The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday! As it stands right now, Kaitlin is the most likely to walk out the door on Thursday. Of course, it is the BB15 house, and if you blink, this may change.. For those of you who have the live feeds, let's start the day with a giggle.. Go to July 23 - 2:54am - Cam 1 - for your 1st thing Tuesday Funnies. Then go to 3:23am - Cam 1 - for the funniest noise ever. It had me in tears.
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OK.. Let's get this Overnight Report going...
Howard, Candice, Spencer, Jessie, Helen
Happy Chatter about relationships, Sugar Mamas, Helen's boys...
Amanda: We have you, me, McCrae, Jessie, Andy,
Elissa: Howard and Candice are going to flip.
Amanda: We don't need their votes. You can pretend you don't know.
Elissa: And Howard's been trying to get her to read the bible with him.. and when she's working out, he's trying to coach her and Aaryn.
Amanda: Kaitlin is definitely aligned with Howard.
Elissa: She should go. Are you sure Aaryn wont flip?
Amanda: 100%. She wants to make amends. I promise you she wont put you up.
Elissa: Howard pulled me into the storage room and went out of his way to lie to me last night.. He's like, I want you to know that they're only calling me into the DR to talk about the showmance with Candice.
Amanda: ...notice how whatever alliance he's made with anybody, he doesn't include Candice. I'm glad we're figuring this out.
Elissa excuses herself to go shower.
Andy: What's the deal. Are we gonna blindside Kaitlin, or should I tell her?
Judd: He said I was in your backpocket, that I was your puppet.
Amanda: What?! What bullshit.
Judd: They said ya'll talk shit about me all the time.
Amanda: Wow! That's personal.
Andy: I'm telling you, this 4some, I've never felt more solid about anything.. And I'm telling you, Spencer is a crazy master liar.
Amanda: You can't ever think that. I love you.
Judd: Don't ever say anything about it..
Amanda: You guys are my family here.
Talk turns to Jessie..
Judd: I don't know why she's so jealous.. She wont let me get close.
Amanda: When I was in here, she would scoot between us..
Judd: She's been hanging out with Howard and Spencer a lot.
Andy: She's solid. Don't worry about it.
Talk turns to Spencer..
Amanda: The way he looks at women makes me want to punch him in the face.
Andy: I told him, you already broke my heart once..
Creating a cover story..
Judd: I'll say, they're leaning towards Aaryn, but I'm not sure that's a good idea right now. And just see what they say..
Amanda: I just hate that they're using Candice to do their dirty work.
Andy: I wonder if I should talk to her..
Amanda: No, I tried before.. No matter what, Howard trumps everyone in this house. He lies to her, and she's like, I believe in forgiveness..
12"11am -- Elissa returns..
Elissa: I know we're playing Big Brother, but I can't believe how much people lie.
Judd: They do it every week.
Andy: There was a moment, Howard pulled me and Helen into the Storage Room and he was like, we have to get Elissa out.
Howard: And he's yelling at me..
Andy: And this bs about them flipping because they wanted to work with the best people? BS.. They flipped because their ship was sinking.
Judd shares how awkward it was for him in the first 2 weeks with the Moving Company.. Andy too..
12:15am -- Spencer comes into HoH. They change the subject..
Amanda: I don't think the "Most Villainous Player" makes sense.
Spencer: Ya'll still talking about that?
Andy: I don't get it. Like if someone was gonna put up you, then they would put up Helen..
Amanda: Exactly. I need a cigarette.
Elissa: Do people ever take naked baths in there?
Talk turns to Rachel's wedding..
Let's check outside..
Amanda, McCrae, Judd, Ginamarie, Aaryn..
Backyard - Couch
Comp Chatter.. And 1st impressions..
Aaryn: We really should've had goggles for the popsicle thing.
Judd: I wish I had experienced it more.. I was out so quick. I only went around like twice. It wasn't even wet yet when I fell.. THen I had to watch everybody for 3 and a half hours.
Aaryn: McCrae won, and I was like, well, I'm glad we haven't even had a conversation beyond, hi, what do you do?
Amanda: With Ginamarie, really quickly..
Ginamarie: I'm a fly version of you.
Aaryn: You came out of nowhere with I'm Amanda, hear me roar.
Ginamarie: Know who was freaked out by me? David. He was like, Dude.. I don't know if I can take you.
Helen, Jessie, Candice
Helen: I haven't felt uncomfortable around you guys at all.. and I haven't heard anyone else mention it. at all.
Candice: Like, at the beginning I felt like Kaitlin and I were really close, but when she got with Jeremy.. I don't want anyone to feel like that with me.
