Big Brother 12: Late Afternoon into Early Evening
Good evening, BB Lovers! It's 5pm in the BB12 house, and that means it's massage time up in the HoH. If you haven't been around the blog or the live feeds for the past couple hours, please check out Genie's Afternoon Update for all the details on Kristen's latest attempts, Ragan's latest discovery and Brendon's little chat with Enzo.
Rachel's been extra attentive and loving this late afternoon, what with Brendon's vote on the line for Kristen. Brendon told Rachel that Kristen approached him alone a couple hours ago, and while she made some good points, she remains the target, and as it stands right now, Brendon will be voting to evict her. Still, a little extra TLC doesn't hurt... and keeping an eye on the spy screen.
Enzo, Lane, Matt
Matt: We want final 6 Brigade plus Ragan and Britney, if possible. Britney brought it up to me this morning... She named us all plus her and Ragan...
Enzo: We're like 300 spartans in this place right now.
Lane: I can't wait to see the faces of sadness.. and then I can say, you're up on the block because you didn't compete.
Enzo: And I want only competitors in this house.
Lane: Hayden might have the fire right now.
Enzo: The way this season's going..
Lane: And his SGF is leavin'.
Enzo: What's SGF?
Lane: Sister Girl Friend.
Enzo: Once she's gone, we gotta f'in ask him... Tie him up.. No lights.. Who is she? WHat does she know?
Lane: Do we need to kill her?
Enzo: He tried really hard to keep her.
Lane: And of course we're gonna try hard to keep the extras, but if I'm up against Britney...
***Baby, bye bye byeee
Enzo: Just little by little, sneakiness by sneakiness, we're gonna take em out.
It's chow time.. and time for a big silly DR leak for Lane... about what he looks for in a cougar, among other things.
The rest of the HGs are gathered in the Kitchen and Dining area, including Rachel and Brendon. Massage time is over. Time for a little food and a workout.
Ragan's cracking up.
Kathy & Kristen
The sisters of doom are isolating themselves. Always a good idea when you'r eon the block.
Kristen: It just doesn't help him at all to have Hayden here.
Kathy: I know everybody likes Hayden, but I didn't know they were all so close.
Kristen: I can't stand this, Kathy. Like, just make a f'ing decision. Nobody's gonna hold anything against you. You can't keep voting the way the whole house wants you to vote. It doesn't work like that.
***Umm.. yes it does.
Kristen: The way this whole thing is working is sickening.
Kathy: We need America's help, in the right hands.
Kristen: I'm not even gonna talk to him about it anymore...
Kathy: And nobody's told me what they want. Why am I the only left out person?
Kristen: Nobody's gonna.
This conversation is ongoing, in lather rinse, repeat mode...
Dinner is over. The guys are already playing pool. Rachel asks Britney to join her in the hammock.. Off they go.
Britney: So have you got game talked?
Rachel: Oh yeah. Britney, we cannot keep her in this house.
Britney: She wont. There's no way.
Rachel: I was sleeping, and she pulled Brendon aside to talk to him without me.
Britney: I don't think Ragan will even vote for her. I think she'll go out 6-1.
Rachel: She says she has 3 votes.
Britney: That's what everyone says..
Rachel: Did you hear her argument about Hayden?
Rachel: You know that Hayden and his alliance is gonna come after you, but I'm by myself.. I'm like, her being here is way more dangerous to me. Did you talk to Hayden last night?
Britney: Yeah.. He's not mad at all, and a big part of that has to do with you.
Rachel: I don't think he'd want his other friend to go on the block...
Britney: He was nervous last night, but I was like, Hayden, you need to relax.
Rachel: And I think it makes her look worse that she's going around game talking.. Like, if Brendon was on the block, I'd just say, you decide... I'm not saying one word against him.
Britney: I expected her to not game talk anyone at all.
Rachel: Me too!
Britney: Then I get out of the DR, and people are telling me she's all over them.
Rachel: She's such a b*tch.
Britney: I knew she'd try to manipulate the guys.
Rachel: Me too, but I can't believe she approached Brendon.
Britney: She's talked to all of them 2 or 3 times.. Me too..
Rachel: She actually said to Brendon, you're gonna need someone when Rachel goes.
Britney: She traps you when she's talking to you too.. She closes the door to the Cabana Room. Last night, Ragan and I were next in pool, and she would not quit talking. I was dying!
It's Britney's turn to play. She gets up to go to the pool table. Brendon comes over and joins Rachel on the Hammock. Rachel immediately repeats the conversation with Britney, and they continue game talking...
Hayden has joined Kathy & Kristen in the Cabana room. I check in and nobody's talking.. Then Kathy starts in with a dream. Hopping back out to the backyard..
Instant pay off! Ragan has lost his mind.
He's dancing around the backyard, holding a piece of paper that has flown in from the sky, shouting Final 2 Role Reversal... and making everyone in the backyard crack up.
Rachel and Brendon dive straight back into game talk, about who can and cannot be trusted - for which they have a truly limited understanding, since the answer is no one, but they think they have a couple of allies. Then they move on to some Jedi Training... Before and After style..
Ragan joins Rachel on the Hammock
Ragan: I don't think she's gonna have the votes.
