Monday Afternoon in the BB15 House
Good afternoon, BB Lovers! The PoV Ceremony happened this morning, and Spencer is now on the block. What happened before and after that is confounding.
If this is your first time on BBDish today, and you need catching up, please see refer to these previous posts: PoV Ceremony Spoiler & Aftermath, Monday Morning before the PoV Ceremony, The Overnight Report.
It's 1:30pm as I begin writing, and I'm going to backtrack a little using flashback so you don't miss out on the important conversation between Andy and GM upstairs..
GM: Spencer and Judd did the f'in same thing to me.. At least let me say goodbye to the kid.
Andy: And I told you I'm sorry about that. But you really have to trust me. I'm trelling you. I care about this right here.
GM: You're f'ing cool. But if McCrae gets f'ing HoH Thursday, I need to know he'll f'ing put up Spencer and f'ing Elissa.
Andy: He will. 100%.
Aaryn: Do you still have my back? Because last night Amanda told me that you said I came up with the plan to keep Helen.
Andy: I came up and heard you guys talking about it.
Aaryn: I know, but that's like.. But that potentially is gonna f*ck me.
Andy: I said I heard it. Not who came up with it.
Aaryn: Yah.. that's what she told me. But I feel like she's just lying and being ,manipulative.
Andy: I'm telling you. I have been so loyal to them. They are not going to screw me. I'm telling you, Elissa and Helen have much more potential of going to whoever has power and trying to flip things.
Aaryn: mm hmm
Andy: I'm telling you.. You have to trust me on this.
GM: This is what I'm gonna do.. I don't give a f*ck about today, tomorrow or Wednesday. What this little mamacita Southern Belle wants me to do Thursday, I'm gonna do. If you're on the page with her, I'm on the page. I'm don't care who comes up to me and tells me shit.. When it's time to vote and she gives the approval, that's what I'm gonna do, because it's gonna get us a step further. (many more words) Her call. She's HoH. I have her back.
Andy: Here's the thing. With Amanda and McCrae here, I don't think they're gonna go against what I want.. until final 6 or 5.. With Helen and Elissa, I honestly think they'd put the 2 of you up next week.
GM: Yeah.. I kinda feel that too.
Aaryn: I mean, I don't. I know what we're doing and what we're going to do. I know she's going home..
GM: Helen.. every time she said she was gonna do something or had my back.. Spencer??
Andy: Oh, i don't trust him at all.
GM: Having him over Helen? I'd rather have Helen..
Andy: I don't trust Spencer either, but Spencer is only one person and Helen and Elissa are 2.
Aaryn: Spencer is 3 people, and with you, 4.
Andy: Believe me, no.
GM: He's someone who already backed out 4 times. Even that veto thing.. But I always thought you were cool from the beginning.. Amanda and McCrae have your back, but they have no power. They haven't been HoH since week one.
**such a simplistic understanding of power..
GM: I'm gonna have to go with the house..
Helen: Spencer, if he stays, will put you up. I wont.
GM: I know.. They're gonna be in and out of my ear all week.. Aaryn's gives me the go, cuz I respect her wishes, cuz I know she has my back. I know she's thinking for me and her.
Helen: Elissa I know is with me. Andy tells me he's with me. People are gonna be in and out of your ear, Andy. Don't be scared. Think of what your mother would say.
Talk turns to prior evictions.. In GM's rich fantasy life, Nick would have gone against the Moving Company and kept her, and Jeremy would've kept Kaitlin..
Helen: Well, I think you've got Elissa now, for sure. And if I stay, you've got me. So you're not alone. Good guys vs bad guys. McCrae's a good guy though.. He just needs to wake up and smell the coffee. He can't look back on this game and think, oh jeez, that was my biggest mistake.
GM: Nick.. bla bla bla... Nick..
Helen: I'm sure he's really really proud. Extremely proud.
GM: Thank you
Helen: And extremely proud of what you tried to do yesterday.
Elissa enters.. The room empties.. It's a laugh, not an affront.
Spencer has assumed his well practiced perma-pawn position.
McCrae is his mirror across the room.
