My head is still spinning from last night on the feeds, and BB is already waking them up! If this is your 1st time on BBDish today, please run, don't walk, and read The Overnight Report, which should be subtitled "Elissa Goes Rogue: Pandemonium Ensues." Otherwise, you're going to be lost all day today.
BB: Good morning, houseguests. It's time to get up for the day. There are fresh batteries in the Storage Room..
♫Regulate yourself.. Regulate everything.
The HGs are slowly showing signs of life. Andy's up and about. Aaryn's brushing her teeth.. The backyard is still open.. Andy heads out to the hammock, and I will him to talk to us..
BB: Judd, please go to the Diary Room.
BB: The bedroom lights must remain on during the day.
**Come on, Andy. I can see the wheels turning. Share.
10:12:45 - A bird scares the hell of out Andy..
Helen comes outside.. Andy calls her over, and BOOM! We're off and running.
Helen: There was no need to tip off Kaitlin, Spencer or Howard, because now they're going to come after us. So um, she said, I really felt like I needed to know the truth about that.. It's my vote. I said, if you're part of an alliance, you discuss things like that with your alliance.. She said, I don't need anyone's protection. I told her you've needed more than anyone, and these people have all had your back. I said, We're all in an alliance. We don't throw each other under the bus. The Key to being in an alliance is protecting not only yourself, but everyone in the alliance. She was like, Oh gosh, I didn't mean it to.. So I kind of threatened her a little, saying if you don't shape up, the alliance isn't going to want you.
Andy: THey already don't.
Helen: I know. I said, calling your alliance member who is also HoH a liar, is not a smart move.. She's like, I don't know why Judd didn't stick up for me when they said.. I told her, There's no beef against Judd. He's key to this game for you to be here. He's not the one who put you up this week. I said, I really want to play with you, but what you did today, went against me. I was like, do it for me. She's coming after me. I evicted Jeremy. Don't mess up the plan and put targets on our back. Before I was worried about Aaryn winning HoH, now I'm worried about Howard, Spencer, Aaryn and Candice winning HoH.
Andy: Not Aaryn.
Helen: I know.. But I didn't want to tell her that. She doesn't know Aaryn's working with us now. Anyway, I told her, and she feels bad about it..
Andy: Does she though?
Helen: I told her.. If you don't play this game and with the alliance, no one's going to have your back. I said, you really betrayed me today, more than anyone has.. I make mistakes too, I'm not perfect, but that one conversation with Kaitlin has now damaged your game. You were on a high, and now you've gone back down to the bottom.
Helen: I told he.. I have to kind of detach myself from her, so people don't think I'm supporting this behavior..
Andy: It was very selfish.
Helen: She was very selfish last night.
Andy: Andy even with some of the MVP stuff.
Helen: The problem is, I'm playing this game with her, but she's not playing this game with me. She's playing Elissa's game. That's my biggest worry. One day she gets really mad at us, and outs everything.
Talk turns to Candice, then Judd..
Judd comes to join them on the hammock.
Andy: I was just filling her in on the whole Amanda story.
Judd: It don't make no sense. Oh yeah.. the reason she came up with those people is they were in the cockpit..
Andy: That's why Kaitlin thought Amanda thought..
*headspins at 10:26am
Judd: She said, I cracked the code guys.. She said, Manda has made up this whole alliance to people.. It made no sense whatsoever.
Helen: She's left trying to figur eout who started.
Judd: What was Elissa's explanation.
Helen: She was upset that we didn't stick up for her..
Judd: But what was her explanation?
Helen; She said she didn't think that conversation with Kaitlin was going to grow into a monster. I told her, you can either play this game with your alliance, or by yourself. Yesterday, you played only for yourself. And all of these people have kept you here. She's like, I'm here, because I'm MVP.. I said, no, you're here because of these people's votes.
They all feel evictor's remorse, and debate which should tell Kaitlin..
