Jessie's Reign of Terror Meets the New Day
Good afternoon, BB Lovers!
Jessie began her reign of terror last night, following an argument with Helen. That's covered in the Overnight Report, and I strongly encourage you to read it before you get started here..
Here are the links: Tuesday Morning, The Overnight Report - Cage Match edition
As we rejoin our HG's Jessie's making good on her threat to continue this behavior til she leaves.
Elissa, Helen and Jessie
Jessie: This weekend is gonna be sooo delicious.
Elissa and Helen say nothing in response. Aaryn returns to the kitchen.
Helen, Aaryn, Elissa
Aaryn: I'm sorry.. this is comical.. letter do it. Crazy bitch.
Aaryn whispers with Spencer and tells him he should come see the show.
Aaryn: It's getting worse. She took my cup that say Aaryn on it..
Elissa: I can't even believe this is for real..
Aaryn moves to share with Amanda and McCrae
Elissa: Oh my God. I can just imagine her going off on Judd and Candice. Candice got upset, but this is certifiably nuts.
BB: Houseguests, the lockdown is over. You are now free to move about the house.
Have Not Room
Aaryn and GM
Aaryn: Basically, we're gonna ignore her and pretend she doesn't exist.. We're gonna have the funnest 2 days ever. Just act like the happiest little lark that you can. She poured out all the chocolate milk.. and took my cup. And she's making bacon and wafting it all around.. The bitch is going down.
Gm comes into the bathroom.. Operation smile in full play. Amanda too..Then Spencer..
Helen: I think there's something actually wrong with her. Are you feeling the slop diet six pack?
Ginamarie: I can see ribs.
Jessie sits outside alone.
Amanda: No one said anything?
Helen: Nope, No one said a word. I think it's the best way to handle this situation. She'll never be remorseful for any of it for weeks.
Aaryn: That's the game. This isn't a friendship environment.
Jessie: I don't think that's the game. You and everyone else have made it that way.
Aaryn: I tried to help you. I legitimately cared about you as a friend.. and I tried to help you.. What do you want me to do? You already sold out.
Jessie: you cannot sit here and tell me you've done more for me than i've done with you.
Aaryn: Jessie, I could've taken off anyone.
Jessie: I really wish you would've taken Spencer off, because then just for a second, I would've thought you were not what you actually are, which is a lying, backstabbing..
Aaryn: Sorry I'm a good game player and you're going home.
Jessie: I don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth Aaryn.
Aaryn: Then why are you talking to me?
Jessie: Because this is my house too, and I can do what every I want. I'm actually going with the Rachel method. She's one of the most loved people in BB history.
Jessie: You do you and I'll do me..
Aaryn: Jessie, you're not gonna bring anyone down with you.
Jessie: I cannot wait for you to walk into jury.
Aaryn: At least it's gonna be later than you.
BB: Aaryn, please put on your microphone.
Aaryn: I'm done talking.
Amanda comes outside.
Amanda: Good morning.
Jessie: Good morning. Just so you know, just to get the morning off to a good kicker, you know Elissa talks shit about you all the time, about how slutty you are.
Amanda: I know. I am.
Jessie: I don't care what ya'll say about how I'm acting.
Amanda: I'm confused though.. Why are you doing this?
Jessie: Actually, you haven't done a lot to me, Amanda. I have nothing to say to you. Except for lying to my face this week..
Amanda: Really? Are you telling the truth? You didn't have any big moves this week?
Jessie: No, I didn't discuss anything else.
Amanda: Whatever. I don't want to get involved.
Jessie: Bunch of F'ing liars.
Amanda: (quietly) Don't go out like this..
Jessie: This is part of my game. Seriously. F*ck all of ya'll. It makes no difference what I say..
Aaryn: It's a f*cking game Jessie, and you don't know how to play it. That's why you're going home. Shut up. You didn't even win the Veto.. Judd gave it to you. You're not a competitor.. You have no social game..
Jessie: What did GM call you? A yappy chichuahua? Yeah, that sounds about right.
**so much for operation ignore.
Amanda: How bout Judd? Did he tell you anything you'd like to share?