Andy, Helen, Elissa
There's been a major ant infestation this afternoon.. Counters, cupboards, even in the fridge. They're finishing up the major clean up..
Elissa: I'm not making it up. I'm deathly allergic to slop. I guess I'm gonna go lay out.
Helen: I'd join you, but I need to eat.
Elissa: Have you eaten today?
Helen: I've had a glass of chocolate milk.
Elissa: I've had 4 pickles.
Andy: So what do we think Candice, Judd and Jessie are doing right now?
Helen: Laying by the pool..
Elissa: Talking about how Amanda's a liar..
Helen: Candice is probably making everyone lunch..
Talk turns to names people like being called.. Andy or Andrew.. Eelissa or Uhlissa.. etc..
Helen: You guys are like the bobsie twins.. You just love to go after each other.
Elissa: I'm gonna go change into my bathing suit so I can get away from Andrew.
Andy: I cannot wait for you guys to meet my parents.. Although.. I cannot wait to meet Freddy and Donna Jean. (Gm's parents)
Helen: If Ginamarie's parents are anything like her, I think my brain will go into meltdown.
Ginamarie's out back tanning, when Andy comes to chat..
|Shh, it's Slop bloat.|
Ginamarie: They're awesome.
Andy: Oh believe me.. You don't even have to tell me. I know they're awesome.
Ginamarie: They're gonna party..It's gonna be fun.. Freddy's gonna kill Candice.. Oh man, it's gonna be so amazing.
Elissa has joined in the tanning..
Amanda: Well, perhaps it's because I'm .. evil.
Spencer: I'm gonna go put on my swimsuit.
Andy: You can go hang out with GM. She's making waves.
Spencer: uuggg.. I'll go make waves with her then.
Talk turns to yeast infections. I'll spare you the transcription.
Amanda: Hey.. What was up with Aaryn's speech? Did you ask her about that?
Andy: I think she just didn't want to appear as close to us as she is.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and lock the sliding glass door.
McCrae: What were you asking?
Amanda: She said something weird.. like "because I know you wont vote the way I want you to vote." Spencer was like, what was that about..
McCrae: Oh yeah.
All the HGs are making their way outside for lockdown..
Aaryn: I really hope this is something entertaining and not just a maintenance thing..
Andy: Spencer likes going on the block.
Spencer: I like havin' my own chair. It pisses me off to have to sit on the couch and share it with somebody.
More yeast infection talk.. Spencer complains, so Aaryn gets more descriptive, just to torture him.
Rhyming about the HGs with Amanda and Spencer..
Spencer: You always wore a hat of blue, but Andy's the only one you would have screwed.
Aaryn: Or David, or McCrae, or any guy..
Amanda: You're the only man I wanted to do, but instead you fell in love with a big titty Jew.
Aaryn: All I want for Chanuka is a big titty Jew.
Talk turns to the remake of Willy Wonka.. We have a mix of opinions.
Aaryn: I want to go to an actual Willy Wonka factory.
Amanda: oh my God, Big Brother.. Make us one.
Aaryn gets creative with her BB Wonka Comp ideas.
Amanda and Andy resume HG rhymes. They're improving on Otev's offerings.
The lockdown is over. The HGs head inside to see if there are any differences.. Nothing downstairs. Andy and McCrae follow Aaryn up to HoH to see if she got a Pandora's box.. Nope. Aaryn goes downstairs to get icecream..
Spencer: What was that powwow about earlier?
Andy: Exactly what you'd think.. Helen and Elissa plotting against you.
Amanda comes up to get McCrae's lighter.
Andy: You don't have to be worried. You have 3 solid votes.
**so.. I get the rest of the week off? ;-p
Cam 1 and 2
Aaryn explains about her PoV Ceremony speech and tells them what she's been saying over the past several hours.. They're all cool with it, and fully understand her wanting to protect herself as HoH.
Cam 1 and 2
Talk turns to chatter.. The horrifying possibility of HGs returning.. Then comps..
Cam 1 and 2
Andy: This is probably going to horrify everyone, but if anyone does return, I hope it's Candice, because she wont win and we'll send her home in 7 days.
