The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! :0) Happy Wednesday!
Helen is still going home.. While the Hgs were in large groups for much of the evening, there were intense moments of game talk regarding next week when they were able to break away for moments here and there.. What the HGs aren't planning on in any of these discussions is the returning jury member Thursday night.. So stated targets may well change.
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OK.. Let's dive in!
Amanda and McCrae
Amanda: We have to break up Ginamarie.. Aaryn..
Amanda: Do you think next week?
McCrae: Spencer already eluded to it.. He's like, we can get out Elissa and then Aaryn. It would be nice if Elissa got HoH, so she could get out Aaryn.
Amanda: I wonder if he's telling her that.
McCrae: He knows he can't win against her.
Amanda: We're gonna work on Elissa for the next couple days. I think I should stay with the mom squad, and you should stay with the cool kids.
McCrae: yup. And if GM wins it, you'll go up next to Elisssa.
Amanda: I have t go up as the replacement nominee.
McCrae: Gm hates Spencer..
Amanda: I feel like they go back n forth.
With a kiss and I love yous, they head out back for a smoke..
Helen: I'm so hungry, Amanda, I can't even move.
Amanda: Have some candy. (she made)
McCrae and Amanda are on the couch.. They joke across the yard about slop..
Amanda: We should just throw away the pool balls and use the slop muffins. What if we froze the slop muffins? Would it be like a protein bar? What if we did protein, honey.. and make like a protein bar.. Your face makes it look like it's gonna be really good.
Elissa: We should do it tonight. I wish we had like a slop-a-thon..
Helen: Like a comp where you had to make things with slop?
Elissa: We'd kill it..
Amanda: What if we mixed the protein with the candy? Like how do you make a power bar?
Elissa: They're so bad for you. I don't condone that message though, if Powerbar would like to send me..
Amanda: now I'm starving.
Helen: I wonder if we made the chocolate muffins with the chocolate milk instead of the silk milk..
Done with the cigarette, Amanda and McCrae head in.
Helen: I cannot wait to see who comes to jury after me.. and if it's you, I don't even want to see you walk through the door.
Elissa: I bet if you streak through the house, they'll keep you. You should ask her to teach you her bandaid trick. I'm kidding.
Helen: How do I get Amanda to keep me? She's not gonna keep me if we're working with
Helen: I can't believe McCrae's never been on the block.
Elissa: That's why he does everything Amanda says.
Helen: Andy's never been on the block either.
Elissa: Amanda says.. (12:15a**)
Helen: I wonder if America was MVP, and they were trying to tell us something.
Helen: I wonder if that's
Elissa: Uh because we have this girl in the house that's a really bad competitor, but everyone does everything she says..
Helen: She's like a female Dr. Will. Just like.. this game is so easy for them.
Elissa: Oh, it is.. She probably laughs every single day in diary.
This is ongoing..
Spencer, McCrae, Gm, Aaryn
Spencer: Is Amanda not coming up?
McCrae: She's trying to make some new food.. a slop souffle.
Aaryn: These knives are bs.
Spencer: They cut a finger pretty good though.
Aaryn's sharing her HoH goodies.. a prosciutto and mozzarella wrap..
Andy: I'm gonna embarrass myself at the wrap party with Freddy.. It's gonna be like __. The next day, we're gonna have 900 pictures.
Talk turns to the Vegas Bash.. which isn't happening.. but they don't know that.
Aaryn: How do you get invited?
McCrae: You would get invited 100% because you're probably a big character this season.. The people who don't get invited.
Gm: Howard? No. Candice? No.
McCrae: They'd invite Candice..
**fwiw, all of the HGs would've be invited.
Andy: Don't you think we'd all be invited?
McCrae: Yeah.. and even if we don't, we should all just get a f'in van and go..
Cam 3 and 4
Amanda, Helen, Elissa
Making Have Not Treats with the MomSquad.
Helen: I'm dying to hear his DR sessions.