Jessie: No. My mission this week is to get you guys to see.. I'm just telling you, if you keep Spencer, he's gonna work with Helen, and not you.
McCrae: Why do you say that?
Jessie: I know that what I leaked to Spencer about the plan to get you out, he leaked you out. If Helen and Elissa were loyal to you, they would've told you that I was masterminding something to get you out.
Ginamarie comes out..
Jessie: Part of my game is to p;iss everyone off.
Amanda: I know exactly what you're doing. You're pulling an Evel Dick.
Jessie: Ok, so let me do it. Keep me here. I'll go on the block every week.. Calling everyone out on their bullshit. Elissa better not come within 15 feet of me today.
Jessie: I love GM..
Amanda: You're not gonna f*ck with her? That would've been so much fun to watch.
Jessie: I've already told her all the f'd up shit that Aaryn's said about her. It's gonna be a long week..
Jessie: Next thing I'm gonna do is tell Elissa what a willowing shadow of her sister she is..
Amanda: Just make sure I'm around.
Jessie: It's so hard to fight with her though.. I get dumber just being around her. Dude, Helen is such a ___. (?)
Jessie: You haven't even won a competition and somehow you're the most powerful person in the house. Good job, Amanda.
Ginamarie: Amanda, I finally shaved my pits.
Amanda: Did you donate it to locks of love? It had to be 10 inches long.
Jessie: If you already realize that, I need a new mission for the week.
**I was wondering why they were entertaining this conversation, but I get it now. McCrae wants Jessie's cigarettes when she goes.
Timecheck - 1:49pm
Jessie: Well, I'm gonna go get beautiful for my day of terror.
Jessie goes inside. McCrae mentions the cigs to Amanda.
Amanda: It's not original what she's doing. You can't reenact what someone else has done before, because then people know what you're doing.
McCrae: I gotta put a bigger target on me.. So people will want to take me to final 2.
Amanda: Do you wanna make sure she wont vote for you?
McCrae: She just seems so inconsequential. I think the cigarette thing will kick it off.
Elissa and Jessie
Jessie is showering..
Jessie: Hey Rachel Shadow.
Elissa: How are ya?
Jessie: Awful now that you're here.
McCrae enters to use the toilet. Elissa goes into the Have Not shower stall to change..
Jessie: Mmm this hot shower is so nice.. I could just stay in here for hours.. So what are you gonna go today, Rachel's Shadow? Oh.. nothing.. that's about what you've done in competitions.. Slightly more..
Elissa: heheheeheh (and she leaves)
The HGs minus Jessie have been enjoying a laugh.. More about McCrae getting Jessie's cigarettes..
Jessire returns to the backyard.
Jessie: Cool, Rachel's shadow is doing laundry..
Helen: The name calling is really unnecessary.. She's like, Good morning, Liar. She's totally insane.
Jessie: Rachel's shadow, who got big boobs first? You or your sister? Cuz you're older right? You're like 35?
Elissa goes inside laughing and tells Helen and Aaryn how ridiculous Jessie's being.
Aaryn: She said that Elissa says every day what a big slut you and Amanda are.
Elissa and Aaryn come back outside.
Jessie: Hey Rachel's shadow.. hey Oompah Loompah.. no, Barney. Going into the pool, Rachel's shadow? Have fun lying and scheming and talking about how Aaryn's a slut and so is Amanda. Are you just walking in circles, Rachel's Shadow? Ohh.. Dangerous towel for the pool, Rachel's Shadow. Really is the highlight of my day. I still think that ya'll secretly hate each other. Ooooh.. Why are you still talking, Aaryn? DO you feel the need to respond? You can't see it on your permanently scowled face.
Spencer, Andy and Helen
Spencer: It's funny cuz it's so transparent..
Helen: She's hoping someone will take her to final 2.
Andy has the HoH Cam.. They take a couple pics in there..
Jessie takes the intimidation a step further.. and lays down next to Elissa.
Jessie: Wow, I didn't think ya'll were capable of shutting up for more than 2 minutes in a row. This is amazing.
Inside, Spencer takes a pic of Andy next to Jessie's Memory Board photo..
Andy: Don't come out right away.. I'm gonna pretend I don't know what's going on..
