Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday!
On the live feeds right now, as of 4:13 am BBT, Kristen & Hayden are still up and snuggling in the backyard on the couch...
Krayden fans - spark up the feeds, so you can enjoy their last time together with them...
4:15am BBT -
Enter Officer C-Block... never freakin' fails. Kathy comes outside to ask them if they're coming to bed soon, because otherwise she's gonna turn the light out.
Then she stays for a smoke... They ask her what she's doing up, and she tells them about the game conversation she's been having with Enzo for the past hour or so - while he's been blowing smoke up her bum.
OK, Kathy. Give them a break. Go inside and leave the lovebirds alone. At 4:21am BBT - She does just that. And we get smooches...
I'm getting to work on the Overnight Report. Please check back at 7:30am BBT for the complete report... It'll be going up in sections every 20-30 minutes or so. :)
Enzo, Hayden, Britney, Lane
Following another lengthy meeting with Kristen, Enzo makes his way into the Cabana Room and joins Enzo, Hayden and Britney.
Enzo: F**K! And she wants to tawk again tomorrow.
Britney: I have another appointment with her tomorrow too.
Hayden: Should I start taking appointments?
Enzo: She's playin' mad game.
Britney: Did you tell her you'd vote to keep her?
Enzo: No, I said I was on the fence... She wants to talk to you now! (he's teasing)
Britney: Liar! You are such a liar. I told her I'd talk to her again tomorrow.
Lane gets in on the act...
Britney: I'm gonna go tell her you wanna talk to her right now!
Talk turns to Brendon & Rachel and how they're trying to secure their safety next week by making alliances with everyone in the house now...
Britney: They think they have an alliance with everyone in the house now. (to Lane) Did they approach you?
Enzo: Wait.. I think I'm in an alliance with them!
Brendon and Rachel bashing ensues.. Britney's talking about how she's overtly rude to both of them, and they seem not to notice. They think she's being funny. The conversation quickly moves on the the pool tournament tonight... then on to their mythical BB12 rock group tour..
Lane & Enzo get up to make food, leaving Britney and Hayden to whisper privately. After Hayden tells Britney about what Brendon & Rachel said to him, regarding him never being the target this week, and them always having his back, and trying to pull him into an alliance, Britney tells Hayden what Kristen's argument to stay has been with everyone...
Britney: With every person, she has a different reason that she's better to stay. .. and she was like, ok, so Brendon and Rachel go home next week, the next week you send Kathy home, the next week, she's like, you're the only girl who's gonna be left in the house... She's like, and all those guys are gonna make an alliance together, and you're gonna be kicked out as soon as there's no girls left.
***And she's quite right. Although the Brigade does want you in their final 6, that's as far as it goes.
Hayden: That's what she thinks?
Britney: Uh huh. She was like, and you know you're not gonna stay to the end. They're gonna send you out as quick as they can. And.. you know they already have like a bond between all the guys, and if you don't keep me here, you're gonna be the only girl, and they're gonna send you home.
Hayden: (nods his comprehension...)
Britney: ...and I was like...
Hayden: I can't... I'm not gonna get mad at her or anything, 'cause I know she's...
Hayden: ...really trying. And it's not right for me to get mad. I understand that she's wanting to stay and trying really hard to stay, but... I do want your vote.
Britney: Oh, I know.. Everybody wants my vote.
Britney: Duh... But I said to her... She's like, why are you considering, or, like, what are you thinking, and I was like, well, honestly, I have talked to Hayden, and after Brendon and Rachel, I think we're on the same page about where else we'd like to.. because I think we are.
Hayden: Yeah. I know we are.
Britney: And she was like, Oh Really? And I was like, I don't expect for you to tell me names or whatever, but where would you go? And she was like, if I, after Brendon and Rachel, I would wanna take out people who I didn't feel like were playing very hard... And I was like, ok, no, we're not on the same page then. Because I know she wont wanna get rid of Kathy, ever. She wont wanna get rid of Ragan, ever. She wont wanna get rid of Matt, ever.
Hayden: (shakes his head no)
Britney: Ever. So...
Hayden: Right. And like, me n you are smart enough to know, if Ragan makes it to the end, he's gonna win.
Britney: I know.
Hayden: Like if you're against Ragan in the end, or I'm against Ragan in the end...
Britney: Nobody would win.
Hayden: I love Ragan to death, but..
Britney: We all do.. It's that him and Matt are in an alliance.
Hayden: And that's clear.
Britney: I know.
Hayden: And we've talked about that.
Britney: No, we're on the same page.. And I told her that. I was like, I just think that Hayden and I are going in the same direction, and so, with me, she's trying to play the girl card. Like, you don't wanna be the only girl... You don't wanna be here by yourself... Nobody will take you to the end, if you're the only girl.. bla bla bla...
***That was Kristen's plan originally, if you recall. Take out all the women.
Hayden: Was it you that told me? If it's a guy versus a girl in the final 2, then the guy wins.
Britney: Every time.
Hayden: That was you that told me?
Britney: mm hmm.
Hayden: So it'd be stupid to take another guy to the end.
Britney: And if 3 guys are really strong competitors? It'd be stupid not to take me to the end. Hayden: Oh yeah.
**This conversation is ongoing, but you get the gist, and I need to move forward in the overnight. If you'd like to continue with Britney & Hayden, please check it out in the flashback section of the live feeds. Wed Aug 4th - 1:14am - Cam 3.