Amanda: Oh my God.. Ginamarie's gonna die.
Elissa: I know.
Helen: Like, I just wanna hear him speak.
Elissa: Do you think my game's like Rachel's?
Amanda: No. It's different because she had a showmance.. it changes your game.
Elissa: Its weird because I feel like they know me better, like I can't hide my feelings.
Elissa: Amanda, have you ever cried in one of your DRs?
Amanda: yeah. I cried when I thought I couldn't save that first time..
BB: Amanda, you are not allowed to talk about your DR sessions with other houseguests..
Elissa: Being a Have Not..
Elissa: It just gets worse by the minute.
Elissa: It's still really gooey.
Amanda: That's because it's like 90% sugar. Does it taste like a slop muffin?
Helen: But sweeter.
Elissa: Way sweeter..
Elissa: I wish they gave us peanut butter and pizza.
Amanda: They'll never give us that. Not in a million years.
Amanda grabs some slop balls or muffins from the fridge. Noticing how hard they are, she and Elissa decide they'll make a better practical joke for Andy than food. They go into the Rainbow Room and hide them in his pillow.
Skippy pulls Camera 1 off the HoH crew to show it.
Chatter up in HoH has moved on to weddings.. All agree they'll be invited to each others weddings.. Then..
Aaryn: We wont be able to go to yours and Amanda's wedding though.
Aaryn: Even your family's not allowed inside a Jewish wedding..
Aaryn: Oh wait, that's Mormon..
12:47a Amanda enters..
Amanda: What're ya'll talking about.
Spencer: I'm trying to give Aaryn pointers to land the man of her dreams..
Aaryn: Who do you think the live feeders will like the most? I think they'll like McCranda because they have sex all the time.
Amanda: Thanks for bringing it up again.
Aaryn: Thanks for bringing up me having sex with women.
12:50 - Lots of Otev rhymes.
Elissa and Helen have now joined the HoH crew..
Helen: Even if he wasn't a surfer dude, I would've said Baywatch.
Amanda: Barbie and Ken.
Elissa: I don't know.. I definitely don't think we had the hottest hotties..
Spencer: I beg your pardon.
Elissa: Except Andy..
Andy: And I had no potential love interest.
Talk turns to Andy's dark side.. putting Clownie in various suicide positions.
Andy: I'm sorry that Clownie is sick, and no one's willing to admit it.
Aaryn: How freaked out were you guys when you saw Clownie during my first HoH?
Amanda: I talked about it for days.
GM: What's weirder? Clownie or a box full of teeth?
Helen: I've never heard of anyone saving the umbilical cord.
Elissa: Really? You put it in the baby box.
Elissa: Andy, you've made out with every guy here. Why should McCrae be different?
1:05a Amanda goes downstairs to join McCrae in the backyard. In HoH, talk turns to the Canadian BB.
Elissa: I would like to be personally invited to the Canadian one, cuz I'm half Canadian.
Helen: You should've seen Dan's face when she voted the wrong way. I couldn't stop looking at him.
GM: Is Canada in a different time zone than here?
Elissa: It's an hour..
**headdesk, to both of em.
Talk turns to the HoH wall decor.. they wonder if it's downtown L.A.
Ginamarie: My parents are probably gonna redo my room while I'm gone, since I've been bitching about it..
Amanda returns. McCrae too.
Elissa: Did you know you can get a sanding tool at Home Depot where you can make different patterns? I think some of the best stuff comes from antiquing. I have a neighbor who redid her whole house with just stuff she found at antique places, and she got the most amazing stuff.
Spencer: I love antiques. Most of my furniture is antiques I found in North Carolina.
Elissa: Are you serious?
Talk turns to Antiques Roadshow.. Helen and Spencer are talking antiques..
Aaryn: Do you think Marylin is getting a lot of friend requests?
Amanda: He never says her last name.
Elissa: What's her last name? Is there really even a Marylin?