Helen: So then she blamed Amanda.
Andy: When in doubt, blame Amanda.
Helen: And that's not fair to Amanda.
Judd: Not at all.
Helen: She's really sorry about it.
Andy: Is she still gonna vote Kailtin out?
Helen: She's still gonna vote Kaitlin out. She's not gonna talk to anyone about it. My hope is that it goes away.
Andy: Kaitlin's gonna be on the warpath today.
Helen: We don't wanna get on ELissa.
Judd: I don't wanna get on her, but I can't trust her. As far as I'm concerned, she's on the bottom of the totem poll now.
Andy: Me too.
Helen: Between us, we gotta beat Howard, Spencer and Candice in HoH.. and maybe even Elissa. I will tell you that she has no problem anymore with putting Howard on the block.. She hate him now. She hates how he's using Candice, and she hates how he's using his prayerfulness.
Andy: Spencer told me last night that you and Elissa are playing a good cop bad cop thing.. Where Elissa blows up, and then people come to confide in you.
Helen: Amanda cannot go home before Howard and Spencer. We have to protect her. THey're gonna want to backdoor her. There's too much going on..
Helen: We need to make sure Jessie knows that Aaryn's going out before her. Howard, Spencer, Aaryn. We're not bringing her to jury.
Judd: Jessie and Aaryn are pretty buddy buddy..
Helen: I feel bad for Amanda.
Judd: Don't. We have the numbers. And we might even have the HoH, so there's no reason to do premature damage control.
Helen; I feel like we need to all fight for this one as hard as possible. Don't be mad at me if I get this one.
Judd: Did she get MVP this week?
Helen: No.. She thinks Howard got it. Also.. I think Howard might be Danielle from AllStars Brother.. That would give him a big fanbase.. so he would win MVP too.
Judd: no, She doesn't really have a big fanbase. Jeff n Jordan, Janelle, Dan.. Those are big fanbases.
Helen: The black vote.. i think America picked him.
Andy: I think America chose the nominees.
Judd: To throw us off? Make us all point fingers? That makes sense too.
10:52am -- They get off the hammock, greet Aaryn.. Judd joins her on the couch. Then Helen and Andy.
Helen: You handled yourself really well yesterday. I wanna give you props for that.
Aaryn: Well, thank you. It wasn't easy.
Helen: Today's gonna be tough. We're gonna make Kaitlin feel like she's safe. She's gonna try everything today. I have to tell you.. I normally don't break my word, but many people have told me she's coming after me.. I think it's a Jeremy thing.
Aaryn: She didn't even tell me that.
Helen: And Howard and Spencer think I'm coming after them becauise of the moving company, which I am.. and every other lie they've told me since day one. But when I hear she's comong after me..
Judd: Quit making arguments with ELissa though.
Aaryn: I didn't.
Aaryn: I've been doing nothing but, How's your life? Can I wash your feet?
Judd: My biggest worry right now.. Kaitlin just wants to know if she's going home, but I can't tell her yet, because it puts a big target on me. I wanna tell her, but it's just not the right time, because she'll have to much time to scramble. It's just making me sick. She's a really good girl. She's kind-hearted.
Aaryn: She is. Everyone here is doing what they think is gonna take them farther.
Judd: I still feel like I owe you one.. Not putting me on the block or Have Not when you were HoH.
Talk turns to the coming HoH.. They all think the HoH will choose the Have Nots this week, and there wont be a HHN comp.
Game talk has subsided.. They're laughing and chatting about past seasons.. Most love Daniele Donato, and wish she hadn't gone out as early as she did. (**ditto)
Judd: It's too early.
Andy: I feel like maybe Nick, Jeremy..
Judd: Nick had the personality of a fish.
Jessie: (to Aaryn) I feel like you'll get called back.
**I can hear the people in the control room laughing from here.
Judd: Maybe Amanda.
