Tuesday Afternoon in the Big Brother 15 House

Gooood afternoon, BB Lovers!  As we rejoin our HGs, they are taking full advantage of the California Sunshine.. :0) 

...except for the self-named Snowmance of McCrae and Spencer. 


1:18pm
Couch - Backyard
Camera 1 and 2
McCrae and Spencer

McCrae: I'm just glad that is quashed.  I've just gotta talk to Jeremy and make sure he understands.  Candice worries me so much though.. She's always laying down quietly.. It really doesn't matter who goes next week.  I'm just worried about her getting the girls started.

Spencer: Keeping her around isn't a bad idea.
McCrae: If I win, it's kind of a toss up between Helen, Jessie  and..
Spencer: If we've got the numbers, we should put one of us up. I think we go with the people we can't control first.  Helen has got to go.. This albino too.. (Andy)
McCrae: Amanda likes him a lot too.. That's what worries me.
Spencer: Can you follow that around for 5 more weeks?  Be honest with me.. Do you like her?
McCrae: She's definitely fun, and she's a really good friend.. She reminds me of people at home.. But I'm here to play.  I love the game of Big Brother.
Spencer: As long as she's not after my ass.
McCrae: She just thinks you're shady because you talk to everyone.
Spencer: That's part of my thing.
McCrae: After this one, it'll be a lot easier..
Spencer: We're all gonna vote the same on this one.. Don't take advantage of me saying this, but I'm loyal to a fault.

McCrae: She loves me.. Her judgement is clouded.  Mine is not.
Spencer: You're such a stud.

They laugh.

McCrae: I just have something I can use to my advantage.. a puppet.
Spencer: I don't have that.  If everything works as we're talkin', none of em have 3 more weeks.
McCrae: The only thing that's gonna kill us is paranoia..
Spencer: Whenever Amanda gets called into the DR, we're gonna come lookin' for you to talk.   And you see all the crap I talk about Nick and Jeremy..  It's gonna be hard this week, emotionally.. To set by as Helen and __ get their heads chopped off.  I can do it, obviously.. People like Aaryn, who is here just to launch some kind of career..
McCrae: That's an easy out.
Spencer: And Candice.. She's like, Oh they found me in a restaurant.  Personally, Candice would be a n easy put up for me..

Andy joins them, ending relevant game talk.

Time Check - 1:30pm

Spencer: Candice is all up on Howard's nuts.  

I spy Amanda on Camera 3.. Let's go join her..


1:34pm
Nick and Amanda
Cockpit
Camera 3/4
We join this conversation already in progress..  Nick's Operation Reach Out and Touch has made it's way down the miles long HG list to Amanda..

This is my sincere face.

Amanda: Everyone thinks that you're hiding something.
Nick: I know.. And that's the freaky thing about this game..  You can deny all day long, and the more you deny, the more you're in the hole.  THat's why the only person I talk to is Ginamarie.
Amanda: But she even says you don't talk game with her.

Amanda: I'm a very loyal person, and my loyalty is with McCrae..
Nick: You're a smart girl.. Ginamarie had already swung towards a select few, and that's where I fell.. And that's why I didn't have to talk alot.  I made my decision by default.
Amanda: How come you told Elissa that if she is MVP.. (fishies)


Amanda: When Elissa's gone, then MVP is a free-for-all, and it's about who we are.

Nick floats the idea that Jeremy will win MVP, comparing him to Frank from last season.  Amanda shoots it down.  He mentions that Judd is a superfan, like McCrae.

1:41pm --McCrae enters..

Amanda: I'm gonna get some coffee.

McCrae: What'd you guys talk about?
Nick: I'm gonna pretend you're her..

He does, and gives McCrae the shpiel..  McCrae laughs..

McCrae: That's good..
Nick: Dude, the key to this game is communication, and dude, we are killing this game.  It's DONE. 
McCrae: I know I probably shouldn't trust you at all, but for some reason I trust you the most.
Nick: I am all about business.
McCrae: Business is good.

This conversation is ongoing..

1:53pm
Aaryn's got the HoH Camera.. She pops in to the Cockpit to snap a pic of McCrae and Nick...  Then Nick and Ginamarie..

2pm
Cam 3
Nick and Ginamarie
Small World Room

Nick: That. Was. Awesome.   I talked to Amanda, and it went great.  I think I really brought her anxiety down.
GM: I told her, you have me, just like she has McCrae.. I prepped her. Then I sent her in to you..