Aaryn: Little do we know, he's here because he's crazy.. Mug Shots.. Mug shots freak me out. if you type in someone's first middle and last name on google, you can find their mug shots.
Amanda: Do you guys google dates?
Aaryn: I do.. If a guy's gonna pick me up for a date? I background search him. It's worth the dollar to not be a skin sombrero.
Elissa: I've never dated someone I didn't know.
Amanda: Or a mutual friend.. on facebook.
GM: Are you guys like boyfriend and girlfriend?
GM: Are you engaged?
McCrae: We're married.
GM: It's not official. He's not a priest.
Amanda: Well, he's moving to Florida..
Aaryn: I never thought that at 23 I wouldn't even have a guy I was talking to.. I thought I'd at least be engaged.
Elissa: You have David.. the most memorable showmance in reality tv history..
Aaryn: There's no guy except one I can't have.. He doesn't wanna be in a relationship.
Amanda: Here's what my mom would tell me.. If a guy says he's not ready to be in a relationship, it means he doesn't want to be in a relationship with you. When they're ready, they're ready.
Helen: I agree.
Amanda: Oh my God. He never called me again. He must have died.
Spencer: Rejection isn't easy.
Helen: If he's interested, he will call you.
Amanda: In my early 20s, I wanted nothing but a relationship.. Now? I have my goals, I have my career.. I feel like a baby would slow me down.
Helen: They don't slow me down.
McCrae says he's a-ok with being a stay at home dad.
Spencer: In the past 20 years, how many pictures of successful people have you seen in cowboy hats?
Aaryn: That is f'd up. My mom's fiance is one of the most successful people I've ever met, and he always wears one. And lots of ranches have oil under them.. There's a guy next to us who has a private jet, and they'll go to Italy for dinner.
McCrae: I wish I was born into money.
Spencer: Wouldn't that be nice?
Amanda: I have some friends who are trust fund babies..
Helen: I have a friend from college like that.. she's the most down to earth, grounded person ever. Her last name is Dupont.. We had a Dupont Hall. For Christmas, she would like paint you a painting.. She's a really good example of being successful in her own right, and not just on her family's money. She was very well raised. And then you hear about like Paris Hilton..
Amanda: I disagree.. Paris Hilton has a jewelry line, a make up line, a shoe line..
Elissa: My husband met Paris Hilton and said she's a really nice girl.
Andy: Even Tina Fey said PH was a c*nt.
**1:37a and instead of breaking a confidentiality agreement.. I'm gonna go stretch.
Andy and Gm have broken off and gone downstairs..
Andy: What are Freddy and your mom up to?
GM: My mom's on the computer playing games on facebook..
Andy: What does your mom do?
GM: She stays home.
Andy: What does Freddy do?
GM; He drives trucks.
Andy: I feel like some people here live in a different world from me, when they talk about money shit?
GM: I hear ya.. I hang out with people who might have money, but I have an old ass car..
Spencer comes outside.
Spencer: You got sick of that conversation?
Andy: I just think about how badly I need the money. I can't relate.
Gm: I feel bad for McCrae. He's gonna have to do gay porn to keep up with that lifestyle.
Spencer: Amanda said she dated a McCormick and a Sears..
The quad flips to HoH..
Amanda: Whenever we'd go out and see like Steven Spielberg and his yacht, and all these people from Dubai.. They make all the other yachts look like nothing!
Elissa: We saw the sickest yacht in San Torini.. My husband thought it must've been like 100 million..
Helen: It's a totally different lifestyle.
Andy: It scares me getting down to the line with them..
Spencer: They've both talked about you, having such a clean game. You might need to get in a fight with somebody..
Andy: I just don't wanna go out next week, because people think I'm too well liked.
Gm: I got your back and your back.
Andy: Same. It's just a weird spot to be in.
Upstairs, talk is about diamonds..
Cam 3 and 4
Gm and Andy
Gm: I think she thinks McCrae's gonna win it and she's just gonna take all his f'in money. Maybe she really likes him. I don't know. I just hope his friends are like, you're a f'in idiot. I'm wichu bro.. 100%. I'm gonna put up Spencer and McCrae, but Elissa would be going home.