Aaryn: Yeah.. Totally Amanda. She's usually calm and cool, unless it directly effects her.
Jessie: Did you hear me come get in bed with you at like 6 this morning?
Aaryn: That's hilarious.\
Jess: I was super cold.. So I went up there.. But I'm not allowed to sleep, so I was focusing on the
Aaryn: The more Spencer talks about your breasts and your body..
Judd: And Butterscotch..
Aaryn: it makes me want to throw up.
Judd: He said, I bet her pussy tastes like butterscotch.
Jessie: Eewwwwww! That's so gross. Is it possible to be putin brain jail?
Aaryn: Yes, it's called a mental institution, and he has been in one. I didn't ask for what. I bet it was for weed.
Aaryn: Every time he massages your shoulders.
Jessie: That is never happening again.
Judd: We should change your name to Butter.
Jessie: That's disgusting that he would even say that on tv. I thought he was all about Marylin.
Judd: He is.
Jessie: But now he's talking about someone else's butterscotch vagina? I hope when he goes home, she throws butterscotch on him.
Judd, Andy, Aaryn, Jessie cont'd.
Jessie: I'm so happy you're staying.
Aaryn: Me too. I wonder what stuff Kaitlin's gonna pull today. You look like you've lost like 15 pounds.
Judd: What if you'r eHave Not again next week?
Aaryn: You're not going to be.. I'm gonna win HoH, and I've already figured out the 4 people: Howard, Spencer, GM, Elissa. Although, if any of you win it, put me on it.. I'll raise my hand and volunteer.
Jessie: You were so funny this morning. As soon as I climbed into bed, you rolled over, held me and kissed my hand.
Judd: I move around a lot in my sleep.
**Umm.. am I imagining things, or is Judd in need of.. release?
Jess and Andy head inside to make some slop..
Aaryn: Do you realize, if I would've slept with you last night.. and Jessie had come in there at 6am, she would've flipped out.
Judd: I just meant to sleep.
Aaryn: i know what you meant, but she still would'nt have liked it.
Judd: I probably shouldn't have told her the butterscotch thing.
11:30am Jessie returns..
Jessie: Oh my goodness.. please let this day go fast.
Aaryn: I really want this day to go fast too.
Judd: Me too.
Carolyn: Me too.
I see movement on 3...
Andy and Amanda
Andy: Even if Kaitlin is telling the complete truth, no one's ever gonna believe her.
Amanda: If anything, I think it gained more trust with Aaryn.
Andy: And Judd thought a lot during solitary.. It's kind of perfect.. It get's Kaitlin out of here, keeps the blood off his hands and brings Aaryn closer to us. You're gonna be fine.
They end this quickly and Amanda heads into the bathroom.. Coming out of the bathroom, Judd pulls Amanda in for a morning hug.
It's so nice, she pulls him back in for a second. Mmm. :-)
Amanda joins the couch crew out back..
Jessie: Do you know about this, Amanda? Spencer said he bets my vagina tastes like butterscotch.
Amanda: So disgusting.
Jessie: Good morning! hehe
Amanda: I hate him so much..
Aaryn: The said thing is, I was really close to GM and Kaitlin, and now they're really close to each other, and they've pushed me out.
Judd: That's how groups of 3 girls work. I've always noticed that.
Jessie; No kisses for me?
Judd: I always give you kisses on your cheek, your hand and on your butterscotch.
McCrae joins the living, all of whom give him hell for his pants being halfway down, and tell him to immediately correct the situation.
Amanda: How cool would it be if for HoH you got your dog for a week?
Judd gives me another reason to love him - he loves Bull Mastiffs. :) He tells a long story about one..
Amanda: Oh my God, is this story never going to end, or has my Adderall not kicked in?
Cam 3/4 Helen's in the Cockpit with Jessie..
Cam 1/2 Judd, McCrae, Amanda, Aaryn, Andy are sharing stories, enjoying each other on the couch out back
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