The Overnight Report

Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy September, Happy Thursday & Happy Live Show Day! Tonight, with the live eviction and HoH comp, the game we love starts all over again!

What a week on the live feeds! I never expected Shelly or Adam to go without putting up a good fight, but good gracious! Like the rest of the season, it's just been non-stop. Between all the campaigning from Shelly and Adam, and all the worrying about making the right move to set themselves up for final 2 from Rachel and Jordan, I just about collapsed yesterday. One thing's for sure, this crew of HGs is the farthest thing from boring! They're at it from the minute they wake up!

I hope you'll join us for the Live Show Viewing Party tonight on BBDish. It begins at 8:50pm eastern, and there's no need to worry if BB is preempted for any reason in your area, because we will have the east coast CBS live stream link available in that post... as we do in all viewing party posts. So whether you've got a football preemption or you're simply on the west coast and you'd like to watch the live show live, we're got you covered.

Here's a flashback treat for you early risers while I get to work on the Overnight... If you'd like a full dose of giggles with your morning coffee, go immediately to 8:32pm on feed 1 and join Jordan, Rachel, Kalia and Shelly for a talk about Jeff and Jordan's sex life.. and related stories. This talk goes on for a good 20 minutes or so.

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There are 4 different designs this season, on everything from flip flops to mugs to teddy bears, tshirts and tanks.

OK.. time for me to get to work and get this Overnight Report going! Please refresh this post at 5am BBT, and the first sections will magically appear before you eyes... :0)

11:25pm

Feed 4

Hallway

Jordan & Adam

After some completely unintelligible whispering, may you have better luck with it than I did, we get slightly better..

Jordan: They're like foaming at the mouth..

Adam: I know.

Jordan: Me n Rachel are tryin' to study for tomorrow.. to be prepared. Kalia's like, who are you voting for tomorrow?

Adam: She's still asking?

Jordan: Yeah.

Adam: (joking) I thought I had a final 2 deal with her.

Jordan: (unintelligible then) Yeah, that's who had your back..

Adam: Like I said, when she said that to me, I was like, where is this coming from? Ay yayayaya...

Jordan:

Adam:

Jordan: Do you think it's gonna be questions tomorrow?

Adam: (nods yes) That's what I was sayin.. If at like, midnight, they start playin' stuff...

Jordan: I hope it's not.

Adam: Don't worry. Between me n Rachel, don't worry. We got ya.

Jordan: I know..

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11:30pm BBT

Feed 1

Have Not Room

Kalia, Porsche, Rachel and Jordan

This has to be seen, not read. To watch on flashback, go to 11:30pm on Feed 1.

Click the pic to get to the live feed log in page, if you've gottem, or the 3 day free trial, if you need em. On second thought, better you should watch from the Quad, because it moves all over the house..

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11:32pm BBT
Porsche & Rachel
Have Not Room
Feed 3 & 4

While Jordan's off doing funny faces, Rachel and Porsche are left alone in the Have Not..

Rachel: Are you excited that you had your first HoH?
Porsche: meh..
Rachel: Why?
Porsche: I don't know.. I felt like it wasn't that great. I mean...

***You'll still be here tomorrow, Rachel.

Porsche: No one like gave me packs of cigarettes with my initials on it.. or
Rachel: hahahaha! You don't smoke!
Porsche: Or.. did my beck and call.. or.. I don't know.. but it was fun.. The coolest part of it..
Rachel: Nobody did my beck and call.
Porsche: Brendon.. let's be honest..
Rachel: That's true.
Porsche: The coolest part about it was walking in the room and seeing pictures. That's like awesome, awesome..

Adam enters and announces it's 11:30. They thank him.

Rachel: That is the funnest part, I think, too. Or reading you letter... Oh my God.. You look like a mean monkey.

Rachel: I can't do any good funny faces..

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11:50pm

Feed 3 & 4

Kalia, Porsche, Adam, Rachel

Adorable Pizza Story...

Which then leads into a spontaneous drum circle 2 minutes later... Feed 3 has close ups, 4 is wide..