Aaryn: I'd like Jessie back.
McCrae: Yeah, Jessie sucks. She wont win.
Aaryn: Or Helen.. Can you imagine if Elissa gets evicted, Rachel walks in?
McCrae: Instead of Pandora's Box, we have Pandora's player.
Aaryn: Clownie, you've been doing good today.
Andy: Not a single attempt.
Spencer: Yeah, Helen's gonna be dissecting every single thing this week.
Andy: She was pissing me off.
Aaryn: I thought it was hilarious. She was like, you have to tell Spencer if he doesn't vote the way I want, he's going home next week.
Spencer: Dude, I wish she'd said that to me. I'da been like, uhhh.. Go f*ck yourself.
Aaryn: She called Andy a rat.
Andy: I love her as a person, but as a game player, I'm over her.
Aaryn: (agrees and refers back to Helen's strong-arming her re Judd)
Cam 3 and 4
Amanda and GM
Amanda: I feel like the guys are closer the the guys and the girls are closer to the girls, and we gotta stick together.
GM: Spencer has lied to me 3 times, and that whole thing with the Veto.. And on a couple of other occasions.. Sorry dude, you can't be trusted.
Amanda: My thing is, ever since the Nick vote when I had to lie, I was like, I'm not lying anymore..
GM: If I get HoH Thursday, you and McCrae are good.
GM: I would put up Spencer and Elissa.
Amanda: (guarantees her safety too) I don't want anyone to know we're the 5..
Talk turns to aches, indigestion and constipation... I'll spare you. Then ants.. GM goes inside to get coffee and raid.
Cam 1 and 2
Checking up in HoH..
Spencer: This'll be my 5th time on the block, and I've only ever had 1 vote. This week'll be my second vote: Elissa.
McCrae: That is pretty crazy.
Aaryn: I think the shittiest thing about being on the block when you know you're not going home is packing..
Spencer: They didn't even want my bag back. They're like, no, just keep it, you'll be going back up..
BB: Aaryn, please go to the diary room.
Spencer complains about all the noise last night..
Aaryn tells the boys how she was tiptoeing around this morning to try to avoid Helen, but she got snagged anyway.. Andy tells them that's what Jessie did to him last week...
McCrae: I don't wanna talk to her.
Andy: Helen? I know. Now that she's threatening me?
McCrae: There's a part of me that feel bad, cuz she's a gameplayer.. But there's another part that's like f*ck that.
Andy: She talks to me like she's carried me to this point.
McCrae and Spencer agree.
Andy: It needs to be 4 to 1. Ginamarie is gonna go to Aaryn on Thursday and say, what do I do, and that's what she'll do.
McCrae: As long as it's 4 to 1, Elissa will know she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Andy: I'm even thinking of making up a lie, like Helen came to me earlier today and told me she wouldn't take you to final 2, so I knew she was untrustworthy, so I had to let her go.. in case she wins HoH.
Spencer: Next week, if she's HoH, she will want my f'in blood. By the way, I think GM is heading for a major f'in explosion.. If she's a Have Not next week?
McCrae: ...and Candice comes back.. If I was voting, that's who I'd vote.. There'd be 2 evicted HGs who were not evicted by votes.
Amanda enters HoH..
Andy and Spencer continue talking about GM and Candice
Spencer: Ginamarie's like, "her mom was fuckin' around with the blacks, so you know she's a crack baby."
Everyone is horrified, but also just used to GM being completely horrid.
Helen and Elissa
Helen: We need to spend a lot a lot of time with Andy and Ginamarie.. Say Andy flips..
Elissa: We wont even know which one..
Helen: I think Aaryn really does want Spencer gone.
Bashes Amanda a bit..
Elissa: I'm stressed..
Helen: I know.. That's why we both have to continue to work Andy and Ginamarie. If I stay, Andy will say with us.
Elissa: Does Andy not see that he's better off with us?
Helen: I don't know. I'll be honest with you. If he is a traitor, then he's gonna be out the door too.
This concludes our BBDish day.. Please mind the critters on the live feeds. We'll be back dark n early with the Overnight Report at 6:30am Eastern.