Andy: If Elissa won Veto, who would your target be?
Gm: I would probably say Spencer. Unless Amanda gets too cocky.. I feel like Amanda just does things that are good for Amanda. It's very rare that Elissa would win povs back to back.
Andy: And she's usually pretty shitty.
Andy and Gm head back inside.. He goes straight back to HoH.. She grabs something in the kitchen. Up in HoH, Spencer's talking with Helen about income properties.
Talk turns to Gm's latest injury - she nearly sliced a nail off. Helen's fading fast.
Aaryn: And then we're going together to get our balconies refurbished.
Amanda: Do you own your own place?
Elissa: She's talking about her boobs.
Elissa: Do you know what size you're gonna get?
Aaryn: I think a C
Amanda: Mine are 650.
Elissa: Yours are the biggest I've ever seen.
Amanda: It's true. Mine are Pamela Anderson size, but I have a much bigger frame. She's shorter than Jessie and tiny, tiny.
Amanda: I was self conscious..
McCrae: But if you got your self confidence from other sources, you'd still have all that money. It's like a dog..
Aaryn: Dogs do change your life in a positive way.
McCrae: But when you're spending all this money for a purebred.
Andy and Spencer debate purebreds vs mixed.. Talk turns to animal abuse.. Then Kidnapping and Abuse victims, and recent cases..
Aaryn: There are people who are mean to humans too.
Spencer: Of course. I hate those f-heads that think they're better than everyone.
Aaryn: What's going through their minds?
Spencer: Like Jaycee Duggard? She had Stockholm Syndrome for sure. There is a really cool book about missionaries in the Philippines..
McCrae: I think I'd develop Stockholm Syndrome.
Elissa: I think we all have it with Big Brother.
Spencer: Do you guys remember the guy in Germany?
Helen: Who had his daughter in the basement for 20 years.. and fathered children..
Amanda: Didn't that just happen here too? With like 2 or 3 girls..
Spencer: Oh yeah.. That black guy was so cool! He was like, And I did all this heroic shit..
Timecheck -- 2:19am
More kidnapping and Stockholm Syndrome talk..
Aaryn: It's always been my greatest fear. Even talking about it makes me want to throw up.
Elissa: That's why I have a taser.
Aaryn: oh, I have a gun.
Elissa: It's the one with the prongs.
Gm: I wanna get tasered to see what it feels like.
Spencer: I do too.
Elissa: It's like the best one you could get. It's 700$. I would use it in a second if someone approached me at my car.
Aaryn: I could pass like a police shooting test.
2:24am Helen says goodnight and heads downstairs. Elissa says she's not far behind.
McCrae; You can't have a gun in Canada, can you?
Elissa: You can't even have pepper spray in Canada. I went through security in Canada, and the guy was so upset. He's like, you know this is illegal here? It's on my keychain.
Amanda: Know what the crazy thing is, leaving Israel, you can bring drinks through, shoes.. But going there..
Aaryn: That's crazy.
Up in HoH, we have movie/actor chatter. Downstairs in the bathroom, Helen's getting ready for bed.
Amanda: I'm so hungry.
Elissa: Me too!
Amanda: If I murder a houseguest, can I use their meat and put in on the grill?
Aaryn: Ewww! Amanda! I think everyone tonight should go to the DR and put in requests for what you really want.
Amanda: I think Aaryn, that you want brown hair dye, that somehow got put into my luggage. I asked for a sifter for the slop, and they're like, that's considered a luxury item. You'll get that in your HoH basket. All I want is a letter from home and pictures.
Gm lets one rip that may well clear the room.
Amanda: How does one make cheese?
Aaryn: With GM's farts.
2:37am Helen is lights out in the Have Not room.
Elissa: I want Venus Razor Refills, a cute headband like Aaryn's..