Enjoy!

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12:36am

Feed 1

HoH Room

Porsche & Kalia

Kalia: If people don't care who leaves, then why is it such a deep and thought out decision? Just make a decision and go.

Porsche: mm hmm

Kalia: It's because they're probably not together on who they think should leave.

Porsche: The beauty of that? Hopefully they'll be lying in bed talking about that tonight, rather than studying.

Kalia: Oh. You have to ask me questions..

Porsche: That's all I can say.

Kalia: Ask me a question.

Porsche: Day 31.

Kalia: What kind of question is that?

Porsche: What happened on day 31?

Kalia: They're not gonna ask that. Are you kidding me?

Porsche: I don't know. When Adam says quiz me, he told me today, when he was laying in the hammock, he goes, "Give me a day," and I go "Day 31," and he was like, "Brendon used the Veto on Rachel."

Kalia goes from an upright position to laying down, deflated.

Kalia: That's weird. I've never once seen a competition like that. That's so weird.

Porsche: I don't know..

Kalia: What would you say.. "True or False, on Day 31, Brendon used the Veto to Save himself?"

Porsche: (silence)

Kalia: Are you listening?

Porsche: Yeah, I don't know it.

Kalia: Would they be like, "on Day 31, Brendon used the Veto to Save himself?"

Porsche: I don't know..

Kalia: That's so specific. I've never seen them do questions like that.

Porsche: What day did Brendon use the Veto on Rachel?

Kalia: And what, you write down the number?

Porsche: I don't know..

Kalia: That's a really.. I'm screwed if that's what the questions are.. I don't know things based on like, day 29 what happened..

OK.. since we've all been wondering where Adam's head is at, and he was kind enough to reveal that to us, we'll begin the overnight report there! I reserve the right to backtrack to earlier point in the evening should the mood hit me and time allow.

If you'd like to hop right in and watch for yourself in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to 12:43am on feed 3. You can click the pic of Adam to get to the live feeds log in page.

12:43am

Feed 3

Adam

Backyard Couch

Adam's sitting on the couch, having a smoke and nervously moving his legs around... And then he begins...

Adam: Alright, America.. and Canada.. Live feeders coast to coast and our friends up north. Looks like I'm here to stay another week. Looks like.. I'm back on the veteran train.. bouncin' back and forth like a ping pong ball.. and hey, say what you f*ckin' want about me, say whatever you f'in care about me.. If ya hate me, ya hate me. If ya love me, ya love me.. I don't care. I'm still here. I'm gonna be here this week. I'm stayin' another week. I have another chance... to win an HoH.. Let's see if I f*ck this one up.

Adam: Any competition I lost, sucked! I've tried every f*cking competition. I was told to throw competitions. The only one I did not want to win was the gumball one, which was perfect, because I couldn't win that anyway. There was no my my fat ass was gonna be able to run across that balance beam better than Dominic, Jeff or Brendon. No way in hell. Thank you. Thank you, Dominic, for winning that one, because who knows, I mighta been gone.

Adam: Thank you, Daniele, for f*cking over Jeff and Jordan, trying to backdoor Jeff, because that got Dominic out the next week. Thank you, Dani. And I'm sorry. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but Dani? Never trusted her. Never trusted her. She was playin' this game full throttle. She had people wrapped under her finger like nobody's business. Look at Kalia and f'in Porsche... They're convinced they're doin' this for Dani, doin' this for Dani, doin' this for Dani...

Adam: Get outta my house! I f*ckin' turned my back on Jordan.. my biggest regret. Turning my back on Jordan. My biggest f'ing regret. Jordan's been so good to me. Even through everything. Yeah, I was playin' both sides. I was makin' sure I was safe on the other side.. playin' with Jeff and Jordan, but I was honest with them. Honest, Honest, Honest. They didn't believe me sometimes, but I was honest.