Nick spends more time with Ginamarie.. making her feel important.. I can't help but think of how absolutely crushed she's going to be by his betrayal when she knows the truth.

2:12pm Nick finishes up the conversation giving her a massive hug..

2:17pm
Checking in on the other HGs, We find Amanda getting into her bikini and Elissa getting suited up for yoga.

Aaryn, Judd and Kaitlin are having a bite to eat at the kitchen counter.. Jeremy joins..  Aaryn has already written her HoH Blog and her tweets..

Aaryn: I wrote about you and said it wouldn't be possible for me to write it, if it weren't for you.
Jeremy: aww!  You make my heart melt.

Just in from an anonymous commenter on the Overnight Report..

It is a shame, but I can't even read this blog anymore. The preaching about those you perceive to be in the wrong has just become too much. Your own judgmental attitudes towards others is no different than what you seek to condemn in the players. How about talking about what is going on in the house and leaving your own interests out of the posts? We get it- you've judged some of the houseguests as not being PC enough or fake enough to meet your criteria... time to move on with your own hate and focus on the game.

Buh Bye now.. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split ya.   Oh.. and Bite me.


2:24pm
Cam 1/2
Andy, Judd and Jessie

Jessie's trying to talk Andy into drinking some cucumber infused water.  He doesn't think it's kosher for HHNs.   McCrae calls them over for a pic.

 Then poses for one himself..

2:28pm
Elissa's in the bathroom, talking about going eye-for-an-eye on Jeremy for the hat incident..

Feed her, BB.

McCrae: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
**One of my favorites.

2:38pm
Bathroom primping continues.. Amanda tells Candice how skinny she's getting - "look at your waist!" McCrae ribs them all for doing their hair before they're going to get in the pool and mess up their hair.


2:46pm
Checking the Quad..
Cam 1/2 Aaryn and Ginamarie are up in HoH checking out all the pics that were taken..
Cam 3/4 Spencer's in the kitchen with several of the HGs, telling the tale of a Tim McGraw concert he attended where the artist stopped the concert to call out someone who started a fight and have him ejected.

Off Camera, Elissa is doing yoga in the backyard..

2:50pm
Cockpit
Jeremy, Howard, Spencer
Jeremy: I gotta make sure I got food all day.  I don't like to cook nothin'.  Make my bitches cook for me. 

Jeremy: Aaryn just started playin yesterday.. She just started makin' deals.. I was like, I guess I can't say no, can I? When I was in here, Amanda was like, I don't trust you, Jeremy, but I trust Aaryn, so if shje's good with you, were good.  We have all the numbers.  It shouldn't matter what goes down.  But I still think we need to get rid of Amanda sooner than later.  You agree, Howard?
Howard: Give her 2 more weeks and she'll have it figured out.  All she has to do is convince Aaryn.  If she does, it's over.
Spencer: Think we should go after Aaryn?
Jeremy: We'll give it some thought.. It would be so nice to win HoH next week.. then MVP and PoV..
**arrogant prick. keep dreamin.

Jeremy: Really all we need to worry about is Candice, Helen, Amanda..

Spencer: I think Candice can stay a week or 2.. Get Helen out.  We need to focus on the smarter players.   What about Judd?  If we get MVP, I'll talk to McCrae about putting Amanda up.
Jeremy: I talk to him about everything before I do anything..
Spencer: That's how this works.

Judd appears at the door...

Spencer: Judd, did you get a hotdog?

Talk turns to gay smurfs.  And gay sex.  And anal stimulation for straight men. Let's join the ladies outside by the pool, shall we?  Ooh.. Skippy's had enough too.. He flips us to the Kitchen Counter with Nick, Ginamarie and Kaitlin..

Kaitlin: There is no alone time in here.  The only way to be alone is to sleep.

Right on cue, Jeremy comes up behind her and plants a kiss.

3:08pm
Camera 3
Helen, McCrae and Amanda
Pool

Tanning, swimming and talking about the live feeds..  McCrae and Amanda are wondering about how the live feeds are going, since Superpass is no longer involved.  Helen's never watched the feeds.
**Just swimmingly, thanks. :) Best ever, honestly. 

McCrae's been watching the feeds since 8..  Chatter about favorites..  Amanda's is 12.  Andy's is 6..  McCrae liked 6 too. And 8..