Talk turns to Amanda and McCrae... Helen floats the idea that Amanda doesn't let anyone get to know McCrae.. All agree. She acknowledges that he's complicit. Jessie offers that Amanda will be the one to take the fall for the relationship.
Backyard - Couch Crew..
Ginamarie's lips are moving.. a lot.
She tells the story of her and her ex-fiance, his proposal, their appearance on Tyra, the house they bought together, how she got completely screwed over..
GM:...and his house and his car got f'd up with Sandy, so.. F you bitch!
12:43am - She's still going. Absolutely holding court, telling stories about the woman her ex hooked up with..
Cam 1 flips to Elissa and Helen in the bathroom..
Elissa: It's so weird that they're on board with it.. I feel like if they were really in an alliance with Kaitlin, they would wanna keep her.
Helen: But they need to appear to be with the house..
Elissa: I'm too tired to think about it. I'm going to bed.
Cam 1 flips back to the backyard couch crew.. Happy chatter about guys.. disposing of cheaters.. etc..
BB: Candice, please come to the Diary Room
Candice comes into the bathroom. Elissa is there.. She figures they'll be doing goodbyes. Helen comes in.. and out..
Candice: I really don't know about this (not evicting Aaryn). I have to think on it. Kaitlin's not making it any better, saying she can't wait for the endurance, and she's never gonna fall off..
Elissa and McCrae
Whispers about people being on board to keep Aaryn.. and then back to the MVP rumors..
12:57a -- More Coffee & Stretch!
The backyard couch crew are laughing about have nots.. Jeremy campaigning in a baby costume the night before eviction... and past HoH comps.
Spencer: There is something to keeping a huge target in the house.
Jessie: She's a huge threat.. and she's gonna work with McCrae and Amanda if she stays in the house. McCrae and her have that Minnesota thing going on.
Judd: Well, that makes it easy then. She's gotta go.
Jessie: Just the way that Kaitlin is, I can see her leaning towards Amanda and McCrae, as far as who she's gonna partner up with.
Judd: I'd kinda like to warn her.. instead of blindsiding her.
Spencer: You can warn her Thursday.
Judd: I straight up told her she was a pawn goin' up, because Aaryn was gonna be my target.
Spencer: If she's gonna work with them, you can't trust her.
Judd: Amanda's frikkin smart.
Spencer: I wouldn't call it smart.
Jessie: But Judd, if you wanted her to go home..
Judd: I wasn't thinking about Kaitlin working with them.
Jessie: I can't predict the future. Kaitlin could end up working with us.
Spencer: I don't do anything, anything, anything that gives Amanda and McCrae any strength. I would also be leery of whoever Amanda wants to go.. Because if Amanda wants one person to go, chances are she has a deal with the other one. Get her alone, and see who she pushes for to go home, and if the reasons don't make sense...
Jessie: We need the house to vote together this week.. We don't need a war before there needs to be one. Ideally, what would happen next week for you?
Judd: Hopefully Aaryn or GM.
Spencer: GM wont go in 3 weeks. When it comes down to that, they're gonna try to do some shit.
Judd: GM's loyal..
Spencer; She's got that street type loyalty.. I mean, she's been carrying a guys hat around for 2 weeks. She doesn't have any safe haven. I bet she'd really appreciate that.
Jessie: Ok.. If that's what you're thinking.. It's obvious to keep Aaryn, because Aaryn will never work with Elissa.
Spencer: Do you think you can work with Aaryn a bit, to make her more trustable? I'm sure she's got lots of deals out there. I want the one she makes with Judd to be the only one she holds true to. Here's the thing.. If she's HoH, she ain't gonna put up GM. Shit's gonna get real.
Jessie: And that's why Elissa wants her out so bad. So I should say, we want you to win HoH next week..
Spencer: I'm fine with that plan.
Jessie: But you do realize, that before we jump ship, Helen and Elissa have every plan to vote Aaryn out next and then GM. If Aaryn flips and tells someone.. If they catch wind of any division in the house, then they may be able to persuade Amanda and McCrae to their side.
Spencer: It's a situation where you don't tell her any more than she needs to know until she wins HoH, and then you say, here's who needs to go up.
**and she says, F you, I'm hoh.. as would you.
1:28am - Andy enters HoH.
Andy: What were you guys chatting about?
Spencer: It is baffling..
1:28am -- Andy leaves HoH. Jessie too.
Judd: She needs to be on a need to know basis..
Spencer: I talked a little game with Jessie yesterday, and I knew she wanted to get Amanda out, so I just wanted to go there a little..
Spencer: I talked to Aaryn, and she said she made a deal with Amanda and McCrae that if she stayed, she'd throw HoH. Amanda wants Aaryn to stay, right?
Spencer: That's obviously because of that deal.
Judd: I don't know though, because Aaryn was up here.