Adam: Why didn't they believe me? Because Shelly was feedin' them a line. Good for you, Shelly. Good for you. Awesome moves, Shelly. You did a great job.. at diggin' your own ditch. Tryin' to get me into that ditch.. I never fell. You fell into the ditch. You got caught. You got found out. You never answered questions.. You skirted around everything.. which in this game is genius. People probably love her and hate me, which is fine, because she's goin' home and I'm stayin', and I've got another chance to win this f';in money. It's my money to win. I am in a good position to get myself further in this game by not being a back n forth, back n forth talker, but being a back n forth player.. Yeah.. say what you want about that..

Adam: You know what? In this game.. Survival. You have to make sure you are safe. You have to make sure you're not a target. I was protected on both sides. Jeff hated that. And I hated that I could not stick up for him. But this worked out perfectly. Somebody else got him out. I didn't have to get him out. I would have loved to have gone head to head with him in the final 4..

Adam: Or in the final 3.. Go head to head with Jeff.. knock him out and send him home.. because that's how I wanted to play this game. Early on I was told, play it this way, play it this way.. No. I play it my way. Just like Frank Sinatra. Hoboken's own Frank Sinatra. Bam! I did it my way. Ya know what? If i go out, I go out my way. I don't go out playin' someone else's game. I'm bobbin and weavin'.. I'm bouncin' back and forth. I'm dippin' and divin'.. I'm floating.. Whatever you wanna f'in call it. I'm still here... so f*ck you, my man.. yeah..

**pardon? that last line just didn't ring genuine to me.. what do I know.. Adam's having a testosterony moment. I'm having a left eyebrow raised moment.

Adam: I probably said the F*ck word more times than Rachel said __. And yeah, I made fun of Rachel.. Everybody makes fun of Rachel.. Even Rachel makes fun of Rachel. Rachel is a good person who just does not always know the right thing to do. She is so emotional.. She wears her emotions on her sleeve even more than I do.. But you know what? God bless her. God bless her. She's in love. Brendon's in love with her. Good for them. I hope you at home that hate her can ever feel the love that she feels for him and he feels for her. Yeah, it's strange.. it's weird.. but so what? They love each other. Who cares? In the scheme of life, having somebody that loves you? That's important. In the scheme of the Big Brother game? Hey, it's gotten her this far. She's right in there. She f'in held on to that dummy.. and she was not gonna lose that. And that's why I rooted for her last year, because she was a competitor. She did not go down without a fight.

Adam: Jordan.. sweet, sweet, sweet Jordan. Oh my God. Why did I turn my back on her? Why? Because I needed the numbers. I needed the protection. I needed the safety. Ya know what? Look how it turned out. We'll know tomorrow, but it looked like it turned out pretty good for me. I'll be in the 5. I'll be in the final 5 of Big Brother. Just 2 more people to get rid of. Get to those final HoHs, get to the finals.. If I win the final HoH, you can't deny me the money. You can't deny me the money. I f'in bounce around.. fought.. I played hard.. I stayed nicey nice.. I'm gonna piss people off this week, if I win HoH. I know I'm gonna piss em off.

Adam: Hey, yo, Brendon. If I'm in that final HoH chair, sittin' next to Jordan, and Jordan doesn't win anything to get there, then you better hold true to your word, my man. You said you were gonna vote for the person who competes the hardest, not the person who gets carried there. If I'm in there, it's because I competed hard. I won competitions at the end when I had to. Yeah, I mighta been quote unquote, carried along the way, but I made my own decisions this entire game. I wanted Rachel in this house over Lawon. I did not trust that Lawon had my back. He did not show me what I needed to see from an ally.. Do I regret it? We'll see..

Adam: There is no regret in life, only decisions. You can't regret what you did. You have to put it behind you and move forward. I did what I had to do to get by. I had to do what I had to do to get by. If you can't respect that as a game move, then don't. But I'm here, and other people are in the jury house.