Helen: I felt so bad for Jen though..
Amanda: It was her fault though.. She hurt his ego in the beginning..
McCrae: She poured bleach all over his cigarettes.
Helen: Can you imagine that happening in this house?
McCrae: They replaced them for him.

Andy: What about Elissa's hat?

From across the yard, mid yoga pose..

Elissa: I told not to say anything at first, because I thought his apology was sincere.  And then when he kept antagonizing me, I thought, you weren't sincere.  You only apologized because they made you.

Helen: Did Jen make it to jury?
ALL: No.
Helen: Jerry was a hothead.  I remember watching that season not thinking much of him.. but watching again, he was like woah!  He wasn't like a Chicken George. 

McCrae: That was the best part of season 8 - the Evel Dick music..

3:16pm Talk turns to the Have Not food restriction ending tonight at midnight..  and how it's keeping the HGs thin.. McCrae mentions how poor he is..

Helen: You starve sometimes because you don't have food at your house??  BB needs to double your stipend, so you don't live like a pauper.

3:22pm
Camera 3
Nick and Kaitlin

Nick: Did I encroach on your alone time?

Kaitlin: No, not at all.  There's still other people around.  I jut wanna lock myself in a room and be completely alone.
Nick: I do that in the cockpit.. That's one of the coolest rooms to do that in.

Amanda comes over.. Then heads inside to grab an Advil.

Nick: It's on it's way.
Amanda: Oh yeah.  The crimson wave.

Nick: Do you miss home, or just your lifestyle?
Kaitlin: This game just messes with your mind, and it's hard.
Nick: mm hmm  Absolutely.

Amanda returns and she and Nick start singing video game themes.. We greet the fish.  Ginamarie joins.. Smoking buddies..

3:37pm
Cam 3
Nick, Amanda, Ginamarie, Kaitlin, Jeremy, Candice

Talk in the backyard has turned to the Boston Bombings.. which leads to terrorism in general.. religion's role in suicide bombings... and being nervous flying now.. fireworks.. the Zombie face eater guy in Miami..

Camera 1
Howard, Aaryn, and Judd are talking in the Cockpit.. Howard was in there alone, enjoying some private time until just a moment ago.. I couldn't resist..

I flip to check, and Aaryn is already gone.  Andy passes by and Howard asks for Candice..  He wants a massage.
***Insert inappropriate comment here. ;-p

Andy: I think I might take a nap, so it'll be closer to midnight and I can eat..  Judd, are you feeling better today?
Judd: Yeah..
Andy: IN your every day lives, are you guys nappers?
Judd: No.
Howard: No
Andy: Me neither.  What do you have to wear to work?
**Seriously?
Andy: Who's in the shower?
**I say this with love.. Andy, You ask more questions than a 4 year old!
Andy: I'm gonna go pee and see who's in the shower.

Howard and Judd simultaneously evacuate the Cockpit 10 seconds later. They find McCrae in the kitchen.. 

McCrae: I gotta wake up Spencer at 4:47.. He said to let him sleep for an hour.

Timecheck --- 3:51pm

Andy:..and Yesterday, Helen did all the dishes.. I was like, What the F*ck.. She's a Have Not.

3:52 Quad Check

 Unseen - Aaryn in HoH bed, napping.  Amanda and Elissa in bathroom, getting lotioned up.

3:59pm Elissa comes out to the kitchen.  McCrae mentions the fast approaching end of Slop. Elissa's very excited.  Kaitlin comes into the bathroom, complaining her hair is too curly and she hates it.. Amanda tells her it's gorgeous. (I agree.  Honestly, I think everything about Kaitlin is gorgeous, except her unfortunate taste in men.)

 4:04pm
Cam 1
Bathroom
Kaitlin and Amanda

Amanda: Are you feeling better today?
Kaitlin: Yeah..  I just want alone time, and I can't get it in this house.
Amanda: Or when you do, people think you're being sketchy.

Amanda complains about some blemishes.. Kaitlin brings up Rachel.. and Ragan's comment that "the only thing real about her is the pimples on her chin." Amanda doesn't remember that..

Amanda: It's my fault for sitting and picking at my face.
Kaitlin: That is true, my friend.

4:11pm
McCrae joins Amanda and Kaitlin in the bathroom.  Talk turns to Baby Powder, and the places they like to apply it. **ahem.

