard on your side, your ear hurts?
Talk turns to sleeping arrangements..
Frank: When me n Joe were sleeping together, we ddin't touch that much, 'cept for when he grabbed my butt.. Most action I got in this house.. Joe grabbin' my butt cheek.
Jenn: Joe goin' in for the kill.
Frank: Correct me if I'm wrong.. We've only had 1 Have Not competition.. This season's definitely been different.. No luxury comps.. (**yet)
Jenn: I like that it's been different though.. Kinda needed to switch up a few things.
Frank: The rain's slowin' down.
Jenn: It is.. It's nice out here though.
Frank: Ya'll ever watch Northern Exposure.
Jenn: I did.
Frank: Did you like it, Joe?
Joe: It's alright.
Frank: I saw a few episodes.. I thought I might buy the box set.
***I *loved* Northern Exposure!
Frank, Jenn, Joe
Frank: I think you should get an ipod in jury..
Joe: iPod and headphones..
Talk turns to music they like..
Jenn: Shoutout to Superpass. Mad love to you guys.. I hope you've enjoyed the season.
**I think she means the feeders. :)
10:36am Joe gets back in bed.. Jenn and Frank remain outside. It's still raining.
Frank: ooh.. I should probably put that cover on the pool table.
Jenn: it's comin' down! Woo! Let it rain, baby!
10:41am Skippy seems not to appreciate the chiding..
We have coffee talk on 1 and 2.. and snoozers on 3 and 4..
Frank: Oh man.l Wednesday.. Blehhhhh!
Jenn: I know. Got work to do today.
Frank: THe thing that gets me about Danielle is she doesn't think about game enough.
Jenn: Frank. She does. She really does. I feel like the past 2 days, not on her toes 1000%.
Frank: What we might have to do.. is tell them we're votin' out Dan, and vote out Ian. We're gonna have to break up Danielle and Shane. I know you don't like it, but I think we ought to get rid of Danielle 1st.
Jenn: I talked to all the girls.. When you and Boogs went up.. I said, We don't have to be up each others asses.. We don't have to be painting each other's toe nails.. but we could at least give each other a shout if someone's in trouble. I'm gonna remind Danielle of that.
Frank: I don't think she's gonna wanna work with Dan.
Jenn: I think Dan still has another week..
Frank: I'd like to see Ian go.. then you or Dan win the HoH.. Danielle is gonna do good in these comps coming up. Shane's not. It's almost best if we go into the final 4 with me you Shane and Dan.
Jenn: I don't mind that either. I wanna work Dan really hard today.. And in a strange roundabout way, we'll still have Danielle (her vote), becaus eof the relationship between she and I..
Frank: What's good is because of what I told Danielle yesterday morning, she'll probably take a shot at him before either of us.
***It's game talk.. but it's pointless, all things considered.
Jenn: I think she feels like you've thrown her name under the bus though.. That's what she told me.. but she wouldn't say who..
Frank and Jenn plan to work it hard today..
Frank: Tell her, me n Frank are close, but we don't have a final 2 deal. We're just trying to get to the final 3 or final 4..
Jenn: Exactly.. and whatever washes out.. I just gotta get her to move past the "He put me up!"
Frank: Tell her.. "Shane put me up.. Shane put Frank up twice.. and we're not salty about it. "
*** 5 minute stretch... brb
BB: Please lower the outside awnings.
Frank: It's not even sunny, yo!
Jenn gets up to help without complaint. Frank follows..Jenn goes inside..
Frank: F*ck me.. Havin' to depend on a 23 year old b.. girl who just wants to get married. (pause) I'm a herk. (pause) So everybody.. I'm told i'm good, but when your fate depends on a girl who is more into her showmance than the game.. Of course you never know with people in thjis house. I want the show to get here tomorrow. I want the votes to be in my favor. I want Jenn or Dan to win the HoH. Maybe even Shane. I don't want Danielle in a place of power again. She runs her mouth too much. I'd like to see Jenn win. I can't compete in the HoH, cuz I took the bench on the Draw Something. Dammit.. Shane my be my best option to win that HoH.. I would like to win that PoV to make sure I don't go up on the block.. Then hopefully, Ian goes home next week and we're down to 5, and I'm competing in that HoH...
**it would take a miracle..
11:23am Jenn comes back outside, ending Frank's monologue.
Frank: Breakfast of champions..
Jenn: Oh yeah.. Everyone's dead ass asleep..
Frank: Danielle gets up early on Tuesdays, cuz she knows it's camera day.
Frank: Nobody else gives a sh*t.
Jenn: All I know is, she's the camera nazi.. She will delete and and all pictures she does not approve of.
11:26am Jenn goes back inside, and Frank resumes his monologue, which is pure fantasy at this point, but he doesn't know it yet.
Frank: ..and then we vote Shane out, and then we're down to the final 3 and it's me, Jenn and Dan. And then if I win the final HoH.. I'll bring Jenn. Say sorry to Dan, but when I was down and out, it was Jenn who came through for me first.. not because she needed anything.. because she trusted me.. Jenn's a grown woman. SHe's got more common sense than anyone in here.
**and you can beat her 7-0. Let's not leave out that little detail.
Frank: I did kinda f up yesterday... That's why I need to HoHs to go the way I need them to. She doesn't have a reason to tell Dan what I said.. It could happen..
**it happened 20 minutes after you told her yesterday, the instant she saw dan.
Frank: There's only 2 weeks left. I just need to get through these next couple days..
11:30am Jenn comes back out.. ending the monologue..
Frank: I almost feel like Shane might be the best option to win the next HoH.
Jenn: I think you're right, because then he can't play in the next one.. which is gooood.
Frank: As long as one of us win PoV.. THe only thing that concerns me is that Danielle might run her mouth to Dan about what I was tellin' her yesterday.
Jenn: But it's true!
Frank: But it might hurt our relationship with Dan.
Frank: As long as he knows that if it's him and Ian up there, that we'd send Ian home..
Jenn: As long as no weird shit happens at the PoV..
Frank: I want you to win this one, then me win #4. I'd be guaranteed final 3.. and you would too.
F 1 /2
Frank and Jenn..
Talk turns to weight gain in the house. Mostly talking about Danielle's weight gain.. Then on to diet in general, and how boredom leads to eating..
Frank: I'm not sayin' anything bad about the girl.. I'm just surprised with how self-conscious she is that she hasn't been on a strict diet. Poor Joe's been on this diet and he doesn't look like he's lost a pound.
Jenn: It's diet and exercise. That's how you're gonna lose weight. I think it's portion control for a lot of people too.
11:58am Frank and Jenn's chatter has turned to excessive sunblock use by HGs who then don't go into the sun, but instead sit on the couches in the shade.. Then onto our culture being obsessed with possessions.. (**ironic coming from people in a competition for half a million dollars)
Jenn: Who puts ketchup on chicken? i can't let that go.
Frank: We're in a house full of kids.. Except Joe.
Jenn: And he's a big, non-hand-washing..
Frank: Nasty motherf'er..
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