***holy bugger, Adam.. I have more convos to cover, ya know?

Adam: More people will go to the jury house. If I'm in the final 2, you cannot deny me the money. I'm gonna f*ckin' love my girl.. gonna love her.. shower her with love.. I f*cking love that girl.. she has got the biggest heart in the world.. she cares for me so much.. I care for her so much.. I'm sick and tired of both of us being miserable, trying to make other people happy in life. Tryin' to do the right thing.. tryin' to be the good people that we are.. It's so hard.. You don't win gold medals for bein' a nice person. I wanna win a gold medal for Big Brother.. take care of my girl.. get a life started for the 2 of us.. Have money in the bank do that we can do things.. starts a family.. have a life together.. I wanna f'in snuggle the shit outta her in bed.

**awww! ok.. i could get over the back hair... nah. who am I kidding.

Adam: That's why I'm here. Last year, if I got on the show, I was doin' it for me. This year, I'm doin' it for us. I want a life changer. I want people to see.. Hey, Big Brother is about lying.. It is about manipulating.. but you do not have to do it in a malicious way. You do not have to it in a way that's evil. Dr. Will? Yeah, bro. You did it your way. It worked. Other people have tried to copy it, you see what happens. You try to manipulate people too hard. It doesn't work.

Adam continues on to say Again what a sweet person Jordan is, and that she had every right to go off on Shelly. Further.. He gives kudos to Rachel for seeing through Shelly from the beginning, and sticking to her guns, even though nobody believed her.

Adam: So Rachel, I got your back now. I believe you. I believe in you. I wanna go head to head with you. And ya know what, Rachel, if you beat me? I have no problem awarding you the money. I know other people may not like you.. but at the end of the day, know that I respect you.. I respect your game.

Adam: Daniele.. That's gonna be the crucial vote..

Adam's still going.. I've got to move on... To watch from the beginning, go to 12:43am on feed 3. To carry on from here, go to 12:57am on feed 3..

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12:59am BBT

Feed 1

HoH Room

Porsche & Kalia

Porsche: Please let us get Rachel out next week. Please. We said rabbit 3 times. And let us hear Alanis Morissette in the morning.

Kalia: It's not ironic though..

Porsche: It's still ironic.

Kalia: What?

Porsche: Life in this house. Dude, there's only 2 more HoHs. It's like imperative. 3 including the biggie...

Kalia: Well, 2 plus the big one. God, in a perfect world, I would win tomorrow and you would win next week.

Porsche: I know. Our world is near perfect. It was perfect last week.

Kalia: For a day.

Porsche: For a day.

Kalia: Day 55 was perfect. Half of 56 was perfect.

Porsche: (smiling) Shut up. But who knows, dude, if we would've brought them and Shelly knows a ton of sh*t, or Adam? I think everything happens for a reason.

Kalia: Absolutely. Did you hear Jordan? She guessed on every single of her final HoH questions. She guessed on all of them. Cuz there all the questions are like, "Did Porsche say her biggest mistake in the game..."

Porsche: mm hmm

Kalia: And it was true, because her and Jeff secluded themselves from everyone..

Talk continues..

Kalia: Shelly was saying that Adam's gonna vote for Rachel if she makes it to final 2.

Porsche: Yeah, but she's probably trying to throw him under the bus with us.

Kalia: I know..

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1:33am

Feed 1

Kalia & Porsche

HoH Room

Kalia: Oh, God, please let me win HoH tomorrow. Please.. I gotta win this next HoH..

Porsche: Please, God, I gotta win this next Veto.

Kalia: Our lives in this game..

Porsche: Our lives in this game depend on it.

Kalia: We would like to have a repeat of last week, please.. and then we can just chill, because then we're totally safe. If I win this HoH, that guarantees us for Final 4. If you win the one after that, that guarantees that we'll be here for final 3.

Porsche: And beyond final 3, one of us has to win it, so we get to final 2. It's so close, Kalia. It's so close. My game is stepping up. Admit it. Increasingly.

Kalia: Absolutely.

Porsche: Yours too. You've always had game..

Kalia: But now you definitely have.

Porsche: Yeah, I was in pause though, for the 1st half of the season. I really was. That's what happened to me.

Kalia: I know.

And this concludes the Overnight Report.... Happy Thursday, BB Lovers!!

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