Aaryn: You'll get all of it.
Amanda: I want anything French Bulldog.
Aaryn: Janelle got Tiesta once.
2:40am Without a word, Andy gets up and leaves HoH..
Talk turns to "Molly".. which we learn is not a person, but pure MDNA.. (a drug, apparently)
Aaryn: MDNA just makes all your worries go away.
Amanda: It makes anything that touches you feel like an orgasm.
Spencer: Can they drug test for it?
Aaryn: They say Molly is pure MDNA, but it's not. They cut it with baby powder and other things you're not supposed to ingest.
Spencer: How much is a pill of Molly?
2:45am Declaring that Spencer must be a Have Not next week, no matter who HoH is, Elissa calls it a night. She wants to remove herself from the drug talk. She goes downstairs and repeats it to Andy. Andy returns to HoH.
Spencer: Dude, I've got serious allergies to materialistic people..
Amanda: O my god.. When you said... we all just sat here like (mouth wide open).
Helen: They give Elissa Benadryl now..
Spencer: Because she's "allergic to slop."
Amanda: I love how she wants everyone to know her ring is over 3 carats.. then she goes, I only have speedboats
Gm: Is she just here to make everyone miserable?
Amanda: her husband is rich as f*ck.. like rich. as. f*ck.
Spencer: Did you hear when she said her son..
**to his credit, Skippy protects the boy and flips the quad to Elissa in the bathroom.
Cam 1 and 2
Aaryn: I am so sad. I wanted a Pandora's Box.
Spencer: There's always tomorrow.
Andy: They didn't do a lot of DR's today..
Spencer: Marylin probably doesn't like that you flirt with me all the time.
Aaryn: She should probably prepare for the inevitable. You should apologize to her now..
Spencer: What's going through your head?
Aaryn: I just want to know what my family's thinking..
Spencer: They're proud of you.
Andy: I think I might go to bed.. It's 3am..
McCrae, Amanda and Gm
Elissa: I hope you get a sifter.. monistat.. (for Amanda's HoH basket)
Aaryn and Spencer
BB: McCrae, please come to the Diary Room.
Spencer: They're probably getting on him for taking someone else's medicine. (claritin)
Aaryn: They didn't say anything when Amanda took my yeast infection pill.
Spencer: It was probably a guy on duty..
Upstairs, Aaryn's expressing her doubts about Amanda, McCrae and Andy to Spencer.. and telling him she'd rather go to final 3 with him and Gm.
Aaryn: Everyone would benefit from McCrae if Amanda goes.
Downstairs, Andy, Amanda and McCrae are checking in, expressing their doubts in Aaryn.. and talking about who's next..
Andy: I don't want her to go completely off the rails, and if we take out GM immediately.
Spencer and Aaryn
Aaryn: I feel that she thinks, moving forward in the game, that he would be good for her game.. I would rather you.. If you're not targeting us.. If you win HoH, I know I would be a replacement, or an initial nominee.. But who would I be next to?
Aaryn: Are you being honest with me?
Spencer: Yes. We've buried the hatchet. I wouldn't put you in harm's way.
Aaryn: If you and me and GM were the final 3, that's best case scenario for all of us. I'm not repeating this to anyone. Right now, I'm only working with GM.. McCrae, Amanda and Andy? They're telling everyone today that I'm the target.. I'm like, what? I just think that for your game, my game and Gm's game, us at the end is way better for us.. Even if Elissa was at the end, it wouldn't matter, because no one would vote for her.
Spencer: Just on a personal level, I want Elissa gone.
Spencer: I don't think anyone in the house can beat Amanda. She would deserve the money. Even if she never wins a thing.
Aaryn: I think I can get GM to do it. But who would she go up against? Elissa?
Spencer: If Elissa won Veto, we could toss McCrae up as the replacement.. He would stay.
Aaryn: And then McCrae would have no choice.
Spencer: It's so speculative. We need to see who's HoH first.. I don't want to make plans while I'm on the block.