Spencer: Just get her up here and say, I need 1 name and 3 reasons why.
**Judd beautifully deflects, again.
Spencer: I think Andy is gonna be extremely loyal to us. Here comes Howard.
Spencer: Hey, when Andy comes back up here, let's think of names for our alliance.. I like 3 men and a little lady. hehe.
McCrae sticks his head in to grab his sweatshirt..
Judd: God forbid he chill in here for a few minutes.
Spencer: Dude, I would love to bust that up so bad.
Judd: People like him, but you can't ever talk to him without her around.
McCrae and Amanda..
Amanda: We have to let Andy know we talked to Helen.. What is wrong with her?
McCrae: I don't know. It's like she's here to f*ck shit up every time. I have to get to Helen early in the morning..
Amanda: Oh.. Were you in the room when Spencer said to Judd that we talk shit about him? Where the f*ck did that come from?
McCrae: That pisses me off. When have we ever talked about Judd?
McCrae: Never, ever.. I want to say something, like why the f*ck would you ever say that?
Amanda: That's personal. Spencer and Howard both do that.
McCrae; It worries me.. What if it's you and me on the block.. and Elissa..
Amanda: They'll vote Elissa out.
McCrae; Will they?
Amanda: We'll get them to.
Aaryn and Ginamarie
Aaryn: Think about it. When we wanted to get Elissa out, we put Helen up so she couldn't vote. THey want me out, so they put you two up.
Ginamarie: Why do they want you out so bad?
Aaryn: I don't know. I really don't. Unless it's that Elissa doesn't like pretty people. She doesn't want prettier people than her around.
Ginamarie: Sorry I didn't get more lip injections. (LOUD burp)
GM: I just wish Judd didn't put you two up..
Aaryn; Cuz the other one was gonna go up for MVP. He already knew. It's good for the 2 people who stay.. They wont have the dilemma of voting with the house.
GM: When I go is when I go. Someone else's name is already on the check. All I can do is put makeup on and look pretty all day.
**biting my tongue.
Aaryn advises gm to tone down her I'm a competitor rhetoric.
GM: I've got Jeremy's attitude. I know it didn't take him far, but.. I'm a competitor.
Aaryn: If I do stay, I have to win HoH. I hope there's a power.
GM: I just hope the MVP thing ends. How long could it go? The whole year? We coulda done so good if there wasn't a MVP. We woulda ruled everything. All our boys woulda still been here. There probably wouldn't have even been a Moving Company.
**I swear I just saw a unicorn fly by.. Understand, I'm in GM's world right now.
Aaryn: It was all Jeremy.. Jeremy's f'ing ego. Did you know Jeremy voted out David?
Ginamarie: Disgusting. What did Nick do? Nick voted out David?
BB: Howard, please go to the Diary Room.
Ginamarie: That man gets called a lot. A lot.
1:56am -- Kaitlin joins them on the hammock... she brings with her a very defeatist attitude about them leaving 1,2,3..
Ginamarie: And then everyone will change the channel, because all the sexiness will be gone.
1:58am -- Judd comes outside, and is invited over to the hammock..
He's entertained by inanity.
BB: Ginamarie, please go to the Diary Room.
ALL: Thanks, BB!*
**poetic license. it was really just me.
Backyard - Couch, aka Smokerville
Amanda, McCrae, Jessie, Judd
Jessie's telling about her high school and college careers, but how at the end, she had no idea what she wanted to do... then Amanda shares about her dreams..
Aaryn and Kaitlin move to the jacuzzi.. Chatter about food choices, portion control and working out more..
Kaitlin: I hated how they called Janelle a fat ass all the time. It makes me feel like they'd do it to me.
Aaryn: I know... and I want icecream. How about we just eat everything in the house right now?
2:11a -- Talk turns to Kaitlin's poop, and the disturbingly solid state of it.
Aaryn: My last tweet was, "What am I so good at everything." Who does that remind you of?
Aaryn: I have something to tell you.. I shouldn't say anything..
Kaitlin: I promise I wont.
Aaryn: I am related to Jeremy.
Kaitlin: (jaw drop)
Aaryn: He's my brother.
Kaitlin: You are lying to me.
Aaryn: I'm not.
Kaitlin: I don't like this, if this is the truth.
Aaryn: You never thought like, omg, they are so much alike.
Kaitlin: It makes me angry, if it's true.. because he lied to me.
Aaryn: He had to.
This goes on for several minutes, until Aaryn confesses.. at 2:18am
Aaryn: I'm completely f*cking with you.
Judd and Ginamarie
Judd gives his pocket toy some face time.. Topic: Howard.
Judd: Look how many times he's been called to the DR.