Brendon & Rachel
Meanwhile, up in HoH, Brendon and Rachel are snuggling, smooching and laughing at themselves...
Rachel: Between my crying and having a competition orgasm, and you with your wizards of pinball, we're like the biggest nerds.
Brendon: I know, right?
After a couple minutes of this, talks turns to moans... It's available in the flashback section of the live feeds starting at 1:30am BBT, Cam 1, if you wanna watch.
Kristen, Hayden & Officer C-Block
Kristen's showering and talking...
Hayden: I'd enjoy watchin' it.
Kathy: You would. You enjoy everything about Kristen...
Hayden: I do. That's a true story.
Hayden & Kristen make plans to stay up late tonight, and get some alone time once all the others have gone to bed...
Hayden, Lane, Britney, Matt, Ragan
Enzo's inside making pork chops... They're having a laugh about it, playing pool, chatting... Britney's on the elliptical, trying to burn enough calories to erase the Turkey Burger she ate.
Ragan: Hell, I laughed away a turkey burger just now.
Britney: Lane, are you proud of me? I'm at 18 minutes, and I'm not even tired.
***Stay on there for 90 at level 16, you genetically and metabolically blessed child. Then talk to me.
Lane: 18 minutes?
Britney: That's like a lot.
Lane: I know. That is a lot.
Britney: That's almost twice as much as I was doin' before.
***hold me back.
Britney: You're supposed to be like super proud.
Lane: I know, but if I should you too much, then you'll slack.
Britney: I just felt really bad after I ate that turkey burger, like what kinda fattie eats this late at night?
Lane: It's a turkey burger.
Britney: Yeah, but it's got bread... and cheese... It's one thing to eat all day, but once you eat after 7pm, you're just obese.. ya know?
On request, Britney soon starts her impressions of Kristen...
Matt: He said you did a great Kristen. I've never seen it.
Britney: You've never seen my Kristen?
Lane: Aw, yeah, it's good.
I recommend you check it out on flashback starting at 2:02am on Cam 3 for the full effect, but here's a cap:
Britney: (as Kristen) Matt, can I just talk to you in the Taj, for just a minute? I just, I just feel like I deserve to be here... and it's just like, I'm just a great competitor. I just feel like, I deserve it, and you know, can I just talk to you in private for like a minute?
Matt: You got like the eyes and mouth down perfect.
Britney: I know. Me and Monet used to practice.
Matt: Oh, you did it before?
Britney: Uh huh.
Matt: 'Cause they caught me in the leotard, and they were like, do Kristen...
Britney: Ya gotta get her voice... It's like, (mimics) Matt, I just...
And we're moving right along...
Dining Table - Kitchen area
Kathy, Britney, Kristen, Enzo
Kathy & Britney are educating Enzo about the wonders of the south... They explain about their accents, southern food... Okra, hush puppies, grits and the like. Enzo's waiting on his pork chops to be ready.
Enzo: I thought grits were like potatoes...
Britney: It's like oatmeal, only gross.
Britney and Kathy have a big laugh over their common practice of saving bacon grease in a coffee can. Enzo looks like he's listening to a conversation on another planet, somewhere between befuddled and disgusted by the concept of okra.
Enzo: I gotta see it. I'm gonna google this sh*t.
Lane, Britney & Enzo
Lane and Britney and laying in bed together, talking like siblings, when Enzo enters the darkened room. He's having eaters remorse about his 2:30am pork chop binge.
Enzo: It f'in sucks in here, yo. Like, I wanna go back on slop. I'm goin' back on slop next week. I wanna be a have not.
Britney: (whispers) Who are you voting for?
Britney: Are you voting for crazy eyes?
Britney: Who are you voting for?
Enzo: Kristen. To go home. I think Hayden is harm...
Enzo: Yeah.. like he's like a piece of Orika..
Enzo: A piece of Oraka.. or what the f*ck..
Lane: What? Hey, do y'all have Long John Silvers?
Enzo: She said that to me...
Britney: That's my favorite...
Lane: Mine too.
Britney: Do you get extra crumbs.
Lane: Extra crispies.
While Lane and Britney indulge in the southern fried fantasy, poor Enzo looks on as if they were martians.
Meanwhile, on the couch in the backyard, on Cams 1 and 2, Hayden and Kristen are sharing a blanket, and... What's wrong with this picture???
By 3am, Kathy has left them, and they remain on Cams 1 & 2, for the next 2 hours of talking, cuddling and smooching... with only 1 more interruption from Officer C-Block...
Kristen: No one ever said it was gonna be easy...
Hayden is hyper aware of the camera moving in for a close up... Kristen's beyond the point of caring.
Kristen: It's just crazy, because everyone thinks our situation is hard right now, but they don't even know how hard it is.
Hayden: mmm. Do you think that's gonna effect things later for a vote?
Kristen: No. I don't. The only people who were effected by it, I think, were Rachel and Brendon. Look... A butterfly...
The butterfly leads into a conversation about past lives, as Kristen reads Hayden's palm. According to her, he hasn't had many past lives, while she has... Kristen and Hayden stay up talking (and not talking) about everything under the sun for hours and hours... If you're a Krayden fan, it's a sweet flashback...
If you like your HGs with a lot more action under the covers, then your last flashback point for this Overnight Report is 6:35am BBT on Cam 2... with Brendon and Rachel... Clicking the pic will get you to the 3 day free trial for the live feeds.
Happy Wednesday, BB Lovers. This concludes the Overnight Report!
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