4:13pm
Cam 1
McCrae: 12 more days til my birthday.
Kaitlin: Ooh.. What are we gonna do for it?
McCrae: Nothin'.. It's enough being here.
Kaitlin: We have to do something..  Tell Amanda.. Maybe she'll put sushi all over her like Erika did.. (in AllStars)
**I think Erika put whipcream, no?  Sushi was the ANTM 1st season girl who married the brady.. No?

Kaitlin: She seemed like a nice broad.
McCrae: I don't like the word "Broad," sounds too much like "old ball and chain."
**3 feminist points for McCrae.

Timecheck -- 4:18pm

Amanda: How far in MN do you guys live from each other?
McCrae: 45 minutes.

4:19 -- Skippy is evil and goes in close on Amanda's cellulite.  I ignore him... and post this one.

Amanda: So today is Tuesday.. So we still have another full day before the live show?
Kaitlin/McCrae: mm hmm

**Reminder: There is no tv show tonight.  Wednesday night is PoV, Thursday night is Live Eviction/HoH.

Talk between Amanda and Kaitlin turns to hair..

4:30pm
Checking the quad..

• Elissa's heading inside to the bathroom with Amanda, Helen and McCrae.
• Kaitlin rejoins Jeremy on the couch in the backyard.  Ginamarie, Judd and Nick are there as well.

McCrae has a bad tummy from the hot dogs.  Amanda's on her way into the DR, per their request.

4:36pm
McCrae and Helen
Bathroom

Helen comes to stealth whisper quickly to McCrae..

Helen: ... (inaudible).. That would be huge.. because you and Howard would be the .. after that..

4:43:15pm
Backyard
McCrae, Jeremy, Kaitlin
Jeremy and Kaitlin reenact their Patrick Swayze - Jennifer Grey moment in the backyard.. Jeremy cops a few feels on the way down.

4:48pm
Kaitlin again tells Jeremy how much her mom is not going to like him.. based upon his clothing.  Jeremy says that if she's so Catholic, his clothing is going to be the least of her concerns.  He cites his tattoos as an example. 


4:50pm
Feed 1
Amanda and Aaryn

READ THIS!

Amanda: I don't think you're racist at all. 
 **Amanda, what?!? I need to see a DR from you regarding this conversation where you acknowledge lying down with the devil to further your game.

Amanda: The fish comment?  People look for any sort of excuse to villainize you.. I just walked in on a conversation.. Just be mindful about stuff like that.

Aaryn: I don't even know what I said.
Amanda: You made some segregated comment about the fish or something?  I don't think it's of malicious intent at all, but one person jumps on the racist bus..
Aaryn: But who started that conversation.
Amanda: I don't know.. I walked in.  I just want you to be mindful of it.  I was defending you downstairs.. Or pull Howard, and tell him, you were only kidding.  I know you're not a racist person.
Aaryn: That's the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard.
Amanda: Obviously that conversation wasn't meant to get back to you.. I'm telling you not so you'll get mad.. but so that you'll be mindful of it.
Aaryn: I don't know that there's anything I can do about it.  I've never made a joke like that.. in front of anyone..
Amanda: Some times people are hyper-sensitive about that.  And Candice was saying it was of malicious intent... and I was like, I don't think it was said in a malicious way.

Aaryn: Candice obviously is the one starting it.  If that really turned into her saying, "She should know, there's a black president.." That's ridiculous.  Who?
Amanda: Andy was down there.. It wasn't all about you.. They were talking about racism in general..

Aaryn: When you're blond hair and blue eyes, anything you say gets blown up.
Amanda: The Shaniqua thing upset her too.

Aaryn: I feel like I've been getting grilled about my family.. 

4:58pm - McCrae joins them up in HoH...

Amanda: I was telling her that she needs to be more aware of.. (**fishies)

Aaryn: I'm gonna lose it.  This is the biggest joke.
Amanda: The people who are offended by it don't think you're joking.  I'm telling you as a friend..
McCrae: People are going to use anything against you.
Aaryn: I haven't said anything.
McCrae: I wouldn't worry about it too much.
Amanda: Just don't make jokes about it.. especially around Candice.
Aaryn: I appreciate you telling me that, but I think it's the most immature thing ever.  They call me Barbie and all sorts of things about being blonde all the time.  What's the difference?


5pm BBT - And this, my friends, concludes the Afternoon Update.  Please mind the critters tonight.  I have a feeling things could get rather explosive...  If you don't have the feeds, and you'd like to give them a test run, here's a 2 day free trial to get you going.

We'll see you back here bright and early with the Overnight Report...

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