2:27 - Sticks his head outside..
Andy: I got the camera!!!
McCrae: She's right next to Elissa.. She's trying to get in her head.
Where ever Elissa moves, so goes Jessie..
Andy: You were so right. Writing that blog goes by so quickly.
Jessie goes inside.
Andy: What's going on?
They tell him. Contrary to Jessie's plan, her attacks are working to bond the others together.
2:30pm HoH Pics and Talking about Jessie continue..
Elissa: It is ridiculous though.. It's so ridiculous, it's kind of funny.
**Aaryn is much better at not responding when others are present.
Aaryn: She thinks you're gonna vote to keep her, GM. She's gonna try to turn you against me and get your vote.
GM: You know I don't like people who do shit like that. She treats people stupid, so she's going.
Spencer gives Andy the play by play on Jessie's eaves dropping last night.. Andy fills them in on the Gm/Aaryn blow up..
Andy, Spencer, Amanda
Amanda: I'd be opening the door to the f'ing shower..
Spencer: You could describe that fat ass she's got..
Amanda: When I was in the bathroom, I was thinking, she should open the door on me right now.
Andy snaps another HoH Pic..
Calling out HGs is exhausting work.. Surely she'll resume later..
Andy snaps a couple of GM in the shower, then this..
Andy, Spencer, McCrae, Amanda, GM
Andy: I mentioned everyone.. even the evicted HGs.. I talked about Candice sleeping 90% of the day, and then waking it up to keep it real. I gave a shout out to Ragan Fox and Jody.. my 2 favorite BB players of all time..
Jessie's awake and moving about the house again.. Heads up.
Andy and Aaryn
Andy's talking about HoH blogging with Aaryn.. Jessie comes into the bathroom and perches.. Then heads outside to continue..
Cam 1 follows Andy to the kitchen.
Elissa: Maybe we can not acknowledge her, so she finds that her behavior is unacceptable?
Helen and Andy go upstairs..
Helen: I just wanted to tell you I'm really sorry about all this.
Andy: It's ok. I know what's going on.. She thinks she can turn some votes, but I know it's gonna be 6-0.
Andy: Who would you put up if you won HoH next week.
Helen: I'd initially put up Spencer and Gm, but I'd backdoor someone.. You could probably talk me out of it..
Andy: I hope now you're seeing why I wanted Jessie out.
Helen: Absolutely. I don't wanna do anything like that unless you and McCrae are on board.
Andy: We just have to get through these next couple days with Hurricane Jessie..
Helen: Omg.. Andy.. So your HoH did not go so peacefully..
Andy: I think it's the least peaceful..
Helen: It's one thing to fight with me, but it's another to call Aaryn and Elissa names.. I know one of her dreams is to work at facebook, and one of my friends is really high up there, but I could never give her a recommendation now.
Andy: I think she thinks there's a thread she could stay..
Helen: I think she's kissing manda and McCrae's asses.. She'll give them her jury vote, which is ironic.. I'm just gonna stay out of it.
Andy: Don't be sorry.
Helen: I tried to apologize to her, and it got thrown back in my face. I'm the oldest in the house, and I should try to keep the peace.
Andy: She's being super nice to me, because she thinks I'll break a tie.
Helen: What happened with Aaryn and Gm last night? Aaryn said GM chest bumped her.
Andy: She did..
Andy tellsHelen all about it.
Helen: I'm not mad.. I feel sympathy for her.. I think something sad must've happened in her life..
Helen and Elissa check in with each other to make sure they're ok, with the abuse.
Elissa is teaching Gm yoga...
Andy tells Helen and Aaryn his tweets.. He mentioned #HurricaneJessie #WarriorMom and #KeepinItReal as hashtags..
Aaryn: Ok.. either my clothes are shrinking in the laundry, which I doubt, or I'm growing.
Andy: Uh oh.
Andy does his best Helen.
Andy: You are an amazing and talented girl, and if you don't do what I want, you're going home.
** ok.. I'm fadin' fast.. The mayhem will doubtless continue.. I haven't had a break since I started the Overnight Report this morning at midnight BBT, so I'll need you to take over and mind the critters for me. Thank you for being a part of the Dish!