Aaryn: The only person I would ever keep over you is GM. I have no reason to be loyal to Andy, Amanda or McCrae. Elissa needs to go too, but.. We can't beat them.
Spencer: I know.. and we're kinda friends by default.. We're the last dudes here.
Aaryn: This is gonna take balls. This could take us really, really far. I think McCrae would vote me out in a heart beat.. I don't think Amanda would, because she thinks she can beat me.
Spencer: If you go to final 2 with all those wins under your belt, there's no way you're not winning.
3:12am This is ongoing on 1 and 2.. Out back on 3 and 4, Gm remains talking with Amanda and McCrae.. Slop talk, light Elissa mocking, etc.. Gm goes inside to use the restroom. Andy comes back outside..
Andy: I think we just have to be on alert with Poopy.
Amanda: The more weeks go by, she knows she can control Gm.
McCrae: I'd like to keep poopy with us, but..
Off camera, we hear animal's fighting.. or bats shrieking.. or something.. It's freaking the HGs out. Amanda shrieks back (really really unpleasant with headphones on).. the animal noises stop. Spencer joins them..
Amanda: Be harmonious! Or you will not come on the ark!
Amanda goes inside.
cam 3 and 4
Andy, Spencer, McCrae
Andy guarantees McCrae and Spencer that he can protect them from Elissa, in the event she wins HoH.
Spencer: Who would you put up?
McCrae: Probably Gm and Elissa.. If Elissa comes down, then Poopy goes up..
3:24am -- Gm comes back outside. Andy and Spencer say they're heading for bed.. Gm and McCrae remain..
GM: Think we're going on lockdown early? If we do, they're gonna close this at like 5am.
McCrae: The earlier the lockdown, the more..
**skippy flips us to the bathroom with Spencer and Andy, but I'll finish McCrae's sentence - The earlier the lockdown, the more likely they'll have endurance.
Cam 3 and 4
Amanda, Gm and McCrae
Backyard chatter.. Go to sleep, HGs, Go to sleep..
Spencer reports back to Andy on his conversation with Aaryn..
Andy: I feel like McCrae is trustworthy.
Spencer: I didn't make any deals. I just talked to her. She is hardcore wanting Amanda out. She is a little leery of you.. But she really trust me..
Andy: I almost feel like, as long as it's not us.. Let Amanda keep pissing Aaryn off.. Let Elissa be a target. As long as it's not us..
Spencer: How do you wanna handle Aaryn? When I make deals, it's bad for me..
Andy: What does she want?
Spencer: Me, her and Gm.. Maybe as far as trust-building, there's something you can do.. We're good on both sides, but if we get HoH, it gets kinda sticky. Oh, she also said, Gm would never put you up.
They say goodnight.
Cam 3 and 4
Amanda: We have to break up people.. like Aaryn and Gm.. Like the fact that Aaryn's questioning her trust for Andy? But she's like, don't tell Andy? That's petty highschool bullshit, and I don't want that.
McCrae: Exactly. If we're in an alliance, we need to all be on the same page.
Amanda: She annoys the f*ck out of me. I just sit there and try to be quiet. F'in 22 year old girl who thinks she runs shit but the only reason she's still here is because of us. She has made a lot of moves for us though.
Amanda: For me, it's honestly 2AM. (minus Aaryn)
Amanda: It really always has been.. We just have to play it week by week to see who gets power. Just cover our bases.. Gm especially.. I think she'd put up Elissa and Spencer, and then me as a replacement.
McCrae: mm hmm.
Amanda: We're in the final 6 for Big Brother. Dude.
McCrae: Not necessarily.
Amanda: For next week, the odds are in our favor.
3:53am Amanda and McCrae pack it in for the night.. They go to the bathroom to brush their teeth.. And we bid them goodnight..
Cam 1 and 2
McCrae and Spencer have a whisperfest in the Chair Room.. All hypotheticals..
This concludes the Overnight Report. See you when BB wakes the HGs!