GM; I can't wait for Candice to go home. It'd be smart to put Elissa up, right?
Judd: Because she can't play Veto.
Judd: I don't want to jump to conclusions.. I heard that he for sure got MVP, and as much as he's been called to the DR, I don't doubt it.. I think he put you up to make it look like Elissa.. I don't think he's against us, but I've heard he has alliances with absolutely everyone in here.
Ginamarie: Even Elissa?
Judd: Maybe not Elissa, but Helen.
Ginamarie: But if he don't have a solid crew, he aint getting nowhere. Jess has nobody. She's a floater and a half. She doesn't do anything. All she does is flip sides and try to sleep with everyone. No offense. All she's good for is a vote.
Judd: I got you longer than I got her. I've got you to the end.
Ginamarie: You too, bro.
Talk returns to speculation that Howard is a current NFL pro..
Judd: I think everyone's gonna vote the same person no matter what.
Ginamarie: I don't know if Aaryn and GInamarie team up and try to get me out.
Judd: Not happening.
Ginamarie: Andy's a f*ckin floater too.
Judd: You're not gonna like this.. We might have to... work with McCrae and Amanda.
GM: How can we work with them if they're on Helen and Elissa's side.
Judd: I think they'll break off from them. You'll make it further than jury, if you just stick with me.
**It looks like Judd wants to take her to final 2, and guarantee himself the win.
Judd: Don't tell Kaitlin... We wanna make it through this.
Ginamarie: I just wanna make it to jury.
Judd: I'll take you to final 2.
Ginamarie: I really wanna get Amanda and McCrae out..
..then Candice.. Howard..
Aaryn: What do you think my zing would be if I actually made it to zingbot.
Kaitlin: I don't know.
Aaryn: You're not gonna make it to zingbot, zingg!
Andy comes in..
Aaryn: I was telling Kaitlin about HBCBs.
Andy: What are those?
Aaryn: Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits.
Aaryn: I made Have Not Ice Cream, Andy.. Kaitlin and I did it together.. Mango icecream. I think it's almost ready..
Andy: Yum! It's good!
Aaryn tries to find a pansy for the cinnamon challenge..
Kaitlin: A teaspoon of cinammon.. No thanks. I've done that.
Aaryn: Who do you think would do it?
Jessie volunteers.. Aaryn says she'll do it with her.. Judd and Ginamarie too.. Aaryn goes inside to get the cinnamon and spoons..
Skippy flips it to Cam 1 - 2:54am - Watch this!!
GM does it, and it goes down smooth. 5 minutes later, she offers to do it again, this time with a tablespoon full. Spencer comes out to view. Gm makes a huge production of it, and again, no cloud!
Amanda: Dude. You are super human. No one can do that! No one!
Judd: She did it twice.
Kaitlin: That is going to be on youtube forever!
Amanda: you probably give mad good head.
Ginamarie: (smiles a yes)
Amanda: I wish I had a penis right now. I'd shove it in your mouth. We should get bananas and you can give us all lessons.
Kaitlin: Dude, you are gonna shit that out and it's not gonna be pretty.
Ginamarie: Gonna smell like roses.
Judd: Can we get saltines?
After the funniest nose blowing noise ever, Ginamarie goes inside for a moment.. Spencer, Aaryn, Kaitlin, Judd and Howard remain.. Amiable chatter.. When GM returns, Spencer tells her she's his hero. Talk turns to gifts for significant others...
It's smoochy, snuggly time with Amanda and McCrae..
Spencer: Ginamarie, if things with you and Nick don't work out, you need to move to Conway, Arkansas. I know a ton of guys who'd love to be with you.
GInamarie: Thanks. I have the worst luck with guys. I cook, I clean, I give everything. I'm like an old Italian mom.. I'm not gonna lie. I like taking care of my man.. a bj whenever he wants..
Spencer: Like a wake up bj, or a going to bed one?
Ginamarie: usually my ex would wake me up in the middle of the night for it.
Aaryn: You just awaoke a repressed memory for me.
Talk turns to dreams...
Ginamarie: I had a dream that Spencer was chasing me with a noose in a haunted house.
Aaryn: I dreamt that Amanda Bynes came home with me.. and we did some drugs.. and that was fun.
Talk turns to in house flatulence...
Spencer asks Aaryn for a massage.. She complies..
Ginamarie: I could do it harder.
Talk turns to annoying sex positions, then favorites.. Ginamarie demonstrates her..
And this concludes the Overnight Report.. I'll see you back here when the HGs get up! If you're in the mood, shoot on over to eBay and help me find our nominees some lovely parting gifts. Get creative! ;-) I'll post some in the Morning Update. Please email me your best/funniest finds - dishchicks at yahoo dot com. The ebay urls never work in the comment section.