Ragan tells Rachel that his entire line of thought this morning was spurned by a DR session. He says, "The guy in there straight up told me, 'you're missing an alliance.' "
Ragan: So listen what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna let Kristen stay at my place. She wants to stay in L.A. a while, and the rent is paid, and...
***Listen, Rachel, what I'm really telling you is that I'm not voting to keep her.
Rachel: That's really nice of you.
Ragan: I'm gonna wait til Wednesday night to tell her, 'cause I don't want her to feel weird about it...
Ragan goes away. Matt approaches.
Rachel: I'm gonna go take like 7 advil.
Rachel: Other ache.
Matt: oooh.. Enjoy those 7th generation tampons. I'm sure there as great as all other 7th generation products.
Rachel: I know, right.
Rachel goes inside...
Rachel: Ragan, what candy goes good with working out?
Rachel, Matt & Ragan grab some towels and head to the center of the yard.
Rachel: Is today one of your hard days?
Ragan: I don't know. Why don't you feel me and find out. Matt, could you move your towel closer? Maybe on top of me? Look how close you are?!
Matt: I think I'm more invested in this relationship than you are..
Ragan shows her the routine.. They all have a little stretch...
Ragan: I don't think I'm drinking tonight.
Matt: I don't think I am either.
Rachel: Well, Enzo runs the liquor alliance...
Ragan: Ok, ladies, are we ready to go? And.. we're sweatin to the oldies... And go.. You should feel it all the way to the root of your vagina.
Matt: My cervix is getting so ripped right now.
Ragan: My sugar walls.
Matt: I think I just broke my hymen.
The giggles go on... So does the ab work...
Backyard - Couch
Kathy & Kristen
While Ragan, Matt & Rachel are doing abs, and Enzo, Britney, Brendon and Lane can be heard having fun by the pool table, Kathy's making rude remarks about Rachel... Par for the course.
The abs and giggles continue... Ragan gives an exercise video introduction, and they decide it should be called "Sexy Bitch Abs."
Workout done. Ragan and Rachel discuss mad DR suggestions, and decide that they need to just think for themselves. "We may be hamsters, but we're not lab control rats."
Rachel heads inside and runs into Brendon.
Rachel: Can I have a kiss, please.
Brendon: Of course.
Rachel & Britney are planning a bubble bath for later tonight... They head out to the backyard together, passing Kristen & Brendon in the kitchen. Brendon offers to make them coffee.. they accept. Rachel's en route to the elliptical.
Britney's hanging with Enzo, Lane and Brendon by the pool table. Ragan, Hayden and Matt are talking work out.
Hayden & Ragan
Ragan: Hayden, I really think you're fine. I think people are gonna keep an open mind, and I think they'll be sure tomorrow night, but I think you're fine.
Hayden: Either way, I lose... I really wanna stay, but if I stay, she goes.
Ragan: I understand.
Ragan tells him he's going to offer Kristen to stay at his place... and that he hasn't told her yet.
Hayden: That'd be great for her.. or me..
Ragan: Oh, you'd be welcome to it too, but I really don't think that's gonna be the situation.
Hayden: Thanks, but.. this is Big Brother.
Ragan: I don't wanna make it seem that I don't have an open mind. I'm just being realistic.
Ragan goes outside, saying he's gonna do legs. Hayden stands at the counter, looking defeated, then...
Hayden: I'm gonna win this whole thing.
Kathy, Hayden and Kristen are talking about sex. Kathy says she's a dirty, dirty girl...
Meanwhile, across the yard on the hammock, Enzo and Lane are being equally vile about Kathy. Lane says she came into the house looking for some young dick. Enzo says she cuifs dust. Then they move on to game talk.
Enzo thinks they're safe throwing yet another HoH next week... Everyone's gunning for Brendon and Rachel, so why should they bloody their hands with an HoH??
In their ideal world, Kathy or Britney wins HoH.
7:28pm - Matt comes over and Enzo gives him hell about looking nervous all the time. The Brigade bravado is growing by the minute... They've said the word no less than 10 times in the past 2 minutes. Enzo & Lane return to talking about Kathy, saying she's doing pretty good for someone who just sits there smoking cigarettes.
Enzo: She probably knows about the Brigade. She probably knows everything. She's the wise old lady, sitting in the corner. This year's winner, folks..
***She could take 2nd, if y'all keep thinking she's a "waste of an HoH" to get out.
Around the house... or the yard, in this case.
- Chatter on the couch with Lane, Britney and Kathy..
- The pool tourney is ongoing.
Brendon, Lane & Britney
Talk around the pool table is all about BP, the oil spill and reparations to all the people whose lives have been completely disrupted. I love these HGs.
Kathy & Hayden
Kathy's nearly in tears telling Hayden how much she'll miss Kristen, and oh, by the way, she'll need his protection once Kristen's gone, 'cause she'll have no one.
Hayden: Kristen deserves to be in the jury house. There's no doubt about it. It pisses me off that she wont get there.
***subtext: Because they wouldn't put you up...
Ragan & Rachel
Backyard - Workout area
Rachel: I know, but that's some sh*t, Ragan. Like, I started crying. I don't even wanna think about it.
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